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*nods at Vanden*

Any objections to the Kroot? It should be exotic enough, and keep us all busy with rounding up more of them if I can convince others of their insidious nature. I don't see any other xenos willing to give itself up.

OOC: It should be fun to come up with an escape for my Kroot. I do plan on going back to him, I just wanted to mess around with an Inquisitor for a little bit.

Hmmm... Long as it ain't me gettin' krumped, I could throw a burlap sakk or somefink ova da Kroot's 'ead.

*Stops, and considers*

But ya shot me wif dat infern-- sokk puppet? Wot da zog...? If you try ta zoggin' stomp me wif dat sokk puppet, we'z gonna have a real problem, Mista Inkwizita. Uvverwise I'd love ta help git ya outta here *rubs mangled flank gingerly*

Two votes for the Kroot. Need we continue this? Ork, if you'd please grab the xenos for me so I can leave? And if you're worried about the sock puppet...

*nudges what once was the inferno pistol over to KK with his foot*

I hardly doubt I could kill you with it anymore.

[Attempting to avoid being restrained by SYL] Take the cat girl!
And I have objections to you taking the Kroot, they're under contract with the Imperial Guard. It's dishonourable to hand one over for inspection by the inquisition.

[Thinks] But there is a bar near here with Skaven.

I'm Lucifer, not a catgirl.

*The storm ceases suddenly, and I land on both feet*
Yes, that will do nicely. I'm afraid I must apologize for damages done, I'm not exactly in complete control right now.

Space wolves, inquisitors....

Yeah, well. Xenos are not the ones we hate on.
In the bitter tank. Well banishment is useless. She is free of her former master and call s this room hone, thus banishment you only meet her again....
Only more pissed off.

The commissar is harmless.....

I'm nearly 11,000 I don,t do pointless work.

 sing your life wrote:
I'm Lucifer, not a catgirl.

Oh, in that case go right ahead. [Stares at ceiling]

Ooc: I browse on mobile so I have no idea what anyone is using unless I click their profiles. Whoops.

OOC: If you're not already aware, switch the design at the top from Dakka Mobile to Dakka 2012. The button is next to PMs. Apologies if you already know this.

BIC: Harmless? No... I see some steel. Stronger than steel.

*pinches nose and sighs*

I don't think I can take the Lucifer, it's more mutant than xenos by the looks of it.

Hm. If you can get through the death snow, I ised to work at a bar that had a lot of weird customers. I'm certain you'd find all kinds of xeno there.

Ooc: My phone screen is too small to display full mode and still have readable text

You... you knew of a bar with xenos. And you didn't think it'd be important to mention to the Inquisitor, even to just get him off your back. I can't wait to leave this place. Fething heretics... Very well, the bar will have to do.

*marches off towards the dropship with his scion bodyguards close behind*

I'm not a heretic... I only just woke up from a coma.
I'm astounded I'm wearing shoes.

*wakes up and wanders over to the coffee maker*

Morning everyone. What'd I miss?

*completely ignorant of the scorch marks and holes in the walls*

Not much. The angry dreadnaut found his way back.
[Picks up cup after blackjack and returns to armchair]

And we had a brief visit from an inquisitor

*Pops up out of cover*

Is that a Kroot? I hate Kroot. They always try to eat me when I strike up friendly conversation. With my Lasgun.

Gone, good. Cannot stand the inquisition.

Fething idiots half of em, don,t know what real chaos is.
Least most are not dumb enough to give orders to a primarch.

Don,t worry, me and my loyal brothers have a plan to reverse the slow death, give it 50-100 years we aim to be driving our enemies bacvk again.

If Fulgrim had just listened to Eldrad all of this could have been prevented...

Fulgrim..? [Sighs] Taldeer, don't force me to pay attention to you in an official capacity.

I'm far too tired to start giving a feth, but if you start talking heresy, I may have to.

That brother.....

Of all the fething brothers, long after I learned how it all began. With a cursed sword.

So much death over a sword.*looks sad at past* such darkness.
Aye, its hard knowing the truth.

Well, without the war, I would not exist. Most of us would not be here.

So, there is that.

*turns to BC*
You do not understand. Eldrad tried to warn Fulgrim of the approaching Chaos Threat, but he refused to listen.

You want to see what times would be with no chaos?
A golden age, mankinds greatest future..
*hands a small object that passes memories *

Safe, non xeno. Dark age of tech relic. Be careful with it, replacement is impossible.

*Twitches at the non-xeno comment*

Without the war I wouldn't be given a mother trucking laser gun. And this suit of useless cardboard armor that they make me war.

Which reminds me. My Lasgun batteries are replenished! Time to go hunt me some Xenos!

*bristles at the non xeno comment*

Now, Inquisitor, you say? And I wasn't invited? I haven't had the chance to hunt one of those shadows in awhile.

Hey, good as it is. Some do not trust alien tech.

This is designed for humans.
Xeno tech can have issues.

So can people who start insulting xenos in front if several of them.

And can Xenos who make passing comments about murdering humans. Say, aren't the Tau Empire and Imperium at war?