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Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

 War Kitten wrote:
 Brennonjw wrote:
Is the Imperium really that blind to Ahriman's actions? The only thing he has had in common with Magnus for the last 10,000 years is that they are both trying to fix Ahriman's mess. Magnus has left the warp ONCE, and that was to kick Russ back for what he did to Prospero. I was there in the aftermath, the wolves deserved what they got. Besides, it was Russ who Listened to Horus's command to kill Magnus rather then to capture him. In regards to that damnable grey knight, since when does saying a daemons true name make them explode!? Besides, the damage wasn't permanent, beyond my ego maybe.

What of the Ultramarine's transgressions? Or did Guilliman keep his own failings from the halls of history?

OOC:



We all know that your ego could withstand a blow or two.


That's rich, coming from an Ultramarine.

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shrugs*
Unlike some of my brothers I have never claimed to be perfect. I am what I am. Now, do you have a purpose for being here other than to irritate me? I have things to do.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

 War Kitten wrote:
*shrugs*
Unlike some of my brothers I have never claimed to be perfect. I am what I am. Now, do you have a purpose for being here other than to irritate me? I have things to do.


It's not everyday you get a reprieve from the service of a Chaos God. I'm here to learn how far the Imperium has fallen since I was last in it.

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*drags a slain giant worm into the Room*

Well, we killed the brood mother of one pack. The other Kroot shouldn't be far behind with its kin.

*sees standoff*

Oh great, who insulted the Imperials now?

*sees Yarrick*

Welcome back, commisar.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

First this guy named Russ returns, lemon, leaman Russ you said came back to the room.

Now you? Your his brother?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Brennonjw wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
*shrugs*
Unlike some of my brothers I have never claimed to be perfect. I am what I am. Now, do you have a purpose for being here other than to irritate me? I have things to do.


It's not everyday you get a reprieve from the service of a Chaos God. I'm here to learn how far the Imperium has fallen since I was last in it.


The Imperium survives. And that is what counts. No thanks to the efforts of your brothers and your sons

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

Russ returned? well, this is interesting? where is the drunk? Beyond that, what are you, some Warp being?


To be fair, marine, most of my brother's have been to busy reminiscing or moping to do much for either side.

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Brennonjw wrote:
Russ returned? well, this is interesting? where is the drunk? Beyond that, what are you, some Warp being?


To be fair, marine, most of my brother's have been to busy reminiscing or moping to do much for either side.


Don't know where he went. He mentioned something about fixing the Imperium and he claimed that the missing Loyal Primarchs were with him in orbit. Then he left. As for what I am. I'm a proud scion of the Ultramarines Legion. No more. No less.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Well seems like it. I was a dark lord in another realm till I got banished here and now, well not sure what to do.

Names sauron, I like gold rings, dark stone and such.

Someone said, he left to cure some guy names guliman? Somthing about returning to vision of this emperor of yours, reforms, had alot of ships, some blue grey, dark green with a rock thingy and another lot green with a draskes scale. Big guy, named vulkan leading them I think..
Was a bit out of it, still phasing in...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Nods to Blackjack] I would suggest you find somewhere quieter to be before these gentlemen come to blows.

I tried to go into Bennett's tank, but a small giggling woman took my coat and tried to frisk me.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

Be honest commissar, are you really worried that a fight between a primarch and a marine sergeant would be anything other then short and one sided?

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

If you start a fight with Veck, you are not only starting a fight with one marine. [Gestures to the rest of the room watching very intently]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

to be honest, I like my odds. Then again, I had no intention of throwing the first punch, so to speak. Like I said: it's my day off.

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

And ooc

That looks as rather impressive HH collection in your SIG!

Bic
Oh don,t worry I'm not aligned with this "chaos" you have, id not be independent. I prefer self employment

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

ooc: Send help, my tactical marines have fallen on me, and I haven't been able to eat in 3 days

bic:

You really are new to this universe, aren't you?

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Brennonjw wrote:
to be honest, I like my odds. Then again, I had no intention of throwing the first punch, so to speak. Like I said: it's my day off.


Awww. He's afraid to fight one little tactical squad sergeant. How cute

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Well, then perhaps the posturing in both sides need cease?
There's a good bar somewhere around here.

... [Notices greatcoat hanging in doorway of the butter tank] ..? [Wanders over to pick it up] This is either the shittest trap ever, or the best, I'm unsure- [Hauled into the butter tank by waist-sash] Madam! I'm not sure your intentions are entirely- [Hatch slams]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

But if I kill you, then more people will 'die'.... either that or the thread would...... Did anyone just hear a wall crack?

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Yep. And that matters?
I'm a new warp based being... I'm not aligned with chaos!

Yes, im new OK. But not signed any deals with chaos, only for a bulk order of barrels eye drops off ibay.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Thudding and yelping from inside tank]

[Expelled from the back hatch fully clothed and covered in children's stickers, glitter glue, and randomly applied make-up]

[Eye twitches] Apparently I am a pretty princess. Honorarily.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Crashes through wall*

*Spear tackles Bren*

FETH *punch* YOU *punch* YOU *punch* FETHING *punch* CHAOS *punch* FETHING *punch* GAKHOPPING *punch* WITCH!!!!

*Continues punching followed by more words that cant be censored*

*Rage build-up powers up to match power of Primarch*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/11 22:39:03


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Valiant effort on the Astartes part! Against a Primach? I think it is in vain.

Hmm. What does the Codex Astartes say about fighting traitor primarchs?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*flicks through copy on table*

Call inquisition..
If have to fight, treat for tactical sense as warlord battle titan.do not engage unless have to.

*wonders about yarrick*
Now that human I interesting....
Has a good eye, and seems to be more durable than the others

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/02/11 23:16:30


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Walks past, pulling off stickers and peeling off glitter glue] [Notices fight] ... [Does a u-turn and pretends not to have seen]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Crashes through wall*

*Spear tackles Bren*

FETH *punch* YOU *punch* YOU *punch* FETHING *punch* CHAOS *punch* FETHING *punch* GAKHOPPING *punch* WITCH!!!!

*Continues punching followed by more words that cant be censored*

*Rage build-up powers up to match power of Primarch*



*Ultramarine sighs and walks into the Butter Tank*
*A portal appears on the wall and I fall out*
Feth that hurt! Where am I?
*sees Vanden fighting Brennon*
HOW DARE YOU STRIKE MY LORD PRIMARCH?!
*smacks Vanden on the back of the head with boltgun*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

What the hell is that racket?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Crashes through wall*

*Spear tackles Bren*

FETH *punch* YOU *punch* YOU *punch* FETHING *punch* CHAOS *punch* FETHING *punch* GAKHOPPING *punch* WITCH!!!!

*Continues punching followed by more words that cant be censored*

*Rage build-up powers up to match power of Primarch*



*Ultramarine sighs and walks into the Butter Tank*
*A portal appears on the wall and I fall out*
Feth that hurt! Where am I?
*sees Vanden fighting Brennon*
HOW DARE YOU STRIKE MY LORD PRIMARCH?!
*smacks Vanden on the back of the head with boltgun*


*Turns and lunges at WK, Proceding to take out anger on Death Guard instead of Primy*

FETH YOU YOU FETHING TRAITOROUS COCKLUVING GAKFETH!!!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sucker punches Vanden*
YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON THE SONS OF DEATH?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Fiery Bright Wizard






Idaho

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
*Crashes through wall*

*Spear tackles Bren*

FETH *punch* YOU *punch* YOU *punch* FETHING *punch* CHAOS *punch* FETHING *punch* GAKHOPPING *punch* WITCH!!!!

*Continues punching followed by more words that cant be censored*

*Rage build-up powers up to match power of Primarch*


cute.
*quickly deals with marine as any primarch would*

..... Did he call me a witch?

I'll never be able to repay CA for making GW realize that The Old World was a cash cow, left to die in a field.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Turns and fight both traitors at once, fueling his rage even more*

*Punches Brennon*

FETHING

*Punches WK*

DONKEY-CAVE

*Punches Brennon*

LOVING

*Punches WK*

GAKFILTH

*Punches Brennon*

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Repeated punches to both foes*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/12 00:47:50


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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