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**War Kitten**

*walks back into the Room in UM colors*

**Brennonjw**

MEANWHILE: Guilliman was off making a second Imperium, and managed to call not 1, but 2 loyalist legions and kept them from Terra until the last minute. THEN he nearly caused another civil war with this "codex" that keeps being mentioned. Said codex being part of the reason some HUGE ORC nearly managed to kill of the then weakened Imperium.

If we wanna talk gak about poor decisions, lets look at Guilly-boy for a bit.

**War Kitten**

*walks out of the Room*

**Verviedi**

*Borderline earthquake-level shaking, as the walls slide back, revealing an enormous armory full of thousands of heavy weapons*
Please, quiet down, or else there will be nothing left of you and the continent you are sitting on.

**War Kitten**

*exits the Guard Barracks*
So, what did I miss?
*sees the Angry CM, a Primarch, and Yarrick*
Yep. Knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.

**Verviedi**

*Seven lascannons immediately lock on to WK's face*
Do you mind getting out of the line of fire? I would not wish to atomize you by accident.

**War Kitten**

*waves in acknowledgment and jogs out of the line of fire*
So what did I miss that you're threatening to atomize some people again?

**Verviedi**

Conflict is occuring. There are some small experiments I'm storing in the basement that react extremely violently to strong emotions. It is for the best, as I have no desire to kill anyone here by accidentally triggering an active phase.

**War Kitten**

Makes sense I suppose. Oh, Marla told me to tell you she said "hi". She's busy burning some Orks out on the other side of the planet. It's what she enjoys doing on date night.

**2BlackJack1**

*quietly chewing on a chunk of fried sand worm*

There's more orks around here? The greenskins really do get around, don't they?

**War Kitten**

They're Orks. Even if we managed to kill every other enemy of Man I think the damnable Orks would still be around to annoy us

**Brennonjw**

*use my Mortarion teleporty powers (OOC: thanks tabletop rules for this

) to vacate area*

**War Kitten**

Where did the Primarch just go?
*looks worried*

**ZergSmasher**

*Returns from building Protoss base*

"Well, well! It seems you Terrans have been busy while I've been away."

OOC: Wow, 5 pages in one afternoon. Doesn't pay to have a job if you want to keep up with the Avatar Room!

**War Kitten**

Welcome back my friend. I just back from date night with Marla, and things are certainly getting interesting here.

OOC: Jobs are for quitters ZS. True Avatar Room devotees are always ready to post in the Room. Also, a flexible schedule is one of the perks of my college. That and the fact that I got the day off

**ZergSmasher**

OOC: Guess I'm not too devoted then. I really shouldn't be on Dakka so much anyway, cuts into my painting time!
BIC:

*Sees Kimmy making a sand castle nearby*

"Observe this, young Terran!"

*Levitates a bunch of sand into the air, and forms it into a perfect replica of a Protoss Nexus. Kimmy then proceeds to try to climb it and only succeeds in knocking it down, smiling embarassedly and cutely in the resulting pile*

"Maybe I should use my psionic storms to harden the sand after I sculpt it..."

*Kimmy thumbs up this idea*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Laughs quietly whilst outside for a smoke break] Hm, if you struck the sand with your lightning, tau, I bet the shapes would stay.

[Wanders back into room] I believe someone said something about Orks. [Cracks neck]
..Not you. [Waves hand at Kiln]

**jhe90**

Need a light human commissar?

*floating flaming eye lol *
Might as well at least be helpful.

*roates to window*
Incoming flesh eating camels, 2 minutes at current speed. Closing on main door.

**Verviedi**

...I might as well stress test them. New Xenos life after all.
*Raises arm and then rapidly drops it down*
*Two hypervelocity projectiles hit one camel in the chest*

**jhe90**

Hmmm little to the left.

Your shots nearly missed the last camel.

**Verviedi**

I'm actually not surprised. I am only BS5 WS3 after all.
*Fires off another two shots from a pistol*
I'm going to need to vent heat, watch it.
*Steaming heat sink fires out at ballistic speed and embeds itself in a wall two inches above BC's head*
*Pulls out notepad and writes*
Do... Not... Do... That.
Got it.

**War Kitten**

Better than my BS 3 and WS 3. Although that might have changed since the event...

**Buttery Commissar**

[Doesnt look up as shot hits wall]
If you are wearing grenadier armor, then you are a veteran. You would be BS4...

[Looks up at WK] [Notices brand on WK's face] [Whistles] Dodged a bullet there with that one, then! Good job on taking that one for the sake of the Imperium. [Amused]

**jhe90**

What bs is a giant floating eye?

**Verviedi**

*Loads in a new heatsink and fires at the remaining camel*
Here, try this out. It's based off of Eldar grav manipulation technology. Launches a projectile at .5C. 60 shots a clip, change the heatsink out every 10 shots or so.
*Tosses pistol to BC*
Too inefficient for me to bother with.

**jhe90**

*scans self on a scanner*

What's this BS 7, ignores cover, precision shot?
Oh ws 1......str 2.....

Ooc eye can see through mountains etc

Bic
*floats over to weapons control and hits moving object behind a wall at long range....*
Ok, so in this universe i can shoot, but worse than a tau in close combat....

**TheCustomLime**

Eldar weaponry? Bahaha! Such a glorious joke! My sides are splitting more than Caliban at the end of the heresy!

**War Kitten**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Doesnt look up as shot hits wall]
If you are wearing grenadier armor, then you are a veteran. You would be BS4...

[Looks up at WK] [Notices brand on WK's face] [Whistles] Dodged a bullet there with that one, then! Good job on taking that one for the sake of the Imperium. [Amused]

I don't know if I took the bullet so much as the bullet took me. It is what it is I suppose.
*shrugs*
At least I have decent armor now.

**Buttery Commissar**

Mmm. Why'd you think I gave her the swerve?
I don't have any time in my life to care for someone, never mind become a housewife. [Rubs neck]
It's not about ego... If I settled down, imagine how many people would chase me down and drag me back as a figurehead for their propaganda. That's not fair when it's just me, but if I had someone, it'd be cruel to them too.

[Looks at tent] I envy Bennett some days.

**War Kitten**

*scratches brand idly*
Sometimes I do too....