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 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*slowly backs away from SJ*

Oh no, no no no.

OOC: Welcome to Dakka. I hope you find your stay enjoyable.

Give me one reason to not purge you from this planet right this instance.
[Points Bolter at 2BlackJack1]

*smiles and slowly raises his hands into the air*

Because I'm on payroll of the Imperium, and that this entire room will remove you from existence as soon as you pull the trigger?

*continues to smile*

And I have some good pets who wouldn't like to see me killed?

*knarloc is standing over SJ, and starts drooling on her*

 Sister Jean wrote:
I see a certain Chapter has made landfall here...Hello Sgt, I am a female, by your behavior, i would assume you've never spoken to one before, and i would like to know how i got here myself.

And what might you mean 'There's two of them now'? Is there another from my order here?
[Looks at War Kitten]
Please tell me where i might find her!

*points to a nearby parked Repressor*
I think she's asleep though....


OOC:
Marla is one of Jhe's characters, but he doesn't mind too much if we have Marla do some things when he's not playing as her.

[Casually wipes off drool without taking sight off 2BlackJack1]

I fear not the glory of death, though i do believe you may.
But, considering that you are on payroll, i would assume someone of higher authority than myself permitted it.
[Lowers bolter]
Now, where is this other sister of battle?
[Looks at repressor]
I shall wake her, i have much to learn of this planet...

Ooc Multiple characters ehhh...

Fear death? Bah, I just don't appreciate a bolter aimed at my head.

*pulls out a flask*

I'm sure you understand.

[Pulls BC out from under coffee table] We are going to find a psyker. And we are both getting fixed. I need to forget ever reading that book.
[BC cuddles Yarrick while Yarrick attempts to walk to back of room] Just get in there. [Pushes BC gently into taxi]

 Sister Jean wrote:
[Casually wipes off drool without taking sight off 2BlackJack1]

I fear not the glory of death, though i do believe you may.
But, considering that you are on payroll, i would assume someone of higher authority than myself permitted it.
[Lowers bolter]
Now, where is this other sister of battle?
[Looks at repressor]
I shall wake her, i have much to learn of this planet...

Ooc Multiple characters ehhh...

OOC: It's not as hard to keep track of as you think. It's just something we do to avoid it becoming too monatanous around here. If you want we can probably give you a who's who of the Avatar Room

BIC:
Good luck Sister. The last time I woke her up I got branded.
*rubs fleur de lys brand idly*

Well, judging by the fact that time has not broken-
Oh, hello Sister. If you're here to kill me, you'll have to take a number.

 War Kitten wrote:

 Sister Jean wrote:
[Casually wipes off drool without taking sight off 2BlackJack1]

I fear not the glory of death, though i do believe you may.
But, considering that you are on payroll, i would assume someone of higher authority than myself permitted it.
[Lowers bolter]
Now, where is this other sister of battle?
[Looks at repressor]
I shall wake her, i have much to learn of this planet...

Ooc Multiple characters ehhh...

OOC: It's not as hard to keep track of as you think. It's just something we do to avoid it becoming too monatanous around here. If you want we can probably give you a who's who of the Avatar Room

BIC:
Good luck Sister. The last time I woke her up I got branded.
*rubs fleur de lys brand idly*

Ooc That would be appreciated a lot

Bic I like my odds, one would be very careful in branding a Sister of Battle, it usually doesnt end well for the Brander...

I branded a goat once. The first ten years of my life were sad. Living on Mars when you're poor is horrible.

 Verviedi wrote:
I branded a goat once. The first ten years of my life were sad. Living on Mars when you're poor is horrible.

Is he always this Sombre?
[Walks towards Repressor and bangs the crew compartment]
Sister, i have need of your knowledge.

 Sister Jean wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:

 Sister Jean wrote:
[Casually wipes off drool without taking sight off 2BlackJack1]

I fear not the glory of death, though i do believe you may.
But, considering that you are on payroll, i would assume someone of higher authority than myself permitted it.
[Lowers bolter]
Now, where is this other sister of battle?
[Looks at repressor]
I shall wake her, i have much to learn of this planet...

Ooc Multiple characters ehhh...

OOC: It's not as hard to keep track of as you think. It's just something we do to avoid it becoming too monatanous around here. If you want we can probably give you a who's who of the Avatar Room

BIC:
Good luck Sister. The last time I woke her up I got branded.
*rubs fleur de lys brand idly*

Ooc That would be appreciated a lot

Bic I like my odds, one would be very careful in branding a Sister of Battle, it usually doesnt end well for the Brander...

OOC: Ok, here we go.

Me: Guardsman, with occasional interludes as an Eldar Farseer

2BJ1: Kroot Shaper, occasionally plays as an Inquisitor, but for the most part he stays as a Kroot Shaper

BC: Commissar Benny (his usual character), and Commissar Yarrick (his current character).

Jhe: Space Wolf and Sister of Battle (Marla), occasionally he'll play something else (like right now he's Sauron from Lord of the Rings)

Verviedi: Verviedi the (ex) tech-priest. Currently wanted by most of the Imperium for a laundry list of crimes so long it'd make Abaddon blush

Vanden: Angry Marine, and Angry Marine Chapter Master (no explanation needed)

KommissarKiln: Ork Boy (who gets along surpisingly well with everyone else here)

I'm sure I forgot some people (my memory is atrocious) and if I remember more I'll edit this post, but this is essentially the "core" group of us that post here on a regular basis. We also have some people who are here for a time and post before they slowly peter off.

BIC:
You misunderstand Sister. I didn't brand her. She branded ME. Apparantly I'm her property now.
*shrugs*
Isn't so bad I guess, I get to burn the heretics on a regular basis now instead of sitting here twiddling my thumbs waiting for something to happen

Great, now wake her up for me. Thank you. Have fun getting violated either way-You wake her, you get branded, you dont, and I shoot you in the foot. .
[Looks at Vanden]
Do you do anything useful around here?

Ooc Thank you, much appreciated.

 Sister Jean wrote:
Great, now wake her up for me. Thank you. Have fun getting branded either way-You wake her, you get branded, you dont, and I shoot you in the foot. .
[Looks at Vanden]
Do you do anything useful around here?

Ooc Thank you, much appreciated.

*gingerly walks up to the Repressor*
Hey Marla.... there's someone here who wants to speak to you.....
*yanked inside the Repressor*
*muffled from inside the Repressor*
No Marla, this isn't the time for a training session.....
*sounds of sword fighting*


OOC:
Happy to help. We'd be happy to answer any other questions you might have.

Ooc: Also Kaptin Badrukk who either is an Ork, a cat or a member of the Enterprise.

The Daemonette is a side character that has plot armor and for some reason stayed around. I do have an avatar for her, but she's quite hard to write for as technically, nobody should like her. She lives in the tank, and has some kind of relationship with BC, though nobody's entirely sure why. Most of it seems to involve scaring/scarring him or laundry.
"Perron" is a keeper of secrets that is my avatar when I'm painting daemons that month.
"Kimmy" is another side character, small child psyker that is somehow related to BC.
(Side characters are open to control by the room, so long as the person posting doesn't randomly kill them. I don't feel you need telling, but we had a guy who liked doing that)

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ooc: Also Kaptin Badrukk who either is an Ork, a cat or a member of the Enterprise.

The Daemonette is a side character that has plot armor and for some reason stayed around. I do have an avatar for her, but she's quite hard to write for as technically, nobody should like her. She lives in the tank, and has some kind of relationship with BC, though nobody's entirely sure why. Most of it seems to involve scaring/scarring him or laundry.
"Perron" is a keeper of secrets that is my avatar when I'm painting daemons that month.
"Kimmy" is another side character, small child psyker that is somehow related to BC.
(Side characters are open to control by the room, so long as the person posting doesn't randomly kill them. I don't feel you need telling, but we had a guy who liked doing that)

OOC: I forgot about Badrukk, he hasn't been around for a while, so I kind of forgot about him. Forgot about Perron as well. Oy vey I need to stop Avatar'ing when it's late and I have lots to do for college the next day

OOC Im really the only Killy-kill kharacter, Everybody else shuns Murder and death and conflict, i would hope your not one of them. As far as i can tell, all the avatars have been outlined, so jolly good show.

Bic Erhem...So umm...Maybe you want...to go for a coffee someplace...maybe?...
[Puts hands behind back, hiding a Red rose]

*A blast door is blasted off it's hinges, cartwheels across the room and shudders to a halt on the far side*

*staggers in*

If a tall pointy man asks you if you want to go to a party, my advice is to say no.


OOC: I also have a mute a female android-ish person that spends most of her time riding around on the shoulders of a greater demon after she befriended it, somehow, and speaks (well, acts) in blue text. Rarely used, but I thought up a little backstory and like the idea of the char, I just have a hard time thinking of what to do with it.

Also, Hello!

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Im really the only Killy-kill kharacter, Everybody else shuns Murder and death and conflict, i would hope your not one of them. As far as i can tell, all the avatars have been outlined, so jolly good show.

Bic Erhem...So umm...Maybe you want...to go for a coffee someplace...maybe?...
[Puts hands behind back, hiding a Red rose]

Your quite blunt arnt you? Well, considering the Rose your hiding is the same color as my Order(Order of the Sacred Rose), i would believe you have some intelligence left in that emperor forsaken head of yous, Fine. Your paying, and you choose the place.Choose wisely however, as we Sister of Battles enjoy branding...

Ill get the information from Marla after shes finished with the Guardsman.
[Turns on heel and struts off]

Ooc gak double post...

OOC: Right, yes, Her and Archangel. Archangel is a greater daemon of the Machine-God (Which exists and was formed in a Slaanesh-esque fashion in this universe).

I really didnt think that'd work...But cool, ill do it, lets go...
SOMEBODY GIVE ME IDEAS HOLY FETH!!!
*Runs around in a panicked way before finally stopping and starts googling Cafe's.*

OOC:
Essentially. It's immensely complicated. We tend to come up with the weirdest things, you'll figure it out eventually if you post/lurk here long enough

OK SO HOW DOES "Vraiment bon café" SOUND!!! ITS A REALLY GOOD CAFE THAT I TOTALLY GOOGLED!
*Panicking a lot more*

NEED. TO. BE. PERFECT!!!

*Whispers in Vanden's ear and heads out the door, an army of fabricator robots following me*

You know that actually means 'Really good cafe' in French? i did French for several years...
[Returns in ceremonial garb]
Didnt think going in my Power armor would be very attractive.
[Walks towards Vanden]
You ready marine? Girl 101, dont make her wait.

*Absolutely horrendous noise from outside*
*There is now a contemporary-styled Cafe outside, catered to the tastes of Vanden and Jean*

 Verviedi wrote:
*Whispers in Vanden's ear and heads out the door, an army of fabricator robots following me*

WHAT WAS THAT YOU GAK FETH?!?!?1

*Rendered near deaf by almost constant screaming at the ground(

FETHING REPEAT IT BITCH!

 Sister Jean wrote:
You know that actually means 'Really good cafe' in French? i did French for several years...
[Returns in ceremonial garb]
Didnt think going in my Power armor would be very attractive.
[Walks towards Vanden]
You ready marine? Girl 101, dont make her wait.

Yes Ma'am!

*Looks at V*

I OWE YOU ONE (in a very soft voice)

*Links arms with SJ and walks outside*

*steps out of the Repressor and sees Vanden and SJ walking off*
*turns to Verviedi*
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
*fixing disheveled uniform*
Good thing I didn't bring my carapace armor in there....

You definitely know how to make a girl blush...
[Sits at table with Vanden]
So, what now?