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2016/02/23 22:16:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Overlord Thraka wrote:*WK teleports 2 feet in front of my character's chair*
FzzzAP
AAAAAAHHHH
*Falls out of chair in shock*
DON'T DO THAT!!
Ugh. Ra are we nearly there?
Ra: We're almost in orbit sir
Of Carver V?
Ra: No... of earth.
Ugh... FORGET IT! Land the store and put of re-opening signs!
Ra: Yessir!
Nice to see you too Thrakka. I haven't seen you since Boringstein IV. How's the family?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 22:17:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Good to see you too Eldar. Family's good. Brother's in jail for blasting a craftworld.... and I may or may not have sold him the weaponry... sorry 'bout that
Morrigan, go hold jhe!
Morrigan: (Irish crow goddess of death and war)
Yes Lordship
*Morrigan flies down at starts tearing off heads*
Horus! Send Jhe the bill for assistance!
Horus: Yes Boss!
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2016/02/23 22:25:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Begins thinning the crowd] [Smoke increases] Emperor-fething-damn-it! That's hot!
[Stops firing and throws self on ground to roll out burning before it starts]
[Drone "helpfully" dumps water on BC after he stops moving]
Ugh. [Sits up] Guess purging is also off the agenda...
Huh. Where'd the Eldar go?
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2016/02/23 22:25:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*starts fighting back* heratic! Feth off before I kill you. Then il hunt you!
*full angry sister mode*
Blame me..... Bill.... No. Il be going back thanks wk....
And I want vouchers for free courier delivery.... Like now.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 22:31:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Overlord Thraka wrote:Good to see you too Eldar. Family's good. Brother's in jail for blasting a craftworld.... and I may or may not have sold him the weaponry... sorry 'bout that
Morrigan, go hold jhe!
Morrigan: (Irish crow goddess of death and war)
Yes Lordship
*Morrigan flies down at starts tearing off heads*
Horus! Send Jhe the bill for assistance!
Horus: Yes Boss!
Eh. It was Ulthwe, the jerks kind of deserved that.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 22:33:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks sternly at wk*
Send me back to the room.....
Like now. Il ask nicely once... Or else.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 22:35:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 jhe90 wrote:*looks sternly at wk*
Send me back to the room.....
Like now. Il ask nicely once... Or else.
*Teleports Jhe to the room*
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISAAAAAA!!!
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2016/02/23 22:38:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*shouts as teleport activates* thanks, your back in my good book.
*lands in room by repressor*
Oh, not bad aim.
*goes to fetch tea and some cookies*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 22:41:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Goes with*
I needs me some cookies too...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 22:47:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Farseer teleports away once more*
*I sneak out of the shadows and take Vanden's pistol before darting off*
I gotz it! I gotz it! Hahhahahahahah Da boss grot'll be pleased wif dis
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 22:50:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Holds up hand to reveal handgun*
*WK looks back at hands and sees a handgun look-a-like grenade, with the digits 00:00.1*
Have fun.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 22:51:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks in cupboard, *
Double, triple, diet, chocolate, white chocolate. Grox and urghhh beatroot flavour.
*sits down with tea and cookies. *
Not bad way to end a day.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 22:51:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits on step of temple and wrings out jacket sleeves]
[Walks slowly up steps and peers through doors] ... ... Allo?
[Steps inside and the doors slowly close] [Thudding sound followed by complete silence]
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2016/02/23 22:52:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*grenade fails to detonate*
Even better fer me! Da Boss Grot will want dis even more humie! Thanks fer that!
*scampers off into the shadows*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/23 22:55:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Why is it that explosives never work when they're meant to?
*Sits down next to jhe and pours two cups of coffee*
*Takes bite out of cookie*
Feth this is worth today...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 22:58:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 Sgt. Vanden wrote:Why is it that explosives never work when they're meant to?
*Sits down next to jhe and pours two cups of coffee*
*Takes bite out of cookie*
Feth this is worth today...
Witches. They always are cheating the odds.
*takes coffee*
Thanks, wait. *pulls put bottle of wine and pours some* now that's perfect. Being teleported mesees with my head
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 23:05:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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The Orkmart Cafe also serves pretzels!
BTW those coffees and biscuits weren't on the house...
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2016/02/23 23:08:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I dont have money Thrakka, if i did, i probably wouldn't spend it at your Orkymart to be frank...
*Continues drinking and having idle chatter with jhe*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 23:17:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Strolls in through door and looks around] ... Why is this place full of dead mutants, and why is the floor wet?
[Sees Marla] Oh feth.
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2016/02/23 23:18:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*hands sisterhood credit card and pays bill * use that.
Better.
*contimues idle chat then says goodnight and goes back to tank to sleep* bills paid, goodnight Spartan, first sensable one I've met to date in the room.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 23:19:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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You seem to be the only one to not be mentally ill(that i can see) so far. Goodnight Marla.
*Sees commissar*
So, now who are you?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 23:20:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Exhales] Guess she's in a good mood...
[Looks around] That really doesn't explain anything else though.
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2016/02/23 23:25:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Well, mutants attacked, we killed them, what more is there to explain man in funny looking hat?
*Un-holsters pistol*
Now, who are you?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 23:28:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Just the janitor. Why else would I be so concerned by the state of the floor? [Smiles politely and starts rolling corpses toward the garbage chute]
[Whistles while tidying] This is going to be hell to mop up.
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2016/02/23 23:32:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gets up and starts picking up corpses off the floor and dumping them in the garbage chute with BC*
I think you might need some help with this. Plus, im not really doing anything productive, so this is something to pass the time.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 23:32:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*several mutants spurt blood, goo and other substances as rolled missing various limbs or with massive bolter wounds and bayonet damage*
Ooc yarrick, worlds most tough janitor lol
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/23 23:35:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Removes helmet to properly see surroundings*
*Looks at BC*
Your not really a janitor are you? I can tell by your hat.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/23 23:36:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ugh. Thank the Emperor for hab block showers. [Winces]
[Notices Butter tank is missing door and BC] What happened to the commissar? [Uses boot to stamp fat mutant down chute]
... [Admires ceiling] Wish that I were, friend. [Laughs]
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2016/02/23 23:37:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Pushes mutant down chute*
That was there when i got here, so i have no idea whatsoever.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/24 00:08:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Ugh. Thank the Emperor for hab block showers. [Winces]
[Notices Butter tank is missing door and BC] What happened to the commissar? [Uses boot to stamp fat mutant down chute]
... [Admires ceiling] Wish that I were, friend. [Laughs]
*darts out of the shadows and steals BC's hat before diving behind a couch*
Hehehehheheheheh I'm da commizzar now!
*places oversized hat on head and looks rather proud of himself*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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