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2016/02/29 02:30:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[turns to regard the Alpha]
Speak quickly, for my patience is wearing thin
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 02:34:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The Skitarii Alpha calmly explains the far-reaching effects of what will happen if her unit does not get their allotted cleaning time, including several catastrophic temporary security failures and a lack of perimeter guards for a total of twenty minutes*
I think I've accidentally created a complete clusterfeth.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/29 02:39:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Walks out of shower whilst holding BC under my arm*
*Towel is covering most of body*
All good, you can use the showers now, just be careful of the blood...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 02:41:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[steps aside casually]
[takes off helmet and scratches his head]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 02:45:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits up] [Looks around] ...
I suspect it's time to get dressed.
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2016/02/29 02:47:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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So what were you trying to say/do before you took a little trip?
*Smiles*
Was it something about sorting something out...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 03:08:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Of for feth's sake.
*The lights go out in the shower room*
*Sound of a Relocation Drone activating its teleportation array*
*The lights go back on, and BC and Vanden are gone*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/29 03:09:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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 Verviedi wrote:Of for feth's sake.
*The lights go out in the shower room*
*Sound of a Relocation Drone activating its teleportation array*
*The lights go back on, and BC and Vanden are gone*
OOC We were already out...
Bic C'mon Yarrick, fix your head and answer my question...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 03:10:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[sighs and facepalms]
You do realize there's going to be gak to pay now don't you Verviedi?
[smacks him on the back of the head lightly]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 03:14:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Rubs head] ... I'm sure it was something foolish.
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2016/02/29 03:16:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Why? What did I ever do wrong?
*Reclining on a hovering chair*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/29 03:16:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I think i might have to jog your memory...I think it began...Like this...
*Kisses BC*
*Smiles*
Is it still something foolish?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 03:34:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..! [Grins] Maybe I should knock my head on things more often. [Reciprocates carefully]
[Shivers] Tell me you didn't teleport my clothes anywhere destructive, Verviedi.
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2016/02/29 03:39:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Laughs*
Your gonna have to make the next move. I want to see how much of a romantic you are...
*Kisses BC once more*
NOW you make the next move...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 03:40:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait. I missed?
*Desperately searching through every possible sensor to find wherever I teleported BC's clothes*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/29 03:43:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[grabs Vanden and BC by the backs of their necks and tosses them into the Butter Tank, which shuts all of it's hatches]
AND DON'T COME OUT TILL YOU TWO HAVE RESOLVED THIS TENSION BETWEEN YOU!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/29 03:45:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*scrambles out of the Butter Tank's hatch and latches it shut behind him*
A little warning before gue'la start showing their anatomy next time, please.
[Grumbles]
Just when I found a quiet place to sleep...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/02/29 03:49:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Sits cross-legged in tank*
So, what is there to discuss?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 04:17:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Lands in tank] [Dusts off] Well that was rude.
[Sees Vanden] Uhm.. [Sits down] I feel like this could have gone better for you.
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2016/02/29 04:23:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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In many ways...So, apparently were not allowed out until something is sorted out...Im going to leave that something up to you...
*Smiles*
I already know what I want sorted out...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 04:46:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Rubs back of neck] I think we've probably broken at least one social barrier. That's... A pretty big thing for me.
[Looks around] And now I'm mostly naked inna tank with an attractive lady. That's also a first.
[Looks apologetic] What is it you want to sort out?
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2016/02/29 04:50:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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It involves breaking at least another 3 social barriers and being naked in a tank with a attractive lady.
*Smiles*
I'll leave the rest for you to piece together...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 05:04:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Three? [Counts on fingers] ... ... ...!
[Scoots over and sits next to Vanden] I can offer mutual hugging and trying not to bleed on you while I slowly pass out. [Smiles tiredly]
Or you could gimme that syringe, and we could try not to hospitalise one another. I'm receptive to either.
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2016/02/29 05:07:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Hands over syringe*
Deal. Lets fething do this.
OOC feth got to go...revisit this tomorrow...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 05:18:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at syringe] [Mumbles incoherently and slowly falls over backwards]
Ooc: No worries. I had literally no idea how to make this amusing.
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2016/02/29 05:43:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Looks at syringe] [Mumbles incoherently and slowly falls over backwards]
Ooc: No worries. I had literally no idea how to make this amusing.
Twilight this sucka. Awkward stares that somehow mean that you love each other. Someone quick! Be a substitute for Jacob!
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2016/02/29 06:31:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC BACK FOR A COUPLE MORE HOURS YAY!!!
Bic *Slaps BC awake with syringe*
Wake up before this pointy bit goes into your good eye...
*Holds syringe threateningly*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 06:48:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up] Oh wow. I was having such a lovely dream. There was this massive g-
You know what, this probably isn't the time. [Looks embarrassed]
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2016/02/29 06:52:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I can only imagine...Now, ram this thing into yourself and lets get this party started!
*Hands over syringe and waits expectantly*
*Pulls back arm*
Unless the offer no longer stands...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/29 07:10:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at syringe] You know, I don't think I need any extra energy. [Grins with apparent mischief]
It may be the concussion, but I'm- [Considers] Talking too much.
[Reaches over and pulls Vanden into a kiss] [Raises hand and the interior lights lower somewhat]
I know there's a guest bedroom in here. [Leads her by the hand to a door and closes it quietly behind them]
Ooc: Anyone else may feel free to add sound effects/silliness but I'm not writing about in detail about avatars knocking boots. 
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