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*glances at BC*

Real keeper, eh?

*looks back down at Vanden*

Ok, broken bones it is. Now, I don't want to move you, for fear of messing up your insides worse than what already happened. I also don't have any potions that can fix an entire body's worth of bones being broke. Get too drunk and hate the morning? Sure, I can fix that. I can give you anastasia, and let some gue'la doctors do better work than I can, and help relieve pain and the like.

*shrugs apologetically*

Gue'la anatomy isn't my strong suit. I'm good at hurting people, not healing them.

[Medics arrive and start pumping Vanden full of painkillers, and retrieving her]
[Watches anxiously] Why does this keep happening?

[Follows to the medical station and paces anxiously]

This time it aint my fault babe...That Zerg has got some serious Anger management issues...

*Winces in pain*

We still going to the lodge? I was really looking forward to it...

*serf delivers note*

Come when it feels right. *looking at tickets varden notice date is just come when it feels right*

*walks out to see....*
Not again! Urghhh *goes over to medical tent and helped out*

I swear it wasnt even my fault...He came out of no where...

*Turns head to look at jhe*

So, whens WK due to be back...

Not sure to be honest. Once in warp its very hard to get contact with the space liner. Ment to be a few days, but honestly could be weeks, or hours. Warp travel is variable. He,l get here. Eventually. *shows a golden key* its for the tank, was ggoung ti give it him before he left to get flak armour for the pdf.

Ok,medically we patched up up. Your good to go. Injuries where more minor that first thought. Though try not to do anything too crazy in that lodge. *sly smile*. Il give you this, *hands pills* they should help with the aches. Just don,t over do the alcohol with them.

Yarrick, she,s ok now.
Il get breakfast now, enjoy the holiday. Flights depart via thunderhawk at the pad left of the hall.

*walks to make tea and breakfast in kitche.*

*Deff Dread breaks down wall*

Get 'em, boyz!

*hundreds of boyz and walkers storm in and wreak havoc*

Is something going on outside? I can hear gunfire and screaming.

* Walking towards the Orks giggling to himself

"Wanna hear a joke..."

* Casts Laugh of sorrows, swathes of Orks start to laugh so hard and contort so violently that they tear their internal organs apart.


"Might need some help here mon'keigh..."

*Appears, holding a box like object covered in bottoms which he is randomly pressing*

"WAIT! Here we are, took me an age to work out how this piece of kit works."

WOT ARE YOU LOT WAITIN FER! GET IN AN' BASH SOME 'EADS!

*boyz go on killing rampage with the walkers*

*Looks round*

"Wait, why is there an ork?"

*deff dread kills The_Grey_Knight*

KEEP GOIN', BOYZ! I WANNA SEE DA WHOLE ROOM DESTROYED BEFORE WE LEAVE!

*havoc continues*

*Burrows out of the ground along with many other Zerg creatures, then roars loudly at the Orks*

"ZERG RUSH!!!"

*Charges in and starts trampling the Orks, knocking aside some of the smaller walkers and using Kaiser blades on the bigger ones, while the smaller Zerg forms get into brutal hand-to-hand combat with the Ork Boyz*

*more boyz arrive through the ruined wall*

WAAAAAGH!!!!!!

*havoc continues once more*

*thousands of strands of light appear in front of the shadowseer and get launched, impaling multiple Orks

"Care to shoot first and ask questions later?"

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*deff dread kills The_Grey_Knight*

KEEP GOIN', BOYZ! I WANNA SEE DA WHOLE ROOM DESTROYED BEFORE WE LEAVE!

*havoc continues*

*The illusion of the grey knight shatters into pieces before the walker

"My powers are not infinite Grey knight! Move!"

*suriving boyz stop fighting, all goes to a standstill*

Requezt moar dakka over!

*15 stompas, 45 'nauts, 500 Flash Gitz, and many Power Klaw nobz come racing in*

Torus!!! Your death is near!!!

*fires everything at Torus*

*Appears*

"RIGHT NOW I'M ANGRY!!"


*And begins hacking about orks, lightning crackling off his blade*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*suriving boyz stop fighting, all goes to a standstill*

Requezt moar dakka over!

*15 stompas, 45 'nauts, 500 Flash Gitz, and many Power Klaw nobz come racing in*

Torus!!! Your death is near!!!

*fires everything at Torus*

*Casts Veil of tears

Torus and the grey knight are removed from the Orks memories and senses leaving the marine and seer safe and alive

*the horde of orks, both man and machine, split up. One half goes to Torus. The other half goes after The_Grey_Knight*

GET 'EM BOYZ! LEAVE NO ENEMY STANDIN'!

*chaos*

Please never cast that ability on me.
*Emerges from the VR chamber and puts on a holographic cloak*

*orks completely ignore Verviedi and continue going after Torus and The_Grey_Knight*

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!

"I am the hammer. The right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the edge of His sword, the tip of His spear. I AM THE HAMMER!!!"

*And wades into the orks, blade whirling*

*fighting continues*

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
"I am the hammer. The right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the edge of His sword, the tip of His spear. I AM THE HAMMER!!!"

*And wades into the orks, blade whirling*

*As the grey knight wades in the Shadowseer casts Fog of Dreams, a fog encompasses the Ork's vision and their perception of sound get muffled. Deaf and blind the Grey Knight's foes are defenseless

* Cuts a path towards KaptinBadrukk*

"If you have any honour, ork, lets settle this 1 on 1!"

CEASE FIRE!

*fighting stops*

We have done well. We shall get outta here now. But we will be back

*all the orks and ork walkers leave*

OOC: Now that was fun.

ooc Yup

BIC "Not so fast!!"
*Charges after orkz*