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2016/04/13 02:09:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ïa! Yog-Sothoth! I called upon you to answer a question of time travel. How is it possible that I travelled through time, and assissted myself in the past? And more importantly, why did I wear the uniform of the Mechanicus?
*Silent contemplation as the marshmallows chew themselves in Yog-Sothoth's mouth*
WHAT YOU CALL THE WARP, IS MERELY ANOTHER PART OF MY BODY. THE HOUNDS DO NOT ANSWER THE CALL OF THE WARP, UNLIKE A TRUE RED-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOT.
Em, how does that-
SILENCE. I WILL EXPLAIN FURTHER.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 02:11:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[starts pressing random buttons on the ship]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/13 02:13:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OOC This is too funny I commend you V.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/13 02:14:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: Yog-Sothoth in Liberty Prime's body is too ridiculously awesome to not include.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 02:22:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick skids down side of hole and blocks the spider's route]: Eat bolt shell. [Pulls out bolt pistol and causes a mess] [Sits down next to Amelia] This doesn't count as me saving you, you know.
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2016/04/13 02:24:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Still out*
OOC I'm surprised your still on. You usually get off at about 11 (my time) so I was just hoping I stayed in the hole for a couple hours and got eaten...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/13 02:31:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick sighs and hits Amelia with a stim pak] [Looks back up hole]: I didn't think this through. At least the company is good.
Ooc: I'm up with flu, if I lie down I start choking. ;(
And what's with suicidal Spartan? ;P
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2016/04/13 02:34:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Drama. Get well soon friend.
Bic *Stirs awake*
Hrm...?
*Sits up and sees exploded spider*
*Looks at Yarrick*
*Looks at spider*
*Looks back at Yarrick*
*Hugs Yarrick*
Thank you...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/13 02:34:30
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/13 02:38:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick makes a noise like a squeak-toy] ...It's a commissar thing. Also you're in power armor and I'm in a leather coat. [Hugs back] [Embarrased]
[BC sits cross-legged and watches the possessed spectacle]
Ooc: having said that, I'm now dozing off on the sofa, so hooray. May get some rest!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/13 02:42:38
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2016/04/13 02:45:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*continues pressing random buttons on the ship*
*lance batteries thrum to life and aim at a random target below*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/13 02:54:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Continues to hug Yarrick*
*Takes off helmet*
*Kisses Yarrick for a long time*
I've missed doing that.
*Sits back*
Howabout we wait here for a while, Last time I checked, Verviedi was summoning some Daemon or some gak, and I kinda want to steer clear from them.
*Leans head on Yarricks shoulder*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/13 05:44:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 War Kitten wrote:*continues pressing random buttons on the ship*
*lance batteries thrum to life and aim at a random target below*
*lances go dead*
What are you doing? Head to the bridge.
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2016/04/13 08:15:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*shakes head and face palms at what going on*
Seriously.... Seriously.... Your summoning qausi gods to answer trivial questions....
Oh, how the arcane arts have fallen..
*sits down a longish distence away a top a roof *
*Marla voxs a pic tto wk of her in a fancy red and black dress sadly looking from a large carved diamond punch bowl *
Hey. Bored, no fun.... #trade delegation blues# #alone#
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/13 08:19:43
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/13 09:54:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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COMMUNIST DETECTED. YOU DARE CALL ME A QUASI GOD?
...I WILL PRETEND THAT I DID NOT HEAR THAT.
A WARP-BASED TIME TRAVEL DEVICE WOULD BE BETTER FOR ALL OF US.
*Schematics get suddenly and violently uploaded to V's brain*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 14:38:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*aparates to a hide many miles away grumbling about warp enities and medlers*
All that fuss, for what?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/13 15:37:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Seizing a little bit due to information overload*
IT FEELS ODD TO HAVE A MIND, EVEN A WEAK ONE LIKE THIS. WEAK LIKE THE RED CHINESE MILITARY.
How did you function as time and space itself, if you had no mind?
*Looks at BC*
You OK? You look a bit... bloody.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 16:00:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Prods V*
I think he will be ok.
*V remains still*
I think.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/13 16:11:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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HE'LL BE FINE. HE IS MERELY REACTING POORLY TO SOME UNCOMPRESSED TIME TRAVEL DEVICE SCHEMATICS. AND IF HE DIES, I EXPECT A FUNERAL. HONORING THE FALLEN IS THE DUTY OF EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOT.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 16:38:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Umm do you get a hard on over democracy or something?
*Prods V again*
*Still not moving*
Should I zap him or something?
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/13 17:10:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Continues pulling random levers on the ship*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/13 17:27:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Yog-Sothoth waves His hand and revives the unmoving V*
MY MIND IS HARD-SET TO PROTECT AND REVERE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ITS PRINCIPLES. IS THAT NOT HOW YOUR MINDS WORK?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 17:47:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*various things do not occur*
*engages tannoy in the ship*
Would all meddlers please report to the bridge, where I have laid out a table with tea, biscuits and a small cake.
*disengages tannoy*
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2016/04/13 17:53:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Tea and biscuits!? How do I get up there!?
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/13 18:07:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I'm about 53 hours from a stable orbit around Terra. I will refuell and then send a shuttle for you.
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2016/04/13 18:25:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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++ I'm pretty sure Benny is having a minor stroke, but he seems pretty content in himself. ++ [BC still sat cross legged on the floor, cheerfully watching the abomination and Verviedi]
++ It seems a shame to make him stand up. Although I'm relatively certain that the surface dwellers have now worked out we're here. What with the large drills and Adeptus Custodes massing directly above us. ++
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2016/04/13 18:35:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*inside the Dauntless, a klaxon sounds*
Oh Emprah damnit! The Great Knarloc got out of it's containment cell!
WK, would you kindly kill it? It took me and my crew (now dead, btw) three days to get him contained. It's just not worth it anymore.
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2016/04/13 18:43:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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What do we do?
I don't think we got much time to hide me, V and Yog-so-prime.
OOC If I missed anyone who needs hiding then feel free to add to the list.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/13 19:19:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*quickly pops in* umm incoming, grey armoured warrior's, well silver... Look dangerous, inquisition storm troopers and several elite brigades being massed.
Id get out of here like now.... You have attracted the attention of the surface dwelling impirium.
*vanishes into the depths of the underhive *
I can hide you for a whim down here..not the god, he,s going to be too obvious, humans only.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/13 19:26:44
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/13 19:40:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Well I'm probably a goner umm.
This tunnel is as good as any.
*Runs of into a tunnel*
We can reconvene later.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/13 20:40:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*goes after the Knarloc*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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