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*Starts getting sweaty*

OOC I'll leave it up to you guys how we do that.

*several Guardsmen start pushing a giant block of butter towards Larry/Vanden*
*turns to Vanden*
You can stop doing crunches now.

*Growls*

How can you see through Larry...

*Starts trying to lift Larry from one side*

So, how do you want to handle this? We've got enough butter here to make a LOT of popcorn. Want us to just dump some on you?

Rub it on Larry, we might be able to slide out.

*Gets ready with Yarrick*

*Larry is soon covered in butter*
Ready when you are

*Moves a bit as butter is applied*

MAH FISHYS!

*Falls back to sleep*

*Starts sliding out from underneath Z15*

*Is soon out and pulling Yarrick out*

*Is now covered in butter and sweat*

*Looks at Yarrick*

Well, you're a very Buttery Commissar.

OOC Comedic laughter

Bic *Realises the blanket is still under Z15*

*Turns to see a lot of red-faced Guardsmen*

*Looks down*

Gak.

*Watches in drowsy amusement*
You could have just asked me for a phasal transport...
*Jhe and Yarrick are displaced out of Larry, and land sprawled on the couch*
*With another flash of light, they are completely cleaned of all sweat and other fluids, and smell faintly of dandelions*
So, we now have a 50-pound block of useless butter. What could that possibly be useful for?
*One of Verviedi's empty paint rolling trays begins rapidly growing in size, until it's the size of a small swimming pool*
It would be fun for Yarrick if I phased in some Sororitas. That's not something I'm prepared to allow.

*fires rifle into the air and steps in front of Vanden*

Shows over, gue'la. Though you don't need to be afraid of me, just Yarrick if he catches any of you whistling.

*Hides behind 2BJ, but can still be seen from some angles*

*Face is VERY red*

*averts eyes*
Marla told me if I so much as looked at another woman she'd rip off my third leg and beat me with it....

*Stares at WK in a disturbing manner*
Surprise!
*Alters WK's perception to only focus on a 360 view of Vanden*
I love perception filters.

*Worried*

*In a high pitch voice*

Can you make everyone else look away then?

Miss, I'm sure there is extra clothing in the room behind you. If any of these gue'la give you gak for this, let me know.

*glares at guardsmen staring at the ground*

Or Marla. I can give pain, she can send them to a Penal Legion if need be, though I imagine it won't come to that.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Stares at WK in a disturbing manner*
Surprise!
*Alters WK's perception to only focus on a 360 view of Vanden*
I love perception filters.

*screams in agony and collapses convulsing to the ground*

*Gestures at WK*

Am I really that bad?

*Continues hiding behind 2BJ*

*Sighs and forces everyone except for Vanden and WK to consider the ceiling extremely interesting*
Don't worry. I'm not actually looking at you. I'm focusing on what used to be R'lyeh. Earth is not what it used to be...

*still convulsing on the ground*

*Sees everyone look up except for WK*

STAHP!

*Tries running past him to get to Scorpion*

*Falls ontop of him*

OH GAK OH FETH OH NO!

*Wakes up*

Ahhhhhhh, I won't be doing that again.

*Slips and falls over when try's to stand up*

*Notices that butter covers whole body (suit included)*

WHO COMMITTED THIS ATTACK ON MY CLOTHING?!

And why are Vanden and Yarrik naked?

*starts convulsing harder*

*Quickly phasal transports Vanden into the Scorpion, and undoes the perception filter on WK*

*Tries getting up*

*Butter prevents that*

*Starts slipping and sliding on WK*

I'M SO SORRY!

*just laying on the ground whimpering in extreme pain*

*Looks at Vanden*

*Projectile vomits all over the floor*

*Still sliding all over WK*

SOMEBODY FETHING HELP!

*Rolls over his face*

OH SWEET EMPEROR NO!

*Phasal transports Vanden into a spot directly behind me*
Are you alright?

*Falcon punches Vervesoth*

NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

*has gone silent on the floor*