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2016/04/25 10:27:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Coughs into a tissue and throws it into the portal*
Wait a second, what happened to the shard you pulled out of my eye?
*Stars looking for the shard*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/25 10:32:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Benny has accidentally put his shoulder through my face*
I have the strangest feeling that becoming tangible right now would have interesting results.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/25 10:40:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Freezes] ...Please don't. I need that arm for commissarring.
Is there a reason you're so close?
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2016/04/25 10:54:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was looking over your shoulder, and my minds collectively decided to pass out on me.
*Twitches, and another violet spear of light enters my nose, ears, and mouth*
An Inquisitor. Don't thank me. What should we do with the body? Don't people generally put their heads on spikes?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/25 11:22:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*steps out of Butter Tank covering his lower face with a cloth*
Everything smells foul.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/25 12:33:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Have you been sleeping? [Looks at Verviedi] Or eating actual food?
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2016/04/25 12:46:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I need to eat?!
Well, yes, I've been sleeping. It's rather annoying, being forced to become vulnerable.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/25 12:49:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at Verviedi] ...wait there. You are kind of pale and tired looking.
[Steps into kitchen and returns with a large shake and tray of sandwiches] Try and see if this makes you sleep less often.
If you do need to eat, there are more efficient ways, but we need more notice to get them.
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2016/04/25 12:56:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Efficient ways? Such as eating the bodies of the things I consume the minds of?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/25 13:55:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*tapping away on cloning terminal*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/25 14:36:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*leans from sofa*
Umm cloning. Do you not degrade the genetics by multi generation cloning. A clone of a clone is always inferior to the original.
Least what the Martian program found
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 15:22:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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*Still ghost*
Whilst your at it, think you could make me a clone from...
*Looks at blood splattered everywhere*
...this.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 15:34:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*dips a finger into the blue ichor from the Hounds*
I heard baying, and howls like none other.
*sniffs the ichor before flicking it away*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/04/25 16:13:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 jhe90 wrote:*leans from sofa*
Umm cloning. Do you not degrade the genetics by multi generation cloning. A clone of a clone is always inferior to the original.
Least what the Martian program found
No actually. But then again the Mechanicus doesn't care overly much about good genetics for their clones, so their substandard work works just fine for them. The Astartes have higher standards
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/25 16:24:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yeah, I mean I'm a clone, and I'm perfectly normal.
...
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[Hangs head] [Takes broom and goes into butter tank]
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2016/04/25 16:53:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 War Kitten wrote: jhe90 wrote:*leans from sofa*
Umm cloning. Do you not degrade the genetics by multi generation cloning. A clone of a clone is always inferior to the original.
Least what the Martian program found
No actually. But then again the Mechanicus doesn't care overly much about good genetics for their clones, so their substandard work works just fine for them. The Astartes have higher standards
In fact they did. The program was trying to clone a new form of more reliable guardsman. Too many mutants... Human genetic code is pretty broken.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 16:57:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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jhe90 wrote: War Kitten wrote: jhe90 wrote:*leans from sofa*
Umm cloning. Do you not degrade the genetics by multi generation cloning. A clone of a clone is always inferior to the original.
Least what the Martian program found
No actually. But then again the Mechanicus doesn't care overly much about good genetics for their clones, so their substandard work works just fine for them. The Astartes have higher standards
In fact they did. The program was trying to clone a new form of more reliable guardsman. Too many mutants... Human genetic code is pretty broken.
That's not what my Chapter found, but I don't feel like arguing about it
*goes back to cloning Verviedi*
Oh. By the way your husband went missing again
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/25 19:23:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh... I thought he went yo the repressor during that fight?
He messaged me he did... *looks confused * does he do this on purpose? *looks hurt*
Aye, maybe you had a better sample on maggage. Minor hums mutation is often exaggerated by the cloning. A small genetic blip can become a tenticle....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 19:43:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sudden unmanly screaming from inside butter tank]
[Being held against floor by six unknown daemonettes] [Smoke is rising from the areas they're holding]
Ladies, please. You don't know where I've been.
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2016/04/25 20:18:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks on* why did a bunch of slanesh deamons go to the butter tank/
Should we interveen?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 20:45:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The portal... I can o-only assume they're looking for my ex, or m-more likely, Perron. But I don't have a h-hotline to either.
[Starts trying to wiggle away from the one gripping at shoulder height] I rather need that neck for being alive. [Yelps quite loudly as the Daemonette corrects her grip]
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2016/04/25 20:50:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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~Ooh this is getting fun. Go ahead comissar: give into temptation. My... Girls... Will take good care of you~
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 20:54:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*carefully repositions a sword on belt*
Are they non hostile . . I mean ... I kinda distrust chaos deamons...
Like alot.
Benny?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 21:05:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They haven't specifically hurt me. [Stares straight ahead at ceiling] But on the other h-hand I am starting to burn a bit...
If I had to guess, I'd say they were waiting for something?
That's not reassuring.
[Hears KoS] [Sweats slightly] I'm a g-good commissar!
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2016/04/25 21:13:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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>KoS
~Oh I'm sure you have been a good Comissar, very good indeed. But now it is time for you to unwind. Let us take care of you~
>Farage
*Hovers over to jhe*
Is he enjoying that?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/25 21:13:50
Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 21:13:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*walks over to check with power sword in easy reach*
Who are they after, that ex deamonette of yours?
If so, surely it's easier to find her in the warp? The warp anything is possible.
Not sure ghost Nigel...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/25 21:14:45
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 21:25:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leg twitches involuntary] Really? ...Would there be cake? [Shakes head frantically] I mean, n-no! I'm n-not a heretic. [Stares at ceiling]
I think they're either w-waiting for someone to come through the portal, or Perron to m-make an appearance. But I think he's back on Terra.
[Eyes drift sideways] ... I can't help it if I have a type...
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2016/04/25 21:30:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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>KoS
~Nobody here thinks your a heretic, it isn't heresy to enjoy yourself every once in a while. Come on Comissar; unwind with us.~
>Farage
How long do you think he can last like this?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/25 21:30:43
Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/04/25 21:35:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Eh, I may be ... I'm not into that though... Macha was enough...
I'm not interested in that kind of "fun"
*walks off to make tea*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/25 21:46:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Notices the Daemonettes and blinks twice*
Why are several bright green tentacle-shaped blobs of emotion accosting you?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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