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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 theplahunter wrote:
*rolled his eyes and muttered*

Jeez, you date a Commissar and wear power armor and ya think you're the center of everything...

*wandered back to the main area and put his feet up on a table*


*A Billiard ball whizzes past Pla's nose and embeds itself in the steel wall as Morrigan loses, pla falls of hid chair in shock*

Morrigan: YOU CHEATED!

Horus: I did not! Now pay up!

*Morrigan breaks a cue over Horus's head but he doesn't seem to feel it*

Horus: Feel better now?

*Morrigan grumbles* Yeah yeah whatever *Tosses a bag of coins to Horus*

Horus: Thank you very much! Okay who's next! *Looks around for another pool opponent*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/09 23:57:57


 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Runs out of room screaming*

*Starts knocking on Vanden's door*

THE SCALE SAID I WEIGH 521 KILOGRAMS.

AND WHAT IS BAD ABOUT A BODY MASS INDEX OF 257.8!

*Starts sobbing at the door*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Passing by OT sees Z15*

You did take off your armor before weighing yourself didn't you?

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

WHAT?

NO!

*Continues sobbing*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets up and bashes head against wall*

*Opens door*

Can you repeat that...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

She didn't take her armor off befire weighing herself so the scale thought she was fat

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks up at Vanden*

Should I take my armor off when weighing myself?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks at Z15*

Yes. You take your armour off first.

*Thinks*

Want to come in for a coffee? I'm not going to be doing anything...

*Looks at OT*

You can come too, but I don't know what you drink...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/10 00:04:43


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

feths sakes Morrigan you almost hit me!!

*groaned*

WK, I'm starting to get -really- sick of Amelia. She's so... Self centered, like everything is our fault and we're ruining her life. So dramatic and sex-crazed, she's even brought down the Hero of Armageddon, the man who litterally tore an orks power klaw off and made it his OWN. Into a romance driven Cliche who has a NORMAL ARM.

OOC: Just a disclaimer: This is my characters thoughts, I get into the RP aspect and I don't want to offend anybody.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Cream and 14 sugars thank you

Morrigan: YEAH WELL SCREW YOU TOO! *Storms off in a temper*

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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Ok.

*Slowly stands up and walks into Vandens room*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC All good. Not a lot can offend me anyway.

*Turns around and does a double-take*

14...Holy...Coming right up...

*Goes off and makes four coffees*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

I'm going to use your scale ok?

Also, got anywhere I can change out of my armor?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 theplahunter wrote:
feths sakes Morrigan you almost hit me!!

*groaned*

WK, I'm starting to get -really- sick of Amelia. She's so... Self centered, like everything is our fault and we're ruining her life. So dramatic and sex-crazed, she's even brought down the Hero of Armageddon, the man who litterally tore an orks power klaw off and made it his OWN. Into a romance driven Cliche who has a NORMAL ARM.

OOC: Just a disclaimer: This is my characters thoughts, I get into the RP aspect and I don't want to offend anybody.


It is a bit odd yes, you know the stories they told of Yarrick in the Schola. Seeing him this way is a bit of a let-down to be honest

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

What? I've got a sweet tooth and coffee is really bitter!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/10 00:10:52


 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

It s a bit MORE than a letdown, WK. I'm half tempted to just tell that witch what I really think of her, but she'd probably go 'oh y ou're ruining my sex drive' or just walk off.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Just use the bathroom...I think I got a spare set of clothes there somewhere...

*Looks at OT*

Wanna invite your bird-friends too? I have plenty of coffee to make, and there ain't no way I'm gonna do anything anymore.

*Looks at Yarrick*

Yes. No fun time tonight. Sorry.

OOC Ok that stung a bit...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/10 00:12:39


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Eh sure. Might want to leave Morrigan alone for a while.

*Makes quick phone call*

*Ra, Horus, and Cal knock on the door*

Ra: Coffee Black please
Horus: I'll take mine with 2 sugars
Cal: Milk and a dash of honey if you don't mind

OT: Right, I'll come help you with those

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Sighs*

Can't have a party without the whole gang eh? Could you make the coffee, I'll go get Morrigan.

*Goes off in search of Morrigan*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

On it! *Heads into the kitchen and starts clattering around making coffee*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Finds Morrigan and sits next to her*

What's up?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Morrigan: Horus cheated at pool...

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shrugs*
Like I said, a let-down. If I weren't still suffering from a concussion I'd say it was an outright disappointment

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

How can someone cheat at pool? It's like...Hit a ball into a hole...

*Shrugs*

Oh well, wanna come over to my room, get pissed drunk and have a metric gak tonne of fun?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Has weighed self and put armor back on*

Ok 45 kilos is much better.

and is 22 an alright body mas index?

Whatever that is.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/10 00:28:35


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
How can someone cheat at pool? It's like...Hit a ball into a hole...

*Shrugs*

Oh well, wanna come over to my room, get pissed drunk and have a metric gak tonne of fun?


*Morrigan grins* Yeah I guess

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/10 01:45:02


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*stares at the precedings with an increasingly bored look*

You get upset... at your weight?

*shakes head and pulls out a flask*

I doubt I'll be missing any of these memories from this trip.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Yeah, how is your noggin anyways?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Great! We even have a pool table, so we can do Girls vs Guys.

*Gets up and starts walking back to room*

*Making idle chatter with Morrigan*

OOC Oi Nick, you coming or not?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/10 00:35:27


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Nodding vehemently, despite the fact that my legs are phasing through the floor*
I've never understood this whole sex drive business. Verviedi... was Verviedi, my second focus was chem-gelded, and my current focus is an eight-year old girl. Strongest psyker any of my minds has ever seen. I'm surprised nobody noticed that she was missing.
*Looks at Amelia*
If estrogen was nitrous oxide, you're the equivalent of a NASCAR car.

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/05/10 02:44:57




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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