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...Atleast it's not Amelia.

OOC Ouch.

Bic PRANK!

*Real Amelia and Mike fall through the ceiling onto pla*

Amelia: Ow...Oh, hey Hunter, perving on any other women today?

OOC: TBH Vanden I'm finding that prankster INCREDIBLY annoying

OOC Owkay...I'll change...

Bic PRANK YA'LL LATER!

*Scotty explodes into a ball of confetti*

*was fallen on*

Oh, I don't know, any complaints about your 'sex drive' today?

OOC: Sorry, Like I said I am big into RP and Corporal -really- dislikes Amelia, he's a bit of a fanatic, traditionalist guardsman at heart.

OOC In my defense, I've had a lot of coffee.

Bic Not from me no. Any more snide comments?

Any more complaints about how your life is 'so difficult'? And how you can't ride on Yarricks *-------censored------*?

So the answer for my question is yes.

*Smiles*

At least I can get some sex. I'd like to see you try hit on anybody in this room.

*Points at Leonie*

Try her.

The difference between you and me, Amelia.

*steps close and says quietly*

I don't need to compensate by having sex and projecting my insecurities on other people.

*he put a finger on Vandens chest and pushed her back lightly, raising his hand*

Unlike -you-.

*Grabs pla by the collar and throws him to the ground*

Care to repeat that?

OOC:
I'm quite enjoying this argument

*was thrown and slowly gets up, dusting off his carapace armor*

Sorry, were you too busy thinking about how you can emasculate the formerly most powerful Commissar in the Imperium? Now your whipping boy who is at your beck and call?

OOC: Again I'd like to say, if I go too far ask me to stop and I will. I do not wish to make anybody really upset.

OOC Mate, your doing great. Keep going

Bic *Grabs pla again by the collar*

*Throws him to ground and jumps on him*

He can do whatever the feth he likes, I don't have to explain what we do in our time, especially to you. The one thing you saw was me trying to please him, which was ruined, so please, once you've been here for a couple weeks, come speak to me again.

*Growls*

OOC I have to admit, verbally, I'm losing this fight.

*Step in between them*

All right all right. Have we forgotten why we're here?

*waited for Amelia to get close and leaned back slightly, bringing his arm up and tugging it forward as she attempted to grab him. Corporal took a step to the right and threw her arm to his side, attempting to drag her along with it.*

It seems all I see is you trying to 'please' him and then complaining when you don't get his DICK. You self-centered, short minded, prone to violence, HARLOT. Who has ruined the man I have looked up to for NINE YEARS! Destroying his entire reputation as a career soldier, wielding his power claw in one hand and a beautiful, masterfully crafted bolt pistol in the other! Shooting laser beams from his eyes as he crushed some pitiful, disgusting Xenos orks skull inwards! Turned into a lovey-dovery wimp who DARES to put his own concerns above that of the IMPERIUM!

OOC: I think the best part is me pacing around my room, doing hand motions and putting on Corporals full accent as I read his words and monologues with the zeal of what he is feeling, and even doing scenarios in my head.

*Face drops slightly*

...

*Turns and walks away from the compound*

*Takes the first shuttle back to Marla's ship*

*Enters and lies in the bed that was assigned*

*huffs and drops both his arms to his sides, putting his right hand into his coat pocket and dusting off his Imperial Rosary pinned to his chest*

Well... *huff* I'm glad I got that off my chest.

OOC: The fun thing is, I think I've introduced a Verbal antagonist. Somebody that comes off as friendly, unless you piss him off. Then he turns into an absolutely unfeeling monster, these are the people I love writing into my stories. Antagonists who prefer to fight with words and violence when needed, warriors of wit.

*Sends Yarrick a Imail*

OOC That was actually real good dude, well fething played.

OOC: I got to admit, this isn't my first time roleplaying. I have maybe a combined experience of... 5 years roleplaying characters? Probably less, and I am an aspiring writer. It helps me get into my characters and think how they think, say what they say. Sometimes I do worry that people get offended, and I am glad you liked it. I might start writing about Corporal in my own stories, a backstory or some of his combat tours.

OOC Make a thread about it and post it in it. It would be nice to read.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Make a thread about it and post it in it. It would be nice to read.

OOC: It'll probably take a while, I don't have any completed 40k stories or... Really anything ABOUT Corporal. He was a character I made here for fun who evolved into what you see now, completely dynamically.

Also, I suspect that Imail to Yarrick is 'I need you to fething end Corporals life.'

OOC Nah, it's something a bit more personal. Yarrick and Amelia need to have a chat.

OOC: Is it because of Yarricks erectile dysfunction?

Kidding, I have my suspicions but I don't want to spoil it.

OOC -_-

Nah, more like the relationship.

OOC: On a side note: The eye of Nights quote should be: 70% smacktalk, 20% RP organization and 10% of Corporal just verbally beating the feth out of Amelia at every opetunity.

Also, I don't want to make guesses. I want to watch it from Corporals view, which makes it so much more fun.

 theplahunter wrote:
OOC: On a side note: The eye of Nights quote should be: 70% smacktalk, 20% RP organization and 10% of Corporal just verbally beating the feth out of Amelia at every opetunity.

Oh, that quote is from another thread. The only one from this thread is the most recent one.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 theplahunter wrote:
OOC: On a side note: The eye of Nights quote should be: 70% smacktalk, 20% RP organization and 10% of Corporal just verbally beating the feth out of Amelia at every opetunity.

Oh, that quote is from another thread. The only one from this thread is the most recent one.

Oh! One of my new goals is to say something so devastating (to either Amelia or another character) it gets on that quote bar.

OOC Feth yea, try it, but it need to pretty darn burny to be included on that bar.

You have been warned.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
OOC Feth yea, try it, but it need to pretty darn burny to be included on that bar.

You have been warned.

OOC: Did you already forget the verbal Smackdown Corporal laid onto Amelia? Does he need to go onto Marias ship and do it again? XD

OOC I can't put the entire thing on my sigg, too big.

Sigg worthy things gotta be short and witty.