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ugh Harleys are overrated and overpriced, but at least its not a crotchrocket

Oh god not a Harley, anything but that! Get something cool at least!

 Tyranid Horde wrote:
Oh god not a Harley, anything but that! Get something cool at least!

I repeat shots have been fired eagle 1.

I repeat. Shots have been fired.

But it is my dads old bike.......

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
But it is my dads old bike.......

I don't think bikes are the quickest way to a womans heart.

Cooking for them is.

^ That.

 Asherian Command wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
But it is my dads old bike.......

I don't think bikes are the quickest way to a womans heart.

Cooking for them is.

Cooking doesn't suck. Neither does making them laugh, being handsome, and having a huge penis.

But cooking sometimes works.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 Peregrine wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
What if you play a White Scars Army?

You're part of a biker gang and don't need this thread because everyone is attracted to your aura of danger and sexy leather outfit.

Well I am getting a Harley soon. And if my brother is to be believed Harleys increase your attractiveness rating by a facter of ten.

If I were you, getting in shape would be the first thing I would do to increase attractiveness.

 Sasori wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 Peregrine wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
What if you play a White Scars Army?

You're part of a biker gang and don't need this thread because everyone is attracted to your aura of danger and sexy leather outfit.

Well I am getting a Harley soon. And if my brother is to be believed Harleys increase your attractiveness rating by a facter of ten.

If I were you, getting in shape would be the first thing I would do to increase attractiveness.

What this man said. Chicks dig half-assed fitness, at the very least.

If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport! What more could you want?

Also, I thought you were a poor ass college kid.

My brother said when I learn to ride I can have his bike(AKA my dads)
But I might have to use a regular bike in college

I am interested in how MLP allowed you to stay the same?

Also, a lot of people go to college and try to reinvent themselves. Just make sur ethe person you reinvent yourself into is a person you actually WANT to be and not just who you think you are SUPPOSED to be.

Don't give up on girls, just change your focus to getting in interesting conversations and sitautions with people from the opposite sex. I guarantee that things will happen for you and you will have a decent time in the process.

Mostly I was saying sometimes to myself "If a girl doesnt like it she isnt the girl I want to be with her" MLP for me was escapism to the extreme
Im not giving up on girls. Not thing the slightest. Im not looking for a relationship now because im off to a university. In the middle of nowhere. But once I get there we will see what happens.

Daemonhammer wrote:
If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport!

Bikes are cool, I love them and use them every day to go to my lab. But really, they do not make me look muscled or anything. Just skinny. I am hoping climbing will make me muscled though.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

Daemonhammer wrote:
If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport!

Bikes are cool, I love them and use them every day to go to my lab. But really, they do not make me look muscled or anything. Just skinny. I am hoping climbing will make me muscled though.

It will, you just need to work on core exercises and be able to do pull ups quite easily.

Also for some dating advice,

What usually wows the girls is the following.

Back Muscles.

Yep. For some odd reason women really like back muscles O.o

 Asherian Command wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
But it is my dads old bike.......

I don't think bikes are the quickest way to a womans heart.

Cooking for them is.

This is truth.... also the back muscle thing, very true as well.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
But it is my dads old bike.......

Okay, I take it back, it's awesome if its your dad's, lets just say its not the coolest bike to be driving for a young guy. Also not a fan of Harleys but that is another matter. Chicks dig bikes as I've found out from chatting about my own bike restoration project at parties and stuff. I'm currently learning how to cook for Uni next month so that'll be a great new tool to impress ladies.

 Asherian Command wrote:

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

Daemonhammer wrote:
If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport!

Bikes are cool, I love them and use them every day to go to my lab. But really, they do not make me look muscled or anything. Just skinny. I am hoping climbing will make me muscled though.

It will, you just need to work on core exercises and be able to do pull ups quite easily.

Also for some dating advice,

What usually wows the girls is the following.

Back Muscles.

Yep. For some odd reason women really like back muscles O.o

Oh yes, a solid set of well-shaped back muscles is really hot.

Being fit is definitely important. However, having lived all over the place I can assure you the number one thing that "wows" girls everywhere is good banter. Make them laugh. Make good conversation.

 Ashiraya wrote:

 Asherian Command wrote:

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

Daemonhammer wrote:
If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport!

Bikes are cool, I love them and use them every day to go to my lab. But really, they do not make me look muscled or anything. Just skinny. I am hoping climbing will make me muscled though.

It will, you just need to work on core exercises and be able to do pull ups quite easily.

Also for some dating advice,

What usually wows the girls is the following.

Back Muscles.

Yep. For some odd reason women really like back muscles O.o

Oh yes, a solid set of well-shaped back muscles is really hot.

Which is odd considering how little of them you'll see lol

chaos0xomega wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:

 Asherian Command wrote:

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

Daemonhammer wrote:
If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport!

Bikes are cool, I love them and use them every day to go to my lab. But really, they do not make me look muscled or anything. Just skinny. I am hoping climbing will make me muscled though.

It will, you just need to work on core exercises and be able to do pull ups quite easily.

Also for some dating advice,

What usually wows the girls is the following.

Back Muscles.

Yep. For some odd reason women really like back muscles O.o

Oh yes, a solid set of well-shaped back muscles is really hot.

Which is odd considering how little of them you'll see lol

But you can fondle them and stuff!

 Ashiraya wrote:

chaos0xomega wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:

 Asherian Command wrote:

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

Daemonhammer wrote:
If you cant afford a harley, why not try a bike. It looks nice, its a good way to stay in shape AND its a means of transport!

Bikes are cool, I love them and use them every day to go to my lab. But really, they do not make me look muscled or anything. Just skinny. I am hoping climbing will make me muscled though.

It will, you just need to work on core exercises and be able to do pull ups quite easily.

Also for some dating advice,

What usually wows the girls is the following.

Back Muscles.

Yep. For some odd reason women really like back muscles O.o

Oh yes, a solid set of well-shaped back muscles is really hot.

Which is odd considering how little of them you'll see lol

But you can fondle them and stuff!

If you're ever in the northeastern US (and preferably over 18 because it might be kinda weird otherwise), look me up, I'll make you dinner in exchange for a back massage

I guess it's a good thing I have a big back then...

 Asherian Command wrote:
Back Muscles.

Yep. For some odd reason women really like back muscles O.o

I spoke about back muscles earlier in this thread. I can totally see why, at least when climbing.

chaos0xomega wrote:
If you're ever in the northeastern US (and preferably over 18 because it might be kinda weird otherwise), look me up, I'll make you dinner in exchange for a back massage

17 from Sweden. You are not paying attention .

I was paying attention, hence why I said over 18/in northeastern US.... I mean shes not going to stay 17 forever, and people travel... jeez nobody knows how to take a joke

 Barksdale wrote:
Being fit is definitely important. However, having lived all over the place I can assure you the number one thing that "wows" girls everywhere is good banter. Make them laugh. Make good conversation.

This. This is excellent advice.

Muscles help with certain types of girls, yet many also like "love-handles" on a man. When you look well groomed, like you showered, put some deodorant under your armpits, some after shave and cleanly shaven (or a tidy beard), you really don't need those muscles that much. This in comination with Barksdale's advice will help tremendously with dating.

Again; Don't set the bar too high. Don't go after that hotty every guy wants. Go for the girl who maybe has the same trouble in finding a date as you. Sure, she may not be miss universe, but a lasting relationship almost never involves a "Trophy Wife".

 Asherian Command wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
But it is my dads old bike.......

I don't think bikes are the quickest way to a womans heart.

Cooking for them is.

Like that?

 Low_K wrote:
Again; Don't set the bar too high. Don't go after that hotty every guy wants. Go for the girl who maybe has the same trouble in finding a date as you. Sure, she may not be miss universe, but a lasting relationship almost never involves a "Trophy Wife".

I am always confused about that advice. I mean, to go back to the last time we spoke about it, Nuggz said that:

 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Here's a pictorial-

If you look like this:



And you want a girl who looks like this:



You probably have a snowball's chance in hell unless you're filthy rich. However, you might have a shot with a girl who looks like this:




Not only because you're more ballpark in terms of physical attractiveness, but because you probably have similar lifestyles.

I am going to skip over the first picture. If that first girl spend 80% of her time rambling about how the purity of the white race is being diluted, and the rest of the time complaining about traffic, while the other one, though undeniably fat, actually has what a very interesting conversation, that not only shares a lot of your interest but also makes you discover new things you would never have known and enjoyed otherwise, which one would you consider dating? I am pretty sure nobody wants to date Hitlerella (except maybe other white supremacists ).
I am pretty sure some physically unattractive women have a much, much easier time dating than some more attractive women because, well, people are not picture. And I am not speaking moralist stupid “inner beauty”, I am speaking wanting to spend more time with the woman you are having better times with.
Being physically attractive will certainly draw attention to you, but to keep that attention you need something else, I think.

So, yeah, I am not going to only talk to extremely beautiful girls. However, I am also not going to try to get in a romantic relationship with a girl I am not attracted to, that would be stupid. It is a good thing that attractive is a very subjective notion, especially when going beyond just physical attractiveness.

 Low_K wrote:

 Barksdale wrote:
Being fit is definitely important. However, having lived all over the place I can assure you the number one thing that "wows" girls everywhere is good banter. Make them laugh. Make good conversation.

This. This is excellent advice.

I'm going to point this out again. Banter is definately something that works well. And dont be afraid to be playfully insulting. It's been working for me for the past month with this one girl.