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Ashiraya wrote: It is very, very difficult to be an alpha male without being a Blood Elf.
On the flip side, how long would that guy seriously last in our world before he got tasered and arrested?
I seriously doubt a taser and an arrest would do anything to someone who has traversed the Dark Portal and smote down the Burning Legion; travelled the frigid wastes of Northrend to topple Naxxramas, fight the might of the Titans and Old Ones, depose the Lich King himself; braved the molten Firelands to slay the fearsome elemental lord Ragnaros once and for all, wage war against the Twilight's Hammer in their own bastion, and eliminate the fearsome Worldbreaker himself; uncovered the dark secrets of Pandaland in the form of the Sha and beat back the darkness that lingered in the mists, stood against the might of the Zanadalari Trolls, and sieged the mighty city of Orgrimmar to see justice brought to the corrupt warchief of the Horde.
Then again, I suppose it would be funny to see a legendary hero serving time, even if it was voluntary. Just don't drop the soap when showering with a Rogue.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Ashiraya wrote: It is very, very difficult to be an alpha male without being a Blood Elf.
On the flip side, how long would that guy seriously last in our world before he got tasered and arrested?
I seriously doubt a taser and an arrest would do anything to someone who has traversed the Dark Portal and smote down the Burning Legion; travelled the frigid wastes of Northrend to topple Naxxramas, fight the might of the Titans and Old Ones, depose the Lich King himself; braved the molten Firelands to slay the fearsome elemental lord Ragnaros once and for all, wage war against the Twilight's Hammer in their own bastion, and eliminate the fearsome Worldbreaker himself; uncovered the dark secrets of Pandaland in the form of the Sha and beat back the darkness that lingered in the mists, stood against the might of the Zanadalari Trolls, and sieged the mighty city of Orgrimmar to see justice brought to the corrupt warchief of the Horde.
Then again, I suppose it would be funny to see a legendary hero serving time, even if it was voluntary. Just don't drop the soap when showering with a Rogue.
That should be reversed.
Hopefully the rouge forgets not to drop the soap.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Avatar 720 wrote: someone who has traversed the Dark Portal and smote down the Burning Legion; travelled the frigid wastes of Northrend to topple Naxxramas, fight the might of the Titans and Old Ones, depose the Lich King himself; braved the molten Firelands to slay the fearsome elemental lord Ragnaros once and for all, wage war against the Twilight's Hammer in their own bastion, and eliminate the fearsome Worldbreaker himself; uncovered the dark secrets of Pandaland in the form of the Sha and beat back the darkness that lingered in the mists, stood against the might of the Zanadalari Trolls, and sieged the mighty city of Orgrimmar to see justice brought to the corrupt warchief of the Horde.
Avatar 720 wrote: someone who has traversed the Dark Portal and smote down the Burning Legion; travelled the frigid wastes of Northrend to topple Naxxramas, fight the might of the Titans and Old Ones, depose the Lich King himself; braved the molten Firelands to slay the fearsome elemental lord Ragnaros once and for all, wage war against the Twilight's Hammer in their own bastion, and eliminate the fearsome Worldbreaker himself; uncovered the dark secrets of Pandaland in the form of the Sha and beat back the darkness that lingered in the mists, stood against the might of the Zanadalari Trolls, and sieged the mighty city of Orgrimmar to see justice brought to the corrupt warchief of the Horde.
You just described this guy:
Spoiler:
And he does look mighty indeed!
His gear looks solid, but i bet that noob has no gems or ench.
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Ashiraya wrote: It is very, very difficult to be an alpha male without being a Blood Elf.
Blood Elves? What about Night Elves?
Spoiler:
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Who are you kidding?
First, the Night Elves were introduced before the Blood Elves (RoC for the Night Elves, TFT for the Blood elves. Yes, the High Elves were present since at least ToD, I know because I played it, but they were not the blood elves yet! Big change of look and theme!)
Second, and that is were the actual, real argument lies, druids of the claw are the only elves that are hairy, and therefore the only elves that are manly .
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Y U NO LIKE NITE ELFES?
They have hairy. That makes them better than almost every other elves out there!
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Trolls be da best (wo)mon!
Apparently, they used to be elves or something, so they count. And back as far as Warcraft II, even when they were not yet voodoo pseudo-Jamaican, they were already the best.
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Well, this might help you deal with the waiting, with what was certainly one of the best female vampire I have seen (specifying female only because else, Cassidy comes into the fray):
Warning, very gory and potentially offensive trailer, including ganguroblackface, for the movie Vampire Girl versus Frankenstein Girl.
If you do no want to click, let me just mention that at some point, Frankenstein girl put a bunch of severed arms (or legs, not sure) on top of her head to make a propeller that allows her to fly. Now you know what to expect, in term of realism and good taste .
But trolls win. They are the most awesome species. In every debate on the internet, the result is always that trolls win anyway, so I am just taking a shortcut here!
Unless otherwise noted that she likes those type of games.
Is saying “I am still unicorn-bait. Wanna fix that together ?” a good intro, then?
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
I found this today and thought we could divert back towards topic
I think it helps to point out that women have the same problems when it comes to dating as men do. So if you try online dating the lesson is, be polite and keep your dates.
Daemonhammer wrote: Just found this on the internets, not quite sure how to react;
Women are vein. So are Men.
It's an inconvenient truth that attraction starts skin-deep. You can have a gak personality and still attract members of the opposite sex if you're conventionally attractive, whereas you can have a great personality and struggle to meet women if you're over/underweight, short, have skin conditions etc. Feminists like to pretend that that's not the case and Men have too much pride to admit it, but it is what it is.
On the other hand, there's ~3.5 billion people on the planet who are not your gender... there really is someone for everyone, you just might have to try more or less than others around you, and frankly the type of people who are attracted to jerkoffs are the types of people you don't want to date anyway.
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I disagree, there's some people who are so hideous, have such an unpleasant personality, etc they never find a significant other and they go there whole life never touching another person's genitals except when they're coming out of their mom's vagina during childbirth.
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