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Why not? Just avoid dating her:

"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
Why not? Just avoid dating her:


Well you should probly avoid dating her anyways since you know she has a wedding ring on lol

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Oh? I did not remember if she was actually supposed to be married in the movie, or not. Well, I remember she had at least one son because [CENSORED BECAUSE SPOILER], but I do not remember we ever seeing her husband or hearing about him.

"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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I'm old and therefore have no idea who that is.

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Neither do most young people, I guess. It is from Wrong Cops. Awesome movie from Quentin Dupieux. It is about cops that are really terrible, terrible human beings. It is why you should not date her, she is as bad as the rest of them cops .

"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 
   
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Conflict-Of-Interests is coming over later. Bowchickawowwow.

Things keep getting stranger - she is relatively low mileage for a college girl but apparently had a friendly encounter a while back with a married couple. The woman has been ringing her up asking to get together. I sent her, "Is she hot? Because uh...you...me... " She said, "Haha. I mean, I wouldn't say no to a *fade to black moment involving me and the two girls...PG13*..." She is going to run it by her to see what she thinks...I sent her a couple endorsement photos lol

The professor keeps pushing for a relationship even though I've tried to make it clear that there's no way in hell that's going to happen. Sorry - fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and we're friends with benefits til I find something better. She was crying yesterday over some nonsense about feeling used. I told her, "Well yeah...let's not forget who screwed this up. Feel free to back out whenever you want." Needless to say, we *faded to black* afterward. Things have been going OK with just being friends with benefits but she definitely wants more...and she isn't going to get it. I see this creating tension until she either drives me crazy (which she hasn't yet...she's good at keeping her feelings to herself), or until she realizes that it's a dead end street.

Anyway, once more into the breach dear friends. Wish me luck.

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 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Anyway, once more into the breach dear friends. Wish me luck.


I'm yet to go unto anyone's breach so far. ¬.¬

(Yay innuendos!)

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Me neither, pal. My transformation into a wizard is going on at a quite steady pace. Just 32 months to go now…
[link removed. The pitch was: “Wizardchan is a Japanese-inspired image-based forum (imageboard) for male virgins to share their thoughts and discuss their interests and lifestyle as a virgin. The name of our website is inspired by the wizard meme, which refers to someone who has maintained his virginity past the age of 30.” Sorry for not checking the actual content of the site before posting the link]

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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 
   
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"Endorsement pics"

*Shudders in horror*

   
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Oh. Yeah. Sorry about that, edited. I had not checked the site beyond the main page.

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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 
   
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I was referring to Nuggz, by the way

   
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Oh. What are those?
I thought my link featured some inappropriate images. If it has “chan” in the name, it likely do.

"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 
   
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 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
Oh. What are those?
I thought my link featured some inappropriate images. If it has “chan” in the name, it likely do.

I'm not sure, but I think they're not very safe for work..
I'm not sure it did, but seeing it features "chan", it probably does :p

   
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Err. nevermind.

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 Compel wrote:
Err. nevermind.

?

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Probably the result of a misread, or posting in the wrong thread. Happens to me regularly.

"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 
   
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How to get a date:

Ask a girl out.

/thread

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 Peter Wiggin wrote:
How to get a date:

Ask a girl out.

/thread[/quote

Boom!

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Angloland

So back to the topic, I managed to get a girls number today, and I wonder how long should I wait before texting her? And how should I start? I want something better than just "hello" but not too "cheesy" either.

Any help would be nice.

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 Ashiraya wrote:
Guys, a hypothetical question. How do you know if a guy is interested in you?

I'd prefer not asking outright 'Are you interested in me?' as that could get really awkward really fast. But for some reason, in this entirely hypothetical situation, it's just something about the hypothetical guy that raises the suspicion.

Are there any secret signs I should look for?

All completely hypothetical of course.


does he pretend to listen to you? does he pretend to care what your views and opinions are? if so he might be marrying material...at the start of any good relationship guys 'pretend' to 'care' about stuff. we help cook and clean, we listen and talk....but after a while we turn into spoiled man children... acceptance is key.


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 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Conflict-Of-Interests is coming over later. Bowchickawowwow.

Things keep getting stranger - she is relatively low mileage for a college girl but apparently had a friendly encounter a while back with a married couple. The woman has been ringing her up asking to get together. I sent her, "Is she hot? Because uh...you...me... " She said, "Haha. I mean, I wouldn't say no to a *fade to black moment involving me and the two girls...PG13*..." She is going to run it by her to see what she thinks...I sent her a couple endorsement photos lol

The professor keeps pushing for a relationship even though I've tried to make it clear that there's no way in hell that's going to happen. Sorry - fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and we're friends with benefits til I find something better. She was crying yesterday over some nonsense about feeling used. I told her, "Well yeah...let's not forget who screwed this up. Feel free to back out whenever you want." Needless to say, we *faded to black* afterward. Things have been going OK with just being friends with benefits but she definitely wants more...and she isn't going to get it. I see this creating tension until she either drives me crazy (which she hasn't yet...she's good at keeping her feelings to herself), or until she realizes that it's a dead end street.

Anyway, once more into the breach dear friends. Wish me luck.


Teach me not to read the last page of a thread....and btw... nice!....


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 Daemonhammer wrote:
So back to the topic, I managed to get a girls number today, and I wonder how long should I wait before texting her? And how should I start? I want something better than just "hello" but not too "cheesy" either.

Any help would be nice.


umm how about, hey this is so and so, was just wondering how your day was going? When we talked last time you said you wanted to do something how about a coffee,movie, dirty midget sex at motel 6 etc etc etc.....

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speaking of which, i got the number of the girl whom i went to the movies with, as well as the request to call or text her when i have an idea of which movie we should see at the cinema together, only problem being that the only movie i know to be at the cinema is TMNT, which we wee originally goin to go to but she went off it. so, i think how to train your dragon 2 is still in cinema, and am thinking of suggesting that, but i saw it with my best friend a few months ago, does that matter?

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You should watch "The Birth of a Nation" instead it's a very good dating movie and you can watch it on YouTube in full for free.


   
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 the shrouded lord wrote:
speaking of which, i got the number of the girl whom i went to the movies with, as well as the request to call or text her when i have an idea of which movie we should see at the cinema together, only problem being that the only movie i know to be at the cinema is TMNT, which we wee originally goin to go to but she went off it. so, i think how to train your dragon 2 is still in cinema, and am thinking of suggesting that, but i saw it with my best friend a few months ago, does that matter?


Well, if it bothers you to re-watch a film but this time with a potential girlfriend then I'd question whether or not you're actually looking for a relationship. What's the worst that could happen? She finds out you've already seen it, is distraught, and runs off crying? That you end up standing in the isles dictating the film word for word as ushers push their way past seats to come and eject you? Or just that you end up remembering what happened but also being able to spend time with someone you're interesting in dating?

It's no use asking us if it matters to you.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Angloland

I guess my question is now mute, turns out I got either a fake number or the girl just dosent want to reply.

Damn it.

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 Daemonhammer wrote:
I guess my question is now mute, turns out I got either a fake number or the girl just dosent want to reply.

Damn it.


The trick with numbers is the repeat them back when you get them, but change one or two numbers as you do. If they say it's right then it's usually fake.

Also, it's a 'moot' point.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Angloland

 Avatar 720 wrote:
 Daemonhammer wrote:
I guess my question is now mute, turns out I got either a fake number or the girl just dosent want to reply.

Damn it.


The trick with numbers is the repeat them back when you get them, but change one or two numbers as you do. If they say it's right then it's usually fake.


Well actually she reached for my phone to type the number in.
I should have known, it went too easy.
Feth my life.
Feth my life I say.

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Maybe she hasn't seen it yet or she typed in the number wrong? Is there any other way you can contact her to find out?

   
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Angloland

 Tyranid Horde wrote:
Maybe she hasn't seen it yet or she typed in the number wrong? Is there any other way you can contact her to find out?


Well we have some mutual friends so I can try something, but im not too enthuastic about it.

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To be honest im not too sure how to proceed,
I have two options:
Either forget about the whole thing or try to get her number off someone else.
If I do the second I will either get the same number as before or a completely different number meaning she dosent want to talk to me or a slightly different number which will then mean either it was on purpose or by accident. Following that if it was actually an honest mistake what do I do?

Mass confusion.

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motyak wrote:[...] Yes, the mods are illuminati, and yakface, lego and dakka dakka itself are the 3 points of the triangle.
 
   
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mmmm you seem a bit young mate. That type of worry is for the kido's ask a friend for her number or to see if its the same if it is good if not.... ya move on.

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