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http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/05/pie-scraper-baked-for-chompion-eaters-only-challengers-face-a-bun-fight-with-the-30000-calorie-burger-to-top-them-all-4718934/

I think that would be very nice for a party.

I want two. One for me, and one for the missus.

I wouldn't mind trying, if I had the day to prepare and nothing planned that night/the next day (because I'll probably spend that on the toilet), one of the meat-wrapped pies, or the meat-wrapped bacon butty. But the whole thing? Gods no.

Also, chips? Really? "You know what I need to fill me up that last little bit after finishing my Pie-Scraper? Chips!"

 motyak wrote:


Also, chips? Really? "You know what I need to fill me up that last little bit after finishing my Pie-Scraper? Chips!"

Those are called Freedom Fries.

Or in Europe, Surrender Fries.

Too thick and delicious looking to be your nasty fries.

But if they're not thin and anaemic then you can stuff them into card cartons. And that's the only way that any god-lovin' patriot can get his chubby mits on enough femmedom fries to fill his pie-hole.

That's just stupid.

Saw the burger but went beyond it looking at the menu on the wall.

"Oh my Cod" I be tempted on but the "mini" throwing me off

As Adam Carolla would say, "This is why the terrorists hate us."

 WarOne wrote:

 motyak wrote:


Also, chips? Really? "You know what I need to fill me up that last little bit after finishing my Pie-Scraper? Chips!"

Those are called Freedom Fries.

Or in Europe, Surrender Fries.

A thousand slaps to you, we aren't all French.

However you may be forgiven, being American there is approx 35% chance you didn't actually know this.

That isn't a pie...

This makes me ill…. Having just been diagnosed with high Blood Pressure and knowing I'll never get the chance to wrap my teeth around that mouth-watering tower of meat….

Makes me feel like this…..

Sarp. That means you have to plan two weeks out to try that monstrousity. As in getting you BP to its lowest possible and then make the attempt knowing full well your arteries harden by evening

 Jihadin wrote:
Sarp. That means you have to plan two weeks out to try that monstrousity. As in getting you BP to its lowest possible and then make the attempt knowing full well your arteries harden by evening

Personally, I'm OK with committing suicide by burger. I'd be proud to go down like that.

All that bread got to go before I try that. Also going to need a shopping cart of box to take the remainder home. Of course I leave the fries behind

Id eat it. Fries and all. I got a big appetite.

How the hell is that thing supposed to stay up without falling hilariously over?

One long skewer of a bamboo toothpick

 Jihadin wrote:
Sarp. That means you have to plan two weeks out to try that monstrousity. As in getting you BP to its lowest possible and then make the attempt knowing full well your arteries harden by evening

Are you kidding? I can feel my arteries hardening as I freakin' type! Reminds me of the time I tried a deep fried Mars Bar…. Heh, and I wonder why my BP is so damn high...

Am I the only one who was quite dissapointed this is a bunch of burgers stacked on top of each other instead of PIE's

<sarcasm>Oh my home town makes me so proud. </sarcasm>

Or reminds me why I live hundreds of miles away. One of those two.


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 easysauce wrote:
Am I the only one who was quite dissapointed this is a bunch of burgers stacked on top of each other instead of PIE's

Read the details. Some of those burgers have pies inside them.

This looks like my kind of Appetizer.

richred_uk wrote:
<sarcasm>Oh my home town makes me so proud. </sarcasm>

 easysauce wrote:
Am I the only one who was quite dissapointed this is a bunch of burgers stacked on top of each other instead of PIE's

Read the details. Some of those burgers have pies inside them.

I did, pies inside burgers is pie-blashphemy... you put meat inside the pie and make meat pie like a civilized person ought to... pie inside a burger is just barbaric.

I just want pie stacked to the heavens... is that so wrong?

Its so glorious that it stands by itself

ITS A MIRACLE!

I only want to know one thing.

How the hell did he get that thing to stand?

 LordofHats wrote:
I only want to know one thing.

How the hell did he get that thing to stand?

Copious amounts of Viagra?

 AlmightyWalrus wrote:

 LordofHats wrote:
I only want to know one thing.

How the hell did he get that thing to stand?

Copious amounts of Viagra?

Weeeeellll, it is known to stiffen meat after all…..

 DarkTraveler777 wrote:
As Adam Carolla would say, "This is why the terrorists hate us."

Why would the terrorists hate us for this?

This thread has brought me to the deeply disturbing realisation that I haven't had a meat pie in several months. Looks like I'm going to go to the butchers first thing tomorrow then.

 AlmightyWalrus wrote:

 LordofHats wrote:
I only want to know one thing.

How the hell did he get that thing to stand?

Copious amounts of Viagra?

If you have an erection for more than five hours after eating the pie-scrapper, contact your nearest medical professional?