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Watch, and be horrified.

Can no one stop this monster?


President Obama spotted pointing over sneeze guard
Updated: Jun 24, 2014 3:38 AM CDT


WASHINGTON (WHDH) - President Obama is getting called out for crossing the line during a trip to a Chipotle Monday.

He went to the restaurant for lunch with some parents, before the first White House Working Family Summit.

However, a picture of him ordering his burrito bowl is getting a lot of attention.

The President can be seen reaching over the glass, pointing out what toppings he would like.

The picture has received a lot of comments on Twitter, from people on both sides of the aisle saying he should keep his hand to himself!

What do you think of the President's decision to point over the sneeze guard?


with a picture of this villainous act:




I will be fascinated to learn, ITT, whether or not the sanctity of the sneeze guard is a value both conservatives and liberals can agree upon.

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OMG!
NO WAY
THE EVIL MAN!

HE EATS?

I am telling TMZ

(Seriously who gives a gak?)

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 Asherian Command wrote:
(Seriously who gives a gak?)


Judging by the surprising amount of media coverage this is getting, apparently "people".

Will this be the next Dijongate?

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 Ouze wrote:
 Asherian Command wrote:
(Seriously who gives a gak?)


Judging by the surprising amount of media coverage this is getting, apparently "people".

Will this be the next Dijongate?


Yes it will be.

It will be the next dominiongate of the bush years.

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 Ouze wrote:
Watch, and be horrified.

Can no one stop this monster?


President Obama spotted pointing over sneeze guard
Updated: Jun 24, 2014 3:38 AM CDT


WASHINGTON (WHDH) - President Obama is getting called out for crossing the line during a trip to a Chipotle Monday.

He went to the restaurant for lunch with some parents, before the first White House Working Family Summit.

However, a picture of him ordering his burrito bowl is getting a lot of attention.

The President can be seen reaching over the glass, pointing out what toppings he would like.

The picture has received a lot of comments on Twitter, from people on both sides of the aisle saying he should keep his hand to himself!

What do you think of the President's decision to point over the sneeze guard?


with a picture of this villainous act:




I will be fascinated to learn, ITT, whether or not the sanctity of the sneeze guard is a value both conservatives and liberals can agree upon.



What stops the sneeze from the staffers? Where's the second guard?

Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo

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I've never understood the sneezeguard. I mean, on feeling a sneeze coming on, who sits there thinking 'well I better just keep pointing my nose to all this food'.

And even if that was a thing that happened, that sneezeguard is so low it isn't going to stop an adult sneeze - I see a snot smear on that thing and I'm assuming that maybe half went over the top in to the food and I am not eating there.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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 sebster wrote:
I've never understood the sneezeguard. I mean, on feeling a sneeze coming on, who sits there thinking 'well I better just keep pointing my nose to all this food'.

And even if that was a thing that happened, that sneezeguard is so low it isn't going to stop an adult sneeze - I see a snot smear on that thing and I'm assuming that maybe half went over the top in to the food and I am not eating there.


Probably the same people who don't bother to even shield a cough, of which there are an unfortunately large number.

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 Avatar 720 wrote:
Probably the same people who don't bother to even shield a cough, of which there are an unfortunately large number.


And yet there are buffets with no sneezeguard, or just a little one at the top that does nothing. Do people only sneeze when ordering food, and not when picking their own with those stupid little tongs?

And what was going on for the decades before sneezeguards were common? Were we all just happily chowing down on sneeze covered potato bites? What changed to make these things necessary?

Also, its a burrito. The sneeze goop is probably the healthiest thing you're about to eat.


I've thought about sneezeguards way too much over the years. Anyhow, Obama was being a douche - no matter how silly a social more is you still have to obey them. Not enough of a douche for this to be, you know, news, but then I think we already knew the world's news priorities are pretty screwy.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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I'm confused. What are we arguing about here?


 
   
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You know who else sneezed?

Hitler.

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I think it was the use of B. Hussein Obama which really did it for me. I looked, expecting it to be a different user, but when I saw it was Ouze who made it I was so, so happy.

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 curran12 wrote:
You know who else sneezed?

Hitler.


But never on food!
   
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I hope he sanitized his hand after picking his nose. Seem the finger nail looks loaded...

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 curran12 wrote:
You know who else sneezed?

Hitler.


Don't forget the worst abuser of the sneeze guard ever, Saddam. He used his biological weapon on the Kurds , and the cheese was never the same again.

Beware those named Hussein and the power of their nose.

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Bullockist wrote:
 curran12 wrote:
You know who else sneezed?

Hitler.


Don't forget the worst abuser of the sneeze guard ever, Saddam. He used his biological weapon on the Kurds , and the cheese was never the same again.

Beware those named Hussein and the size of their nose.


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Barack is just pointing out the 'murican pork product he doesn't want in his food.
   
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 Mr. Burning wrote:
Barack is just pointing out the 'murican pork product he doesn't want in his food.


Whoa
Didn't we debunk that aspect of his life?

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 Jihadin wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
Barack is just pointing out the 'murican pork product he doesn't want in his food.


Whoa
Didn't we debunk that aspect of his life?


Nonsense, look at the thread title. "Hussein". He's a foreigner.

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Not only FOREIGNER, he's the ISLAMIC 5TH COLUMN!

I often wonder in place of the word pork, do Muslims use the word lamb as a euphemism for sex?

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Now everyone in the queue behind him has to get sneezed on burritos.

THANKS OBAMA!

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Bullockist wrote:

Not only FOREIGNER, he's the ISLAMIC 5TH COLUMN!

I often wonder in place of the word pork, do Muslims use the word lamb as a euphemism for sex?


'I'm going to have some dirty meat' is probably close
   
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He's clearly pointing at the halal meat.

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Given the threat of cultural invasion from south of the border, I am surprised burritos haven't been renamed to something more... American... like "Freedomitos".

   
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Freedom Wraps.

American rolls.

Southwest Sandwiches.

We'd also have to rename New Mexico too. Uhhh... West Texas?

Oh wait. Texas is too Mexican too. We'll call it South Oklahoma and New Mexico East Arizona. Nevada will be West Utah and California will be Hollywood Land.

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 TheCustomLime wrote:

Oh wait. Texas is too Mexican too. We'll call it South Oklahoma and New Mexico East Arizona. Nevada will be West Utah and California will be Hollywood Land.


Uh-oh. You didn't just try to rename Texas did you?

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 Ouze wrote:

Well, you don't stuff facts into the Right Wing Outrage Machine©. My friend, you load it with derp and sensationalism, and then crank that wheel.
 
   
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No sneeze guard can hold back such tyranny.

   
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Its no more than bad manners. Total non-story.
   
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 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Its no more than bad manners. Total non-story.


That is just what they want you to think. Thanks Obamarito!
   
 
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