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Bristol

 daedalus wrote:
 A Town Called Malus wrote:
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 A Town Called Malus wrote:
If you're gonna drink budweiser then get the real Czech stuff, not the water it's been turned into


I thought the real Czech stuff wasn't allowed to be called Budweiser anymore, thanks to a trademark dispute.


Here in the UK it's called Budweiser Budvar.

Apparently, according to wikipedia, in a lot of EU countries it's the american which isn't called budweiser but just bud instead.


But you guys don't actually DRINK that, do you?

I mean, surely it's like Foster's here, where you just laugh and are all like, "I'm gonna have a real beer, thankyouverymuch."


Fosters isn't regarded as a real beer anywhere

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Update, they changed it. Im not longer in the fuddy duddy hall.
Im now in the Coed "Advocates for Social Justice and Equality" hall.

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Tumblr Hall?

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Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Update, they changed it. Im not longer in the fuddy duddy hall.
Im now in the Coed "Advocates for Social Justice and Equality" hall.


Hairy Armpit Hall?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Chicago, Illinois

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Update, they changed it. Im not longer in the fuddy duddy hall.
Im now in the Coed "Advocates for Social Justice and Equality" hall.


I am sorry. You went from the cool breezes of purgatory To the fifth level of hell.

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The Great State of Texas

Why do they not just have "dorms 1-11" I don't get the "specialization."

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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I don't get it either.

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Probably work

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Update, they changed it. Im not longer in the fuddy duddy hall.
Im now in the Coed "Advocates for Social Justice and Equality" hall.


So out of the land of the Straightedge, and into the land of SJW...

So strange. My college had a freshman dorm, a dorm with wings arranged specific to your major (I assume you guys still have those), and then regular dorms.

Is "Social Justice and Equality" a valid major nowadays? Nevermind, here's a better question: Is there a list of the focuses of these halls somewhere we can all review?

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The Great State of Texas

 daedalus wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Update, they changed it. Im not longer in the fuddy duddy hall.
Im now in the Coed "Advocates for Social Justice and Equality" hall.


So out of the land of the Straightedge, and into the land of SJW...

So strange. My college had a freshman dorm, a dorm with wings arranged specific to your major (I assume you guys still have those), and then regular dorms.

Is "Social Justice and Equality" a valid major nowadays? Nevermind, here's a better question: Is there a list of the focuses of these halls somewhere we can all review?


Just wear your I (Heart) Nixon T Shirt your first day there. That should ingratiate you completely. What could go wrong.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Probably work

Ooh, and a Young Republicans Club button.

I guess they're pretty much the same thing though, now that I think about it.

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The Great State of Texas

 daedalus wrote:
Ooh, and a Young Republicans Club button.

I guess they're pretty much the same thing though, now that I think about it.


Mines more classy but kids these days are ignorant of history (especially hippy humanities students) and might not even know who Nixon was.

In that case: Young Republican button on the left. Tea Party Chicks are Hawt! button on the right, both on a Goldwater for President shirt.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Update, they changed it. Im not longer in the fuddy duddy hall.
Im now in the Coed "Advocates for Social Justice and Equality" hall.


Immediately print flyers for your nascent George W. Bush and Andrew Jackson fanclub.
   
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Ok, Some research, Im not in a hall like that. The College im affliated with has an emphasis on Social Justice(In UCSC you are affiliated with a college `1-10, im ten, and they are focused on social justice )

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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Ok, Some research, Im not in a hall like that. The College im affliated with has an emphasis on Social Justice(In UCSC you are affiliated with a college `1-10, im ten, and they are focused on social justice )


So what, you don't want to set up a George W. Bush fanclub, is what you are saying?
   
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The Great State of Texas

Clearly you need a banner for your window that says "everything went to hell when women got the vote." I'm sure harmless shenanigans will ensue.*

* Don't do this. You may be killed.

Edit: on the side, when driving five teenage women to homecoming I was party to their conversation. Yes! They are as mean, petty and manipulative as I had thought. Teenage boy conversations are nothing to their wrath. Intel!

EDITII: five teenage girls are easily cowed by smiling mountain dog and wiener dog. The smile on Rodney's and Rusty's face when I return from church and find them both getting their bellies rubbed..priceless.

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

 Frazzled wrote:
Clearly you need a banner for your window that says "everything went to hell when women got the vote." I'm sure harmless shenanigans will ensue.*

* Don't do this. You may be killed.

Edit: on the side, when driving five teenage women to homecoming I was party to their conversation. Yes! They are as mean, petty and manipulative as I had thought. Teenage boy conversations are nothing to their wrath. Intel!

EDITII: five teenage girls are easily cowed by smiling mountain dog and wiener dog. The smile on Rodney's and Rusty's face when I return from church and find them both getting their bellies rubbed..priceless.


None can resist the Wiener dog rouse.

You have trained them well as sleeper agents.

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