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So, this was interesting:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/08/uwe-boll-has-meltdown-following-failed-kickstarter

I'll admit that I didn't even know he tried launching something via Kickstarter...

Uwe Boll is a fething legend...maybe a moron. I'm not sure.

He says he's done with crowd funding.. but he was supposed to be done with making films (after a petition gained 1m signatures).

Good, he's made enough gak.

Fantastic. dont really need more of that.

It's his own dumb fault for not using Indiegogo!

 Necros wrote:
It's his own dumb fault for not using Indiegogo!

He did, but it failed there as well.

His accent and swearing are much more amusing than that movie

On the other hand we now have a frustrated, rejected German artist with a grudge against the world. We should watch him to make sure he stays away from politics

Please tell me this man has been properly sterilized as to not spread his daemonseed into an undeserving world. Seriously. Man is not well. He makes Mitt Romney seem sane by comparison!!

"It looks like nobody gives a gak about Rampage 3, so maybe I shouldn't do it then."

YES, that's the message you genius!

 Iron_Captain wrote:

 Necros wrote:
It's his own dumb fault for not using Indiegogo!

He did, but it failed there as well.

His accent and swearing are much more amusing than that movie

On the other hand we now have a frustrated, rejected German artist with a grudge against the world. We should watch him to make sure he stays away from politics

Aand that just made me choke on my tea. Thanks for that

It's better than what usually causes you to choke...

 MrDwhitey wrote:
It's better than what usually causes you to choke...

Are we really going to do this now, Dwhitey? In front of everybody?

Probably not, or motyak will beat me again. :(

Also Boll is an idiot.

Nah, your safe for the day, Motyak beats me later today.

I have beatings for all who step out of line. I'm an equal opportunity beater.

This conversation would make a better movie than anything Boll has ever done. I'm getting kind of a Lynch/MacLachlan vibe.

Honestly, I'm surprised. I thought terrible movies was what people paid him for

To play Boll's advocate, Postal wasn't a bad movie

I am not a fan of Uwe Boll, but credit where credit is due. Postal was the best movie adaptation of a video game, ever. Rampage was actually a pretty solid movie. And In the Name of the King was kind of fun.

Good riddance to this fething idiot. Seriously, who keeps trying to give him money for his gakky films??!!

What a tool

He may have a veiled point about courruption in Hollywood and how award shows are gak somewhere in his idiot rant but honestly 'Iron man never existing' - what? Like most of his filmography based on utter gak that as well never existed

'We have to kill the fething rich' - says a man who just admitted he has enough money to play golf until he's dead

The whiney egotistical 'I'm an artist/visionary' self deluded mole hill of human ineptitude that is Uwe never ceases to amaze me. 'Rampage 3 is an important movie' Yeah, about as important as your next game of golf you fleshy crotch sack of fail

Well, hopefully the world's one true nightmare of a Michael Bay produced, Uwe Boll directed feature will never take shape

As an aside I always put his films (all of them) in the 'so bad they're almost good' category, but who am I kidding? At best they're watchable gak that mean about as much as a piece of lint IMHO

I am always surprised as how he, for someone who's been living in the US for quite a few years now, manages to keep such an amazingly bad accent. At this point, I wonder if he's faking it for comedical purpose.

I have to admit I've never heard of this guy.

I looked at his IMDB and then realized why....

Never heard of him - should I have?

 Mr Morden wrote:
Never heard of him - should I have?

Only if you like gakky movie adaptations from video games, apparently . His highest rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes has a 25%.....

And here's the overview critique on his worst, Alone in the Dark, which received a 1%:

Critics Consensus: Inept on almost every level, Alone in the Dark may not work as a thriller, but it's good for some head-slapping, incredulous laughter.

Now if only we can get people to stop giving Michael Bay money

 Iron_Captain wrote:

 Necros wrote:
It's his own dumb fault for not using Indiegogo!

He did, but it failed there as well.

His accent and swearing are much more amusing than that movie

On the other hand we now have a frustrated, rejected German artist with a grudge against the world. We should watch him to make sure he stays away from politics

This is a good point. The Slavic in me has a sudden desire to go lie down in a ditch with a PPS 41 and a nice bottle of Vodka. For the Motherland!

This guy is a fething legend !

Some years ago he was getting such bad reviews on some online blogs/film review sites that he challenged a bunch of them to a boxing match.

They agreed, obviously didn't know that he had been in a boxing team in the army in his younger days..

I will challenge anyone, anywhere as long as I get to choose the weapons.


I challenge you sir with...chocolate cake! No matter who loses...I WIN!

Wouldn't chocolate cake be poisonous for your weenier body?

 Desubot wrote:
Wouldn't chocolate cake be poisonous for your weenier body?

I have built up an immunity through years of exposure to small amounts.