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Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Lord-General would be close behind though, and he would be a lot more human than an Astartes.


How dare you insult the God-Emperor's holy children. The Lord General is on Terra right now, dude.

Wait, which Lord General?


They/them

 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Just checked the index but I couldn't find a lord general but i think Vanden's one ? The scotsman with the fancy moustache

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Lord-General would be close behind though, and he would be a lot more human than an Astartes.


How dare you insult the God-Emperor's holy children. The Lord General is on Terra right now, dude.

Wait, which Lord General?


Isn't the Lord General a member of the HLoT?

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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Lord-General would be close behind though, and he would be a lot more human than an Astartes.


How dare you insult the God-Emperor's holy children. The Lord General is on Terra right now, dude.

Wait, which Lord General?


Isn't the Lord General a member of the HLoT?

No Lord General.

There's the Lord Commander of the Segmentum Solar, or the Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard, but no Lord General. Pavus was a Lord General, both being a Lord and in command of a standing Imperial army.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Lord-General would be close behind though, and he would be a lot more human than an Astartes.


How dare you insult the God-Emperor's holy children. The Lord General is on Terra right now, dude.

Wait, which Lord General?


Isn't the Lord General a member of the HLoT?

No Lord General.

There's the Lord Commander of the Segmentum Solar, or the Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard, but no Lord General. Pavus was a Lord General, both being a Lord and in command of a standing Imperial army.


This is why I play Marines. If you ever need to know the inner hierarchy of the Astartes, come ask me.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Lord-General would be close behind though, and he would be a lot more human than an Astartes.


How dare you insult the God-Emperor's holy children. The Lord General is on Terra right now, dude.

Wait, which Lord General?


Isn't the Lord General a member of the HLoT?

No Lord General.

There's the Lord Commander of the Segmentum Solar, or the Lord Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard, but no Lord General. Pavus was a Lord General, both being a Lord and in command of a standing Imperial army.


This is why I play Marines. If you ever need to know the inner hierarchy of the Astartes, come ask me.

Oh, I've got that too. I just pick up fluff for practically every faction, and it just sticks. Besides, Ultras were my first army anyhow, Space Marines are probably the one I know best


They/them

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Ja, Lord General Henri McFallus. Not Lord Commander lol

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So I received the 3rd edition Guard codex today, and I've been flipping through it for some inspiration for my Guard army and it's given me some ideas regarding my Guard army in this Crusade

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I just realized that at top speed, a Valkyrie goes 305m a second. That's pretty fethed tbh, cause in Space Engineers(One of my fav games), the top speed is 104m/s, and even then, that's pretty fething fast.

Guess I'm going to have to rethink my entire piece...

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Is that your latest piece or one you are working on now ?

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Swoosh swoosh, motherfether, gotta go fast

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Primarchs are a mistake
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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So I have a question for you guys. Would anyone care overly much if I did a bit of a retcon for my Guard and made them a primarily infantry based regiment (with some Sentinel support) and maybe changed the commander? I've used Taylor more than once already

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I'd say go for it.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Drive on WK, no complaints from me

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

A little late, but I made this for Chazz.

Spoiler:

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Is that your latest piece or one you are working on now ?


The one I am working on now.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I just realized that at top speed, a Valkyrie goes 305m a second. That's pretty fethed tbh, cause in Space Engineers(One of my fav games), the top speed is 104m/s, and even then, that's pretty fething fast.


Dude. Did you just cite Space Engineers? We need to swap steam account info, I'm in need some someone to play on that with

Also: A few steps to having fun in Space Engineers:

1: Obtain a mod that takes the limit off of the top speed.

2: Build a large ship and fill it full of gravity generators that all point forwards, and artificial mass blocks.

3: Turn them all on.

4: Crash the game.

5: Profit!

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The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

feth yes mate. I got the limiter set at 800m/s for small ships, and 400m/s for big ones. But I was talking about the vanilla game, because my computer usually gaks itself when fast ship meets asteroid, and 800m/s means that that happens often, cause I usually don't have any side thrusters because I am dumb.

I also enjoy ramming ships. So, I am basically Kharne.

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





I used to ramp up the max speed, but then I kept running into my own missiles, so that wasn't fun

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I also enjoy ramming ships. So, I am basically Kharne.


I have at least three ships designed just to ram things.

I think there's a little Kharne in all of us. Just waiting to ram really big things with slightly less big things.

Anyways, I'm trying my luck against Irish's forces. Wish me luck!

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The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Gorgrim did a good Kharne maneuver to start the crusade. He rammed an entire chunk of the space hulk into the moon.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

By, I enjoy ramming ships, I mean I made a troop transport that rams a ship, then inserts a 9x9 cube of warheads, then injects a payload of hunter drones after the explosion goes off.

fething brilliant when it works, but it uses rotors and pistons, so you know what happens.

Also good luck

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
By, I enjoy ramming ships, I mean I made a troop transport that rams a ship, then inserts a 9x9 cube of warheads, then injects a payload of hunter drones after the explosion goes off.

fething brilliant when it works, but it uses rotors and pistons, so you know what happens.

Also good luck


Dude. That's pretty fantastic. I've got to see it in action.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Gorgrim did a good Kharne maneuver to start the crusade. He rammed an entire chunk of the space hulk into the moon.


True that... Not many things, other than orks and apparently nids, can crash a space ship into a moon and walk out going "Just as planned"

Side note: Hannibal has Gorgrim to thank for his rise to power I wonder what's going to happen when he figures that out

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The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I gots the blueprint ready


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So since I'm getting back into the swing of things, where are the general Xeno/Chaos threats now? I don't want specifics, because that would be meta gaming, but I'd like to have a general direction I can send my Guard in

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Not Cogger.


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You're real funny Vanden, the Hammer of the Emperor will fall upon you soon

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Fook off, you're gunna live with me, you better bring manners

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well then. Should we politely team up and go after Palleus and his Orks?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





I would like to take this moment and remind the imperium that Hannibal and his unconscious self is still unknown to the imperium. I've just been bashing other greenskin heads in.

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well my soon to be named Guard are heading down to the main planet soon, I'm hoping I'll run into you down there at some point. Lots of good fighting...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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