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Good grief.

oh look, an answer to a question no one asked... thanks Prodos...

I have no issue with gratuitous boobage, as long as it makes sense.

6-inch thick steel plate armour around the limbs, and naked flesh on the torso (and all the squishy vital organs it contains) in a sci-fi game with loads of bullets and gribbly plague demons does not make sense, and looks very, very dumb.

You know for once, GW putting on their "litigious bully" hat and suing this out of existence would actually be doing everybody a favour.

Ye gads it's terrible, especially the Titminators. I mean they're all pretty bad with the silly bowling ball boobs, but they are just stunningly stupid. These aren't even cheesecake, just replacing the chestplate of a big blocky suit of armour with a bikini top isn't "sexy".

The models would actually be pretty damn good if they were wearing chestplates that matched the rest of their armour.

God knows why they opted for nipple plate and bolted on tits on everything.

I mean, seriously, how can they feth up this badly?.

Somewhere in the world doc thunder is getting very excited at the prospect of these.

I like Mama Nurgle... but those hammer chicks.... No.

Just... no.

They are just plain stupid.

The Auld Grump

Paolo Parente: "Jeez, Prodos. Might want to tone it down a notch."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nice joke prodos.....this is a joke right?

I'm not normally so quick to judge but i believe this to be trash :/

AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

No come on, this is a parody right?

People have been asking for female Stormcast Eternals.

There you have it.

Who is Archon Studio?

 Dark Severance wrote:
Who is Archon Studio?

A group that have clearly misjudged their target audience.

This is the stupidest gak I've ever seen. I feel dumber for having looked at them.

What the... What? This is... Terrible.

Unless the plot is about the quest for the missing chestpieces, this a miss for me. It's possible to make sexy models without looking dumb. When people say they want female models without boobplate, you can't address it by just taking off the boobplate.

 H.B.M.C. wrote:

 Dark Severance wrote:
Who is Archon Studio?

A group that have clearly misjudged their target audience.

I dunno, something tells me that this will sell like hot cakes to a certain type of teenage boy as well as those individuals who absolutely want sexualisd female space marines...

 zedmeister wrote:


I dunno, something tells me that this will sell like hot cakes to a certain type of teenage boy as well as those individuals who absolutely want sexualisd female space marines...

I'm guessing it'll be too expensive for the average teenager to get. Honestly, if I was a teenager interested in this set, I'd be too embarrassed to ask my parents to buy it for me. Then again, I guess people who understand shame aren't their target demo either.

Clearly they jumped on the available trademark and now are trying to make it look like gak in hopes people will think it's GW and be turned off of them. Plus I can't link the pick of the special preorder figure, but my eyes are burning now. Duct tape nipple armor .

I thought the top two terminators looked really good - till your eye scrolls down and sees the others and confirms that it isn't tight fitting armor-plates - it is in fact bikini space armor.

Kind of a shame really.

The Troll is strong with this one.

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

No come on, this is a parody right?

Honestly that was my initial thought. I mean it just seems like a giant poke in the bear's eye. GW not keeping up trademarks/copyrights? Let's use Space Crusade! Man a lot of 40k players want new sisters or female marines. Let's do it!

Perhaps they saw how well HQ25 is doing and decided to get in on that action.

...ok, then. This is very, very terribad.

This is one of those "This is bad, and you should feel bad if you like it" kind of things, isn't it?

 Alpharius wrote:
This is one of those "This is bad, and you should feel bad if you like it" kind of things, isn't it?

Yes, like a bus crash, everyone slows down to see the carnage. There will be people who buy it just because it's so bad, and then the boob collectors .

 Alpharius wrote:
This is one of those "This is bad, and you should feel bad if you like it" kind of things, isn't it?

Well, I wouldn't really go that far, but... what's the point really. I mean, when we're in a world where, you know, the internet exists, and there's perfectly good porn out there, if you want it?

Or at least, porn that doesn't look stupid...

 JoeRugby wrote:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nice joke prodos.....this is a joke right?

I was honestly surprised when the release date turned out to be something other than April 1st.


There are bits of goodness in there... But as a whole, my God, what were they thinking?

I know Games Workshop games have always been somewhat tongue in cheek and cheesy, but I don't think a full on parody of a game is going to work as an actual game of its own. Especially when it only really has one joke. Though, people bought miniatures of flying butts, right? So who knows.