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2016/06/29 05:21:10
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
The game can be played with Dreadsocks alone, if agreed between opponents.
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2016/06/30 02:08:15
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Agreed.
If the game is played with only Dreadsocks, victory is determined by the person to cough up a tooth last.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 02:25:11
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Agreed.
Once per game players may toss a dreadsock up in the air as a form of "artillery" . Models hit by the sock are removed from play as casualties.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/30 05:32:31
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
Opponents may be removed as casualties as well.
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2016/07/01 00:09:12
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Veto.
Players may try to assassinate enemy models before the game if they pay an appropriate points cost.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/01 05:11:34
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
Players may attempt to assassinate opponents before the game.
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2016/07/01 12:30:38
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Agreed.
However, since they cannot be removed as a casualty, they still retain command of their army, and must be used as a terrain piece.
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2016/07/01 18:38:06
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Agreed
The terrain counts as dangerous.
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There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty. - Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov
In an Imperium of a million worlds, what is the death of one world in the cause of purity?~Inquisition credo
He who allows the alien to live, shares its crime of existence. ~Inquisitor Apollyon
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2016/07/01 18:45:06
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Veto.
Killing your opponent is legal only on days that end in "y"
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/09 14:49:07
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Veto.
You may use Nerf Guns for 100 points per dart to shoot enemy models.
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2016/07/12 02:52:07
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Agreed.
Units may place devious traps in terrain
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/12 03:04:49
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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Agreed.
But every trap must be referred to as a "Booby Trap" at every opprotunity. If you fail to call them "Booby Traps" your opponent makes a "Booby Trap" and triggers it on you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 06:22:11
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Iron Warriors 
Dark Eldar 
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2016/07/12 07:14:37
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
Bonus points for incorporating real boobies into your trap.
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2016/07/14 12:47:12
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Agreed.
While attempting to make your units stop fleeing the battlefield, you must wear a Commissar's hat. Else you have no authority.
[Anyone wanna do a rules summary?]
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2016/07/14 14:52:48
Subject: Re:Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Agreed.
The game must also incorporate transgender boobies and boobplates, so it is inclusive of the LGBTX community.
Rules Summery:
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2016/07/14 15:48:28
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Agreed,
but only if all he/she is replaced by THE BEAUTIFUL SEXGOD.
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2016/07/14 16:16:04
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Agreed.
Players are henceforth to be referred to by Slaaneshi euphemisms.
You beautiful sods.
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2016/07/18 03:40:23
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Agreed.
Failure to be respectful during a game is punishable by Dreadsock
That summary though..
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/18 03:40:35
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 06:18:55
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
Troops may be made from bacon.
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2016/07/18 06:58:03
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Veto, bacon is for eats.
Troops may be made out of lego, however.
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2016/07/18 17:26:14
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Veto.
Players may set down Legos on the battlefield as dangerous terrain
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/18 17:33:10
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Agreed.
Players can build fortifications out of the lego, which do not count as 'dangerous terrain' if it is well built and structured.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/19 08:09:52
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
Terrain must be able to pass the Dreadnaught in a sock test before being valid for use.
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2016/07/22 17:22:09
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Agreed.
If players wish to start a new faction they must send in a written request to the store owner
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/22 17:53:18
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 War Kitten wrote:Agreed.
If players wish to start a new faction they must send in a written request to the store owner
Agreed.
All store owners must follow a strict set of guidelines written by Matt Ward for this game.
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2016/07/22 18:10:35
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Veto.
The guidelines must then be burnt at the stake for the overwhelming HERESY they commit by existing.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/22 19:02:24
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Veto.
Ward has possessed my ability to write in this thread.
Kaldor Draigo is a character in this game, by making a cameo from the 40k-verse, due to pwning the warp so much.
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2016/07/23 04:40:25
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Agreed.
When characters die in this game, they are stricken from the record books and may not be used again.
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2016/07/23 07:41:49
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Agreed.
Draigo is, however, unkillable.
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2016/07/24 15:12:46
Subject: Lets make: a tabletop game!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Agreed.
Ward is one the deities in the game's universe
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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~2800 points 