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We need some 'zing' in this

*drops a full clip of bolts in the still*

I add some puree of Great White Shark.

I add a smidgen of Tyranid digestive fluid, to give it a bit more kick.

(And that's a metric smidgen mind you)

Hmm...

Digestive juice. Kick.

Il very carefully add some nitro glycerine.
That give it kick.

I add a leg for a bit of extra kick.

 WarbossDakka wrote:
I add a leg for a bit of extra kick.

Have an exalt for that one

I add 10 Lemons. Whole

Sour....
Lots of lemons.

Il drop in a vial of some sugar to balance it out and a nice bit of orange food colouring.

Now... So who wants to drink this mix?
Anyone brave ernough?

Ooc there's a little bit of mix at end of previous page

Why is this thrust upon a poor soul as such as myself?

Bottoms up!

*licks lips* Ahh my tongue got kicked and turned a solid shade of orange . Now that we got that out of the way, the digestive fluid completely savaged my tongue. Ow,ow,ow.

How bout this be called Orange is The New Kick?? Any suggestions?

I prefer Clockwork Facekick myself

Next drink!

I'll add some water with a big of sugar mixed in. Now it's all up to you lot

Lets make this one sweeter, we did sour.

Il drop in some Belgium chockate, a fondue mix and marshmallows.

Ouch, that drink sounded painful. Lets leave it in the pile of all the other drinks we've ruined. Being all of them.

Can't be too sweet, or it will overpower the taste. I add some ginger.

I'll dump in a tin of g-fuel.

Mix... Nom alcoholic...

No can t do.
Il drop in this 2 litre tankard of genuine ferasian ale.

The Ale adds a bitter hoppy taste, aren't we trying to make this one sweeter?

I drop in a handmade mothers day card.

Let's make this too sweet, so I put in all my mother's love into the mix to work in synergy with the card that TheManWithNoPlam put in.

I throw in TheManWithNoPlan's profile picture.

Id dive in and see what 12,800 posts do to a mix but meant to be nice... So

Il drop in the contents of a large tin of chockate biscuits and chuck it through the blender

The blending has certainly helped with the texture. It's still a bit gritty and fibrous from the solid ingredients, though. Anyone know a way to smooth it out a bit?

Smooth... Smooth..

Lemma add some smooth new Orleans jazz music escense. Cheery stuff, not blues escense....

That should do the trick...

And to top it off. A dancing Michael Jackson robot on floats to smooth criminal...

Now its its smooth...
Who wants to put the smooth concoction gliding down there throat?

I can hardly feel it go down my gullet. Plenty sweet too, with an undertone of alcohol.

It is now two minutes after consumption and I can't feel my face. Maybe a bit less Fenrisian Ale next time?

Now what for a name? I'm thinking of calling it The Really Good Time.

 TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
I can hardly feel it go down my gullet. Plenty sweet too, with an undertone of alcohol.

It is now two minutes after consumption and I can't feel my face. Maybe a bit less Fenrisian Ale next time?

Now what for a name? I'm thinking of calling it The Really Good Time.

Man, one of those would sound nice. The smooth and sweet would be greatly appreciated by my raw, pained throat. Oh well. Time for another brew. I'll start it off with the essence of a tar pit, complete with struggling mammoth.

That was the smallest ferasian you could buy.

Tar... Tar sounds a rough base.

How about some spice.
The spice must always flow..

*drops I a vial of spice*

I put in a Phoenix Down.

I mix the concoction by tossing in a hand grenade.

The shrapnel will dissolve eventually, right?

Ill put in an anonymous mask I guess. Let me see if I can hack into our still that we are using.........................

Il throw in 12,886 dakka posts...

Wonder what they do...

I add in a whole bottle of Everclear.

I put in 2016 in general. Sorry for destroying the mix

I believe its salvageable...

Il drop something cheerful in there.
This. Drops in a potion that transforms you into a a random happy form for a few seconds.

Let's put in the Pokémon Eevee so we can change forms