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2016/12/20 03:46:10
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
I'll pour in some liquefied ghost chilis, drink it if you dare!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
2016/12/20 13:02:07
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
A small vial of polyjuice potion, and this old hair I found on a bar stool..
Lets play
Who wanna drink?
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2016/12/25 13:10:11
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Blegh! All that salt is absolutely disgusting! Also, I hate you all, you bunch of passive aggressive pretentious internet
Seriously, don't drink that, unless you want to get banned permanently on these forums. Name please?
Spoiler:
Just a quick note in case I am busy enjoying Christmas - next round will be a Christmas special! Go absolutely crazy with it, even add more than one ingredient at a time - the only rule is that the ingredients must be festive themed Merry Christmas to you all!
G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark
Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint!
2016/12/25 15:02:41
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
A bottle of brandy to start, and ... Hmm..
I know!
A good tipple of some Christmas magic and joy!
Let this drink be merry and boozey!
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2016/12/25 20:32:09
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
Mr_Rose wrote: Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
2016/12/28 10:43:42
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Il add some mince pies and a copy of 1947 miracle on 34th street.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2016/12/28 11:41:27
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
A full helping of Christmas dinner (turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, sprouts, parsnips, potatoes, cauliflower cheese, gravy, red cabbage). Blend it all up and in it goes
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
2016/12/28 11:44:07
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2017/01/06 00:55:06
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Add in some Christmas cookies for God's sake!
There!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
2017/01/06 01:36:50
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Ok.. So I'm...how much... I'm gonna.a.. *splits into humans from sheer amount of food *
So.. Nutmeg.. Ooh brandy... Gah oh no... ... And the egg nog.... Did you even read the date on that gak!
Wait.. Did you hear drumming?
We gonna go..
*runs off to bathroom with food clone*
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2017/01/13 18:47:24
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Since jhes going to be punishing the porcelain for a while what do you say we make a new drink?
I'll start by putting some moonshine in the glass
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
2017/01/13 18:51:11
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Turns out the food clone not permanent. Bad news they break down into... Well you might wanna clean that.. With a melta bomb..
*drops a nurgling in and blends till it stops screaming and then blends some more. *
Good news.. I dealt with the nurgling the egg nog spawned.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2017/01/14 03:18:28
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
I throw in a Brimstone Horror and blend it up. It's about time we had a hot drink in here!
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
Mr_Rose wrote: Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
2017/01/14 04:52:20
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
And.. Because Russian communism the best kind. Acorsing to the poster.
Il add a sample of Stalins moustache..
Ooh. It does make it rather red...
Is that blood red or comunist red...
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2017/01/18 04:36:16
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
2017/01/19 18:27:01
Subject: Re:Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
Il drop in Justin beibers soul....
Why I bought that... Il never know!
Ooh.. Now that's a scary mix!
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2017/01/20 20:26:59
Subject: Essence of Geek - a co-operative Drink Making Game
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
passive aggressive 
Merry Christmas to you all!
~15000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: 
~1900 | Imperial Knights: 
~2000 | Sisters of Battle: 
~3500 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1200 | Tyranids: 
~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: 
