Switch Theme:

Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






 Ghaz wrote:
pgmason wrote:
Clash of the Titans.

Princess Andromeda gets taken to the swamp each night to be with Calibos.

Effects were by Harryhausen, which is probably why you thought it might be a Sinbad film.


Yep.




Why didn’t I know that? I have that film. I love that film. How could I not know that?

Sod it. I’m blaming the remake.

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in us
Lieutenant General





Florence, KY

If I were you, I'd blame Bubo (who had a cameo in the remake)...


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2023/10/13 23:25:34


'It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents
cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable
defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.'

- Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim
 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






The remake makes Bubo look like Shaft.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2023/10/14 07:28:47


Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
We just watched that. It really holds up, especially the Medusa scene.


heck yes. And Calibos, with the mix of make-up/mask/prosthetics and stop motion still is very effective as a scary baddie.



Right, how come I never watched Six String Samurai (1998) before?
I was looking for either of the documentaries on Streets of Fire (Rumble on the Lot and Shotguns and Six-Strings). Couldn't find either, but I did find Six String Samurai. And watched it, and liked it a lot. What a fun film to look at, what a fun film to listen to. If this had been made 15 years later I'd probably dislike it a lot, but then if it had been made 15 years later it would have been very different.

It's a post-apocalyptic USA, there's been an atomic war, Russia turned the US into a wasteland (and vice versa, most probably), so everybody is stuck in 1957, but with lots of dirt on them. The Six-String Samuari has to get to Lost Vegas to play a gig and become the new King Elvis of the city, but DEATH is on his heels. And that's it really.

It's very low-budget, even though it cost 20million dollars in 1998. I guess that there are a few things which make it look cheaper than it actually is, like the ADR'd dialogue (assumedly because 90% of the film takes place in a windy desert) and because it pays hommage to a lot of 50s sci-fi stuff I think. There must be a ton more references to the history of US rock&rock music and guitar playing, many of which go over my head because that's stuff I don't know as much about as I should.

The guy who plays the Six-String Samurai Buddy was an excellent pick for the role, because he's a martial arts fella and does a great job at all the actiony things. The kid was way un-annoying, which isn't typical for a 1990s US film production.

That's a film I can not help appreciating endlessly, despite all the stuff that's less than perfect about it.
Watch It. (it's on youtube. Don't worry about the distortion in the beginning; that isn't a thing to mislead copyright algorithms, that's a stylistic choice for the first 2 minutes or so of the film)

There I was looking for documentaries about the greatest Rock & Roll Fable ever made and ran into the greatest Post-apocalyptic Rock&Roll action film of all time.



edit: oh, and last night I watched about half of Hard Rain. Plot and all of that aside, the whole set design is pretty amazing. Imagine how they'd do that nowadays. Also: Not sure I've ever seen Betty White in a feature film aside from this one.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2023/10/15 13:38:26


   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

I saw the trailer for Six String Samurai back in ‘97 or ‘98, downloaded it on my computer. I waited for the movie, but never saw any ads on TV or in the papers, nor any reviews. I figured it was just one of those fake trailers made by fans. Now that I know it’s real I’ll have to find it.

   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






That sounds exactly my sort of low budget mental!

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

Yeah, it seems like it had a bit of a rough development, but very interesting indeed. Made a trailer on no budget to shop it around, then got 2 million dollars from an upstart film publisher, and went on to make the film with a no-budget-mentality on everything, but convinced that they have to shoot in Death Valley. They had whole crews take off due to the rough shooting, had some people go down with heat strokes, etc. It was shown at festivals, got rave reviews from indie people. Less great reviews from more basic critics, and it only got a very, very limited release in cinemas in the US, and went straight to video/dvd elsewhere as far as I read.

It seems to be a unique thing, that film. I really enjoyed it though. I like a bit of the old rock&roll music. And the 90s. And things which aren't boring.
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaPP00uNkNI


Where was Jeffrey Falcon when they did the Max Payne film!?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2023/10/15 16:54:27


   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Gotta watch a Friday the 13th film on Friday the 13th, right? I went with Friday the 13th (2009). It was fine. The lack of anything remotely new or interesting is balanced against a mostly likable cast of hapless teenagers. Jason is suitably menacing. Hard to imagine a more average movie.

   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

I didn't think of watching Friday the 13th for Friday the 13th but I did binge Rose Red after learning it as on Hulu.

Old miniseries based on Haunting of Hill House from King and Spielberg. Development hell project but it has a certain charm to it. Very much akin to the myriad of King adaptations from the 80s and 90s.

If your into that sort of cheesy horror it can be a fun nostalgia trip but I'd hesitate to call it good.

   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

Sigur, did they say why they had to film in Death Valley? It’s bizarre when there are similar deserts right next door that aren’t deadly hot, like “Star Wars Canyon”, Alabama Hills, and not too far away, Vazquez Rocks. Was Death Valley part of the story?

Thanks for the link, though! Hopefully I’ll get a chance to watch it tomorrow afternoon.

   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork






As said earlier I wasn't able to watch Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th because it got rained out but will be leaving shortly to see them (part 2 and 3) tonight. Sadly they can't do the 3D version of 3 but it will still be a fun time.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
Made in us
Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

Random question from a page back, is Ghost Ship the one with the killer opening on the dance floor where they have to cut the scene a little short?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2023/10/16 14:37:04


Support Blood and Spectacles Publishing:
https://www.patreon.com/Bloodandspectaclespublishing 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






That’s the badger!

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Sigur, did they say why they had to film in Death Valley? It’s bizarre when there are similar deserts right next door that aren’t deadly hot, like “Star Wars Canyon”, Alabama Hills, and not too far away, Vazquez Rocks. Was Death Valley part of the story?

Thanks for the link, though! Hopefully I’ll get a chance to watch it tomorrow afternoon.


I have no idea. It sounds like one of the last places on earth where I'd wanna shoot a film. IIRCaccording to the article I read the filmmakers said they went there (unburdened by stuff like a script) because any direction you aim the camera there you get a beautiful shot. Maybe it was just a very "dedicated filmmaker" thing they felt they had to do, or it's just part of the sales pitch for the trailer.

   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork






Between Saturday and Sunday the Drive-In changed the screen showing the Friday the 13th films to the Taylor Swift concert film so I didn't get to see them again. The breadth and width of my sorrow is uncalculable but if I had to I would give it about a four.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

I watched the last third of The House that Jack Built, because it was on TV last night.

I think that according to reviews I got the best part of the film. It was rather impressive and scary and a bit funny and darned cool in the very end. Matt Dylan can look eerily like a 50/50 mix of Jim Carrey and Willem Dafoe.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2023/10/17 10:05:47


   
Made in de
Huge Bone Giant






 Sigur wrote:
Right, how come I never watched Six String Samurai (1998) before?
I was looking for either of the documentaries on Streets of Fire (Rumble on the Lot and Shotguns and Six-Strings). Couldn't find either, but I did find Six String Samurai. And watched it, and liked it a lot. What a fun film to look at, what a fun film to listen to. If this had been made 15 years later I'd probably dislike it a lot, but then if it had been made 15 years later it would have been very different.


You can probably add that if the movie had been made fifteen years later, it would have been too late to inspire (a part of) Fallout New Vegas. Which I have every reason to believe that it did.

It's a really fun movie. Especially if you like Fallout, I'd say you shouldn't give Six-String Samurai a miss any more than A Boy and His Dog.

Nehekhara lives! Sort of!
Why is the rum always gone? 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

I’m about halfway through Six String Samurai and loving it. It’s a great example of how style and passion can more than make up for a low budget.


I don’t think it was all filmed in Death Valley, though. Some of it looks like Palm Springs, and the areas north of Joshua Tree. Fantastic use of location so far.

   
Made in us
Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

Devotion

The story of a black Corsair, carrier pilot in the US Navy during the Korean war.

I would say it is surprisingly flat. A good performance by the main lead, but the script just wasn't there. The action scenes are also surprisingly tepid too.

For warbird fans, you get to see some loving shots of F4F Bearcats, Corsairs, A-1 Skyraiders, and a Mig-15. A surprisingly short list really.

Slumber Party Massacre II

Why did I watch this? I was sick, that's why.

80's cheese, but not good in anyway, shape or form.


Support Blood and Spectacles Publishing:
https://www.patreon.com/Bloodandspectaclespublishing 
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

@Geifer: Oh yes, I'm rather sure it did inspire Fallout to some degree. Must have.


 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
I’m about halfway through Six String Samurai and loving it. It’s a great example of how style and passion can more than make up for a low budget.


I don’t think it was all filmed in Death Valley, though. Some of it looks like Palm Springs, and the areas north of Joshua Tree. Fantastic use of location so far.


Yeah, it's a pretty rad film. I was rather positive you'd like it.
Funny thing i just realized days later: Buddy's dialogue especially sounding way ADR'd may be to make him sound like a dubbed samurai.


edit: Oh, last night I witnessed a proper abomination: A TV version of Demolition Man (we all love demolition man, don't we. And it's eery how prophetic that film is ), cut to fit the "FSK12" mold (comparable to PG13, maybe a bit harsher). The cut is a few years old, done by a German private tv channel. It's just horrifying. They cut like 6 minutes from the film. I've seen Demolition Man a few times, and it threw me each time. Okay, I get that maybe they cut the eye thing, but in many cases they cut absurdly tame stuff like the virtual sex images in Stallone's head. They just put the things on their heads, Bullock tells Stallone to relax, cut, Stallone tears the thing from his head, asking what's going on. And in many other cases the cuts are way hard and disorienting and it's all a very traumatic experience to be honest.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2023/10/18 22:31:59


   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

Reminds me of Patton Oswalt’s bit on Clean Filth, how it’s so much more disturbing than actual swearing.

   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Gosh I do miss TV Edits of movies.

In the U.K., whilst many violent scenes were cut, I usually didn’t know/notice until I saw them on DVD in their true format.

The swear editing was always hilarious though. Mother Father, Money Farmer, Melon Farmer, Fdam, Muddy Funster. You get the drift.

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in gb
Utilizing Careful Highlighting





Tried watching The Bad Guys last night, but didn't get more than 10 minutes into it.
Thought it was going to be similar to Zootopia, but a small gang of anthropomorphised animals being uncatchable criminals in an, apparently, mostly human world caused my brain to rebel.
Don't know if it gets explained later on, but it was just too much nonsense for me.
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

Life (2017)

Astronauts on the ISS pick up samples of stuff taken from mars, discover a single-celled alien organism and want to make it do stuff.

Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson, Ryan Reynolds and others are playing astronauts. Ryan Reynolds annoyed me a little, because he was Ryan Reynoldsing around, "referencing" ReAnimator, calling himself a "nerd". There are so few eligable professions to be depicted as adults left; astronauts should be among them. I'm not against the obligatory "sitting around a table, being human" scenes, but when we're looking at a first contact thing with alien life and such it's not the right moment.

Anyway. The actors do a perfectly fine job. Gyllenhaal works alright, refraining from grimacing, being more dweeby and not the commander. Overall I liked the characters alright.

Overall it's a perfectly OK space alien thriller. Cool to see a film taking place on the ISS; I know so little about it (apart from the fact that it's really cool) that the depiction worked great for me, and the film basically all happening in zero G is also very cool.

Spoiler:
The alien looks pretty cool very early on and proper icky in the very end, but for the most part it looks a bit too much like a CGI thing. It's not annoying or taking you out of the film, but it could have felt a bit more visceral I think. I really liked the "weightiness" of it in some scenes thuogh. When it grabs stuff and such.

In terms of logic, I'm sure there's lots of problems. The alien climbing around on the hull of the space station was a bit ..surprising. It's pretty cold out there, it's pretty hard to maneuvre out there, surely pressure would do things to it, and it was established early on that it needs oxygen. Oh well.

The kills are pretty gnarly by the way, without being all too gratuitous.

The ending is right out of the sci-fi alien in space thriller textbook, but it's okay.


A perfectly OK film, that. Watch It, if you wanna see a tense sci-fi space film. Probably more enjoyable if you aren't all too familiar with the genre. I liked the 'realistic' setting.

   
Made in gb
Leader of the Sept







It has a lot of poor decision making, but it is pretty good.

Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka




NE Ohio, USA

I saw A Haunting in Venice the other day.

On its own it was.... ok.
But since I paid for it I found it slightly below average.
If you don't ever see it? You won't have missed anything.
If you are inclined to see it though? Wait for it to come onto your streaming service of choice & save yourself the price of the tkt.
   
Made in at
Posts with Authority





Vienna, Austria

That's the new Kenneth Brannagh Agatha Christie one? Like usual, but with more ghosts (for the spoopy season), right?

   
Made in ca
Ragin' Ork Dreadnought




Monarchy of TBD

I watched The Pyramid, (2014). It was okay, a pretty standard lost in a pyramid film. It hit all the expected elements of a mummies curse idea, with an interesting deist twist. Unfortunately, it really portrayed archaeologists as loose cannons- like the sorts who make decisions drunk and drugged up college students shouldn't. If you ignore their stated archaeologists vocation, and treat it as a bunch of college students who got dumped in a pyramid, you'll enjoy it more. Not too shabby.

Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.

 
   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

I have a guilty pleasure love for found footage horror movies and The Pyramid is one I rather enjoy. Yes, it's a movie with all the cliches but oh well.

The weirdest thing about that one is that it's only found footage like 50% of the time? The other 50% it's just a regular low-budget horror flick. So that was weird.

   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka




NE Ohio, USA

 Sigur wrote:
That's the new Kenneth Brannagh Agatha Christie one? Like usual, but with more ghosts (for the spoopy season), right?


Yep, except there's no actual ghosts involved
Spoiler:
(there's a few scenes where he hallucinates one while drugged though)
, just a human based murder mystery.
   
 
Forum Index » Geek Media
Go to: