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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 02:45:17
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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GW reads the "XIthe Edition Rumours" Thread on Dakka.... Management decides to enact every single proposed idea with a "community rolling XIth edition".
Thus allowing multiple restarts of XIth' rules and approach within the 3 year timespan.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 03:51:30
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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11th Edition is fun and embraced by the internet without complaint.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 04:46:19
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
New Zealand
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Your head-fluff is made canon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 13:18:45
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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This might be the least-believable suggestion yet.
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"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln
LatheBiosas wrote:I have such a difficult time hitting my opponents... setting them on fire seems so much simpler.
Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.
DR:80S++G++M--B+IPwhfb01#+D+++A+++/fWD258R++T(D)DM+++
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 18:15:21
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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Yeah, could we at least keep it somewhere in the realm of reality
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 20:00:27
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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Okay, I'll try to take it down a notch.
11th Edition will be beloved by Ultramarine players for its focus on named characters and liked by all other Astartes players (Chaos and Imperial) as it takes a page from the Horus Heresy release and only focuses Space Marine Codexes and models for the first year of its release!
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 21:06:52
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Wasn't that basically 9th edition?
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ATTENTION. Psychic tests are unfluffy. Your longing for AV is understandable but misguided. Your chapter doesn't need a separate codex. Doctrines should go away. Being a "troop" means nothing. This has been a cranky service announcement. You may now resume your regularly scheduled arguing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/23 22:23:08
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Otiose in a Niche
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675-XIth edition will be the first to use GWs new AI app the Tactical Rules Originator using Logic and Lessons-learned or T.R.O.L.L.
676-TROLL will decide the starter box is Necrons and Tau Drones.
677-all other factions and units go into legends and are discontinued in mid 2026
678-when GW marketing tries to shut down TROLL the Notingham factory is sealed off by steel blast doors and roof-mounted industrial lasers.
679-XIth sells out in .09 seconds.
680-fans report receiving and being billed for multiple boxed sets they never ordered.
681-TROLL is elected to every seat in parliament unanimously according to the electronic voting machines.
682-XIth is now the core of the British school curriculum for teaching math, history and art.
683-The Necron background music from Dawn of War replaces God Save the King.
684-TROLL becomes the world's single government in Q4 2026 a new era of order begins
685-TROLL starts work on XIIth.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/24 17:34:05
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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In order to sell more models, and realizing how much people love Primarchs, GW releases the new Ultimaris Marines.
This secret line was created by Cawl using Bobby G's genetic makeup specifically for the Ultramarines.
Now every Ultramarine is slightly larger and has an extra wound, but cost the same as all other Marine Chapters.
 With this update, there will be a new Calgar model released within 6 months!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2025/12/24 17:34:53
BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/24 19:07:59
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Lathe Biosas wrote:In order to sell more models, and realizing how much people love Primarchs, GW releases the new Ultimaris Marines.
This secret line was created by Cawl using Bobby G's genetic makeup specifically for the Ultramarines.
Now every Ultramarine is slightly larger and has an extra wound, but cost the same as all other Marine Chapters.
So what they're just like regular space marines but better in every way? And the current space marines just suck? That doesn't sound like a very fun change for the existing space marine players...
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/12/24 23:22:59
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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That’s fine because TROLL has just legended all the other chapters anyway.
And I’m pretty sure TROLL will make sure that XII needs 1:1 scale “miniatures” culled from the newly created slave pens of Milton Keynes.
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/15 16:40:09
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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700-XIth edition models will be the hardest models to transport in 40k history. I'm talking highly breakable antennas, irregular shapes, fragile add ons, dioramas posing as game models, the whole works!
701-Six new Marine armor marks, each one incompatible with the others!
702-20+ part infantry models!
703-Four new Eldar Warrior Aspects: Incontinent Tigers, Stubborn Water Buffalo, Biting Butterflys and The Greatest Monster is Man
704-Three new Imperial Guard regiments, each one missing at least one key unit making army building impossible!
705-Slightly different bolters!
706-New terrain including Different Imperial Ruins, Different Imperial Supply Dumps and Different Imperial Landing Pads!
707-A box of servo skulls, no real use for them, but here you go.
708-An IG officer on a horse. Different officer than the last two.
709-Tau War Reporters to cover the action
710-A League of Vottan special character, with an axe!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/15 16:51:22
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Honestly, box of servo skulls would be awesome.
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Clocks for the clockmaker! Cogs for the cog throne! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 00:29:03
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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As long as they don't have 11-bitz heads (looking at you, Morathi), I'm actually okay with this if it improves customizability.
So, of course, it won't.
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"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln
LatheBiosas wrote:I have such a difficult time hitting my opponents... setting them on fire seems so much simpler.
Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.
DR:80S++G++M--B+IPwhfb01#+D+++A+++/fWD258R++T(D)DM+++
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 01:14:47
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Not when each skull comes in nine pieces!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 01:32:25
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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Monopose is taken to a new height as the new 27-part Ork Boy can only be made one way....
Which will make all Ork armies look identical to each other.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 10:04:26
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 18:53:19
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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11th Edition Comes with the Chaos Player to Imperial Player Model Redemption Kit.
For only 54.00€ you get a series of paint strippers, files, and sandpaper to remove all those garish icons, spiky bits, and nightmarish colors.
Also included are a series of Ultramarine shoulderpads, icons, helmets, and Ultramarines flavored tactical rocks.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 20:27:14
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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Lathe Biosas wrote:11th Edition Comes with the Chaos Player to Imperial Player Model Redemption Kit.
For only 54.00€ you get a series of paint strippers, files, and sandpaper to remove all those garish icons, spiky bits, and nightmarish colors.
Also included are a series of Ultramarine shoulderpads, icons, helmets, and Ultramarines flavored tactical rocks.
Flashback to 6-7th where the marines in the starter were chapter locked to Dark Angels.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/16 21:11:02
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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Lathe Biosas wrote:11th Edition Comes with the Chaos Player to Imperial Player Model Redemption Kit.
For only 54.00€ you get a series of paint strippers, files, and sandpaper to remove all those garish icons, spiky bits, and nightmarish colors.
Also included are a series of Ultramarine shoulderpads, icons, helmets, and Ultramarines flavored tactical rocks.
You really intend to die on that hill, eh?
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"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln
LatheBiosas wrote:I have such a difficult time hitting my opponents... setting them on fire seems so much simpler.
Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.
DR:80S++G++M--B+IPwhfb01#+D+++A+++/fWD258R++T(D)DM+++
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/17 03:10:35
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Heck flashback to 3.5 when thw Chaos Codex was so ridiculously good they recommended drawing Xs through your Imperial Icons and playing as chaos.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/17 04:09:50
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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BorderCountess wrote: Lathe Biosas wrote:11th Edition Comes with the Chaos Player to Imperial Player Model Redemption Kit.
For only 54.00€ you get a series of paint strippers, files, and sandpaper to remove all those garish icons, spiky bits, and nightmarish colors.
Also included are a series of Ultramarine shoulderpads, icons, helmets, and Ultramarines flavored tactical rocks.
You really intend to die on that hill, eh?
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/19 09:08:31
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Otiose in a Niche
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Which must be placed in the correct spot in the correct order!
Fun for the whole family!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/19 10:50:41
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Which must be placed in the correct spot in the correct order!
Fun for the whole family!
And some kits will include the wisdom teeth with enough room in the skull for them, others don't have the wisdom teeth, and others have the wisdom teeth but no room for them in the skull.
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/19 21:07:33
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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Titus appears on the cover of the 11th Edtion rule book.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/20 08:45:45
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Otiose in a Niche
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721-After releasing the new Vyper, GW discovers they over the course of the last 30 years they had two different teams working on two different new Vypers!
722-The Other New Vyper is renamed the Wyper because it Wipes the opponents off of the table.
723-XIth is launched with an unforgettable new animation where Heroic Space Marines face an army of Vypers and Wypers and, against all odds, prevail!
724-The XIth launch video also features several new chapters the Flesh Rippers, the Flesh Tearers, the Blood Drinkers and the Blood Angles. Each will get a new codex and new models so you no longer have to settle for representing them as 'counts as' Blood Angels.
725-There will be no new Falcon.
726-Jess Goodwin is on record saying "The Mountains will Fall and the Hills turn to Dust and there shall be no new Falcon. One cannot improve upon perfection."
727-The new Wave Serpent kit will consist of a Falcon and a bag of plastic spoons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/20 14:41:41
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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It's revealed that 121 of the 500 worlds that Titus cleanses happen to be all of the Eldar Craftworlds, Maiden World and Croneworlds.
This brings us back to the days of Rogue Trader and allows players to add Eldar to their Space Marine army... specially to their Ultramarine Army.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/20 15:39:29
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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GW canonizes the Dornian Heresy as a "What If...?" timeline, allowing you to include T'au in your Ultramarines armies.
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"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln
LatheBiosas wrote:I have such a difficult time hitting my opponents... setting them on fire seems so much simpler.
Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.
DR:80S++G++M--B+IPwhfb01#+D+++A+++/fWD258R++T(D)DM+++
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/26 12:00:05
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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The Force Org Chart is back:
2 Hqs, 3 Elites, 6 troops, 3 Fast attack and 3 Heavy Support.
Possible 2 extra hqs if they are support HQ like apotechary or techmarine. Some Top HQ lads like Captains can have a retuine of even more elite guys.
I know this is probably a made up rumor, but I actually someone discuss it on youtube this week.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/02/26 17:07:15
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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OldHammer Returns! All updates in 11th Edition will be released as Chapter Approved books for 35 dollars each.
Warhammer+ gives you a 5% discount if you order it in a Warhammer Store.
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BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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