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After becoming a painter of all things Orky i find that my skin has taken on an unhealthy hue of Orkhide shade! Then, just last week my dentist noticed that my lower canines were lengthening, and my eyes had started to sway towards an impish red! My doctor is dumbfounded and my wife has buggered off with a Necron! what am i to do? I implore you to assist. With thanks, Steve 'stickgrot' Wildes.

Ah, yes. Well, then you've come to the right place.

Welcome to Dakka, ya runty git!

I understand that your symptons are fast becoming a regular occurance in G.P's case notes.
Only yesterday while out shopping for Squig repellant, I was accosted by an individual that also possessed a sickly tinge of green. Using a piece of 4x2 that,luckily was close to hand I managed to fend off the miscreant. Just before he scarpered around a corner, the' thing ' turned back and fixed me with his beady,impishly rouge eyes and grunted,'all you fugging 'umies need stamping out or on.' Rather than argue the finer points of inter-species relations with this afflicted individual, I legged it in the opposite direction to what 'It' took. So, as a devout member of the Imperial Creed, and a staunch believer in the Emperor's justice, i'd prescribe a swift and immediate dosage of .75cal bolt rounds. To be administered between the eyes preferably!!
SLAY ALL XENOS. PURGE THE HERETIC. ANNIHILATE THE VILE TRAITOR. The Emperor Protects. HUFFSTAR- 01,2011.

I think you should of give it a bolt from the flame bolter and you could of had it on toast with them blood angles

BLOOD ANGLES!!!! LOVE IT. PROPER DANGEROUS THOSE SHARP CORNERS, BUT ABOUT HAVING THEM ON TOAST......ONLY IF THERE'S NO CRUSTS COS THOSE 'ANGLES ' WILL BE HARD ENOUGH TO SWALLOW ON THEIR OWN!!! HA HA. DOHNUT!

I find there are two options for your condition:

1/. Find about 10,000 other sufferers, build stuff out of junk and declare a Waaagh

2/. Visit your friendly neighbourhood Inquisition office, where they will be happy to give you a guided tour of the Plasmagun testing range. Always hilarious to watch!
NB: Might come with a slight chance of being killed, but it's all good

Allo'

Hi mate,in which dirrection are you aiming your plasma artilary from and how long have you been involved

I went for option 1 on my post, so my plasma weapony is pretty unreliable I usually aim it from the back of a speeding Trukk..

I've been into 40k since Rogue Trader, but got Green Disease (Waaaghitis?) about 2-3 years ago. I'm in Oregon,USA these days

Out of curiosity, where is Wellingborough?

hey

Wellingborough is in Northampton England. I've been introduced to this a couple of years ago but just started my own army,but I want it to be nasty,that's why"orks"but I'd love to put a nasty twist to it.


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Hey wot?

welcome

Hi! welcome

Hi to you to. Sorry I've just started up and logged on. I'll catch up later

Idea for nasty

Paint them all to be wearing black leather, with sunglasses and knuckledusters (dusters are really easy to paint/model)

Make sure you have lots of greasy looking, badly maintained bikes.

Basically ork biker gang. Invent a symbol for the backplates..

Maybe mod up some hair-squig beards to go with the ubiquitous hitler helmet

That sounds a good crack.They got wot looks biker boots metal shoulder pads and everything els that goes with a biker. I didn't think of that..They got skuls on their attire. When I've given them a focus becouse I've given them an undercoat and a base colour coat I'll take a picture and post it.

Welcome to dakka mate.

Hello and welcome to Dakka!

Welcome to dakka.

Welcome!

orkmania wrote:That sounds a good crack.They got wot looks biker boots metal shoulder pads and everything els that goes with a biker. I didn't think of that..They got skuls on their attire. When I've given them a focus becouse I've given them an undercoat and a base colour coat I'll take a picture and post it.

huh..... Anyone for an opposing SM biker-gang?

White Scars Motorcycle Association?

That would make an awesome battle- Wazdakka biker army vs White Scars

Hey
Welcome to Dakka!