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Well it has the pain element. (Have you seen those shoes?)

You know you played too much 40K when you have a army of EVERY single variant of the imperial guard... along with titans and baneblades...

Superscope wrote:You know you played too much 40K when you have a army of EVERY single variant of the imperial guard... along with titans and baneblades...

when the high brass of GW personally fill each order you place for your IG. or the factory halts all other operations to produce all the sprues needed to fill your orders (because they are just that big)




When your Imperial Guard army is the Cadians, not just the 8th, but the Entire planet's worth of forces.

When you watch Die another Day and think that the guy who got sucked into the Jet engine is a Space Marine Chapter Master (He's got a Power Fist, is Genetically modified and can call Orbital Bombardments, plus owns a car with and Assault cannon on the back)

When you watch Hot Fuzz and think "what have the Tau done to those people?!!"

sniperjolly wrote:When you finish watching District 9 and Avatar and immidiatly declare the main charecters traitors to the human race and Xenos sympathisers. Then think that Col. Miles Quartich is a Hero of the Imperium and would make a badass IG commander.

When you saw the AVATAR commercial and your first thought was "Cool, Imperial Guard verses Lizardmen". (Guilty, thought it through the whole movie too)

IG vs Tau tbh.

Arheiner wrote:IG vs Tau tbh.

(Tau - tech) + Bio-USB


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You realize that MacGyver must really be an Ork Mekboy.

Caelun Niveus wrote:

You realize that MacGyver must really be an Ork Mekboy.

You wonder what Solid Snake is.

Metal Gear Solid character for all you folls who don't know about him.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Caelun Niveus wrote:

You realize that MacGyver must really be an Ork Mekboy.

You wonder what Solid Snake is.

Metal Gear Solid character for all you folls who don't know about him.

Sly marbo.. that answers that question ;p

I'm guessing Rambo is Strakken then?

Sarnath666 wrote:My father named me Logan...
when i was born his favorite army was..can you guess it?
space wolves.
He denies any connection between 40k and my first name to this day.

You could be named after Wolverine?

Thanatos_elNyx wrote:

Sarnath666 wrote:My father named me Logan...
when i was born his favorite army was..can you guess it?
space wolves.
He denies any connection between 40k and my first name to this day.

You could be named after Wolverine?

If it was Space Wolves, wouldn't his name be Leman?

It could have been worse, you could have been called Russ

Thanatos_elNyx wrote:

Sarnath666 wrote:My father named me Logan...
when i was born his favorite army was..can you guess it?
space wolves.
He denies any connection between 40k and my first name to this day.

You could be named after Wolverine?

My brother named his son after Wolverine.

When you saw the AVATAR commercial and your first thought was "Cool, Imperial Guard verses Lizardmen". (Guilty, thought it through the whole movie too)

Guilty too but I thought it was IG VS. big blue angry monkeys

Death Gear wrote:

When you saw the AVATAR commercial and your first thought was "Cool, Imperial Guard verses Lizardmen". (Guilty, thought it through the whole movie too)

Guilty too but I thought it was IG VS. big blue angry monkeys

guilty...


you know your a nerd.... i mean.... you know you play way too much 40k when you read all 45 pages of a topic that was called "you know you play too much 40k when..."

when you play ceaseless hours browsing through the Dakka gallery for no reason in particular

When you start giving your friends stat lines and point costs.

Rewision wrote:When you start giving your friends stat lines and point costs.

Of things IRL.

Postman: Pts_WS_BS_T__S__W__A__Ld
---------------18--4---4--3(4)--3---2---1---10
Movement = 12"


Dog: Pts__WS_BS__T__S__W__A_Ld
--------6------3----3------3---3---1---2----8
Movement: 6"
Fleet
Fearless

Dunno, generally the dogs outrun the postman. Unless the postman is on a motorbike.

You want a deff rolla for your car, for ramming purposes of course.
Who? Wife's car, of course.

You start to measure Range and distance , while going too work in INches...


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Yeah the mail man will always win..... movement 12 vs movement 6, ok he fleets so does the mail man.

You hear "missle Dropkick" in wrestling and think

"Where's the Whirlwind?"

When we actually discuss how much movement a mailman would have compared to a dog.

When your paint desk is covered in so much paint it is multi coulered


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When you see AVATAR thinking what are they doing!lightweight dreadnoughts?

You show your mood, not by talking, but by placing dice face up depending on how sad you are.

A 1 means you are utterly depressed and want to kill yourself.

A 6 means you are on top of the world, perhaps slightly high, and are feeling really good annd nothing is ever going to make you feel sad.

And then of course you have the ones in the middle if you are feeling in the middle of theese options, a bit like a scale.

When you pray to the machine spirit and chant litanies of healing in hope that your car will be OK.


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When you think of the Al Bundy as some underhive scum.

When your 2 year old son Knows the difference between a normal terminator and the space hulk termies


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When you shout "For The Emperor!" during sex.

XD. FOR THE EMPEROR!
When you name your daughter after a sister of battle, you name your son after a primarch. And you name your wife Slanneesh.
When you also think tactical situations on how to ask a girl out.
when you make everything more complicated than it is in a hobby fight!

when you name every single model in your collection. GULITY!

When you think the women you are dating is a Daemonette. Gulity XD.

When you think you are Space marine and want to get all the organs of a space marine.
When you start saying random lines from your codex in CLASS! Gulity!

When you include random lines from your codex on a assignment. Gulity.

When you live by the codex!

When you know every single character in the horus hersey! Guility

When you can name all of the Grey Knights from the book grey knights.

When you can name all of the characters in blood ravens!

When you can multi task when you are painting or modeling.

When you confuse your mother for Khorne or Tzeench. "I DON'T WANT TO CHANGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!"

When you Tell your girlfriend that you want to become A SPACE MARINE AND YOU BRING HER INTO THE HOBBY! My girlfriends dumped me when they found out -.-.

Telling yourself you need psychic powers for everything.

When you wish you could explode someones body with an bolter shell.

When all you can think of when i say the Word Emperor you think of the Emperor of mankind from 40k YOU ARE A NERD!

When i say LYsander you immedaitely think of the Imperail fists commander NO! He's from Shakespeare .

When i say Earth you immediately think of TERRA!

When i say luna you immediately think of LUNA WOLVES OR LUNA THE ORBITAL FORTRESS!

/,\ wow i'm tried oh yeah!

When you think of the Terimantor as the tactical dreadnought Armor.

When you think that all of the battles will happen with drop pod battles!

When you believe the Chaos Gods are real!

When you Confuse Jesus with the emperor.

When you Confuse Khorne with Porn.

When you Think of marines as Space Marines.

When you Confuse Eldar for Elder.

When you Think the Emperor is watching O.O.

When you think you are the EMPEROR!

When you SCREAM WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Randomly during anytime of the day.

When you Believe that Nurgle is the cause for disease.

When you Figure that Night will bring Night Haunter.

When you see a bat and think of the Night Lords.

When you see a Salamander and think of the Salamanders.

When you See a smurf you think of the Ultramarines.

When you see a Wolf and think of the Luna Wolves and Space Wolves.

When you see Egyptains you think of Magnus the Red and the thousand sons.

When you see Posion masks and you think of the Death guard.

When you look up inapporiate content and you think of CORAX!

When you see purple you think Emperors Childern

When you see metal you think of The Iron Warriors.

When you See a forge you think of the Iron Hands.

When you see a Vampire you Think of the Blood Angels.

When you read everything here.

When you Enlist for the army to feel like the Imperial Guardsmen

When you wish their was such thing as a Land Raider.

When you Believe that a Bolter is better than anything in the world.

When YOU say BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

When you Want to join a team just because you want to change and prove that you are superhuman.

When you Scream randomly FOR THE EMPEROR!

When you Ideal Clothing is red and Black. (inqusition)

When you have a tattoe of anything ranging from anything in 40k or warhammer.

When you Play space marines for 2-50 years.

When you want to believe that you are not alone in the Gaxaly.

When you rename yourself after a 40k character.

When you refer to sex as "inserting your terminators via a boarding torpedo" or "deep striking into the deployment zone"