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Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:30:30


Post by: Fafnir


chowderhead13 wrote:
Because she signed a virginity pledge?


Virginity pledges tend to be largely ineffective. On average, they only delay sexual intercourse by 18 months compared to the average individual of similar demographic who did not take such a pledge. Additionally, people who take the pledge are more likely to partake in oral and anal intercourse.

The funny part is that most of the people who take such pledges, when asked if they did several years later, refuse to admit that they took such a silly thing.

Oh, and the friend zone sucks ass.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:30:48


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.


Are you a sexy nerd?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:33:19


Post by: Some_Call_Me_Tim?


Errr, maybe the OP should put a "NSFW" tag in the title of this thread, because somebody is gonna come in, get shocked, then whine for days afterwards.

Plus, nobody will have to make my mistake of checking back here.

_Tim?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:34:06


Post by: FITZZ


Fafnir wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
Because she signed a virginity pledge?


Virginity pledges tend to be largely ineffective. On average, they only delay sexual intercourse by 18 months compared to the average individual of similar demographic who did not take such a pledge. Additionally, people who take the pledge are more likely to partake in oral and anal intercourse.

The funny part is that most of the people who take such pledges, when asked if they did several years later, refuse to admit that they took such a silly thing.

Oh, and the friend zone sucks ass.


Virginity pledge huh?, when I was in school we had the "Just say NO." campaign,I imagine both meet with about the same sort of success.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:35:24


Post by: Chowderhead


FITZZ wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
Because she signed a virginity pledge?


Virginity pledges tend to be largely ineffective. On average, they only delay sexual intercourse by 18 months compared to the average individual of similar demographic who did not take such a pledge. Additionally, people who take the pledge are more likely to partake in oral and anal intercourse.

The funny part is that most of the people who take such pledges, when asked if they did several years later, refuse to admit that they took such a silly thing.

Oh, and the friend zone sucks ass.


Virginity pledge huh?, when I was in school we had the "Just say NO." campaign,I imagine both meet with about the same sort of success.

Yeah, it's mainly for the (Excuse me for being politically incorrect here) Bible Thumping Jesus Freaks.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:Errr, maybe the OP should put a "NSFW" tag in the title of this thread, because somebody is gonna come in, get shocked, then whine for days afterwards.

_Tim?

Just for that, you get more Chowderheaded photos.

Spoiler:



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:40:15


Post by: Cheesecat


Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:Errr, maybe the OP should put a "NSFW" tag in the title of this thread, because somebody is gonna come in, get shocked, then whine for days afterwards.

Plus, nobody will have to make my mistake of checking back here.

_Tim?


at lest it isn't as bad as this thread.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/341481.page


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:40:15


Post by: Some_Call_Me_Tim?


Not fallin; for it chowderhead...

Must...not...click...Spoiler...

_Tim?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:40:25


Post by: Fafnir


It's worth noting that Bible Thumping Jesus Freaks can't even hold to their own ideals when it comes to such pledges. Either that, or they get married way too young.

The worst part is that it's the dominant sexual education system in the US. Only 14% of American sexual education classes can be considered 'comprehensive,' the rest focusing almost exclusively on absitinance.

Fun fact, in South Carolina, a teacher can only talk about sex in ways that discourage intercourse (and don't even get me started on gay sex), and emphasize the effects of diseases and infections (but not to talk about actual prevention). And this isn't exclusive to just one state either, sadly.

The scariest part is that none of this abstinence 'education' actually works, and the kids are still having sex. The only difference is that they don't know how to do it safely. Teen pregnancy rates in the US are the highest in the developed world, and it's likely because of such poor education.

I'm thankful to be Canadian. It's a funny juxtaposition. In the US, parents are taking their kids out of sexual orientation classes, while Canadian parents are constantly asking for more and more education for their kids.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:41:26


Post by: Chowderhead


Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:Not fallin; for it chowderhead...

Must...not...click...Spoiler...

_Tim?



MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:43:34


Post by: Cheesecat


Fafnir wrote:It's worth noting that Bible Thumping Jesus Freaks can't even hold to their own ideals when it comes to such pledges. Either that, or they get married way too young.

The worst part is that it's the dominant sexual education system in the US. Only 14% of American sexual education classes can be considered 'comprehensive,' the rest focusing almost exclusively on absitinance.

Fun fact, in South Carolina, a teacher can only talk about sex in ways that discourage intercourse (and don't even get me started on gay sex), and emphasize the effects of diseases and infections (but not to talk about actual prevention). And this isn't exclusive to just one state either, sadly.

The scariest part is that none of this abstinence 'education' actually works, and the kids are still having sex. The only difference is that they don't know how to do it safely. Teen pregnancy rates in the US are the highest in the developed world, and it's likely because of such poor education.

I'm thankful to be Canadian. It's a funny juxtaposition. In the US, parents are taking their kids out of sexual orientation classes, while Canadian parents are constantly asking for more and more education for their kids.


Personally I loved Sex-ed class, it was educational and there's plenty of sex jokes created during that time spent between us students.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:45:16


Post by: Chowderhead


Cheesecat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:It's worth noting that Bible Thumping Jesus Freaks can't even hold to their own ideals when it comes to such pledges. Either that, or they get married way too young.

The worst part is that it's the dominant sexual education system in the US. Only 14% of American sexual education classes can be considered 'comprehensive,' the rest focusing almost exclusively on absitinance.

Fun fact, in South Carolina, a teacher can only talk about sex in ways that discourage intercourse (and don't even get me started on gay sex), and emphasize the effects of diseases and infections (but not to talk about actual prevention). And this isn't exclusive to just one state either, sadly.

The scariest part is that none of this abstinence 'education' actually works, and the kids are still having sex. The only difference is that they don't know how to do it safely. Teen pregnancy rates in the US are the highest in the developed world, and it's likely because of such poor education.

I'm thankful to be Canadian. It's a funny juxtaposition. In the US, parents are taking their kids out of sexual orientation classes, while Canadian parents are constantly asking for more and more education for their kids.


Personally I loved Sex-ed class, it was educational and there's plenty of jokes created during that time between us students.

"Uncle Ted, is mine... To small?"
"Now Jimmy, there is no normal penis size. Especially for you young boys!"

Actual dialogue from a movie.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:47:09


Post by: Cheesecat


chowderhead13 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:It's worth noting that Bible Thumping Jesus Freaks can't even hold to their own ideals when it comes to such pledges. Either that, or they get married way too young.

The worst part is that it's the dominant sexual education system in the US. Only 14% of American sexual education classes can be considered 'comprehensive,' the rest focusing almost exclusively on absitinance.

Fun fact, in South Carolina, a teacher can only talk about sex in ways that discourage intercourse (and don't even get me started on gay sex), and emphasize the effects of diseases and infections (but not to talk about actual prevention). And this isn't exclusive to just one state either, sadly.

The scariest part is that none of this abstinence 'education' actually works, and the kids are still having sex. The only difference is that they don't know how to do it safely. Teen pregnancy rates in the US are the highest in the developed world, and it's likely because of such poor education.

I'm thankful to be Canadian. It's a funny juxtaposition. In the US, parents are taking their kids out of sexual orientation classes, while Canadian parents are constantly asking for more and more education for their kids.


Personally I loved Sex-ed class, it was educational and there's plenty of jokes created during that time between us students.

"Uncle Ted, is mine... To small?"
"Now Jimmy, there is no normal penis size. Especially for you young boys!"

Actual dialogue from a movie.


I remember one kid asking if it was a wise idea to wear condom when having sex with an animal.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:47:43


Post by: Asherian Command


Hell i've been to sex education and it just basically said. "sex is bad, you can die, yadayada."
Well one thing is, it may be bad, but at least your truthful when you are doing it! because its safe if you are smart in sex. By having pervention of unplanned things. What iduiot has no condom on their first time? Sex is actually good. It matures you better and you understand more about women. In some way or something. I don't know I am taking a random guess. But my guessing has lead to three things. Sounding extremely creepy in that it sounds like I stalk them, or It sounds correct, or it makes me look like an idiot.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:56:46


Post by: Melissia


Yeah, Bush fethed up sex education for our kids.
Cheesecat wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.


Are you a sexy nerd?
Probably not.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/22 23:58:13


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:Yeah, Bush fethed up sex education for our kids.
Cheesecat wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.


Are you a sexy nerd?
Probably not.

Its bushs fault all the time! Nerds! BUSH!
Stupid Teenagers!
BUSSSSSH!
GES GONE MISSING!
BUSH!

Americans are now the laughing stock of the world!
BUSH!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:06:46


Post by: FITZZ


I'd hardly credit the fact sex education in the American school system is practically non-existent to Bush.
Things were clearly in the crapper in that department long before he took office.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:08:37


Post by: Melissia


I'm not kidding. Bush instituted funding for abstinence-only sex education, which was widely adopted because the Texas State Board of Education adopted it. The Texas State Board of Education has a very strong influence on the rest of the country, because of Texas' strong influence on the schoolbook industry.

Yeah, you can blame my state for the dumbing down of America. Bunch of dumbass uneducated religious nutjobs.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:15:20


Post by: FITZZ


Melissia wrote:I'm not kidding. Bush instituted funding for abstinence-only sex education, which was widely adopted because the Texas State Board of Education adopted it. The Texas State Board of Education has a very strong influence on the rest of the country, because of Texas' strong influence on the schoolbook industry.

Yeah, you can blame my state for the dumbing down of America. Bunch of dumbass uneducated religious nutjobs.


Granted, My point however was that W was just following in the footsteps of his Father and the Regan administration concerning the instituting (or lack thereof) of any sort of coherent/viable national sex education curriculum for high schools/Jr high.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:22:23


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:Yeah, Bush fethed up sex education for our kids.
Cheesecat wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.


Are you a sexy nerd?
Probably not.


Dang. My perception of you is totally ruined I was hoping you would look like your avatar.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:23:16


Post by: Asherian Command


They tried to instill nonsexual teenagers. They have clearly failed.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:23:27


Post by: Melissia


It is correct in that I am a pale brunette, but that's hardly unique.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:26:09


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:It is correct in that I am a pale brunette, but that's hardly unique.

? Its fine. I've probaly met more people in my life that look brunette only because they don't want to look blonde anymore. Lol


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:26:48


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:It is correct in that I am a pale brunette, but that's hardly unique.


I've met some pretty hot, pale, brunettes.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:29:13


Post by: Melissia


Asherian Command wrote:
Melissia wrote:It is correct in that I am a pale brunette, but that's hardly unique.

? Its fine. I've probaly met more people in my life that look brunette only because they don't want to look blonde anymore. Lol
I met people who have black hair because they went through a goth phase ane never really bothered to re-dye their hair.

I haven't ever dyed my hair. Though I do have a friend who dyed his hair pink for twenty five bucks.

Best five bucks (I chipped in) I ever spent.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:32:34


Post by: Chowderhead


Melissia wrote:It is correct in that I am a pale brunette, but that's hardly unique.

No, you are not. You are a AI construct, remember? I don't want to re-program you...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:38:45


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Melissia wrote:It is correct in that I am a pale brunette, but that's hardly unique.

? Its fine. I've probaly met more people in my life that look brunette only because they don't want to look blonde anymore. Lol
I met people who have black hair because they went through a goth phase ane never really bothered to re-dye their hair.

I haven't ever dyed my hair. Though I do have a friend who dyed his hair pink for twenty five bucks.

Best five bucks (I chipped in) I ever spent.

Yep. I see that as the best bet ever.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:41:40


Post by: Melissia


GLaDOS was built based off of the genetic information and memory of [REDACTED].


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:42:33


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:GLaDOS was built based off of the genetic information and memory of [REDACTED].

Are you clever bot?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:56:14


Post by: micahaphone


Asherian Command wrote:
Melissia wrote:GLaDOS was built based off of the genetic information and memory of [REDACTED].

Are you clever bot?


Of Course! Who else would think on their nonexistant feet and substitute a military android training room for the normal but out of order training room?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:57:57


Post by: Asherian Command


micahaphone wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Melissia wrote:GLaDOS was built based off of the genetic information and memory of [REDACTED].

Are you clever bot?


Of Course! Who else would think on their nonexistant feet and substitute a military android training room for the normal but out of order training room?

WE don't know! Join us Micahaphone. Join the Light side of the force... Wait wrong films. I accidently combined 3 movie quotes into one horrible sentence.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 00:58:57


Post by: Melissia


I am sorry, I am unable to give that information. Instead, here is a picture of a cat.



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:00:09


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:I am sorry, I am unable to give that information. Instead, here is a picture of a cat.


It is wanting to kill me. I don't know why. But all cats hate me.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:07:06


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:I am sorry, I am unable to give that information. Instead, here is a picture of a cat.



That is one nice pussy you have there, Melissa.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:07:43


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:20:40


Post by: Asherian Command


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.

Lol reminds me when I acted like a blonde chick on Wc3 for a day. It worked.
Also did that once in Halo, and everyone was asking all these stupid questions. And I kicked all their arses with my sniper rifle and shotgun. They started asking me for my phonenumber. (Gave them a rejection hotline number instead.) And asked me if I like guys. And I said no. Then they asked me to have sex with them. And I said no. And I was being truthful with them and said, I only date girls, guys are disgusting. Then they started to hit on me over and over again. Then at the end of the game. I finally said. "Hey guys, guess what? I am a Dude."
They all preceded to swear and I caught it in a screenshot which then got lost :(


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:21:31


Post by: Chowderhead


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.

This is why you are one of my top 10 Dakkites.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:43:54


Post by: Asherian Command


I feel ignored sometimes :(


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 01:57:50


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:00:50


Post by: Asherian Command


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:15:48


Post by: Cheesecat


Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.


I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:20:24


Post by: Asherian Command


Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.


I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.

Ah that makes sense. But it most be because I have the 4083 posts that makes me look insane and critically nerdy to everyone.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:20:50


Post by: Melissia


I didn't ignore it so much as I was playing SBCGFAP.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:26:50


Post by: Asherian Command


Its fine Melissia its not like you missed any important information.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:31:58


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:32:49


Post by: Asherian Command


Emperors Faithful wrote:Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.
No its like 7 people now. But 1/7 of them have been me.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:33:21


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.

Is it a bad thing that I would pay to see that?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:34:30


Post by: Cheesecat


Asherian Command wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.


I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.

Ah that makes sense. But it most be because I have the 4083 posts that makes me look insane and critically nerdy to everyone.


How does that make you anymore nerdy on site full of war-gamers?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:35:07


Post by: Avatar 720


I am completely confused about everything at the moment, so i'm just gunna lean against this wall and look suppish.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 02:38:49


Post by: Asherian Command


Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.


I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.

Ah that makes sense. But it most be because I have the 4083 posts that makes me look insane and critically nerdy to everyone.


How does that make you anymore nerdy on site full of war-gamers?

Because thats me. I feel nerdier all the time. When I am around a bunch of nerds i think "wow I am the only one here who plays 40k..."

chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink

But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post.
And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.

Is it a bad thing that I would pay to see that?

Mate. Most people when they see me in a fight it is brief. Violent and the kid usually ends up with at least 12 of his pressure points hit. And his coughing on the ground. But I dislike violence.
But Anyway I don't want to because the girl and I had a discussion about it and we decided that I should intervene in anything with violent measures. I've been Told by Gabs (The Girl) that I cannot intervene in anything with any type of violent activity. And I am stuck in the friend zone because of this.

And Avatar its fine just talk to Cannerus.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:16:18


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Asherian Command wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.
No its like 7 people now. But 1/7 of them have been me.


I see You, Cheesecat, Cannerus, Chowderhead (lots of C fellows?) and Mellissia. Saner people don't count.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:18:27


Post by: Melissia


So count yourself in.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:20:39


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Melissia wrote:So count yourself in.






Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:21:09


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:So count yourself in.


Yes once you post here there is no escape, my mind and body have literally became devoted to keeping this thread alive and soon you will too. JOIN US!!!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:40:48


Post by: Chowderhead


Emperors Faithful wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.
No its like 7 people now. But 1/7 of them have been me.


I see You, Cheesecat, Cannerus, Chowderhead (lots of C fellows?) and Mellissia. Saner people don't count.

Do you understand the level of information that has passed in this thread?

We learned that Melissia is a sentient AI, Corpses made and fixed a rift in the space-time continuum, I became a massive supplies of fat women, and Asherian had a Baawwww thread!!!?!?!?

This thread is memeworthy, if not god worthy.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:45:38


Post by: Cheesecat


chowderhead13 wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.
No its like 7 people now. But 1/7 of them have been me.


I see You, Cheesecat, Cannerus, Chowderhead (lots of C fellows?) and Mellissia. Saner people don't count.

Do you understand the level of information that has passed in this thread?

We learned that Melissia is a sentient AI, Corpses made and fixed a rift in the space-time continuum, I became a massive supplies of fat women, and Asherian had a Baawwww thread!!!?!?!?

This thread is memeworthy, if not god worthy.


I think it's also truly passed its original purpose as well.



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 03:48:48


Post by: Chowderhead


If this got locked, no-one would mind, as we have all made our points, and we are all happy. Slarg must be so god-damned happy.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 05:27:32


Post by: Happygrunt


Just as something to add in, I assume everyone looks like their avatar pics untill I see something else. Little late to add this, but thought it would be okay. Also, this thread has lasted 40+ pages. Its CRAZY!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 05:50:03


Post by: Asherian Command


Has anyone ever heard the problems girl have with movies that make fun of twilight.
Also what is the girls love for twilight though if the writer isn't even that good?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 05:56:37


Post by: Luco


Happygrunt wrote: I assume everyone looks like their avatar pics untill I see something else.


I should be pretty damn awesome then... i only wish.

Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(

better than all the time. What I get for being soft spoken I guess.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 06:04:38


Post by: Cheesecat


I just realized I spent my whole Saturday on DakkaDakka that may have been the most saddest thing of my 2011 year. Although I did say that I was being used as an energy source for this thread, along with the other top 5 users that Emperor's

Faithful refereed to as well so at least I have an excuse.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 06:22:45


Post by: Lord-Loss


Asherian Command wrote:Has anyone ever heard the problems girl have with movies that make fun of twilight.
Also what is the girls love for twilight though if the writer isn't even that good?


I know plenty of teenager girls who don't like Twilight. I personally don't a problem with the films, it's just annoying that such a crappy author is able to get so big with such a badly written book.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 07:24:34


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Happygrunt wrote:Just as something to add in, I assume everyone looks like their avatar pics untill I see something else.


Good God! I am in serious trouble here...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 07:59:03


Post by: schadenfreude


Lord-Loss wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Has anyone ever heard the problems girl have with movies that make fun of twilight.
Also what is the girls love for twilight though if the writer isn't even that good?


I know plenty of teenager girls who don't like Twilight. I personally don't a problem with the films, it's just annoying that such a crappy author is able to get so big with such a badly written book.


Twilight redux

Creepy old dude has nothing better to do than comb a high school for tail
Teenage girl can't make up her mind between bff her age or creepy old dude
Old pedophile and silly teenage girl make a baby


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 07:59:46


Post by: Happygrunt


Emperors Faithful wrote:
Happygrunt wrote:Just as something to add in, I assume everyone looks like their avatar pics untill I see something else.


Good God! I am in serious trouble here...


Nope, your first avatar of the inquisitor was what I think of. Odly enough, from what I can gather, Melissia IS her avatar.

I remember when Gwar was still on dakka. I called him on skype. He really is a troll. True story.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 08:10:28


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Happygrunt wrote:
Nope, your first avatar of the inquisitor was what I think of.


Actually, my first avatar was the cover of the Witch Hunter codex (which also featured an inquisitor).

Odly enough, from what I can gather, Melissia IS her avatar.


GLADOS was originally a member of the Sororitas? Things are starting to come together...



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 08:38:37


Post by: Happygrunt


Emperors Faithful wrote:
Happygrunt wrote:
Nope, your first avatar of the inquisitor was what I think of.


Actually, my first avatar was the cover of the Witch Hunter codex (which also featured an inquisitor).

Odly enough, from what I can gather, Melissia IS her avatar.


GLADOS was originally a member of the Sororitas? Things are starting to come together...



I have no idea what your talking about. I am tired. It's 12:35AM. I am going to bed. You go be Australian.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 08:49:57


Post by: CadianXV


Emperors Faithful wrote:


Thats just what they WANT you to think...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 10:58:44


Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy


What is this thread I don't even



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 11:15:41


Post by: Fafnir


I think you need to understand, short of being occasionally about vaginas, this thread has developed a mind of it's own.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 11:59:00


Post by: Soladrin


Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.

Lol reminds me when I acted like a blonde chick on Wc3 for a day. It worked.
Also did that once in Halo, and everyone was asking all these stupid questions. And I kicked all their arses with my sniper rifle and shotgun. They started asking me for my phonenumber. (Gave them a rejection hotline number instead.) And asked me if I like guys. And I said no. Then they asked me to have sex with them. And I said no. And I was being truthful with them and said, I only date girls, guys are disgusting. Then they started to hit on me over and over again. Then at the end of the game. I finally said. "Hey guys, guess what? I am a Dude."
They all preceded to swear and I caught it in a screenshot which then got lost :(


Hasn't every online gamer done this at least once...? For poops and giggles.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 12:32:44


Post by: Witzkatz


I remember "Females" in WoW running around in the first questing areas and whispering to other players that they would strip and dance for them for 1 silver coin. They actually did this right on the marketplaces, then. I highly doubt that those female avatars always had female players behind them...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 12:48:18


Post by: Fafnir





Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 13:50:22


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(


Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink


I apparently did more drunk posting than I thought last night >.< I chugged a Tilt and had 3 beers then about an hour later realized I should be nowhere no near the internet.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 13:52:43


Post by: Soladrin


Haha, alcohol, a man's best excuse! XD


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 13:56:36


Post by: Tim the Biovore


Fafnir wrote:


I ran out of breath laughing at that.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 14:15:09


Post by: Melissia


Asherian Command wrote:Has anyone ever heard the problems girl have with movies that make fun of twilight.
Also what is the girls love for twilight though if the writer isn't even that good?
Dunno, movies that make fun of twilight seem to be quite popular right now.

As for the popularity of twilight, dunno, apparently teenaged girls like angsty sexy vampires. Mind you, the Twilight movies themselves are practically a parody of the novels...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 14:18:52


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Melissia wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Has anyone ever heard the problems girl have with movies that make fun of twilight.
Also what is the girls love for twilight though if the writer isn't even that good?
Dunno, movies that make fun of twilight seem to be quite popular right now.

As for the popularity of twilight, dunno, apparently teenaged girls like angsty sexy vampires. Mind you, the Twilight movies themselves are practically a parody of the novels...


Teenage girls in my experience love biting and in general seem to like the "sensitive" and "emotional" guys so its not surprise that angsty sexy vampires are hugely popular nowadays.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 14:34:21


Post by: Melissia


Ahahah, emotional and sensitive. Nobody in Twilight can be properly described as either of those.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 14:47:57


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Melissia wrote:Ahahah, emotional and sensitive. Nobody in Twilight can be properly described as either of those.


People are stupid thus "emotional" and "sensitive" = angsty.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 14:49:22


Post by: Melissia


I don't even know if I can call them angsty without insulting the true angst from the plays of old.

I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.

Wait that might be why some of them empathize with her so much.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 14:50:25


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Melissia wrote:I don't even know if I can call them angsty without insulting the true angst from the plays of old.

I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.

Wait that might be why they empathize with her so much.


I think twilight was made to invoke a modified electra complex in teenage girls, replacing the mother with Bella and the father with Edward.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 15:52:08


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:
Melissia wrote:I don't even know if I can call them angsty without insulting the true angst from the plays of old.

I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.

Wait that might be why they empathize with her so much.


I think twilight was made to invoke a modified electra complex in teenage girls, replacing the mother with Bella and the father with Edward.





Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 15:52:34


Post by: Tim the Biovore


Melissia wrote:I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.


I don't think anyone can argue with that. Not even a certain someone in this thread who hates that word (I have actually forgotten who you are).


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 15:57:13


Post by: Chowderhead


Tim the Biovore wrote:
Melissia wrote:I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.


I don't think anyone can argue with that. Not even a certain someone in this thread who hates that word (I have actually forgotten who you are).

I actually think it was Fanfir, or Cannerus.

And anyway, Bella seems... Off.... Has anyone else noticed how she has become more stalkerr-esq than a lovestruck teen?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:00:41


Post by: Melissia


Frankly I think Bella is the author's "take that" at vapid, whiny teen girls.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:02:31


Post by: FITZZ


Tim the Biovore wrote:
Melissia wrote:I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.


I don't think anyone can argue with that. Not even a certain someone in this thread who hates that word (I have actually forgotten who you are).


I would be one of the people who's stated repeatedly that I dislike the use of the term "Slut",and given the reasons for my dislike over and over.
However,it seems as though there are those who enjoy tossing that term about...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:04:17


Post by: Melissia


What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:04:35


Post by: Chowderhead


Melissia wrote:Frankly I think Bella is the author's "take that" at vapid, whiny teen girls.

I've seen inteviews with Stephanie (the author), and it seems like this is her fantasy, cme real.

Anyway, Breaking Dawn was awful. Really, a Vampire Baby? That makes no sense.

On a side note, yes, I have read everything that Stephanie has written. (It was to get with a girl, don't worry )


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:15:54


Post by: FITZZ


Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:19:16


Post by: Melissia


chowderhead13 wrote:I've seen inteviews with Stephanie (the author), and it seems like this is her fantasy
Somehow that wouldn't be surprising either. It's such a poorly written little piece of crap. Wonder how it got so popular... I can think of many romances, even vampire ones, which were better written.

Hell, the romances in Battletech were better written.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:20:05


Post by: Tim the Biovore


FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


Are you refering to me?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:22:03


Post by: Monster Rain


FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


But that makes things so complicated! I think there can be such a thing as "self-destructive promiscuity" but I don't think that every woman that has sex with more than one person deserves to be called a slut.

Twilight. Yeah. For my Vampire, Werewolf, Mortal love triangles I prefer Anita Blake. YMMV


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:22:19


Post by: Melissia


Poor, poor Omi and Victor.

Now THAT is a tragic romance. Twilight is just a bunch of vapid, wangsty crap.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:22:34


Post by: FITZZ


Tim the Biovore wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


Are you refering to me?


To the best of my knowledge your not one of the posters who repeatedly uses that term...so ...no I'm not.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:25:11


Post by: Tim the Biovore


FITZZ wrote:
Tim the Biovore wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


Are you refering to me?


To the best of my knowledge your not one of the posters who repeatedly uses that term...so ...no I'm not.


Good to know. I was just unsure if I had subconsciously slipped it in other threads similar to this one.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:26:13


Post by: Chowderhead


FITZZ wrote:
Tim the Biovore wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


Are you refering to me?


To the best of my knowledge your not one of the posters who repeatedly uses that term...so ...no I'm not.

So... me?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:26:54


Post by: FITZZ


@ Monster Rain..

People need more complication in their lives...Far to often people seek to understand /interpret things with the easiest definitions and the most limited amount of thought possible.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:27:16


Post by: Slarg232


chowderhead13 wrote:On a side note, yes, I have read everything that Stephanie has written. (It was to get with a girl, don't worry )


Same here. I read them because all the chicks at school were reading them, and I wanted to be "that guy who slightly understands women".

.... Plan backfired, everyone thought I was gay.....


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:28:00


Post by: FITZZ


chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Tim the Biovore wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Melissia wrote:What? I rarely use the term, outside of yo momma jokes.


Not so much directed at you Melissa...but there are certain posters who frequently use that term.
I basically attribute it to their lack of experience and general inability to grasp that not every aspect of life fits into some established mold.


Are you refering to me?


To the best of my knowledge your not one of the posters who repeatedly uses that term...so ...no I'm not.

So... me?


Well of course you Chowder...I've had an ax to grind with you ever since you abandoned the dancing monkey.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:28:43


Post by: Monster Rain


Agreed. Bring back the monkey.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
FITZZ wrote: @ Monster Rain..

People need more complication in their lives...Far to often people seek to understand /interpret things with the easiest definitions and the most limited amount of thought possible.


How much of a part of it do you think immaturity plays though? When you're younger and sex is still a bit of a mystery the term "slut" and the like gets thrown around as an insult.

As you get older and hear "That girl is a slut" you suddenly want to get to know her better. Maybe its just me.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:32:43


Post by: Melissia


He can't bring the monkey back until the experiment is over.

The expriment can't begin until he also provides five ducks, a chaise longue, and one slightly chewed 1997 chevy pickup.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:36:08


Post by: FITZZ


Monster Rain wrote:Agreed. Bring back the monkey.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
FITZZ wrote: @ Monster Rain..

People need more complication in their lives...Far to often people seek to understand /interpret things with the easiest definitions and the most limited amount of thought possible.


How much of a part of it do you think immaturity plays though? When you're younger and sex is still a bit of a mystery the term "slut" and the like gets thrown around as an insult.

As you get older and hear "That girl is a slut" you suddenly want to get to know her better. Maybe its just me.


I think maturity or lack thereof plays a big part in the definitions/terms we use,coupled with real world experiences and perspectives.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Melissia wrote:He can't bring the monkey back until the experiment is over.

The expriment can't begin until he also provides five ducks, a chaise longue, and one slightly chewed 1997 chevy pickup.


I have to admit that I am now morbidly curious as to the nature of this experiment.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 16:57:27


Post by: Asherian Command


chowderhead13 wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Melissia wrote:I don't even know if I can call them angsty without insulting the true angst from the plays of old.

I mean hell, Bella's a shallow, clingy, manipulative, unlikable, slutty bitch with no redeeming qualities.

Wait that might be why they empathize with her so much.


I think twilight was made to invoke a modified electra complex in teenage girls, replacing the mother with Bella and the father with Edward.




Yep. Thats the big difference between good shows and bad movies.
Good vampire novelists vs bad vampire novelists.
wow I started one hell of a discussion.
Twilight vampires to me seem gay and why would you want to date a guy that has a 0% chance of ever giving you anything pleasurable?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:41:11


Post by: Chowderhead


Alright, the Monkey's back....

Do you guys want the trippy Awesome faces as well?

@Melissia The Chevy wasn't part of the deal. You stated a 1993 Volvo 850.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:43:10


Post by: FITZZ


chowderhead13 wrote:Alright, the Monkey's back....

Do you guys want the trippy Awesome faces as well?


No...I was drinking the other night and the trippy faces were making me nauseous.

But ...I for one rejoice at the monkeys return.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:44:48


Post by: Slarg232


Yay, Monkey!




Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:54:51


Post by: Chowderhead


I had no idea that people cared about my Avatar so much...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:56:18


Post by: Monster Rain


I crave that dancing monkey.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:57:09


Post by: Asherian Command


chowderhead13 wrote:I had no idea that people cared about my Avatar so much...

Yeah I have only ever recieved one comment like that ever. Because my avatar is artwork bah. I should get a new one. Yeah but we like dancing monkeys as it reminds us of how that dancing monkeys are like both genders sometimes. Kinda like dancing.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 17:59:50


Post by: Chowderhead


Dude, why all the love for the monkey? I never had such a hotly debated avatar, it's mostly my signature .Gifs.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:00:26


Post by: Corpsesarefun


chowderhead13 wrote:Dude, why all the love for the monkey? I never had such a hotly debated avatar, it's mostly my signature .Gifs.


Because the monkey fits in with the grimdark of dakka but in a flashy way its like Neon-Noir.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:01:15


Post by: FITZZ


chowderhead13 wrote:I had no idea that people cared about my Avatar so much...


I had just come to recognize your post by the dancing monkey avatar,and the change threw me.
Plus the little fether is cute.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:01:28


Post by: Asherian Command


Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:03:47


Post by: Chowderhead


BTW, does everyone like the new Sig .GIF?

I can give links to my best ones, and a few sites from where I get them.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:04:35


Post by: FITZZ


Asherian Command wrote:Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?


Go insane?...how can I possibly "go" where I already am?...but yes,I would find it confusing.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:06:32


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?

I think I would. I had a hard time dealing with Gitsplitta's change, and if you changed it that would make me a sad panda.




Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:10:22


Post by: FITZZ


chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?

I think I would. I had a hard time dealing with Gitsplitta's change, and if you changed it that would make me a sad panda.




Yes,certain avatars have just become the "face" of the poster..Gits ork,Melissa's SOB..My Captian Spaulding...if we were to change them I believe we'd "get lost" in threads for a while.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:11:05


Post by: Tim the Biovore


I leik the monkeys!!!!!11!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:12:45


Post by: Slarg232


FITZZ wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?

I think I would. I had a hard time dealing with Gitsplitta's change, and if you changed it that would make me a sad panda.




Yes,certain avatars have just become the "face" of the poster..Gits ork,Melissa's SOB..My Captian Spaulding...if we were to change them I believe we'd "get lost" in threads for a while.


My Culstist?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:13:14


Post by: Tim the Biovore


FITZZ wrote: Yes,certain avatars have just become the "face" of the poster..Gits ork,Melissa's SOB..My Captian Spaulding...if we were to change them I believe we'd "get lost" in threads for a while.


It happens to everyone. On numerous occasions I've read a post, and thought 'Hmm, that sounds like something X would say. Oh wait, you are X'.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:16:46


Post by: FITZZ


Slarg232 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?

I think I would. I had a hard time dealing with Gitsplitta's change, and if you changed it that would make me a sad panda.




Yes,certain avatars have just become the "face" of the poster..Gits ork,Melissa's SOB..My Captian Spaulding...if we were to change them I believe we'd "get lost" in threads for a while.


My Culstist?


Exactly. ...there are dozens of Dakkaites that I identify by their avatars and when they change I completely lose them for a bit until I figure out that they've made a swap.
When H.B.M.C changed his avatar to a "Gone fishing" sign ( this was a while back),I completely lost track of his posting for a bit.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:18:19


Post by: Asherian Command


So this avatar of mine now is what identifies me now? Oh thank god at least its not the bald guy.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:18:47


Post by: Corpsesarefun


My avatar became my face long ago.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:20:53


Post by: Asherian Command


Plus if I changed my avatar at least its not Like I am important Dakkite!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:21:44


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:22:23


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:Plus if I changed my avatar at least its not Like I am important Dakkite!


Dude, you are important.

Your my internet Brotha!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:24:00


Post by: Corpsesarefun


FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:24:56


Post by: FITZZ


Asherian Command wrote:Plus if I changed my avatar at least its not Like I am important Dakkite!


Important Dakkaite?...meh,we're all ants scurrying about on the same hill,some of us may be more vocal...but I don't think any of us are more "important."


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:25:08


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...

No! I know you as the B&W Hipster corpses! GAH!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:26:09


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...


Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:27:13


Post by: Chowderhead


FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...


Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.

Are you really going to argue with yourself, corpses? Don't don the mask...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:29:37


Post by: Corpsesarefun


chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...


Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.

Are you really going to argue with yourself, corpses? Don't don the mask...


But the mask calls to me... It is hanging on my wall

My photo isn't that hipster is it ?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:32:07


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


chowderhead13 wrote:
Melissia wrote:Frankly I think Bella is the author's "take that" at vapid, whiny teen girls.

I've seen inteviews with Stephanie (the author), and it seems like this is her fantasy, cme real.

Anyway, Breaking Dawn was awful. Really, a Vampire Baby? That makes no sense.

On a side note, yes, I have read everything that Stephanie has written. (It was to get with a girl, don't worry )


I found the Jacob thing way more sinister myself (Aurelia told me about, she saw it on Wiki I think, neither of us have read the books) the whole, I don't actually fancy you Bella, I fancy your unborn child because we'll be soulmates.



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:33:31


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.


Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.


Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...


Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.

Are you really going to argue with yourself, corpses? Don't don the mask...


But the mask calls to me... It is hanging on my wall

My photo isn't that hipster is it ?


The mask will always call to you...it's what mask do.

And...I wouldn't call your photo "hipster",however it does put me in mind of the type of pictures one might see in "Teen Beat" or other types of magazines aimed and 12-16 year old girls.

"Win a date with Corpses!"
"What is Corpses Really like?"
"10 things that Corpses loves."

...That sort of thing.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:35:47


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Gah! attracting 13 year old girls with my photo? TO THE MASK!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:37:41


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:
My photo isn't that hipster is it ?

It's you, looking at the camera from an angle, not smiling, and it's B&W.




Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:38:40


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:Gah! attracting 13 year old girls with my photo? TO THE MASK!


No no no...not what I meant at all, I was simply saying you convey that "heart throb" sort of vibe in your photo...besides,13 year old girls do grow up to be 21 year old girls you know....if they love you now...they may still love you later.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:39:05


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Mwahaha now you have quoted nothing


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:39:36


Post by: Chowderhead


Corpses! You look like a serial killer! That makes me scared! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
corpsesarefun wrote:This one better?


That's gonna get us locked.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:40:22


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:This one better?



Why on earth are you performing fellatio on a tree?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:42:35


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Mostly for comedic value it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:45:30


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.


Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:47:32


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I should probably post on dakka less and go get more stories otherwise I'm going to run out pretty soon


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 18:47:57


Post by: Chowderhead


FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.


Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.


It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 19:56:09


Post by: Corpsesarefun


chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.


Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.


It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!


No! Not the airlock! Not again!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 19:59:52


Post by: Asherian Command


WOW I'm Gone for one hour and we have vulgar! And PORNOGRAPHY! MY MIND = BLOWN


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:09:19


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.


Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.


It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!


No! Not the airlock! Not again!

FWUMP!

It puts the Ewoks out of the movie or else it gets the hose again!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:12:53


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Asherian Command wrote:WOW I'm Gone for one hour and we have vulgar! And PORNOGRAPHY! MY MIND = BLOWN


I'm a pornstar now?

Sweet.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:14:16


Post by: Asherian Command


Apparently...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:15:00


Post by: FITZZ


chowderhead13 wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.


Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.


It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!


No! Not the airlock! Not again!

FWUMP!

It puts the Ewoks out of the movie or else it gets the hose again!


I'll vote for that ...Better yet,it shoves the Ewoks out the airlock or else it gets the hose again.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:WOW I'm Gone for one hour and we have vulgar! And PORNOGRAPHY! MY MIND = BLOWN


I'm a pornstar now?

Sweet.


It is your ...destiny.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:17:46


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Was that from your experiences as my future self (in which case surely you should be vader to my anakin rather than palpatine? ) or due to your force based psychic powers?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:21:30


Post by: FITZZ


corpsesarefun wrote:Was that from your experiences as my future self (in which case surely you should be vader to my anakin rather than palpatine? ) or due to your force based psychic powers?


Oh definitely based on experience. ...remember I/you/we..spent/spend over 20 years playing in various bands.



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:26:57


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:Was that from your experiences as my future self (in which case surely you should be vader to my anakin rather than palpatine? ) or due to your force based psychic powers?

Your the basist in the band, remember? And as we all know, the basist has the largest guitar and the largest "guitar"


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:53:51


Post by: Happygrunt


Chowderhead, I want your gif website.

Everyone else, WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:57:21


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Happygrunt wrote:Choderhead, I want your gif website.

Everyone else, WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?


I am a future pornstar bassist from the past.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 20:58:36


Post by: Cheesecat


Happygrunt wrote:Choderhead, I want your gif website.

Everyone else, WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!?


Now that's just being mean.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:06:42


Post by: Asherian Command


Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:08:01


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.


In my experience girls are anything but mean when high.

Another story lost :(


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:09:03


Post by: Asherian Command


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.


In my experience girls are anything but mean when high.

Another story lost :(

:(. OKAY but I was talking about when they are high, drunk and on acid. Sometimes some women act like the devil.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:10:00


Post by: rubiksnoob


Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.





Automatically Appended Next Post:
Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.


In my experience girls are anything but mean when high.

Another story lost :(

:(. OKAY but I was talking about when they are high, drunk and on acid. Sometimes some women act like the devil.





Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:11:03


Post by: Asherian Command


rubiksnoob wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.



I'm just saying anything that comes to the top of my head.

Have you ever thought when talking to a girl. "FOr the love of all that is holy. STOP USING THE WORD LIKE!"


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:12:38


Post by: FITZZ


Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.


In my experience girls are anything but mean when high.

Another story lost :(

:(. OKAY but I was talking about when they are high, drunk and on acid. Sometimes some women act like the devil.


Some Women don't need any of that to act like "the Devil".


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:13:38


Post by: Asherian Command


FITZZ wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Nah. Not as mean as girls when they are high.


In my experience girls are anything but mean when high.

Another story lost :(

:(. OKAY but I was talking about when they are high, drunk and on acid. Sometimes some women act like the devil.


Some Women don't need any of that to act like "the Devil".

Sorry Acting like a Hannah Montanna or any other popstar you can think of.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:15:29


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Drunk women are great fun.

Stoned women are great fun.

High women are great fun.

Your problem is you are talking to bitches.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:16:10


Post by: Asherian Command


corpsesarefun wrote:Drunk women are great fun.

Stoned women are great fun.

High women are great fun.

Your problem is you are talking to bitches.

Ah that might be the problem then.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:20:11


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:Drunk women are great fun.

Stoned women are great fun.

High women are great fun.

Your problem is you are talking to bitches.

I'm 14 and I don't even


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:31:15


Post by: Asherian Command


U don't?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:38:10


Post by: rubiksnoob


I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:39:31


Post by: Corpsesarefun


rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.


Just wait for melissia to make the mother of all replies to everything that has been said.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:39:35


Post by: Asherian Command


rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.

Meh.Its ok. It lived out its life.
My question still remains.
Who else has noticed the annoyance of the girls repeating of one word... The Word Like, What ever, LOL, and any of the texting language when you are talking to one? It annoys me. Anyone else apart from me?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:41:11


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Asherian Command wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.

Meh.Its ok. It lived out its life.
My question still remains.
Who else has noticed the annoyance of the girls repeating of one word... The Word Like, What ever, LOL, and any of the texting language when you are talking to one? It annoys me. Anyone else apart from me?


The one word answer and its cousin the one repeated word answer are both signs that a girl is busy or not that interested :/ sorry bro.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:42:17


Post by: Asherian Command


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.

Meh.Its ok. It lived out its life.
My question still remains.
Who else has noticed the annoyance of the girls repeating of one word... The Word Like, What ever, LOL, and any of the texting language when you are talking to one? It annoys me. Anyone else apart from me?


The one word answer and its cousin the one repeated word answer are both signs that a girl is busy or not that interested :/ sorry bro.

Uhh. Thats not what I was saying mate. I was saying girls like repeating this. "Like OMG, this one guy is like completely in love with me. Like lets have a threesome."


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:45:28


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.

Meh.Its ok. It lived out its life.
My question still remains.
Who else has noticed the annoyance of the girls repeating of one word... The Word Like, What ever, LOL, and any of the texting language when you are talking to one? It annoys me. Anyone else apart from me?


The one word answer and its cousin the one repeated word answer are both signs that a girl is busy or not that interested :/ sorry bro.

Uhh. Thats not what I was saying mate. I was saying girls like repeating this. "Like OMG, this one guy is like completely in love with me. Like lets have a threesome."


Oh, that is like because they are fethers or something.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:46:05


Post by: Chowderhead


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.

Meh.Its ok. It lived out its life.
My question still remains.
Who else has noticed the annoyance of the girls repeating of one word... The Word Like, What ever, LOL, and any of the texting language when you are talking to one? It annoys me. Anyone else apart from me?


The one word answer and its cousin the one repeated word answer are both signs that a girl is busy or not that interested :/ sorry bro.

The word bro is a bad word to say. The dictionary defines it as
Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:46:48


Post by: Asherian Command


Yeah. Can we post stupid comments we have read on facebook? PLEASE PLEASE! They are so dumb that they should be pasted onto failblog.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:52:47


Post by: Corpsesarefun


chowderhead13 wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:I think this thread is starting to die now. Tis the beginning of the end.

Meh.Its ok. It lived out its life.
My question still remains.
Who else has noticed the annoyance of the girls repeating of one word... The Word Like, What ever, LOL, and any of the texting language when you are talking to one? It annoys me. Anyone else apart from me?


The one word answer and its cousin the one repeated word answer are both signs that a girl is busy or not that interested :/ sorry bro.

The word bro is a bad word to say. The dictionary defines it as
Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.


Thats totally me bro.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 21:54:33


Post by: Cheesecat


Asherian Command wrote:Yeah. Can we post stupid comments we have read on facebook? PLEASE PLEASE! They are so dumb that they should be pasted onto failblog.


I have no problem with this but then again my judgment isn't the greatest.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 22:04:51


Post by: Asherian Command


ok.
Stupid Facebook posts
Blarg Blarg.
"It wouldn't give you the vitamins you need....(girl)"

"Big Nipples I have."

"__________ is a disgusting perverted freak, who likes being called bitch in bed! wtf! and i love "


"just call him && we will have a three some! haha i love you."

Yep those are the three stupidest things I have ever read.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 22:05:51


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:Yeah. Can we post stupid comments we have read on facebook? PLEASE PLEASE! They are so dumb that they should be pasted onto failblog.


DO IT.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 22:09:56


Post by: Asherian Command


You skipped it mate. lol.
Anyone else?
"Jamming out to because i got high with My Best Friends and laughing to _____ questions...."


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 22:29:07


Post by: Fafnir


made twenty bucks off hooter shooters at the Strippers then almost got into a fight with some bitches at mcdonalds. Good night!



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 22:59:06


Post by: Asherian Command


Lol. Thats awesome dude.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:14:54


Post by: Melissia


Wow, I take a nap and four pages pass by? Goddamn guys. Goddamn.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:16:55


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:Wow, I take a nap and four pages pass by? Goddamn guys. Goddamn.

We are starting Stupidest comments we have read on facebook, myspace, or any other media browser used for social networking.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:17:49


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Are we? I'm still thinking about preforming fellatio on a tree.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:18:32


Post by: Melissia


With the image that you have for an avatar, I wouldnl't doubt it.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:18:56


Post by: Monster Rain


I don't get it.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:19:34


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


This thread needs to die because I can't not read it and there's too much inane chatter going on >.<


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:21:03


Post by: Asherian Command


Another Stupid one.
This one is about a guy who is sleeping a girls room.
"bet he didnt even leave."

Anyway this thread must die.

I will kill it.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:21:14


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Melissia wrote:With the image that you have for an avatar, I wouldnl't doubt it.


My other one apparently reminded folk of teen heart-throbs so i went serial killer instead.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:21:39


Post by: Monster Rain


@ Cannerus: It's not inane chatter. It's... something else.



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:29:32


Post by: Asherian Command



Really this is what I think has happened.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/23 23:30:56


Post by: Chowderhead


Time to close this thread!



You know I'll do it...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 02:47:44


Post by: rubiksnoob


This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 02:53:01


Post by: Chowderhead


rubiksnoob wrote:This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

DAMNIT!

It was almost gone, and you just HAD to start it up again, didn't you?

Alright, lets try this:

I don't understand why women have the sudden urge to, at the age of 13, begin to become mega bitches

/discuss


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 02:56:35


Post by: Cheesecat


chowderhead13 wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

DAMNIT!

It was almost gone, and you just HAD to start it up again, didn't you?

Alright, lets try this:

I don't understand why women have the sudden urge to, at the age of 13, begin to become mega bitches

/discuss


I don't think they realize their bitchy behavior.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 03:06:13


Post by: Chowderhead


Cheesecat wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
rubiksnoob wrote:This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

DAMNIT!

It was almost gone, and you just HAD to start it up again, didn't you?

Alright, lets try this:

I don't understand why women have the sudden urge to, at the age of 13, begin to become mega bitches

/discuss


I don't think they realize their bitchy behavior.

You humor me with your lies.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 03:07:01


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 03:25:54


Post by: Chowderhead


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"

Yeah, never had that happen to me...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 03:27:27


Post by: DA's Forever


It is a good pain


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 03:36:11


Post by: micahaphone


Seeing as this is actually on topic, I'll rejoin

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"


Perhaps they are afraid of hurting the feelings of the other conversationalists, as they obviously want to talk. Men are obviously too blunt and callous to do this. Okay, I've done this before, sans whining afterward.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 03:44:50


Post by: WarOne


chowderhead13 wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"

Yeah, never had that happen to me...


You can also get revenge by spreading other salacious lies.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 05:03:28


Post by: Slarg232


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.


Girls do have cooties! The cooties are just not infectious until much, much later in life, when it starts to adle a mans brain and he can't think straight around his infector!

Also, Church girl seems to be at it again, or something. All I know is I walked past her and her father pointed me out to her, she looked and turned away again. Then, after I sat down, she turned around and glanced at me, before hurriedly turning around again.

Now, before anyone says "That's kind of normal, Slargsy", she avoids me like the plague and hasn't even glanced in my general direction in months.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 05:05:16


Post by: Fafnir


All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

...speaking of cooties, what are they?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 05:06:14


Post by: Slarg232


Fafnir wrote:All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.


I figured the Jelly Beans were more important!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 12:41:52


Post by: Asherian Command


Yeah that seems to be common. Girls avoiding guys like the plague sometimes and by sometimes I mean most of the time is when they avoid us.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 16:26:11


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Fafnir wrote:All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

...speaking of cooties, what are they?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties

Basically young kids accuse people who are different of having "cooties" (coo tees) as a sort of jeering on the playground. Example: "Don't touch her, she's a girl, she has cooties!"


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 16:29:44


Post by: Melissia


Some people never get over their social aversion to the opposite sex despite being sexually attracted to them later on.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 16:30:51


Post by: FITZZ


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Fafnir wrote:All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

...speaking of cooties, what are they?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties

Basically young kids accuse people who are different of having "cooties" (coo tees) as a sort of jeering on the playground. Example: "Don't touch her, she's a girl, she has cooties!"






Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 22:24:36


Post by: Chowderhead


Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 22:26:24


Post by: Asherian Command


chowderhead13 wrote:Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?

No. ITs common. They also do it on Facebook all the time.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 23:44:27


Post by: Melissia


But then, so do young boys. They just do ti differently with penis waggling contests.

Which can often end up... well...



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/24 23:46:53


Post by: Cheesecat


chowderhead13 wrote:Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?


Or they bitch about how life sucks even-though they have a boyfriend, good group of friends and a colorful life.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:34:04


Post by: Avatar 720


Cheesecat wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?


Or they bitch about how life sucks even-though they have a boyfriend, good group of friends and a colorful life.


Boys do that too. I laugh when I see them post "OMFG I GAKKING (replace this with a well know f- word) HATE MY LIFE!!! FML!!!" when an hour or so previously they were posting about going on a piss up with their mates after being paid or going to dinner with their GF or whatever. Some of them have no right to complain. At all. Period. Ever. !.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:34:14


Post by: Slarg232


Cheesecat wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?


Or they bitch about how life sucks even-though they have a boyfriend, good group of friends and a colorful life.


I hate that.

I'm sitting at around 45 friends, and nary a bad thing has ever been on my Status. Mostly just musical lyrics.

I have had at least four girls as "friends" that have been like this; one of them has 10,000 friends, 1,500 pictures of herself on there, and almost every other update is "Don't like me? Kiss my ass". Another one had a freakin go-cart, a good 500 friends, and a boyfriend of three years, and every other update was "FML"......


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:38:44


Post by: Asherian Command


Slarg232 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?


Or they bitch about how life sucks even-though they have a boyfriend, good group of friends and a colorful life.


I hate that.

I'm sitting at around 45 friends, and nary a bad thing has ever been on my Status. Mostly just musical lyrics.

I have had at least four girls as "friends" that have been like this; one of them has 10,000 friends, 1,500 pictures of herself on there, and almost every other update is "Don't like me? Kiss my ass". Another one had a freakin go-cart, a good 500 friends, and a boyfriend of three years, and every other update was "FML"......

-.- Thats annoying when they post updates every 30 seconds. This is what I like doing. The girl says "at the coffee shop"
I type "Just walked into a coffee shop"
She types "Going out with the girls to club."
I type "Going out to a club."
She types "going to bed."
I type "Climbing a tree."
OF course people know its a joke because I linked it to comedian. And then I said ok. Guys I was joking but seriously get the Frack off facebook and get a life.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:40:21


Post by: Avatar 720


She types "going to bed."
I type "Climbing a tree."


Heh, it's funny 'cos it was probably true


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:41:58


Post by: Asherian Command


Avatar 720 wrote:
She types "going to bed."
I type "Climbing a tree."


Heh, it's funny 'cos it was probably true

Nah, I am not that creepy. I was actually at home working on a project the entire time.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:42:49


Post by: Avatar 720


Asherian Command wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
She types "going to bed."
I type "Climbing a tree."


Heh, it's funny 'cos it was probably true

Nah, I am not that creepy. I was actually at home working on a project the entire time.


Sure you were


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:44:24


Post by: Asherian Command


Avatar 720 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
She types "going to bed."
I type "Climbing a tree."


Heh, it's funny 'cos it was probably true

Nah, I am not that creepy. I was actually at home working on a project the entire time.


Sure you were

Nah. Never mate. I am not a creepy stalker. Just a tracker who goes into the woods and looks for animal trails, and human footprints that aren't suppose to be there in the first place...


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:50:55


Post by: Stormrider


When will it die?!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:51:01


Post by: Avatar 720


I never said you were a stalker, you assumed that's what I was getting at ^_^ I didn't say where you climbed a tree etc.

People and their dirty minds


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 00:56:43


Post by: DA's Forever


Stormrider wrote:When will it die?!


NEVAR


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:00:42


Post by: Slarg232


DA's Forever wrote:
Stormrider wrote:When will it die?!


NEVAR


Only thing that can kill it is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:01:23


Post by: Stormrider


1...2...5... DAMN!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:02:08


Post by: Monster Rain





I had to put this somewhere.

Seems like as good a place as any.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:07:06


Post by: DA's Forever


Daer... God


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:10:00


Post by: Asherian Command


This is why facebook girls need help.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:11:01


Post by: DA's Forever


So have we moved on to random internet stuff now?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:11:51


Post by: Asherian Command


No. Question...
Why do girls on facebook act like they know everything and act like immature brats?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:13:00


Post by: DA's Forever


Asherian Command wrote:No. Question...
Why do girls on facebook act like they know everything and act like immature brats?


Because they probably are


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:24:48


Post by: Avatar 720


Why is there a growing necessity for men to be the ones to approach the opposite sex? Thus far i've been rejected a fair few times, and had my heart, to loosely quote a well known song, 'torn into pieces, and have every piece thrown into a fire' and yet you still want me to come to you? Tell me, does it get hard having to say 'no' to everyone? Or does bad experiences with chasing relationships simply not register as a good enough reason to come to me for once?

I mean God forbid you have to walk over and watch everyone in our group (or simply just passers by or randomers who want to eavesdrop) simultaneously stare you out, whilst you try and pluck up enough of that tattered courage and self-esteem to even say a few words.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:28:51


Post by: Witzkatz


Growing necessity? 's been always like that, I guess. Men want to hunt their prey, women want to be seduced, yadda yadda. A "social convention", if you will. I wouldn't mind if a girl asks me out on a date, but I wouldn't expect her to, due to how things work. And I definitely would not expect a woman to propose to me...that's a man's job and has always been.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:31:14


Post by: Avatar 720


I never said anything about proposals. And yes, it is becoming a growing necessity; less and less women are taking the first step, relying on a man to do it every time for whatever reason because surely there's nothing that could actually dissuade them, and if they don't then they're lazy/don't care/<insert other crazy notion here>


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:45:20


Post by: FITZZ


Avatar 720 wrote:I never said anything about proposals. And yes, it is becoming a growing necessity; less and less women are taking the first step, relying on a man to do it every time for whatever reason because surely there's nothing that could actually dissuade them, and if they don't then they're lazy/don't care/<insert other crazy notion here>


Don't know man, it's basically been "socially proper" for the man to do the asking/courting for centuries,and most people just see it as "the way it is.",however...I don't see this as an absolute in all cases,many woman are empowered enough to forgo the "standard" man ask woman answers BS and go after who they have interest in.

Really it's the type of woman,I've known many who are completely comfortable with saying to men "We really should go out sometime."...if they're interest enough.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:49:09


Post by: Slarg232


FITZZ wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:I never said anything about proposals. And yes, it is becoming a growing necessity; less and less women are taking the first step, relying on a man to do it every time for whatever reason because surely there's nothing that could actually dissuade them, and if they don't then they're lazy/don't care/<insert other crazy notion here>


Don't know man, it's basically been "socially proper" for the man to do the asking/courting for centuries,and most people just see it as "the way it is.",however...I don't see this as an absolute in all cases,many woman are empowered enough to forgo the "standard" man ask woman answers BS and go after who they have interest in.

Really it's the type of woman,I've known many who are completely comfortable with saying to men "We really should go out sometime."...if they're interest enough.


Indeed. I have found that rather stirring, when the women are the ones who ask me out. As long as it is done in a non creepy manor, that is.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:58:14


Post by: FITZZ


Slarg232 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:I never said anything about proposals. And yes, it is becoming a growing necessity; less and less women are taking the first step, relying on a man to do it every time for whatever reason because surely there's nothing that could actually dissuade them, and if they don't then they're lazy/don't care/<insert other crazy notion here>


Don't know man, it's basically been "socially proper" for the man to do the asking/courting for centuries,and most people just see it as "the way it is.",however...I don't see this as an absolute in all cases,many woman are empowered enough to forgo the "standard" man ask woman answers BS and go after who they have interest in.

Really it's the type of woman,I've known many who are completely comfortable with saying to men "We really should go out sometime."...if they're interest enough.


Indeed. I have found that rather stirring, when the women are the ones who ask me out. As long as it is done in a non creepy manor, that is.


My first wife initiated our "Dating Process",I was sitting around with some friends and she walked up and asked if I'd " Like to go hang out sometime."...We got Married a year later...of course we did get divorced three years after that...but...that's besides the point.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 01:58:34


Post by: Asherian Command


Slarg232 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:I never said anything about proposals. And yes, it is becoming a growing necessity; less and less women are taking the first step, relying on a man to do it every time for whatever reason because surely there's nothing that could actually dissuade them, and if they don't then they're lazy/don't care/<insert other crazy notion here>


Don't know man, it's basically been "socially proper" for the man to do the asking/courting for centuries,and most people just see it as "the way it is.",however...I don't see this as an absolute in all cases,many woman are empowered enough to forgo the "standard" man ask woman answers BS and go after who they have interest in.

Really it's the type of woman,I've known many who are completely comfortable with saying to men "We really should go out sometime."...if they're interest enough.


Indeed. I have found that rather stirring, when the women are the ones who ask me out. As long as it is done in a non creepy manor, that is.

You know I wished that was possible sometimes. And I feel under appreciated sometimes. As people just think i am doing it to be noticed when I just automatically do it.. Kinda sucks being a boy scout because its kinda of like natural after you do it for so long.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:15:11


Post by: Slarg232


Asherian Command wrote:
You know I wished that was possible sometimes. And I feel under appreciated sometimes. As people just think i am doing it to be noticed when I just automatically do it.. Kinda sucks being a boy scout because its kinda of like natural after you do it for so long.


Oh, it is possible, you just have to get lucky.

Also, just don't care about that other people don't "appreciate" you, they probably never will in the way that you want. As long as you appreciate you, that's all that matters.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:19:30


Post by: Asherian Command


Slarg232 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
You know I wished that was possible sometimes. And I feel under appreciated sometimes. As people just think i am doing it to be noticed when I just automatically do it.. Kinda sucks being a boy scout because its kinda of like natural after you do it for so long.


Oh, it is possible, you just have to get lucky.

Also, just don't care about that other people don't "appreciate" you, they probably never will in the way that you want. As long as you appreciate you, that's all that matters.

I appreciate me... And When someone says "NO BODY EVEN LIKES YOU!" I respond. "I like me."
But yes Lets hope i get lucky.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:23:51


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
You know I wished that was possible sometimes. And I feel under appreciated sometimes. As people just think i am doing it to be noticed when I just automatically do it.. Kinda sucks being a boy scout because its kinda of like natural after you do it for so long.


Oh, it is possible, you just have to get lucky.

Also, just don't care about that other people don't "appreciate" you, they probably never will in the way that you want. As long as you appreciate you, that's all that matters.

I appreciate me... And When someone says "NO BODY EVEN LIKES YOU!" I respond. "I like me."
But yes Lets hope i get lucky.

I like you. I like you alot. Your my internet brother, remember?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:28:13


Post by: Melissia


Yes, nowadays it's becoming more and more common to have role reversals like that.

Hell, my high school senior year we voted a flamboyantly gay black dude as our president.

I think we did that mostly to piss off the vice principle, who was such a douche.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:29:57


Post by: Asherian Command


chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
You know I wished that was possible sometimes. And I feel under appreciated sometimes. As people just think i am doing it to be noticed when I just automatically do it.. Kinda sucks being a boy scout because its kinda of like natural after you do it for so long.


Oh, it is possible, you just have to get lucky.

Also, just don't care about that other people don't "appreciate" you, they probably never will in the way that you want. As long as you appreciate you, that's all that matters.

I appreciate me... And When someone says "NO BODY EVEN LIKES YOU!" I respond. "I like me."
But yes Lets hope i get lucky.

I like you. I like you alot. Your my internet brother, remember?

Yep I know BRO FIST!
Anyway. Yeah I know people like me its just sometimes I wish I was more famous in other manners.


Role reversals? Really THERE IS LITERALLY NONE of that here at my high school its like saying we will have a snowday and it does happen. And we have yet to get a snow day in 6 years.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:30:09


Post by: Chowderhead


Melissia wrote:Yes, nowadays it's becoming more and more common to have role reversals like that.

Hell, my high school senior year we voted a flamboyantly gay black dude as our president.

I think we did that mostly to piss off the vice principle, who was such a douche.

Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?

It all makes sense now! Johnson, have the scientists stop the tortur- I mean, experiments, we have the answer!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:32:13


Post by: Slarg232


Asherian Command wrote:
Yep I know BRO FIST!




Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:33:54


Post by: Melissia


chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:37:09


Post by: Chowderhead





My feelings summed up towards women and how they act.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:38:34


Post by: Slarg232


You know what I don't understand? How has this thread jumped on and off topic so many times, with absolutely no incentive (that I have seen) from the mods?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:40:36


Post by: Chowderhead


Slarg232 wrote:You know what I don't understand? How has this thread jumped on and off topic so many times, with absolutely no incentive (that I have seen) from the mods?

As they say on 4chan, "The mods are asleep!"


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:41:59


Post by: Asherian Command


Slarg232 wrote:You know what I don't understand? How has this thread jumped on and off topic so many times, with absolutely no incentive (that I have seen) from the mods?

Good question probably because they are too entertained by this thread to lock it.
Anyway. Women are a wierd species of humans. They make us cry, cringe and all sorts of other feelings.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:43:34


Post by: WarOne


chowderhead13 wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:You know what I don't understand? How has this thread jumped on and off topic so many times, with absolutely no incentive (that I have seen) from the mods?

As they say on 4chan, "The mods are asleep!"


There are *insiders* that can make things *hide* from the *eyes* of *moderators.*

*wink* *wink*


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:43:37


Post by: micahaphone


chowderhead13 wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:You know what I don't understand? How has this thread jumped on and off topic so many times, with absolutely no incentive (that I have seen) from the mods?

As they say on 4chan, "The mods are asleep!"


Or as they also say, "DEAR GOD WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT PICTURE YOU WACKJOB".


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:43:52


Post by: Slarg232


Or maybe.... Maybe it's because the people can moderate themselves! BEGIN THE ACCURSED CRUSADE!

.... Sorry, a little overzealous, there.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:45:26


Post by: FITZZ


Slarg232 wrote:You know what I don't understand? How has this thread jumped on and off topic so many times, with absolutely no incentive (that I have seen) from the mods?


Perhaps it's due to the fact that the initial subject mater is so broad that there is no real way to go "off topic.",in as much as every single post could be viewed by the "opposite gender" and "not understood" thus staying perfectly on topic.

...Or ...it could always be that the mods don't want to be bothered and are just hoping this thread will eventually die ....painfully.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:45:55


Post by: WarOne


Slarg232 wrote:Or maybe.... Maybe it's because the people can moderate themselves! BEGIN THE ACCURSED CRUSADE!

.... Sorry, a little overzealous, there.


Highly unlikely that people can do such a thing as "moderate" themselves.

We need a government for moderation.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:46:07


Post by: Asherian Command


A little?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:57:24


Post by: Chowderhead


WarOne wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:Or maybe.... Maybe it's because the people can moderate themselves! BEGIN THE ACCURSED CRUSADE!

.... Sorry, a little overzealous, there.


Highly unlikely that people can do such a thing as "moderate" themselves.

We need a government for moderation.

So... The mods?

++REST OF MESSAGE RETRACTED BY D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T PLAYBOY ASSASSIN++


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:57:50


Post by: micahaphone


Aaaaaand now we've crossed into the Anarchy thread! Yaaaay!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 02:59:56


Post by: Chowderhead


micahaphone wrote:Aaaaaand now we've crossed into the Anarchy thread! Yaaaay!

Wait.. What?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:01:06


Post by: Asherian Command


Can someone just answer my question


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:03:09


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:Can someone just answer my question

I have no idea. This thread is so fethed up.




Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:03:32


Post by: Monster Rain


What was the question?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:05:12


Post by: Asherian Command


Has anyone ever seen taught a girl a lesson on facebook?
Or been accused of facebook stalking when it clearly was not?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:08:11


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:
Or been accused of facebook stalking when it clearly was not?

Yes, I have. And it was fixed quite fast, after it was explained that I was, and never will be, friends with this girl on FB.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:08:26


Post by: Monster Rain


Observing how obsessed you are with Facebook lately, Ash, I can sort of see their point.

Go outside!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:08:30


Post by: DA's Forever


chowderhead13 wrote:


My feelings summed up towards women and how they act.


win


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:09:59


Post by: Asherian Command


Monster Rain wrote:Observing how obsessed you are with Facebook lately, Ash, I can sort of see their point.

Me? Nah. I just leave it on now adays.I am actually obsessed with NEAB. Nowhere Else and Beyond.
But other than that nothing else. Girl just don't like me in real life...
AND I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ITS FREAKING COLD OUT THERE! ITS CHICAGO MATE!
I Live in the coldest state right now + snow + wind temperature + the fact that I have a cold. Adds to the fact i need to stay inside.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:11:32


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:Observing how obsessed you are with Facebook lately, Ash, I can sort of see their point.

Me? Nah. I just leave it on now adays.I am actually obsessed with NEAB. Nowhere Else and Beyond.
But other than that nothing else. Girl just don't like me in real life...

Aww, cheer up!

My first GF dumped me 5 days in! We hadn't kissed! We went on one date!

Your life is bad, I have a fatal disease and possible liver failure! Huzzah Chowderhead!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:13:18


Post by: Monster Rain


Is that true, chowdah?

That would make me very sad if it was. The disease thing, I mean. "Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks."- William Shakespeare


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:14:47


Post by: Asherian Command


chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:Observing how obsessed you are with Facebook lately, Ash, I can sort of see their point.

Me? Nah. I just leave it on now adays.I am actually obsessed with NEAB. Nowhere Else and Beyond.
But other than that nothing else. Girl just don't like me in real life...

Aww, cheer up!

My first GF dumped me 5 days in! We hadn't kissed! We went on one date!

Your life is bad, I have a fatal disease and possible liver failure! Huzzah Chowderhead!

Its ok we all have problems. Every human has a problem, its only natural. Hopefully you get better. Right now I lost my singing voice and my accented voices which is what I am good at. Its like walking around with no limbs. :(

And I am cheered up. I just can't do anything right now. And no matter how many times I say sorry, I have yet to hear "Its fine, it was just a mistake." Kinda sucks if they don't.

Heres a song for you Chowderhead. Sung by one of the few greatest singers of my generation. Josh Groban



Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:17:52


Post by: Monster Rain


So what is it that you do that causes all of these stalking-related misunderstandings?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:18:59


Post by: Asherian Command


Monster Rain wrote:So what is it that you do that causes all of these stalking-related misunderstandings?

I wished them a happy birthday... I am not even joking. And They must of forgetten because they wrote it down on my schedule last year. And i forgot >.<


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:42:15


Post by: DickBandit


Here's an epiphany I had that I hope y'all can learn from:

I don't understand females... and I could fething care less!! Seriously. Know and understand yourself completely before trying to delve into the mind of a confusing creature such as woman. (The same could be said the other way of course)

The point is men and women were made in such a different way that we will never fully understand each other and that is the point of relationships. Each day you learn more about your partner and grow closer to them through understanding, because if you knew everything about them it wouldn't be interesting.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:51:19


Post by: Asherian Command


Also they do this.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:52:11


Post by: micahaphone


nope, never done that on facebook. And remember Chowderhead, if you've gotta go, go out with a bang. Ride a nuclear bomb on its final voyage during WW III and/or the war with Iran. (they're coming, I know it...)


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 03:57:07


Post by: Asherian Command


micahaphone wrote:nope, never done that on facebook. And remember Chowderhead, if you've gotta go, go out with a bang. Ride a nuclear bomb on its final voyage during WW III and/or the war with Iran. (they're coming, I know it...)

Its okay. I am the few that has that happened to them. *gets shot in the head.*


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 04:00:09


Post by: micahaphone


Sounds like they're over reacting, though. I'm gonna rule that this isn't your fault, buddy.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 04:12:57


Post by: Cheesecat


micahaphone wrote:nope, never done that on facebook. And remember Chowderhead, if you've gotta go, go out with a bang. Ride a nuclear bomb on its final voyage during WW III and/or the war with Iran. (they're coming, I know it...)


By "bang" I thought you meant something else.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 04:17:39


Post by: micahaphone


waay to have you mind in the gutter, buddy. But hey, as far as ways to go, incineration on a nuclear bomb's pretty darn cool. Unless you are a pacifist. And it beats being near-murdered at a practice wedding, leaving you OUT FOR REVENGE.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 08:13:42


Post by: Luco


DickBandit wrote: Know and understand yourself completely before trying to delve into the mind of a confusing creature such as woman.


No way man, there aint a thing in the world that'll make me go back in there. Besides, I like other people's minds, so comfy.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 12:53:27


Post by: Chowderhead


Monster Rain wrote:Is that true, chowdah?

That would make me very sad if it was. The disease thing, I mean. "Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks."- William Shakespeare

Yes sir! Ulcerative Colitis kills 2,000 people a year, and puts about 10 times that number into hospitals.

I'm also on a massive iron binge as I have 66% of my blood left (I'm getting pretty anemic).


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 13:28:02


Post by: Melissia


Well, that's what you get for letting me use you as a cheap source of blood so that I can capture vampires for study.


None found yet by the way, but I am still optimistic.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 13:44:13


Post by: Slarg232


Melissia wrote:Well, that's what you get for letting me use you as a cheap source of blood so that I can capture vampires for study.


None found yet by the way, but I am still optimistic.


Have you looked during the day or the night?

Apparantely, they are supposed to sparkle during the day now.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 14:15:38


Post by: Melissia


In the night, because if I saw a vampire sparkle I would be unable to resist using portals do dismember them and send their quickly decaying body parts scattered across the world.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 15:49:35


Post by: vleermie


Don't know if this is already metioned, but I don't get why woman have to go in 'groups' to the bathroom?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 15:55:45


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.


A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... We must make this happen!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 15:59:40


Post by: rubiksnoob


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.


A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER BEFORE PROCEEDING



Fix'd.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 17:05:41


Post by: Frazzled


Asherian Command wrote:No. Question...
Why do teenagers act like they know everything and act like immature brats?


Corrected your typo.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
rubiksnoob wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.


A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER BEFORE PROCEEDING



Fix'd.


This better be a Weiner Dog freiendly drinking establishment or there will be gun play!


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 18:03:44


Post by: Chowderhead


Melissia wrote:Well, that's what you get for letting me use you as a cheap source of blood so that I can capture vampires for study.


None found yet by the way, but I am still optimistic.

I have one. All he does is brood and sparkle though. I kinda had a stake jammed through his heart, but that did squat.

He also cries for "Bella". I'm assuming that's his Boyfriend.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 18:17:31


Post by: Lord-Loss


Frazzled wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:No. Question...
Why do teenagers act like they know everything and act like immature brats?


Corrected your typo.


Totally agree, we really are a bunch of donkey-caves.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 18:41:21


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


rubiksnoob wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Melissia wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?
I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.


A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER BEFORE PROCEEDING



Fix'd.


I forget what she said exactly, but she made reference to hearing or seeing something "when she was a kid" that leads me to believe she's 20 at least. If I'm off, I'm off >.>


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 20:00:39


Post by: JohnHwangDD


Avatar 720 wrote:Why is there a growing necessity for men to be the ones to approach the opposite sex?


Because being a man involves having enough sack to just do it?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 20:34:49


Post by: Sweord


Holy crap. I stop reading this thread for two days and miss 30 pages.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 20:36:56


Post by: FITZZ


Sweord wrote:Holy crap. I stop reading this thread for two days and miss 30 pages.


It does seem to have taken on a Hydra like life of it's own hasn't it?


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 20:39:34


Post by: Frazzled


I think this is appropriate:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C2EAKrEhlas" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2EAKrEhlas&NR=1&feature=fvwp


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 20:42:17


Post by: FITZZ


Frazzled wrote:I think this is appropriate:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C2EAKrEhlas" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>


Someone contact Weiner Comand..Frazz is experiancing thechnical dificulties.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 20:44:12


Post by: Frazzled


Yea I don't know what the damn deal is and its pissed me off.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 21:07:21


Post by: Avatar 720


JohnHwangDD wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Why is there a growing necessity for men to be the ones to approach the opposite sex?


Because being a man involves having enough sack to just do it?


Sack =/= Man

What about post-ops who had it removed? They're still a genetic male.


Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender @ 2011/01/25 21:13:59


Post by: FITZZ


Avatar 720 wrote:
JohnHwangDD wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Why is there a growing necessity for men to be the ones to approach the opposite sex?


Because being a man involves having enough sack to just do it?


Sack =/= Man

What about post-ops who had it removed? They're still a genetic male.


Sack=Confidence .

...Of course..those post ops who had it removed had better be confident in their decision.