Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
My Missus,who happens to be African American,is the most down to earth level headed woman I have ever been with in my life.
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
My Missus,who happens to be African American,is the most down to earth level headed woman I have ever been with in my life.
Quickly fitzz, does she have a fantastic arse and bear the name Chev?
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
My Missus,who happens to be African American,is the most down to earth level headed woman I have ever been with in my life.
Quickly fitzz, does she have a fantastic arse and bear the name Chev?
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
Awesome at what point to i suddenly gain musical skill?
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
Awesome at what point to i suddenly gain musical skill?
That's the anomaly...I started playing bass when I was 12...you should already have acquired those skills.
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
Awesome at what point to i suddenly gain musical skill?
That's the anomaly...I started playing bass when I was 12...you should already have acquired those skills.
Something happened back in 1983 that altered the past!
Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Of course Marty! Now come on, we need to fix the past and get to the clocktower!
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Sorry we are out of de loreans but we do have these.
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Of course Marty! Now come on, we need to fix the past and get to the clocktower!
Of course! If I can play at the dance logically I must be able to play something which means I must be at the dance so my parents meet enabling me to learn the bass allowing me to evolve into FITZZ!
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
When playing bass...coordination comes second..feeling what your playing is whats important.
My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Of course Marty! Now come on, we need to fix the past and get to the clocktower!
Of course! If I can play at the dance logically I must be able to play something which means I must be at the dance so my parents meet enabling me to learn the bass allowing me to evolve into FITZZ!
MARTY! We did it! The Delorian worked, and 1983 is back to the way it was! Now for 2 more crappy sequels!
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Course women love vocalists! Look at Alby's work http://dresdenmusic.com/ and then look at how much he gets
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
So if asherian becomes alby and i become fitzz... does chowderhead become melissia ?
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
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chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
So if asherian becomes alby and i become fitzz... does chowderhead become melissia ?
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
But doesn't bass always have the largest... Well... you know?
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
But doesn't bass always have the largest... Well... you know?
Drug habit?...Bar tab?...Divorce rate? ...oh wait...I get what your asking...yes that's always true.
Nah. I sing solos very well, and I am a helper for a band. Because they really like that I can hit lower notes that they cannot hit. That and I have 5 years experience in it. I love sciences and music. But girls just don't like my style weird and long face kinda of makes it look weird.
And no the guys in my choir are not gay. Only two are gay. I am just continuing a family tradition. Which none of the people in my class know about XD.
I do speaking things and talk about current events and stuff in very official voices and such. But all of that is not in my homestate. No one at my school knows what I am actually good at except at choir and school work. People are completely surprised when I start acting differently outside of school. Apparently people think I am robot like in school But when i am not in it. I am more free roaming ^.^ But Anyway My friends tell me that the most annoying thing about a girl is when they chat your ears out. But I haven't noticed that :?: Kinda strange.
But Its kinda interesting to see other peoples stories of me. And Some of them are so stupid its like believing that peanut butter is the new weapon of mass destruction against terriosts...
Another thing is people label me as weird for being able to speak out against anything and yell at people with no problems at all. And I care who I yell at though, I don't insult, but I push common sense into them.
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
But doesn't bass always have the largest... Well... you know?
Drug habit?...Bar tab?...Divorce rate? ...oh wait...I get what your asking...yes that's always true.
1) Why do they get mad when your buddies show up to your place unannounced/you show up unannouned at a buddy's place with copious quantities of beer, ready to watch the hockey game. She should know there's hockey on that night, so why do women get mad about that sort of thing?
2) Why don't women enjoy our powerful, manly flatulence as much as we do? Women love sharing experiences. Why should a man's farts be any different! Stop rolling down your car window or leaving the room - cherish the smell, and you'll understand.
metallifan wrote:
2) Why don't women enjoy our powerful, manly flatulence as much as we do? Women love sharing experiences. Why should a man's farts be any different! Stop rolling down your car window or leaving the room - cherish the smell, and you'll understand.
1) Why do they get mad when your buddies show up to your place unannounced/you show up unannouned at a buddy's place with copious quantities of beer, ready to watch the hockey game. She should know there's hockey on that night, so why do women get mad about that sort of thing?
2) Why don't women enjoy our powerful, manly flatulence as much as we do? Women love sharing experiences. Why should a man's farts be any different! Stop rolling down your car window or leaving the room - cherish the smell, and you'll understand.
1) I believe it's due to the fact that they see it as somehow "disrupting the nest.",it's something they weren't anticipating.
2) I have no idea...
FITZZ wrote:1) I believe it's due to the fact that they see it as somehow "disrupting the nest.",it's something they weren't anticipating.
Neither were we! But the boys show up with a hefty haul of brews and we're overjoyed, while the missus just gives us the stink-eye from the corner. How can anyone not love beer and hockey!? Or beer and any violent sport!?
FITZZ wrote:1) I believe it's due to the fact that they see it as somehow "disrupting the nest.",it's something they weren't anticipating.
Neither were we! But the boys show up with a hefty haul of brews and we're overjoyed, while the missus just gives us the stink-eye from the corner. How can anyone not love beer and hockey!? Or beer and any violent sport!?
Slarg232 wrote:Is that why I am having problems picking up chicks? I haven't put enough time into my Guitar?
Yep. Acoustic Guitar = sensitive = chick magnet.
Hmmm..... Needs to get playing that.
Oh hey, while we are on the subject of wimminz and guitars, would I rather have a woman more attracted to Electric Guitars/Metal, or a woman who wants a sensitive man?
Slarg232 wrote:Is that why I am having problems picking up chicks? I haven't put enough time into my Guitar?
Yep. Acoustic Guitar = sensitive = chick magnet.
Hmmm..... Needs to get playing that.
Oh hey, while we are on the subject of wimminz and guitars, would I rather have a woman more attracted to Electric Guitars/Metal, or a woman who wants a sensitive man?
Depends on your own choices. I, personally, prefer playing acoustic guitar music over electric metally stuff most of the time anyway, because E-Guitar without drums 'n bass can have some problems sounding like a "whole" song, while many acoustic pieces are perfect just for one guitar.
About guitars being a chic magnet...Yeah, I guess they can be. My guitar teacher once taught me a piece and said "When you play this, people need to cry! If they don't, you're not playing it with enough emotion and skill."
Just hasn't worked for me yet to a noticeable amout, but I don't notice that much stuff, so...
Witzkatz wrote:Depends on your own choices. I, personally, prefer playing acoustic guitar music over electric metally stuff most of the time anyway, because E-Guitar without drums 'n bass can have some problems sounding like a "whole" song, while many acoustic pieces are perfect just for one guitar.
About guitars being a chic magnet...Yeah, I guess they can be. Just hasn't worked for me yet to a noticeable amout, but I don't notice that much stuff, so...
True, but still, it's METAL! In the case of being sucked into an alternate dimension where daemonic nuns have zippers for faces, I would rather know Metal Riffs, yes? No?
Interesting hypothesis. Might I counter with "In the case I'm being sucked into an alternate dimension where beautiful women roam the lands in search of one of the last few sensitive, non-cybernetically-augmented non-work-drone, non-servitor males on their planet, I would rather know a good Spanish Romance, yes? no?"
Witzkatz wrote: Interesting hypothesis. Might I counter with "In the case I'm being sucked into an alternate dimension where beautiful women roam the lands in search of one of the last few sensitive, non-cybernetically-augmented non-work-drone, non-servitor males on their planet, I would rather know a good Spanish Romance, yes? no?"
micahaphone wrote:Acoustic songs in Spanish, the style of Madrid. You'll be golden.
But would Golden really be what the seniorita's want? I don't know, it may make them eat out of my hand, but that would almost feel like too much effort was put into trying to get the cheeka's, and not actually playing the guitar to play the guitar.
micahaphone wrote:Acoustic songs in Spanish, the style of Madrid. You'll be golden.
But would Golden really be what the seniorita's want? I don't know, it may make them eat out of my hand, but that would almost feel like too much effort was put into trying to get the cheeka's, and not actually playing the guitar to play the guitar.
Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Before we get into that....
How tall is said 110 LB girl?
If they're any taller than four foot ten, 110 pounds is a bit light.
For example, a 5'7" woman should be within 123 to 163 depending on their build (IE, whether or not they're lazy slender wimps, or if they actually exercise every now and then for more than half an hour every week).
(as a side note, the healthy weight range for men at that height is 138-168)
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Getting laid with guitar?
I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
Iris
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
Holy Crap. Most men would kill for a three-way.
I don't know three-ways seem kind of overrated because there's always the problem of who to feth first, one of the girls in the groups isn't as hot/doesn't have as good of moves and then there's also who do you release your load with first.
-.-
Yeah that happens. Anyway. Most guys in the world always want to lose their virginity in a threesome. Which rarely never happens.
I really like the girls that are in my choir they are all hot and actually look good, and sing very well. Too Bad one of them hates my guts :( and wants my entire life down the drain.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:First one was FFM If you think there will be drama, stay away from the situation. As long as everyone enjoys themselves it's cool.
holy FFM is just uhh big deal for us it seems. I miss Australia already now
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:First one was FFM If you think there will be drama, stay away from the situation. As long as everyone enjoys themselves it's cool.
Ok,lets be realistic about "Fitness"..these women are curvy and fit.
This lady is chubby..
This is a big guy...but appears to be in shape.
This guy obviously needs to back away from the fething buffet...
....Like it our not,there are body types that the majority of people find aesthetically pleasing,and climbing on a soap box claiming it's some how "unfair" doesn't change that.
People should take some personal responsibility when it comes to their bodies,it's not societies fault that you ate that box of donuts or that gallon of ice cream...it's yours.
I don't give a feth if someone thinks it's attracive. Being 5'8" and weighing 110 pounds is unhealthy and self abuse.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think that third girl is unattractive. She needs to work her arms out a bit more to really have that dress flatter her though.
FITZZ wrote:
....Like it our not,there are body types that the majority of people find aesthetically pleasing,and climbing on a soap box claiming it's some how "unfair" doesn't change that.
People should take some personal responsibility when it comes to their bodies,it's not societies fault that you ate that box of donuts or that gallon of ice cream...it's yours.
And there are plenty of fat people who love each other or mixed couples. Basically you have to make your confidence your responsibility and quit blaming everyone at some point too. My skin is really bad. It affects my self perception pretty severely if I think about it. I still get in my fair share of trouble considering. Confidence is extremely attractive.
Melissia wrote:I don't give a feth if someone thinks it's attracive. Being 5'8" and weighing 110 pounds is unhealthy and self abuse.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think that third girl is unattractive. She needs to work her arms out a bit more to really have that dress flatter her though.
Unless you have high muscle mass, you really shouldn't weigh that much at that height, I agree. 150 is basically the upper limit for a healthy female body at that height.
Melissia wrote:I don't give a feth if someone thinks it's attracive. Being 5'8" and weighing 110 pounds is unhealthy and self abuse.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think that third girl is unattractive. She needs to work her arms out a bit more to really have that dress flatter her though.
And I agree. Society (sadly) has been the opposite of logic lately. Go tell it to feth off.
FITZZ wrote: ....Like it our not,there are body types that the majority of people find aesthetically pleasing,and climbing on a soap box claiming it's some how "unfair" doesn't change that.
People should take some personal responsibility when it comes to their bodies,it's not societies fault that you ate that box of donuts or that gallon of ice cream...it's yours.
Exactly.
I'm with Rayne Summers on this one:
Between Anorexia and Obesity, I know that both are bad, but one is seen as being Ok and not your fault, and the other is seen as terrible. Which one do you think is more common in society?
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think that third girl is unattractive. She needs to work her arms out a bit more to really have that dress flatter her though.
I don't believe she is "unattractive" not in the least,but I do believe she could stand to tone up a bit and drop a few pounds...not to some sickly anorexic level..but a few pounds.
1000!
anyway.
I know that some girls just blog. And blog
And blog.
And blog.... So on and so forth. Its annoying as hell.
They just complain and complain. And they don't get internet things at all. Even if you are joking they don't get that.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think that third girl is unattractive. She needs to work her arms out a bit more to really have that dress flatter her though.
I don't believe she is "unattractive" not in the least,but I do believe she could stand to tone up a bit and drop a few pounds...not to some sickly anorexic level..but a few pounds.
I think that's what I just said.
Having slightly flabby arms with a sleeveless shirt doesn't exactly make for flattering attire.
I just weighed myself and i'm 100.8 pounds at 5'9...
The amount of people that think i'm anorexic is unbelievable, they can't imagine that it's ainything to do with how both sides of my family have men that were like this at my age; my dad was tall and skinny and so were both of my mum's brothers, yet people insist on giving me advice where it isn't wanted; i've even had randomers asking me if my parents fed me enough and it took all my willpower not to punch them in the face.
I can eat my way through tons of stuff, but I never seem to gain noticeable amounts of weight or lose it.
I've been to a few doctors in my time too, and they haven't questioned it (mind you; it's the NHS), so what suddenly makes you, the general public, the experts?
Avatar 720 wrote:I just weighed myself and i'm 100.8 pounds at 5'9...
The amount of people that think i'm anorexic is unbelievable, they can't imagine that it's ainything to do with how both sides of my family have men that were like this at my age; my dad was tall and skinny and so were both of my mum's brothers, yet people insist on giving me advice where it isn't wanted; i've even had randomers asking me if my parents fed me enough and it took all my willpower not to punch them in the face.
I can eat my way through tons of stuff, but I never seem to gain noticeable amounts of weight or lose it.
I've been to a few doctors in my time too, and they haven't questioned it (mind you; it's the NHS), so what suddenly makes you, the general public, the experts?
Hey, I'm 140~145 and 6'2", I get the exact same treatment.
Although the worst part is getting caught in a strong wind...
I'd be slightly worried about your bone mass... Then again mine are overly dense so I guess its to each his own. At 169 pounds while being 5'10 you could count my ribs without trying. Only time in my life I've been 'normal' weight.
Avatar 720 wrote:I just weighed myself and i'm 100.8 pounds at 5'9...
The amount of people that think i'm anorexic is unbelievable, they can't imagine that it's ainything to do with how both sides of my family have men that were like this at my age; my dad was tall and skinny and so were both of my mum's brothers, yet people insist on giving me advice where it isn't wanted; i've even had randomers asking me if my parents fed me enough and it took all my willpower not to punch them in the face.
I can eat my way through tons of stuff, but I never seem to gain noticeable amounts of weight or lose it.
I've been to a few doctors in my time too, and they haven't questioned it (mind you; it's the NHS), so what suddenly makes you, the general public, the experts?
I believe the term for your amazing condition is "manorexic". You are lucky.
And I would still wreck that chick. Chubby or not she's still quite attractive. Reminds me one of the first girls I ever went out with. Yeah she could have lost 20lbs and never missed it but she was gorgeous and good lord what a freak.
Something I don't understand about the opposite gender. Given the prevalence of sperm banks and artificial insemination why do you still bother with men?
And I would still wreck that chick. Chubby or not she's still quite attractive. Reminds me one of the first girls I ever went out with. Yeah she could have lost 20lbs and never missed it but she was gorgeous and good lord what a freak.
Something I don't understand about the opposite gender. Given the prevalence of sperm banks and artificial insemination why do you still bother with men?
Probably because women want their sexual lust with someone who's real, I know I would rather have a woman over a stimulation.
And I would still wreck that chick. Chubby or not she's still quite attractive. Reminds me one of the first girls I ever went out with. Yeah she could have lost 20lbs and never missed it but she was gorgeous and good lord what a freak.
Something I don't understand about the opposite gender. Given the prevalence of sperm banks and artificial insemination why do you still bother with men?
Partially because culture expects us to, partially because some women like the male body better than the female body, partially because some women really, really like to be sphadoinked.
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Cheesecat wrote:Probably because women want their sexual lust with someone who's real, I know I would rather have a woman over a stimulation.
And I would still wreck that chick. Chubby or not she's still quite attractive. Reminds me one of the first girls I ever went out with. Yeah she could have lost 20lbs and never missed it but she was gorgeous and good lord what a freak.
Something I don't understand about the opposite gender. Given the prevalence of sperm banks and artificial insemination why do you still bother with men?
Partially because culture expects us to, partially because some women like the male body better than the female body, partially because some women really, really like to be sphadoinked.
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Cheesecat wrote:Probably because women want their sexual lust with someone who's real, I know I would rather have a woman over a stimulation.
Lesbian lovers are real.
What does artificial insemination or fake sex have to do with lesbians? (maybe I should rephrased my earlier statement as "probably the same reason guys chase after girls instead of sex toys")
Cheesecat wrote:What does artificial insemination or fake sex have to do with lesbians? (maybe I should rephrased my earlier statement as "probably the same reason guys chase after girls instead of sex toys")
Fake sex doesn't, but artificial insemination is used by some lesbians to have a natural child.
Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Cheesecat wrote:What does artificial insemination or fake sex have to do with lesbians? (maybe I should rephrased my earlier statement as "probably the same reason guys chase after girls instead of sex toys")
Fake sex doesn't, but artificial insemination is used by some lesbians to have a natural child.
Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
Most women kissing these days are not really gay, they're trying it out because society not only approves of 2 girls kissing society encourages it to happen. Society says lesbians=hot, so women with a weak sense of self esteem, that need validation that they are sexy, and need to feel they have a leg up on other women go out and get drunk so they can run around as faux lesbians for the attention. It's ok ladies, just look at all the slowed crap young men with a weak sense of self esteem get themselves into.
It's human nature for both men and women want to feel attractive to the opposite sex, and be the envy of their own gender. Women are actually in some ways less complicated than men because being attractive to the opposite sex is one of the quickest way for women to be the envy of their own gender, while men will often find what makes them attractive to the opposite sex is very often not what makes them the envy of their own gender.
Actual sexual orientation is hardwired into the brain, because if it wasn't damn near everybody would be gay because most people get along better with their own gender which would have resulted in our extinction as a species a long time ago.
Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.
Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.
Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.
That's pretty far off because women have far less of a connection between vision and sex, and thus enjoy watching pornography far less than men. Men are far more hardwired towards purely visual mate selection than women.
Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.
Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.
That's probably the biggest BS I've ever heard, someone get Mellisia in here XD
Well, one of them spent several years studying the mating habits of Japanese Macaques...
And remember, I'm only talking about physically being turned on, ie, increased circulation to the genitals. Women are also physically turned on by pretty much any sexual encounter, even rape situations. A strong factor that I did not mention in my earlier post was emotional factors (for example, physically, women will be aroused by rape situations, but emotionally is a completely different reaction). One of my professor's masters students is doing a study on why this happens. I think she just published a paper on it, not too sure.
It's even stranger when you consider that men do not follow that pattern. Men are almost only turned on physically by what also turns them on emotionally and psychologically.
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:Well, that's what the sexologists tell me.
And by sexologists, I mean professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality.
And by professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality, I mean professors that run tests on these things for years.
Have you meet a sexologist in person (Being serious here, I would actually like to know more.)
Yes, one of them is the professor of a course I am currently taking (human sexuality), and three of them (including the one who's teaching the sexuality course I'm taking now) gave lectures last summester for a course I was taking.
Perhaps men are only turned on by physical beauty for evolutionary reasons. The woman who is the prettiest usually is the most fertile. I was watching a program on the discovery Channel that showed a time lapse of a woman throughout her menstruel cycle. During the peak, she was very pretty. At the end, she was less pretty.
I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.
Melissia wrote:I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.
Sad thing is; I could regenerate that
Don't make me make Rick do what we did to the Biggey Man to you....
(Rip off one of your arms and then impale you with it)
Melissia wrote:I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.
Sad thing is; I could regenerate that
Don't make me make Rick do what we did to the Biggey Man to you....
(Rip off one of your arms and then impale you with it)
I'll beat you in the face with the nearest object, then rip your organs out, and take photos of it.
Melissia wrote:I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.
Sad thing is; I could regenerate that
Don't make me make Rick do what we did to the Biggey Man to you....
(Rip off one of your arms and then impale you with it)
schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.
Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.
Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.
schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.
Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.
Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.
schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.
Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.
Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.
schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.
Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.
Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.
Tread softly, for you tread upon my dreams.
As with mine...
I love meeting girls who say they feel lesbian sometimes XD
apparently, my shoulder is nice and a good pillow. Other dudes have sharp and square shoulders, but mine are good for laying a head on while a movie is watched with friends. I never put so much thought into shoulders.
micahaphone wrote:apparently, my shoulder is nice and a good pillow. Other dudes have sharp and square shoulders, but mine are good for laying a head on while a movie is watched with friends. I never put so much thought into shoulders.
micahaphone wrote:apparently, my shoulder is nice and a good pillow. Other dudes have sharp and square shoulders, but mine are good for laying a head on while a movie is watched with friends. I never put so much thought into shoulders.
Were you dropped on your shoulder as a child?
But that equals chick magnet for girls that like sleeping your shoulders?
Yeah. I don't really see that. I can tell stories, and sound patrotic. But Soft shoulders? Never heard that before. (USE IT)
What about soft eyes! or soft ears! Or soft eyebrows! Or soft foots! Or soft elbows? Yeah I don't think that many people would brag about that unless if they were already a chick magnet.
schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.
Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.
Well if you're going to snip a sentence out of a post and quote it out of context then a lot of what I say will sound stupid. It sounds like you were angered by a single sentence and chose to ignore everything else I said because you heard on part out of context, so I'll reword my sentence to be more specific to the point I was trying to make.
2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.
I've known quite a few lesbians in my time. Like straight women some are very beautiful, some are not attractive at all. Out of all the lesbians I have known none spend their time making out on beer kegs for the amusement of drunken frat boys. That tends to be the territory of bi experimenting straight women who feel the need to get the attention of drunken frat boys.
Fafnir wrote:My shoulders are sharp and pointy, what with being so thin and all.
But I have the eyebrows of a god, so it works out just fine.
Lets see what Do I have that alot of girls only notice when they get close to me. Hmmm. My eyes. They are hazel. So they turn different colors. Believe it or not I sometimes have green eyes or golden eyes. Its freaking awesome.
I also have hair that changes according to seasons.
I also have one hell of a passion for just about anything. (expect adult stuff like sorting business agreements.)
I can change my voice to anything I have heard more than once.
I got drunk and fell asleep with my head in my friend's wife's lap. I kinda killed it by waking up and saying "...mom?" because I had visited my mother earlier that day and for some reason thought I was taking a nap at her place, not in a room with a large number of my friends. It comes up from time to time.
schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.
Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.
Well if you're going to snip a sentence out of a post and quote it out of context then a lot of what I say will sound stupid. It sounds like you were angered by a single sentence and chose to ignore everything else I said because you heard on part out of context, so I'll reword my sentence to be more specific to the point I was trying to make.
2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.
I've known quite a few lesbians in my time. Like straight women some are very beautiful, some are not attractive at all. Out of all the lesbians I have known none spend their time making out on beer kegs for the amusement of drunken frat boys. That tends to be the territory of bi experimenting straight women who feel the need to get the attention of drunken frat boys.
You seem to have an ax to grind with drunken frat boys.
I will agree with some of your statement in that in some cases "girl/girl" activity could be attributed to attempting to get the attention of nearby males,perhaps even members of a Fraternity who have had to much to drink.
But I'd hardly say that is true in every case of what your referring to as " Faux lesbianism",in some cases it's a situation of women who've had a bit to drink being less inhibited and therefore exploring sexual fantasies/desires to engage in girl/girl activities.
FITZZ wrote: You seem to have an ax to grind with drunken frat boys.
I will agree with some of your statement in that in some cases "girl/girl" activity could be attributed to attempting to get the attention of nearby males,perhaps even members of a Fraternity who have had to much to drink.
But I'd hardly say that is true in every case of what your referring to as " Faux lesbianism",in some cases it's a situation of women who've had a bit to drink being less inhibited and therefore exploring sexual fantasies/desires to engage in girl/girl activities.
I'm also detecting a bit of anti-faux lesbian attitude here.
Is there a litmus test as to who is acceptably lesbian and who isn't?
FITZZ wrote: You seem to have an ax to grind with drunken frat boys.
I will agree with some of your statement in that in some cases "girl/girl" activity could be attributed to attempting to get the attention of nearby males,perhaps even members of a Fraternity who have had to much to drink.
But I'd hardly say that is true in every case of what your referring to as " Faux lesbianism",in some cases it's a situation of women who've had a bit to drink being less inhibited and therefore exploring sexual fantasies/desires to engage in girl/girl activities.
I'm also detecting a bit of anti-faux lesbian attitude here.
Is there a litmus test as to who is acceptably lesbian and who isn't?
Perhaps there should be. ...
For what it's worth, my Aunt and one of my Cousins are Lesbians,I've never know either of them to engage in any activities to amuse frat boys,drunk or otherwise.
However,I have also know a plethora of Bi-girls,and some of them have turned out to be very amusing.
micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
Bromsy wrote:Whoa, Pop may mostly suck hard, but there is still good music being made, just not in the genres where it once was. Muse is absolutely brilliant, for one.
Indeed. Good music is still being made. I prefer Rhapsody of Fire, Stone Sour, and Nightwish myself.
I had Pandora Radio playing in my car on a 14 hour drive and it played End of All Hope by Nightwish. My 14 hour drive got intensely epic.
micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
I don't have any kind of ax to grind with women engaging in sexual experimentation with other women. If someone wants to further explore their sexuality they should do so. There is nothing wrong with doing so, trust me I'm far from puritanical on this issue.
That being said I think a lot of young women do it for the wrong reasons. If the reasons behind doing anything are "It's cool" and "I have low self esteem" then just about anything young men or young women do is being done for the wrong reasons.
micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
Is that this Hypnotoad I have been hearing about so much?
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Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
I can help you there:
Men are geared to get..... emotions when he sees a woman who is "ready". When we see a man and a woman kissing, our subconscious, primal minds see it as "Oh, she's taken by him". When we see two girls kissing, we think of it as two unclaimed girls being ready for us to claim them (Again, on a basic, primal level). That's why lesbians are hot, we see two women making out and getting "ready".
Of course, I have no proof of this, and it's 6 in the morning, which is entirely far too early, but I was told this once.
Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
Is it because your french? Because of cultural differences, that is not racist it is because of different cultures consider different things hot. But one common fact that is common is that you need to see it to think it is hot >.> either that or you like only like single women.
Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
Is it because your french? Because of cultural differences, that is not racist it is because of different cultures consider different things hot. But one common fact that is common is that you need to see it to think it is hot >.> either that or you like only like single women.
French..? FRENCH?! IM DUTCH!
Learn your bloody flags!
And it's not cultural, most of my friends get the hots for it too, I just never thought it was hot, I just dont get any arousement from girl on girl.
Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
Is it because your french? Because of cultural differences, that is not racist it is because of different cultures consider different things hot. But one common fact that is common is that you need to see it to think it is hot >.> either that or you like only like single women.
French..? FRENCH?! IM DUTCH!
Learn your bloody flags!
And it's not cultural, most of my friends get the hots for it too, I just never thought it was hot, I just dont get any arousement from girl on girl.
Oh come on. Who had the three stripes of that color first? Whoever took it and flipped it on its side and called it a flag wasn't even trying. Where do the Dutch live, anyway?
Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
It's easier than you'd think. You just have to be practiced up in more than traditional techniques. Hit it right and a big booming voice comes out of nowhere and says "Combo!"
Monster Rain wrote:Oh come on. Who had the three stripes of that color first? Whoever took it and flipped it on its side and called it a flag wasn't even trying.
FITZZ wrote: This is thread is becoming more odd by the post,in two pages it's meandered through dancing monkeys,lesbians,soft shoulders and flags..
...It's beginning to remind me of an Eddie Izzard routine.
That's a good thing in my book!
Also:
The flag of the Netherlands is a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue. Introduced in 1572, it is one of the first tricolours and the oldest tricolour still in use today. Since 1937, the flag has officially been the national flag of the Netherlands and of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
FITZZ wrote: This is thread is becoming more odd by the post,in two pages it's meandered through dancing monkeys,lesbians,soft shoulders and flags..
...It's beginning to remind me of an Eddie Izzard routine.
That's a good thing in my book!
Also:
The flag of the Netherlands is a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue. Introduced in 1572, it is one of the first tricolours and the oldest tricolour still in use today. Since 1937, the flag has officially been the national flag of the Netherlands and of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
Ok so the French stole? Figures... Anyway coolest thing ever is when a girl can kick your ass but can do it awesomely.
micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog.
Insanity Wolf disappeared, and I mislabeled bachelor frog, and now the sims diamond is telling me to be a serial killer, AH! So confusing! And I didn't even catch on to the stupid "lighter fluid" joke!
micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog.
Insanity Wolf disappeared, and I mislabeled bachelor frog, and now the sims diamond is telling me to be a serial killer, AH! So confusing! And I didn't even catch on to the stupid "lighter fluid" joke!
Both options sound very appealing. But, unfortunatly,
micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog.
Insanity Wolf disappeared, and I mislabeled bachelor frog, and now the sims diamond is telling me to be a serial killer, AH! So confusing! And I didn't even catch on to the stupid "lighter fluid" joke!
Both options sound very appealing. But, unfortunatly,
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Mine's better.
Nothing can beat Australian hats! NOTHING!
An angry Kangaroo could beat it.
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Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Mine's better.
Nothing can beat Australian hats! NOTHING!
I'm sorry man, but you don't get more manly than a beard hat.
Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
To answer the first part, why would I do that do you think I'm some jerk or something? To answer the second part would you stop using the word "slut" because it's derogatory and discriminating towards females.
Fafnir wrote:I don't like wearing hats. Not to mention that they are one of the factors that can increase the chances of male pattern baldness.
That's not actually true, ti's an urban legend.
The only reason hats might cause hair loss is if you don't clean them enough.
Always found it amusing that that particular myth took hold.
" Look that man is balding and wearing a hat,obviously the hat caused the balding."
" Umm...no...he's wearing the hat Because he's balding."
I think some men look rather dashing in hats. Most men probably would look a bit more attractive in the proper style of hat.
Many women too, unless they spend so much time with their hair.
I did have a Bowler I was quite fond of wearing many years back,most folks seemed to like it.
But lately I've sort of given up on hats,with the exception of the occasional baseball cap.
Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
To answer the first part, why would I do that do you think I'm some jerk or something? To answer the second part would you stop using the word "slut" because it's derogatory and discriminating towards females.
Sorry. and no. Thats not being a jerk, thats called. Its fine. I am fine with you sending it to the girl. And that is not being a jerk in my book. Being a jerk is when you punch a girl in the face. Or when you kiss a girl that didn't want to kiss until she got with the man she wanted to marry. Yes that is a jerk. The thing I said to do to me is not being a jerk. Its normal.
And for saying slutty. What do you want me to replace it with? Blarg? Actually blarg would be fine honk blarg.
Eh, it's probably a southern thing as much as anything, I don't hear it often but saying someone is "rather dashing in that coat" or something like that does happen occasionally.
Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
To answer the first part, why would I do that do you think I'm some jerk or something? To answer the second part would you stop using the word "slut" because it's derogatory and discriminating towards females.
Sorry. and no. Thats not being a jerk, thats called. Its fine. I am fine with you sending it to the girl. And that is not being a jerk in my book. Being a jerk is when you punch a girl in the face. Or when you kiss a girl that didn't want to kiss until she got with the man she wanted to marry. Yes that is a jerk. The thing I said to do to me is not being a jerk. Its normal.
And for saying slutty. What do you want me to replace it with? Blarg? Actually blarg would be fine honk blarg.
And Melissia that is true.
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
Cheesecat wrote:
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Dude she is a nerd. Plus she wouldn't probably care. She is nerdy than I am sometimes. She is a LOTR Fantatic. And when I told her i have a signature of all the major actors.... She went Ludicariously insane. But no chances of getting laid.. *DRAT*
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
Cheesecat wrote:
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Dude she is a nerd. Plus she wouldn't probably care. She is nerdy than I am sometimes. She is a LOTR Fantatic. And when I told her i have a signature of all the major actors.... She went Ludicariously insane. But no chances of getting laid.. *DRAT*
Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
Cheesecat wrote:
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Dude she is a nerd. Plus she wouldn't probably care. She is nerdy than I am sometimes. She is a LOTR Fantatic. And when I told her i have a signature of all the major actors.... She went Ludicariously insane. But no chances of getting laid.. *DRAT*
Uh, why?
Because she's not real?
Because she signed a virginity pledge?
Because she's a trap?
She thinks of me as a really good thread. -.- I hate the friend zone thing. But eh. Whatever. Its not like she is like my soul-mate or some crap like that. Just a girl I like nothing else.
Summing it up I am stuck in the Friend Zone with that one. It might also have to do with her British Friend who is a girl. And we bat heads against each other. And the british girl has a faternal twin. And we actually got in a fight. That might have something to do with it.
Yes and No..
That's the anomaly...I started playing bass when I was 12...you should already have acquired those skills. 
FFM is just uhh big deal for us it seems. I miss Australia already now 
Honestly, some people. This is the internet, go look up your own damn lesbian porn, you know there's enough of it out there.
Feel free to 
