Melissia wrote:

Soladrin wrote:You are amazingly good at ignoring me :(

It's not intentional...

I'm just... me. If I had to classify myself, I'm a college student whose tastes tend towards sci-fi and fantasy, as well as being into gaming and wargaming. Unlike some people, I'm not defined by my gender...


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corpsesarefun wrote:Lifetime probably does suck but it is totally unrelated to you being a gamer not some bored housewife.

... unless, of course, this is the reason why I say it sucks?

Saying something sucks because you are not in its demographic is equally self centred and petty, I had you pegged for better than that.

The quality of entertainment is subjective, and has always been such. Feel free to mentally add the statement "to me", IE, "lifetime sucks to me" after statements such as that, as I feel no need to add them because these statements should seriously be pretty obviously be seen as opinions rather than statements of fact...

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Soladrin wrote:You are amazingly good at ignoring me :(

It's not intentional...

I'm just... me. If I had to classify myself, I'm a college student whose tastes tend towards sci-fi and fantasy, as well as being into gaming and wargaming. Unlike some people, I'm not defined by my gender...


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corpsesarefun wrote:Lifetime probably does suck but it is totally unrelated to you being a gamer not some bored housewife.

... unless, of course, this is the reason why I say it sucks?

Saying something sucks because you are not in its demographic is equally self centred and petty, I had you pegged for better than that.

Says the man who likes desperate housewives

"Go's off to watch QI"

Melissia wrote:The quality of entertainment is subjective, and has always been such.

Then it is poor quality in your opinion for x reasons regarding programming rather than it is poor quality because you are not its target.

Also QI is fantastic.

No gak, really? I thought I just said that.

Melissia wrote:No gak, really? I thought I just said that.

No you said that you are a gamer not a bored housewife thus lifetime is crap which is not the same thing as you think lifetime is poor quality due to reasons (IE poor writing).

Why are even talking about this?

Melissia: you don't even like it.

Corspesarefun: You don't even get the channel.

I thought I was bored.. >_<

The blatantly obvious implication in my statement is "lifetime sucks to me".

Ie, "in my opinion, lifetime sucks"

Ie, "I find lifetime boring"

Ie, "lifetime is not for me"

I really shouldn't have to expound upon this point like this.



So yeah. I'm gonna go over there and pay some RA3.

Soladrin wrote:Why are even talking about this?

Melissia: you don't even like it.

Corspesarefun: You don't even get the channel.

I thought I was bored.. >_<

I was just annoyed that monster rain made a comment that actually agreed with her and she presumed he was being a douche, he really isn't a that bad a guy.

If by RA3 you mean red alert 3 then hell yes.

I feel that there are enough “women be crazy” posts on this thread so while I am a dude I will be giving a “some dudes are crazy too” example

First some back-story and context
*clears throat*

For the last 10 or so years of my parent’s marriage they had only one income. This was my mother’s paycheck as a middle school English teacher. On this sole method of income she supported a family of six (father mother four sons). It was her paycheck that payed the mortgage on the house, then my father took out a second mortgage on the house in order to open his own business which he ran into the ground. This left my mother supporting a family of six on a teacher’s salary with a mortgage that was by this time much greater than the house was worth. Though he contributed nothing to the family (in way of finances) my father still saw fit to turn up the AC whenever he was of the mind to do so or turn up the heat instead of putting on a sweater.
For years my mother has been buying her cloths at thrift stores and the Salvation Army in order that my brother’s and I would have new cloths for school every year. And yet one day after coming back from the Salvation Army with a couple pairs of slacks my father saw fit to comment on the fact that “we don’t have a lot of extra money to spend on frivolous things” and went on to demand that she return them.

Even writing about it makes the acid rise in my stomach and brings a flush of anger to my cheeks.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I feel that there are enough “women be crazy” posts on this thread so while I am a dude I will be giving a “some dudes are crazy too” example

First some back-story and context
*clears throat*

For the last 10 or so years of my parent’s marriage they had only one income. This was my mother’s paycheck as a middle school English teacher. On this sole method of income she supported a family of six (father mother four sons). It was her paycheck that payed the mortgage on the house, then my father took out a second mortgage on the house in order to open his own business which he ran into the ground. This left my mother supporting a family of six on a teacher’s salary with a mortgage that was by this time much greater than the house was worth. Though he contributed nothing to the family (in way of finances) my father still saw fit to turn up the AC whenever he was of the mind to do so or turn up the heat instead of putting on a sweater.
For years my mother has been buying her cloths at thrift stores and the Salvation Army in order that my brother’s and I would have new cloths for school every year. And yet one day after coming back from the Salvation Army with a couple pairs of slacks my father saw fit to comment on the fact that “we don’t have a lot of extra money to spend on frivolous things” and went on to demand that she return them.

Even writing about it makes the acid rise in my stomach and brings a flush of anger to my cheeks.

My father funded his failing business for 3 years by paying his workers on repeated mortgage extensions and credit card loans without even telling my mother and dismissing all attempts at earning money while raising 4 kids she made as her "trying to do a mans work".

My Father returned from his tour(s) of duty in Vietnam with a serious drinking/drug problem and a seemingly insatiable desire to beat the gak out of everyone in the house.

My Mom left him shortly after and I've not seen or spoken with him very much since.

....Obviously I'm quite aware that Women aren't the only gender that has the "crazy market" cornered.

Looks like me and you can add daddy issues to our list of evidence for me somehow being a time travelling clone of you or visa versa.

corpsesarefun wrote:Looks like me and you can add daddy issues to our list of evidence for somehow me being time travelling clone of you or visa versa.

Very true corpses..very true.

At least you guys have a reason to dislike your parents. I've been trying to find one for years.

Fafnir wrote:At least you guys have a reason to dislike your parents. I've been trying to find one for years.

Stop while you can! I can't hate my parents! They are ph-d people and they are intelliegent and know every word I speak. Sucks to be in an Intelligent family sometimes. And plus they cling onto me like duck tape sometimes.

Fafnir wrote:At least you guys have a reason to dislike your parents. I've been trying to find one for years.

Is it better to not know the truth or know a potentially horrible truth?

corpsesarefun wrote:

Fafnir wrote:At least you guys have a reason to dislike your parents. I've been trying to find one for years.

Is it better to not know the truth or know a potentially horrible truth?

Better to know it.

Fafnir wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Fafnir wrote:At least you guys have a reason to dislike your parents. I've been trying to find one for years.

Is it better to not know the truth or know a potentially horrible truth?

Better to know it.

Then continue with your quest young one.

Well, that was more of a joke than anything. My dad's a patronizing dick and my mom is a people-pleasing doorstep who sacrifice a fair bit of self respect for the public image (I blame her for the depression that I went through over the summer). We get along time to time, but I'll be more than glad to be far away from them when I'm done my education. They themselves are not horrible people, but we're about the most conflicting personalities you can imagine.

Fafnir wrote:Well, that was more of a joke than anything. My dad's a patronizing dick and my mom is a people-pleasing doorstep who sacrifice a fair bit of self respect for the public image (I blame her for the depression that I went through over the summer). We get along time to time, but I'll be more than glad to be far away from them when I'm done my education. They themselves are not horrible people, but we're about the most conflicting personalities you can imagine.

The boot and the doormat eh? sounds like they are made for eachother.

Don't blame her. Man up, grow a pair, and blame yourself.

Melissia wrote:It's a "women's entertainment" channel.

Mostly watched by bored, jobless housewives who don't actually have any other hobbies and rarely have any personality.

Don't forget rape fetish.
"And now back to 'Rapes of Our Lives' "

Frazzled wrote:Don't blame her. Man up, grow a pair, and blame yourself.

Trust me, in most cases, I'm the first to accept the blame for my own problems.

But in this case, it was a fair bit different.

Can't help but think that this thread is slowly turning into 'Whats on your mind'.

Fafnir wrote:Well, that was more of a joke than anything. My dad's a patronizing dick and my mom is a people-pleasing doorstep who sacrifice a fair bit of self respect for the public image (I blame her for the depression that I went through over the summer). We get along time to time, but I'll be more than glad to be far away from them when I'm done my education. They themselves are not horrible people, but we're about the most conflicting personalities you can imagine.

Don't worry, Fanfir. Everything will be alright. Which is not what you can say in my situation.

My father has ADD and is home for 4 hours a day, so he is no help. My mother has OCD and a severely small fuse. She once broke down my door to say good night to me. These 2 are hypochondriacs as well, believeing that me getting a C in one class will ruin my life for all of eternity.

My mother is also probably manic depressive, but that's another story.

Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

Lord-Loss wrote:Can't help but think that this thread is slowly turning into 'Whats wrong withyour mind...and the possible causes"

Fix'd that for ya.

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

For males it's obvious: "I HOPE I GET A THREESOME!!"
For females it's more or less: "Well I know he won't try to sleep with me." Some possibly "THREESOME!!" thing as well.

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

For males it's obvious: "I HOPE I GET A THREESOME!!"
For females it's more or less: "Well I know he won't try to sleep with me." Some possibly "THREESOME!!" thing as well.

Basically its like that.

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?

Asherian Command wrote:
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD

You could always "pm" them to me if you feel inclined.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?

I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."

But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.

Something about guys being nice to them but not hitting on them or trying to get them in bed. Apparently to my female friends I'm 'the gay guy that isn't' Was never sure as to how I should take that.

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?

I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."

But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.

Agreed, sitting like a girl is so fething comfortable. I've found this way where I can sit comfortably without acting like a girl unfortunately, it comes at the sacrifice of looking like a complete doofus to both genders. There's this one girl

I know who finds sitting like a boy very comfortable, but it involves her spreading legs apart and she feels pervy whenever she does it so. Therefore she never sits that way.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?

I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."

But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.

Agreed, sitting like a girl is so fething comfortable. I've found this way where I can sit comfortably without acting like a girl unfortunately, it comes at the sacrifice of looking like a complete doofus to both genders. There's this one girl

I know who finds sitting like a boy very comfortable, but it involves her spreading legs apart and she feels pervy whenever she does it so. Therefore she never sits that way.

I agree. When girls sit like guys they look slutty. But when we sit like girls we look gay.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.

If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.

The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.

Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?

One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?

I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."

But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.

Agreed, sitting like a girl is so fething comfortable. I've found this way where I can sit comfortably without acting like a girl unfortunately, it comes at the sacrifice of looking like a complete doofus to both genders. There's this one girl

I know who finds sitting like a boy very comfortable, but it involves her spreading legs apart and she feels pervy whenever she does it so. Therefore she never sits that way.

I agree. When girls sit like guys they look slutty. But when we sit like girls we look gay.

Personally I prefer it when the girl is sitting on my lap or I'm sitting on theirs (I'm a pretty small guy).

Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.

Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.

I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...

Cheesecat wrote:

Personally I prefer it when the girl is sitting on my lap or I'm sitting on theirs (I'm a pretty small guy).

Usually for me that means I'm about to lose $20.

Avatar 720 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.

I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...

its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.

Asherian Command wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.

I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...

its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.

Kissing distance is a restricted area to me; there seems to be a forcefield that pushes people's heads back once mine reaches a certain distnce; kinda like a self-enforcing restraining order.

Avatar 720 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.

I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...

its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.

Kissing distance is a restricted area to me; there seems to be a forcefield that pushes people's heads back once mine reaches a certain distnce; kinda like a self-enforcing restraining order.

Sounds like one of my Friends GFs.

Asherian Command wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.

I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...

its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.

Kissing distance is a restricted area to me; there seems to be a forcefield that pushes people's heads back once mine reaches a certain distnce; kinda like a self-enforcing restraining order.

Sounds like one of my Friends GFs.

Now, that could be interpretted as:

The GF of one of my friends
OR
One of the GFs my friend has

Take your pick

The current Gf of one of my friends.
Shes kinda insane

A bit of insane would be good for me; makes me seem less insane myself.

No she is insane. She literally believes I, the guy who doens't even remotely like her. Is trying to sleep with her. And I know because her boy friend told me, who is a friend of mine. And I laughed at that so hard.

My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.

Suck that, Dakka!

chowderhead13 wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.

Suck that, Dakka!

One of my friends GF's broke up with him on the first day. Like 1 hour into it. She basically said. "Yeah I can't really see this working."

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.

Suck that, Dakka!

One of my friends GF's broke up with him on the first day. Like 1 hour into it. She basically said. "Yeah I can't really see this working."

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.

Suck that, Dakka!

One of my friends GF's broke up with him on the first day. Like 1 hour into it. She basically said. "Yeah I can't really see this working."

His jaw dropped it has to be the best break-ups and shortest break-ups of ALL TIME!

Here's one thing that personally drives me stark raving bat gak.
When a female I'm involved with reads some article in a woman's magazine concerning "How to know if your man loves you." or some such rubbish,and then begins to use the article as a template for judging the relationship.

I didn't sign up to be part of some social sciences study.

FITZZ wrote: Here's one thing that personally drives me stark raving bat gak.
When a female I'm involved with reads some article in a woman's magazine concerning "How to know if your man loves you." or some such rubbish,and then begins to use the article as a template for judging the relationship.

I didn't sign up to be part of some social sciences study.

Yeah I heard that sucks more than the plague.

Evidence 1.



Evidence 2.

The 2 things I don't get, and no man will ever.

Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"

I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.

Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.

Unfortunately yes, I have read a cosmo... I was scarred for life... Luckily it was a fleeting glance over my mate's shoulder (he's a guy in case anyone was wondering) and I wasn't exposed long enough to get the full effect.

Four words: Hot bobby pin, nipples.

No, scratch that: lighter, scrotum. (I gak you not)

DickBandit wrote:Four words: Hot bobby pin, nipples.

No, scratch that: lighter, scrotum. (I gak you not)

Um... no. Fire and that area simply don't mix.

Call me old-fashioned.

I agree with monster rain. Burns hurt more than all life.

Asherian Command wrote:I agree with monster rain. Burns hurt more than all life.

Hot glue guns. Not fun.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:I agree with monster rain. Burns hurt more than all life.

Hot glue guns. Not fun.

I once got a burn from a Hot Glue Gun that made my finger have a giant jelly bean like burn on it's tip.

Now, Marty, we have to power our Delorean to send you..... BACK TO THE TOPIC!

(Funny? Yes, No?)

Any other region, and burns aren't that bad.

But why was a hot glue gun near your nether region?

Fafnir wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:The guy who made the video has done about 9 other 'video lectures' on videogames, they're great.

He has an entire series on The Escapist.. They're all very good.

Indeed, I am going to subscribe to the Escapists newsletters because of him and Yahtzee.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I feel that there are enough “women be crazy” posts on this thread so while I am a dude I will be giving a “some dudes are crazy too” example

Dudes are as crazy as women. Just that we dudes don't notice or care how crazy other dudes are, because we're not trying to sleep with dudes.


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DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"

I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.

Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.

Heh. Best thing I ever read in a Cosmo was in the letters asking for advice section;

Q: How long after meeting a guy should you have sex with him.
A: Three dates.

No context, no when you're ready, no when you're sure you like him, no when you're horny... just three dates. As law.

The overlords who aim their material at young highschoolers have spoken. Who are you to question their divine judgement? Three dates. No more, no less.

sebster wrote:Heh. Best thing I ever read in a Cosmo was in the letters asking for advice section;

Q: How long after meeting a guy should you have sex with him.
A: Three dates.

No context, no when you're ready, no when you're sure you like him, no when you're horny... just three dates. As law.

You dare question Cosmo?

Take him away!

I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house, and I am programmed to run around turning them off.

What I don't get about girls is,
When they go out,kiss a bunch of random guys,comes home and laughs it off.
But when you try to kiss her,your a sleez,and a perv.

And if they keep hounding a guy,they are "heart warming romance story trying to find her true love",but when I guy does it he's a stalker.

It's a bit unfair if you ask me.

Or best example from "The Big Bang Theory"

Drunk Penny can barge in a sleep with Leonard,
But Drunk Leonard gets kicked out for trying the same.

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"

I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.

Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.

This really isn't terribly uncommon. It's kind of archaic to think otherwise IMO. The sexual process is often more than just one thing then release.

Why they share drinks & food so much. Then they get sick, and blame it on their "cheating" boyfriend, for passing them mono.

micahaphone wrote:Why they share drinks & food so much. Then they get sick, and blame it on their "cheating" boyfriend, for passing them mono.

So that's why there is a mono outbreak in my school.

One more reason to stay away from women! (I just died a little inside for saying that)

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"

I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.

Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.

This really isn't terribly uncommon. It's kind of archaic to think otherwise IMO. The sexual process is often more than just one thing then release.

It's just the way the question was asked and that happened to be the first question I read in the magazine. Also due to the fact that Haiti was causing insanity in some of us.

I loled.
I have to think that the worlds girls sometimes are stupid as hell. As oral sex has been linked to alot of sexually transmitted diseases. Cold Sores is basically herpes.

Of course another thing I don't understand is the reading material that girls read is absolutely ludicrous and is filled with untrue and theorized things that don't even make any sense.
-.- ahh the world we live in.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house

We... uhm... aren't?

Melissia wrote:

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house

We... uhm... aren't?

My mother and sister do it constantly but with radiators and heating instead of fans, its a pain in the arse and hugely hypocritical when you consider that the former moans are me for having the light on when I'm in the room at night...

I always leave on the light on the toilet, and actually get pissed of if someone turns it off XD We don't pay for electricity anyway.. hurr.

I live in a far to big wreck of a house (used to be a police station) with only 3 people.

Melissia wrote:

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house

We... uhm... aren't?

At my school girls flip on all the lights... and then I get pissed about it.

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?

After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.

Fafnir wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?

After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.

What the hell is Cosmo?

Asherian Command wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?

After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.

What the hell is Cosmo?

Wow. Holy crap.
I wonder if any girls I know have this. Probably do...
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever laid eyes sorry.

Asherian Command wrote:Wow. Holy crap.
I wonder if any girls I know have this. Probably do...
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever laid eyes sorry.

It's basically the female version of Maxim... except with no titties... I think.
Meh, if I was a chic I'd read it from time to time. I'm sure girls laugh when they read a Maxim or Playboy.

DickBandit wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Wow. Holy crap.
I wonder if any girls I know have this. Probably do...
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever laid eyes sorry.

It's basically the female version of Maxim... except with no titties... I think.
Meh, if I was a chic I'd read it from time to time. I'm sure girls laugh when they read a Maxim or Playboy.

Cosmo UK shows breasts.

I know because that version made for the best public readings.

Asherian, you're about twelve, right?

Mannahnin wrote:Asherian, you're about twelve, right?

He's 16.

Yeah. I'm 16. lol. And I live in a town underfire from drugs, sex, rape, crimes, and sex crimes. Yeah I am exposed nothing is new to me except this cosmo thing. I will wash out my eyes though, as the magazine is probably not right..

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?

After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.

What the hell is Cosmo?

I'd read that one.

I say read, I actually mean i'd flip to the page about Jessica Alba and "read" it.

Avatar 720 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?

After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.

What the hell is Cosmo?

I'd read that one.

I say read, I actually mean i'd flip to the page about Jessica Alba and "read" it.

Giggity?

Yeah they have an entire website. It actually made me think I wonder if girls at my school read this :?:
Jesus I just read the first thing on there and I facepalmed...
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/
Warning not for kids and youngsters!

What.
The.
FETH!

"What He's Really Thinking the First Time You Have Sex"

THEY'RE IN OUR HEADS! THEY'RE IN OUR HEADSSSSSSS!!!

Purge it! Purge it with fire!

Yeah. It tells you how to give your "man" The perfect sexy things of all time. I seriously facepalmed at all of them. I have never seen such a stupid site in my entire history of adolescent. Best part was I was playing Eye of the Tiger when I found this.
Its an entire website dedicated to girls for having sex and how to make themselves hot. My jaw dropped when I read this stuff briefly then I washed my eyes out with hydrochloric acid at how correct and how stupid it was.

Anyway the stupidest thing I ever seen is how girls at my school dress wierdly and show more than they should like their clothing is tight and you can sometimes see their nipples. And you think to yourself cover yourself up or else you'll become part of a sex crime!

Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

In fact, think of it like this, if girls read this gak, don't you think they're just a self-conscious (if not more) as you are?


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Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

Well, if you put it like that.

Most of those professionals are using these articles to live out their own fantasies.

Stormrider wrote:In fact, think of it like this, if girls read this gak, don't you think they're just a self-conscious (if not more) as you are?


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Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

Well, if you put it like that.

Most of those professionals are using these articles to live out their own fantasies.

I have yet to have sex. And I already know that if a girl gives me a perfect day. I will want more of that, and more and more. Raising the bar and such.
But yes if some girls read it, and Actually are good people. I will be happy to talk to them and tell them that all that gak is BS.

Of course its like telling a die hard UFC fan that its not Real....

Stormrider wrote:
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Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

Well, if you put it like that.

Most of those professionals are using these articles to live out their own fantasies.

If that is the case, then this is the main editor of Cosmo sex tips:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Stormrider wrote:
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Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

Well, if you put it like that.

Most of those professionals are using these articles to live out their own fantasies.

If that is the case, then this is the main editor of Cosmo sex tips:

Theres are expert! He knows everything about sex! of course he needs to find his tool first. Which we don't know where it is. Anyway the Cosmo Sex Tips stuff scares me. What are they teaching women? To be stupid and drunken college girls?

GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Pass me the bleach when you're done; his expression has burned itself in so deeply I think it might already be too late >.<

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry. Most males here. Have probably seen something at least 25x times more nastier than that. What you can do is play a game for 1 hour and then bang your head against a wall and then watch alot of chick flicks thats what works for me.

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry Melissa. Maybe this will help.

The average readers of Cosmo!



I can do this all day.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry Melissa. Maybe this will help.

The average readers of Cosmo!

(Which are fat, we get it dude the minority of women that read it are fat.)
I can do this all day.

Ok thats false!
Average readers are normal girls dude XD not fat women. Now please for the love of all that is holy please get rid of them XD.

THEY ARE MATING! THOSE GIRLS AND THAT OTHER DUDE ARE MATING IN MY BRAIN! MAKE IT STOP!

Avatar 720 wrote:THEY ARE MATING! THOSE GIRLS AND THAT OTHER DUDE ARE MATING IN MY BRAIN! MAKE IT STOP!

As Asherian knows, I never stop.

Never.

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

No offense Asherian but what do you have against girls being sexually active or wearing skimpy clothes. You can only be young and beautiful once might I as well take advantage of it while you can.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry Melissa. Maybe this will help.

The average readers of Cosmo!

http://www.expandmywealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fat-girls-and-fries.jpg

I can do this all day.

Whelp, time to plot a massive reduction in the world's population.

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry Melissa. Maybe this will help.

The average readers of Cosmo!

http://www.expandmywealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fat-girls-and-fries.jpg

I can do this all day.

Whelp, time to plot a massive reduction in the world's population.

I have wanted to do that for so long, and I have finally found another who openly shares my desire to cull large amounts of Earth's populace!

If you were here right now I would make love to you.


Ya know, if I was allowed, otherwise i'd probably just give you a high-five or something.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

No offense Asherian but what do you have against girls being sexually active or wearing skimpy clothes. You can only be young and beautiful once might I as well take advantage of it while you can.

There is a big difference betwen this:



And this:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

No offense Asherian but what do you have against girls being sexually active or wearing skimpy clothes. You can only be young and beautiful once might I as well take advantage of it while you can.

I don't have any problem. I just don't like it when they are all in your face about it.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:THEY ARE MATING! THOSE GIRLS AND THAT OTHER DUDE ARE MATING IN MY BRAIN! MAKE IT STOP!

As Asherian knows, I never stop.

Never.

I love this thread, and yes He will never stop.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

No offense Asherian but what do you have against girls being sexually active or wearing skimpy clothes. You can only be young and beautiful once might I as well take advantage of it while you can.

There is a big difference betwen this:



And this:

I like the second one the best. She looks actually good looking and could be a reasonable girl. Its not always about sex mateys.

Avatar 720 wrote:

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry Melissa. Maybe this will help.

The average readers of Cosmo!

http://www.expandmywealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fat-girls-and-fries.jpg

I can do this all day.

Whelp, time to plot a massive reduction in the world's population.

I have wanted to do that for so long, and I have finally found another who openly shares my desire to cull large amounts of Earth's populace!

If you were here right now I would make love to you.


Ya know, if I was allowed, otherwise i'd probably just give you a high-five or something.

One of these lovely ladies wants a high five.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

No offense Asherian but what do you have against girls being sexually active or wearing skimpy clothes. You can only be young and beautiful once might I as well take advantage of it while you can.

There is a big difference betwen this:



And this:

Yarp, the first girl's yellow top clashes badly with her orange skin; the second girl is more mellowed and her blue attire compliments her fairer skin, which in turn brings out her eyes.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

No offense Asherian but what do you have against girls being sexually active or wearing skimpy clothes. You can only be young and beautiful once might I as well take advantage of it while you can.

There is a big difference betwen this:



And this:

While I'll admit the top girl probably won't be any good at keeping a stable relationship I still don't see any problem with sexually active girls.

Stable relationships are good in my opinion, I am trying to get into one, anyone got any suggestions just pm me. But for me women are good people. Its just at my school, some girls are just so slutty its kinda a turn off.

+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

Asherian Command wrote:Stable relationships are good in my opinion, I am trying to get into one, anyone got any suggestions just pm me. But for me women are good people. Its just at my school, some girls are just so slutty its kinda a turn off.

It irks me whenever I hear that word, just because they live a lifestyle where they're obsessed with sex, men and revealing their body doesn't make them any less of a person than anyone else. To me "slut" has to be one of the most demeaning

words in the English language as it pretty much implies that it's not right for women to be as into sex as much as men and having a taste in clothes that shows off lots of the body can get them labeled as a "slut, whore, etc" even if they're not

that into sex and just showing some skin. Also define what "too slutty" is for you.

Witzkatz wrote:+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

No I am fine with alot of slutty girls its just when they are all in your face about it. And No I am only interested in few girls. And That and I am attracted by a certain rare trait.

Yeah. But slutty is now such a common term its annoying. Fine it is a major turn off for them to wear such clothing. That And they act like a bitch (jerks)

chowderhead13 wrote:

Turn down the fethin' bloom, that image is so bright it's like looking into a flashlight.

She's probably also been airbrushed.

From my most recent experience with a women, I have learned that I wont be having any dating relation ship for a long...long...loooooong time.

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Turn down the fethin' bloom, that image is so bright it's like looking into a flashlight.

She's probably also been airbrushed.

Well of course. My eyes are a little less bright than that.

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Turn down the fethin' bloom, that image is so bright it's like looking into a flashlight.

She's probably also been airbrushed.

most likely. telling by the way she has enough make up there to make her body look blackened.

Asherian Command wrote:

Witzkatz wrote:+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

No I am fine with alot of slutty girls its just when they are all in your face about it. And No I am only interested in few girls. And That and I am attracted by a certain rare trait.

What do you mean about this statement. And what rare traits are you talking about personally when I look for a women it's someone who has a slim hour-glass figure, busty chest, large inviting eyes, small nose, is caring, fun to be around and

friendly (and yes such girls do exist).

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Witzkatz wrote:+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

No I am fine with alot of slutty girls its just when they are all in your face about it. And No I am only interested in few girls. And That and I am attracted by a certain rare trait.

What do you mean about this statement. And what rare traits are you talking about personally when I look for a women it's someone who has a slim hour-glass figure, busty chest, large inviting eyes, small nose, is caring, fun to be around and

friendly (and yes such girls do exist).

Friendly, fun to be around, Duo Citizen, Singer that is actually good, And loves music alot more than she does other things. is basically my rare trait for girls. Plus you say the girl I like. Of course she didn't friend you. But in real life she is really really nice, and has to be the only girl that I know of that accepted the fact that alot of her friends are nerds and she is fine with that.
In your face about it is that they literally brag about it at school infront of your friends. -.-

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Witzkatz wrote:+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

No I am fine with alot of slutty girls its just when they are all in your face about it. And No I am only interested in few girls. And That and I am attracted by a certain rare trait.

What do you mean about this statement. And what rare traits are you talking about personally when I look for a women it's someone who has a slim hour-glass figure, busty chest, large inviting eyes, small nose, is caring, fun to be around and

friendly (and yes such girls do exist).

By in your face, he means "So, like, I was making out with this guy, and like, we almost went all the way, but he signed some, like, virginity pact, or something, so, like, we just made out. So I went over Johnny's house and, like, totally did it. It was, like, awesome."

There are girls like that, too.

Melissia is right insofar as comparison between the nice ladies in those both pictures is inherently flawed because of the quality of the photographs and the time invested in making it look even better - while the yellowtop girl has a standard crappy digicam-style quick photograph, the second girl was probably photographed by a semi-professional who also knew his way around photoshop.

Apart from that, blech, comparing those two girls seems flawed completely, in my opinion. Yeah, one has a "sexy" pose right there, the other one more a bit of "emotional" pose to it. That tells us JACK about how those girls are during the 23h59min that are left of their day.

I have to actually admit right now I sympathize with the yellowtop girl more than with blue-eyes. She seems to be proud of her body, and you know what? I'm proud of my body, too! And as much as I like to wear nice clothes, she should be allowed, too.

Chowderhead13. Exactly. That is Average American Teenagers for you.

Asherian Command wrote: Chowderhead13. Exactly. That is Average American Teenagers for you.

While I'm not saying that this might be false, ask yourself the question: If you'd had the opportunity to have as much sex with different hot girls as those "average american teenager girls" you mention might have with different hot dudes...could you be sure you would be not at least a bit like them? I know that my school time without a girlfriend has skewed my view on this topic and this view has been adjusted just for a few years.

Witzkatz wrote:

Asherian Command wrote: Chowderhead13. Exactly. That is Average American Teenagers for you.

While I'm not saying that this might be false, ask yourself the question: If you'd had the opportunity to have as much sex with different hot girls as those "average american teenager girls" you mention might have with different hot dudes...could you be sure you would be not at least a bit like them? I know that my school time without a girlfriend has skewed my view on this topic and this view has been adjusted just for a few years.

with no strings attached? Then yes, i would Every average american teenager because who in the right mind would pass that up?

Oh crap, I just killed myself basically. Anyway. That is basically that. but I am saying that the Average American Illionian Teenager are like that not the entire united states lol.

Ash sounds like a Puritan to me.

"She hath shown her ankle!" "Witch!" "Burn the Witch!"

Asherian Command:

with no strings attached? Then yes, i would Every average american teenager because who in the right mind would pass that up?

Oh crap, I just killed myself basically. Anyway. That is basically that. but I am saying that the Average American Illionian Teenager are like that not the entire united states lol.

Glad we agree on that basic mode of operation. I just wanted to point out that some girls might see this the same way around and, in my opinion, should not be called simply "slutty" because they can do what we might dream of.

Asherian Command wrote:

Witzkatz wrote:+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

Yeah. But slutty is now such a common term its annoying. Fine it is a major turn off for them to wear such clothing. That And they act like a bitch (jerks)

I've met quite a few girls that wear skimpy clothes (mind you they have a body that suits it as well ) and doll themselves in make-up, but are still some of the most nicest, caring and open-hearted people I've met. I find girls often have a

better understanding of things than men and are usually better listeners. Not all girls who wear revealing clothes are jerks mind you the ones that I'm using as an example aren't very promiscuous either though so they are missing a stereotyped

trait of a "slut" (oh how I hate that word ).

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Witzkatz wrote:+1 to cheesecat to begin with.

Asherian, you sound a bit like me a few years ago...when I also had a problem with girls being "slutty" and didn't like it at all. But then I realized I probably felt that way because I was angry those "slutty" girls would make out with everybody but me. So it was more my problem than their fault and deficit.

Today, I don't care. Who are we and you to judge that yellow-topped girl for being "slutty"? Too much up-front stereotyping for me. And I don't think it's particularly bad that Cosmopolitan writes about sex and has sex tips for girls - why not? Enjoying sex and wanting to have much of it is not a bad thing, that goes for boys AND girls. Just the way Cosmo sounds like their knowledge (crap written by some author after lunch because the article needed to be finished by tomorrow) is the right, correct and only true way, that's something I find mildly disturbing.

Yeah. But slutty is now such a common term its annoying. Fine it is a major turn off for them to wear such clothing. That And they act like a bitch (jerks)

I've met quite a few girls that wear skimpy clothes (mind you they have a body that suits it as well ) and doll themselves in make-up, but are still some of the most nicest, caring and open-hearted people I've met. I find girls often have a

better understanding of things than men and are usually better listeners. Not all girls who wear revealing clothes are jerks mind you the ones that I'm using as an example aren't very promiscuous either though so they are missing a stereotyped

trait of a "slut" (oh how I hate that word ).

See, my view may be skewed. I go to a school where 1 in 4 freshman gets to at least 3rd base by the end of the year. Most of the girls who dress in revealing clothing do have lots of intercourse (We have had people have sex in graveyards. No respect.), but some are nice. And have relations with seniors.

Also, my school has a 33% smoking rate, and 75% of seniors admit to getting drunk before graduating. I love Massachusetts.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Stable relationships are good in my opinion, I am trying to get into one, anyone got any suggestions just pm me. But for me women are good people. Its just at my school, some girls are just so slutty its kinda a turn off.

It irks me whenever I hear that word, just because they live a lifestyle where they're obsessed with sex, men and revealing their body doesn't make them any less of a person than anyone else. To me "slut" has to be one of the most demeaning

words in the English language as it pretty much implies that it's not right for women to be as into sex as much as men and having a taste in clothes that shows off lots of the body can get them labeled as a "slut, whore, etc" even if they're not

that into sex and just showing some skin. Also define what "too slutty" is for you.

What about the women who actually use the fact that they have had sex as an arguement?

No joke, in high school, I got into this argument with a girl and I sarcastically said "Oh hey, do you want a hug to make you feel better?"

Her response?

"HELL NO, What would I need a hug from you for, I just had sex last night!"

Now, I have learned my leason with the S word, I don't call many people sluts anymore. But COME ON!

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:GAAAH!

MY EYES! THE BLEACH DOES NOT REMOVE THE IMAGE FROM MY EYES! MUST BLEACH MY BRAAAAIIIIN!

Don't worry Melissa. Maybe this will help.

The average readers of Cosmo!

http://www.expandmywealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fat-girls-and-fries.jpg

I can do this all day.

Whelp, time to plot a massive reduction in the world's population.

I better be invited this time!!


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Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Stable relationships are good in my opinion, I am trying to get into one, anyone got any suggestions just pm me. But for me women are good people. Its just at my school, some girls are just so slutty its kinda a turn off.

It irks me whenever I hear that word, just because they live a lifestyle where they're obsessed with sex, men and revealing their body doesn't make them any less of a person than anyone else. To me "slut" has to be one of the most demeaning

words in the English language as it pretty much implies that it's not right for women to be as into sex as much as men and having a taste in clothes that shows off lots of the body can get them labeled as a "slut, whore, etc" even if they're not

that into sex and just showing some skin. Also define what "too slutty" is for you.

What about the women who actually use the fact that they have had sex as an arguement?

No joke, in high school, I got into this argument with a girl and I sarcastically said "Oh hey, do you want a hug to make you feel better?"

Her response?

"HELL NO, What would I need a hug from you for, I just had sex last night!"

Now, I have learned my leason with the S word, I don't call many people sluts anymore. But COME ON!

Seriously, girls are human too (Possibly with an exception of Melissa) and they are just as curious as guys are. Most of em just aren't verbal about it as guys are because they don't want people thinking they are "sluts". So what if a girl reads sex tips from a silly teenage magazine? Guys watch a lot of porn, and fantasize about being able to like a porn star.

DickBandit wrote:Seriously, girls are human too (Possibly with an exception of Melissa) and they are just as curious as guys are. Most of em just aren't verbal about it as guys are because they don't want people thinking they are "sluts". So what if a girl reads sex tips from a silly teenage magazine? Guys watch a lot of porn, and fantasize about being able to like a porn star.

True, but guys like to brag about it. I have never seen a sensible person ever try to end a argument with it, and I know people who have done things that would make Slaanesh proud.....

So Asherian, 'All in your face' is them talking to their friends about it and you happen to overhear?

Chowderhead13 wrote:Also, my school has a 33% smoking rate, and 75% of seniors admit to getting drunk before graduating.

This made me laugh a bit in real life, not going to lie.

Lord-Loss wrote:So Asherian, 'All in your face' is them talking to their friends about it and you happen to overhear?

Chowderhead13 wrote:Also, my school has a 33% smoking rate, and 75% of seniors admit to getting drunk before graduating.

This made me laugh a bit in real life, not going to lie.

Yeah, it does that to me too.

We actually had a kid get severe hypothermia because he blacked out into a snow bank.

We could have been taught not to drink, but nooo. They taught us that "If you drink, have at least one sober person." Mind you, this story and the Graveyard story happened last year. In 8th grade.

Slarg232 wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Seriously, girls are human too (Possibly with an exception of Melissa) and they are just as curious as guys are. Most of em just aren't verbal about it as guys are because they don't want people thinking they are "sluts". So what if a girl reads sex tips from a silly teenage magazine? Guys watch a lot of porn, and fantasize about being able to like a porn star.

True, but guys like to brag about it. I have never seen a sensible person ever try to end a argument with it, and I know people who have done things that would make Slaanesh proud.....

I wonder what the reaction would be if we showed Slaanesh 'two girls 1 cup'

Unless Slaanesh choerographed it...

Which would mean that the Chaos Gods already have influence in this world, and that any murderous rampage I go on will make me favoured in the eyes of mighty Khorne!...

Or maybe they haven't, and all i'd do is be shot dead by police and i'd end up in hell being secksed by talking mushroom with the hivvy...

Guys,seriously...this tossing about of the terms "Slut" & "Slutty" is honestly getting old.

In my experiences,these terms are,more often than not,used by repressed individuals with a load of sexual hang ups,those who are some how jealous of others doing what they wished they could do,bitter angry individuals who seem to have zero luck in the romance department or uptight prudish folk who don't seem to be able to keep their beaks out of other peoples business.

When it comes to someone else sexuality,and the means in which they express it,so long as they are taking precautions to prevent STDs/Pregnancy and aren't harming others...it...is...no...ones...business...but...theirs.

FITZZ wrote: Guys,seriously...this tossing about of the terms "Slut" & "Slutty" is honestly getting old.

In my experiences,these terms are,more often than not,used by repressed individuals with a load of sexual hang ups,those who are some how jealous of others doing what they wished they could do,bitter angry individuals who seem to have zero luck in the romance department or uptight prudish folk who don't seem to be able to keep their beaks out of other peoples business.

When it comes to someone else sexuality,and the means in which they express it,so long as they are taking precautions to prevent STDs/Pregnancy and aren't harming others...it...is...no...ones...business...but...theirs.

Unless they are trying to use it to end an argument

But seriously, I learned my leason with calling people Sluts or calling them slutty long ago. It is not a subject I want to get into, so can we please change the subject before I break out the wine and drunken post the story onto Dakka? I don't think anyone wants that

FITZZ wrote: Guys,seriously...this tossing about of the terms "Slut" & "Slutty" is honestly getting old.

In my experiences,these terms are,more often than not,used by repressed individuals with a load of sexual hang ups,those who are some how jealous of others doing what they wished they could do,bitter angry individuals who seem to have zero luck in the romance department or uptight prudish folk who don't seem to be able to keep their beaks out of other peoples business.

When it comes to someone else sexuality,and the means in which they express it,so long as they are taking precautions to prevent STDs/Pregnancy and aren't harming others...it...is...no...ones...business...but...theirs.

QFT.

FITZZ wrote: Guys,seriously...this tossing about of the terms "Slut" & "Slutty" is honestly getting old.

In my experiences,these terms are,more often than not,used by repressed individuals with a load of sexual hang ups,those who are some how jealous of others doing what they wished they could do,bitter angry individuals who seem to have zero luck in the romance department or uptight prudish folk who don't seem to be able to keep their beaks out of other peoples business.

When it comes to someone else sexuality,and the means in which they express it,so long as they are taking precautions to prevent STDs/Pregnancy and aren't harming others...it...is...no...ones...business...but...theirs.

Definetly this.

After coming back from my human sexuality class, I have to say, it would do a lot of people in this topic good to sit in on something like that. Apparently, in the US, sexual education is horrible.

The conversation has now changed to what you don't understand about female's music.

Why would anyone ever listen to that crap called Ke$ha?

Asherian Command wrote:

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Turn down the fethin' bloom, that image is so bright it's like looking into a flashlight.

She's probably also been airbrushed.

most likely. telling by the way she has enough make up there to make her body look blackened.

I don't think that's necessarily makeup. Looks digitally altered.

She'd probably be more attractive in a normal photo than in this one, but then, I tend to think normal people are usually more attractive (or at least less ugly) than supermodels regardless of gender.

Something about how fake they usually look gnaws at the back of my mind.

Don't forget she also looks about twelve.

chowderhead13 wrote:The conversation has now changed to what you don't understand about female's music.

Why would anyone ever listen to that crap called Ke$ha?

Because they want to listen to a screwed up Valley Girl with a nauseatingly helium voice try to be Lady Gaga?

But terrible Pop music is a given, and has been for all 30 years I've lived, and no doubt was earlier.

(The difference is, many of like the crappy pop from our childhoods, I, for example, am a complete sucker for Culture Club)

chowderhead13 wrote:The conversation has now changed to what you don't understand about female's music.

Why would anyone ever listen to that crap called Ke$ha?

I had to google Kesha ( ) just to find out who she was...
Basic Bubble gum IMO,sort of music that's been fairly popular with teen aged girls (and some guys) for decades,when I was in High School it was Madonna,Duran Duran and Wham...in 10 years it'll be some new acts.

Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

I honestly would have prefered that over guys singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"...... Especially not the ones that look like a amalgamation between a monkey, a pig, and a human like creature....

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

Exactly,it's what seems to be the most popular with many adolescent males,but I'd imagine that eventually that trend will give way to something else.

Incidentally,my Son loathes Rap,preferring his "Old Mans" music...my Daughter on the other hand loves Rap/Hip Hop (at least what I allow her to listen to)...go figure.

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile young boys prefer rap music that talks about penises.

I honestly would have prefered that over guys singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"...... Especially not the ones that look like a amalgamation between a monkey, a pig, and a human like creature....

Amy Winehouse?

Second on the "how is Kesha famous?" (She doesn't deserve the effort of putting that $ in there, even though I am now putting far more effort into not putting it in than it would have taken to put it in there in the first place).

There are things I don't get about females, but most of those are on an individual basis. But here is one that has bothered me for years. The toilet seat issue. I've hashed this out with dozens of womenfolk throughout the years and never received any sensible answer. Why is the default position of the toilet seat in a female inhabited structure down?

I've heard everything from "sometimes I don't check when I have to pee at night, and I don't want to fall in." to "it's polite" to "because".

.... None of these make the slightest sense to me. I mean, is it that hard to look before you sit? And if the seat is up, you have gravity on yer side; it's not hard to put the seat down. And yet 90% of women I have ever brought this up to seem mystified when I try to apply critical thinking to the situation.


That said, most of my problems with women are societal, not personal. The way "equality" is handled in America at least is ridiculous. I used to get so pissed when I was in the army, and we'd have some gak detail to do, and my NCOs (depending on the NCO) would just leave the girls off. That (well, almost) never happened when the NCO was a female of course. Or the standards for PT (it's even worse with the firefighter crap). If someone has the same job as you, they should have to meet the same standard, not one created to be "fair" to them.

I mean, they use PT scores for promotion boards... as an 18-25 year old male I had to do something like 83 push ups, and run 2 miles in 13 minutes to get a max score, and a female the same age needs to do 42 push ups and run like a 1530 to get the same score? Ugh. Of course, that opens up a whole 'nother can of worms with the stupidity of the army's physical standards, like how I got put on remedial PT with a 269 overall score, or why physical fitness is a deciding factor on who is a good leader.

Bromsy wrote:Second on the "how is Kesha famous?" (She doesn't deserve the effort of putting that $ in there, even though I am now putting far more effort into not putting it in than it would have taken to put it in there in the first place).

You mean, just like all pop singers?

I'll grant you a "vast majority", but not all

Yeah, but she takes to a whole new level of crappiness. Lyrics that are nonsensical and horrible (fairly standard, I guess), and you can make them out! Doesn't even try to hide the fact that she does little more than speak into a microphone, and let the tech people autotune and mix and remaster it!

micahaphone wrote:Yeah, but she takes to a whole new level of crappiness. Lyrics that are nonsensical and horrible (fairly standard, I guess), and you can make them out! Doesn't even try to hide the fact that she does little more than speak into a microphone, and let the tech people autotune and mix and remaster it!

Ke$ha doesn't understand grammar.

We are who we r? Really? Dakka could write better lyrics, and we despise you!

I hate modern "music" (if it can even be called that), which seriously breaks the stereotype for young teenage boys.

And why is it that so many female singers wear as minimal clothing as possible in their video clips? Are you worried that if you didn't, people would realise how bad your song is?

Whoa, Pop may mostly suck hard, but there is still good music being made, just not in the genres where it once was. Muse is absolutely brilliant, for one.

Avatar 720 wrote:THEY ARE MATING! THOSE GIRLS AND THAT OTHER DUDE ARE MATING IN MY BRAIN! MAKE IT STOP!

Hey now, their no show ponies but they'll do for a 'ride' around the house

Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

Maybe that's where they hunt Antelopes, in packs?

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

It was one time and I already said I was sorry!

Avatar 720 wrote:

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

It was one time and I already said I was sorry!

That was you? Huh.......

Tim the Biovore wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Tim the Biovore wrote:

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

In case there's a rapist?

It was one time and I already said I was sorry!

That was you? Huh.......

You shouted my name damnit! Granted I did demand it of you, but it was on my nametag anyway ¬.¬

Bromsy wrote:Whoa, Pop may mostly suck hard, but there is still good music being made, just not in the genres where it once was. Muse is absolutely brilliant, for one.

Indeed. Good music is still being made. I prefer Rhapsody of Fire, Stone Sour, and Nightwish myself.

snurl wrote:Why do women go to the ladies room in pairs?

I've heard that the reason is so they can catch up on gossip during that alone time.

I heard it was because they wanted to have [muffled sounds, a few sounds of violent struggle, then silence] Yes, you're right, we're all talking about you behind your back.









Jokes aside, what I don't understand is mens' fantasies about the ladies room and what exactly is in there...

Melissia wrote:I heard it was because they wanted to have [muffled sounds, a few sounds of violent struggle, then silence] Yes, you're right, we're all talking about you behind your back






Jokes aside, what I don't understand is mens' fantasies about the ladies room and what exactly is in there...

First part made me Laugh, not going to lie.

It's not that we fantasize about the ladies room, so to say. We just have no real logical reason as to why girls would want to go pee with other people, like peeing is a social activity, other than the fact that they are gossiping.

Besides, everyone knows that yyou gals have a comfy couch in there, whereas we men do not.

Slarg232 wrote:
Besides, everyone knows that yyou gals have a comfy couch in there, whereas we men do not.

That's a lie!

They have a loveseat.

Melissia wrote:I heard it was because they wanted to have [muffled sounds, a few sounds of violent struggle, then silence] Yes, you're right, we're all talking about you behind your back.









Jokes aside, what I don't understand is mens' fantasies about the ladies room and what exactly is in there...

You can count me in on that one. I dont get that either. You want to know whats in there? Toilets and sinks. You REALLY want to know why they go in pairs? Incase one stall has no paper, their friend can hand it under. Mystery solved

KingCracker wrote:You REALLY want to know why they go in pairs? Incase one stall has no paper, their friend can hand it under. Mystery solved

Jesus Christ, it was that simple. How did I not get that? (Besides the fact I have better things to do than think about why women go to the bathroom in pairs)

They also often have nicer soaps, plants, and more attractive fixtures in general.

That said, yeah, it's more or less obviously so they can talk to each other away from the rest of the group. And maybe do cocaine. You'll notice that a lot more dudes went to the bathroom in groups in the 70s and 80s when coke was really trendy.

I love coke. Not that I just typed that and would never do it because I passed a drug test 4 days ago. That clearly indicates a severe lack of use of drugs on my part, right? And I didn't get my jabs at Asherian and he clearly needs them. Then I'll... *shiver* defend Ke$ha >.<

Asherian Command wrote:I loled.
I have to think that the worlds girls sometimes are stupid as hell. As oral sex has been linked to alot of sexually transmitted diseases. Cold Sores is basically herpes.

Of course another thing I don't understand is the reading material that girls read is absolutely ludicrous and is filled with untrue and theorized things that don't even make any sense.
-.- ahh the world we live in.

Because only girls have oral sex, for one. "But he didn't say that, only implied it!" Ok, so is sex stupid all on it's own? Not to mention there's a reason flavored condoms exist.

Asherian Command wrote:Stable relationships are good in my opinion, I am trying to get into one, anyone got any suggestions just pm me. But for me women are good people. Its just at my school, some girls are just so slutty its kinda a turn off.

PM me first and I'll set you straight The way will be difficult, but worthwhile.

No I am fine with alot of slutty girls its just when they are all in your face about it. And No I am only interested in few girls. And That and I am attracted by a certain rare trait.
...
Friendly, fun to be around, Duo Citizen, Singer that is actually good, And loves music alot more than she does other things. is basically my rare trait for girls. Plus you say the girl I like. Of course she didn't friend you. But in real life she is really really nice, and has to be the only girl that I know of that accepted the fact that alot of her friends are nerds and she is fine with that.
In your face about it is that they literally brag about it at school infront of your friends. -.-

Tall orders for someone with no experience. I can understand having things you specifically don't want in a girl, but don't be super picky right now. Yoda form: "Learn you must, stupid mistakes you must mistake when you are young." Ask someone out because you like each other at this point.

Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:In fact, think of it like this, if girls read this gak, don't you think they're just a self-conscious (if not more) as you are?


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Asherian Command wrote:

Stormrider wrote:Don't take anything written by Cosmo as serious. C'mon fellas, you're newbness is showing.

I know i was jking. They don't do anything right. XD Looks like a whole bunch of made up by so called 'Proffesionals' In other words 'Sluts' who want girls to be as slutty as possible and to give guys the perfect day. Of course if you remember then guys will want more and more and more and more. So its kinda of like the company intentionally fails in that way.

Well, if you put it like that.

Most of those professionals are using these articles to live out their own fantasies.

I have yet to have sex. And I already know that if a girl gives me a perfect day. I will want more of that, and more and more. Raising the bar and such.
But yes if some girls read it, and Actually are good people. I will be happy to talk to them and tell them that all that gak is BS.

Of course its like telling a die hard UFC fan that its not Real....

You have no idea what sex will be like. When you do have it, it will be cool, you might act differently, but if anything it will mellow you out (which might not be a bad thing at this point) because you'll not have to think about it. You'll judge "slutty" people less. There is no "raising the bar" as far as I've seen, and if you're really looking for a relationship, it will at best be sharing how much you care about someone or at worst the two of you doing something fun that you both enjoy.

Overall: just relax dude. And you should probably stop sharing all of your thoughts on these matters if you want your opinion to mean anything. I hope someday to see popped up in a thread "I have a relationship and I had sex" if that's what you're looking for

Hmm...perhaps the answers to the riddle of the Ladies room can be found here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEEfxzVUzCQ

I think they go in pairs because they cannot access the Global Fem Network Satelites without a second Fem-Card.

Bear with me. Back when we boys were getting the "talk" about our testicles, girls were getting theirs as well. Only, they didn't really talk about ovaries,like they tell us.

Instead, they are issued the "Fem-Card", an identification card that allows them access to the GFNS, an uplink network that carries information about men across the world.

It's one more way women can communicate to each other that leaves us poor boys out in the dark.

Meanwhile, men have their secret incomprehensible language of grunts, nods, grins, and so on.

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile, men have their secret incomprehensible language of grunts, nods, grins, and so on.

We just pretend to understand that, its mostly to confuse girls.

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile, men have their secret incomprehensible language of grunts, nods, grins, and so on.

Countermeasures. ...We have to find our own ways to throw monkey wrenches into the GFNS.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:The conversation has now changed to what you don't understand about female's music.

Why would anyone ever listen to that crap called Ke$ha?

Because they want to listen to a screwed up Valley Girl with a nauseatingly helium voice try to be Lady Gaga?

But terrible Pop music is a given, and has been for all 30 years I've lived, and no doubt was earlier.

(The difference is, many of like the crappy pop from our childhoods, I, for example, am a complete sucker for Culture Club)

Because Ke$ha and Lady Gaga are clearly the same thing, for starters "Hey, it's a female singer and electronics!" That's like saying every metal band sounds alike (which people who don't actively listen to metal do).

The deal with Ke$ha is you have to understand what she's there for. She's there to have fun and listen to (hence the drunk college girl crowd). Her lyrics are over the top horrible to be more commercially appealing which, like it or not, that band you like that's ever been played on the radio, has had to do. You want simple lyrics so people can sing along, which makes you stick in people's heads and be successful. Stylistically, music is evolving. Deal with it in a way that makes you not sound like some old guy hearing Johnny B. Good (OMG, a letter replacing a word in the title!) for the first time and yelling intolerantly to turn that noise down. In short, people listen to it because they want to have a good time and when you can let go enough that Ke$ha sounds acceptable, you're feeling pretty relaxed People who say her music is better than other, more well-written, more technical and significantly better-lyricized just haven't heard enough to be able to argue effectively, like anything else.

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile, men have their secret incomprehensible language of grunts, nods, grins, and so on.

Wait, girls can't spreak growl?

Soladrin wrote:

Melissia wrote:Meanwhile, men have their secret incomprehensible language of grunts, nods, grins, and so on.

Wait, girls can't spreak growl?

Grrr. RrrrGrrr. GrrRRrrrgrr.

That's right. We have a code blue situation. A female has cracked the grunting.

Chowderhead is a woman ? O_O My world just stopped making sense.

Soladrin wrote:Chowderhead is a woman ? O_O My world just stopped making sense.

Nonono. I'm a dude. But my friend just cracked the grunting.

I demand proof before we get started making our new code.

Heyy! This is Lauren!

It's felsi friend! i got your code down, and i know ur grunts n stuff. ;D


That was Lauren, the girl in the OP of the Show Yourself!!! thread.

We have a code blue. Ready the Navajo people. We go to war tomorrow.

chowderhead13 wrote:Heyy! This is Lauren!

It's felsi friend! i got your code down, and i know ur grunts n stuff. ;D


That was Lauren, the girl in the OP of the Show Yourself!!! thread.

We have a code blue. Ready the Navajo people. We go to war tomorrow.

You let a girl post on dakka?

This gak just got real.

corpsesarefun wrote:You let a girl post on dakka?

*looks at post count*

Ahem.

Melissia wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:You let a girl post on dakka?

*looks at post count*

Ahem.

I'll let you two sort this out.

*Sets up gladiator ring and popcorn*

This will be fun!

Melissia wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:You let a girl post on dakka?

*looks at post count*

Ahem.

Sarcasm my love

Friggin' youngsters.

Melissia wrote:Friggin' youngsters.

As you are at what you yanks call college I doubt you are even a decade older than me

Ok, I wanted to turn that comment on you, but saying that to a woman...


I don't have a death wish.

Your signature says you were born in the nineties. You probably ARE around ten years younger than me.

YAY! I'm the youngest one posting on the thread! I feel awesome!

Melissia wrote:Your signature says you were born in the nineties. You probably ARE around ten years younger than me.

1993, 17 years old.

You are at college at 27?

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Your signature says you were born in the nineties. You probably ARE around ten years younger than me.

1993, 17 years old.

You are at college at 27?

Post-grad?

PHD?

edit: nvm.. no clue where my head was.

chowderhead13 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Your signature says you were born in the nineties. You probably ARE around ten years younger than me.

1993, 17 years old.

You are at college at 27?

Post-grad?

PHD?

From what I understand postgrad is university while pregrad is college.

Though I am just a limey that is applying for harvard.

corpsesarefun wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Your signature says you were born in the nineties. You probably ARE around ten years younger than me.

1993, 17 years old.

You are at college at 27?

Post-grad?

PHD?

From what I understand postgrad is university while pregrad is college.

Though I am just a limey that is applying for harvard.

As for my exact age, I'm not saying. But anyway, I have a classmate who is in her seventies, and plenty of them in their thirties and fourties. It's not unusual to see middle-aged or older people going to college and universities.

It took me about five years to get my two-year degree, because I just couldn't afford many classes at a time.

Melissia wrote:As for my exact age, I'm not saying. But anyway, I have a classmate who is in her seventies, and plenty of them in their thirties and fourties. It's not unusual to see middle-aged or older people going to college and universities.

Really? the states must be pretty different to the UK in that respect.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:As for my exact age, I'm not saying. But anyway, I have a classmate who is in her seventies, and plenty of them in their thirties and fourties. It's not unusual to see middle-aged or older people going to college and universities.

Really? the states must be pretty different to the UK in that respect.

A lot of people who are out of work here apply for grants in order to go to college so that they can hopefully amke themselves more attractive for jobs.

OH! that's something I don't understand about women, why won't they ever say how old they are?

You always find out in jail...

Soladrin wrote:OH! that's something I don't understand about women, why won't they ever say how old they are?

You always find out in jail...

Age is a sensitive subject for some women.

In my case, I'm just a private person. Because of a certain incident that I mentioned earlier in this thread, I don't give personally identifiable details about myself. Even the details I gave to google when signing up for gmail were false, using the address of a friend's house in a different neighborhood.

Soladrin wrote:
You always find out in jail...

Melissia wrote:

Soladrin wrote:OH! that's something I don't understand about women, why won't they ever say how old they are?

You always find out in jail...

Age is a sensitive subject for some women.

In my case, I'm just a private person. Because of a certain incident that I mentioned earlier in this thread, I don't give personally identifiable details about myself. Even the details I gave to google when signing up for gmail were false, using the address of a friend's house in a different neighborhood.

So you arn't a cartoon sister of battle in real life?

let down.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Soladrin wrote:OH! that's something I don't understand about women, why won't they ever say how old they are?

You always find out in jail...

Age is a sensitive subject for some women.

In my case, I'm just a private person. Because of a certain incident that I mentioned earlier in this thread, I don't give personally identifiable details about myself. Even the details I gave to google when signing up for gmail were false, using the address of a friend's house in a different neighborhood.

So you arn't a cartoon sister of battle in real life?

let down.

Agreed... we finally found ourselves an interesting female on here, and she's all secretive :( bummer.

Soladrin wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Soladrin wrote:OH! that's something I don't understand about women, why won't they ever say how old they are?

You always find out in jail...

Age is a sensitive subject for some women.

In my case, I'm just a private person. Because of a certain incident that I mentioned earlier in this thread, I don't give personally identifiable details about myself. Even the details I gave to google when signing up for gmail were false, using the address of a friend's house in a different neighborhood.

So you arn't a cartoon sister of battle in real life?

let down.

Agreed... we finally found ourselves an interesting female on here, and she's all secretive :( bummer.

Secretive is fine, I'm just sad that she doesn't burninate in the name of the emperor.

corpsesarefun wrote:Really? the states must be pretty different to the UK in that respect.

Someone on my course was about 26 when we started, another was 22/23.

There was someone in one of the modules that I attended who was an old guy, probably 50+.

Not unheard of in the UK.

You don't have to be a battle sister for that.

corpsesarefun wrote:So you arn't a cartoon sister of battle in real life?

let down.

Please, I already told you what I am in real life, aren't you paying attention?

Really? when, where? :O

Earlier in this thread.

Must have missed it, or forgotten it. I have the worst memory of any of the people I know, and I wish I was kidding.

It mentioned Chell somewhere in it. I hate the [Redacted].

Melissia wrote:Earlier in this thread.

To be fair this is a 28 page long thread and just because you are a gamer at college by day doesn't mean you can be a SoB by night

Melissia wrote:Earlier in this thread.

GO SOLADRIN!

Find the amulet! It will bring us wealth and power!

I am lazy incarnate, no way im gonna scroll through all that, your monkey, not me.

Soladrin wrote:I am lazy incarnate, no way im gonna scroll through all that, your monkey, not me.

He is too busy dancing and flashing to care about such trivial things as identity.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Soladrin wrote:I am lazy incarnate, no way im gonna scroll through all that, your monkey, not me.

He is too busy dancing and flashing to care about such trivial things as identity.

And that was sigged

I have been sigged 4 times in the last few weeks, I am proud

Edited because nothing works. Damnit.

She's GLaDOS.

Now, the obsession with carrying 100+ things in a handbag, everyday...

(Melissa, if this doesn't apply to you, fine. I think we've established you're atypical. And a computer.)

CadianXV wrote:She's GLaDOS.

Now, the obsession with carrying 100+ things in a handbag, everyday...

(Melissa, if this doesn't apply to you, fine. I think we've established you're atypical. And a computer.)

This.

All women i know either have a tiny handbag that has almost nothing in it or have a bigger bag with millions of mostly useless items in it.

corpsesarefun wrote:

CadianXV wrote:She's GLaDOS.

Now, the obsession with carrying 100+ things in a handbag, everyday...

(Melissa, if this doesn't apply to you, fine. I think we've established you're atypical. And a computer.)

This.

All women i know either have a tiny handbag that has almost nothing in it or have a bigger bag with millions of mostly useless items in it.

Have you ever dumped one of those things out?

Hold on, Lauren wants to defend her monste- I mean, purse.


Heey again! it's me, Lauren!

i need a big purse to fit all my stuff in, like my diabetes supplies and a snack. i dont know why others carry those ugly things...

Melissia wrote:

All that shows is you apparently are into bondage

It's hard to be into bondage when you, as a machine do not (or more appropriately, no longer) have a sense of pleasure.

Melissia wrote:

What I dont even-

After all, the part of me that understood the concept of pleasure was tossed into a fire and burned alive.

Thankfully, the part of me that knows hatred still lives on, but I'm stuck on the internet now, and it's a horrible place to spend eternity let me tell you.

Hedonism bot begs to differ.

Melissia wrote:After all, the part of me that understood the concept of pleasure was tossed into a fire and burned alive.

Actually i only got rid of your morality, anger and curiosity

I must not have killed anger enough.

Killing anger only made me angry.

Melissia wrote:Killing anger only made me angry.

Surely such circular logic would cause your robot mind to explode?

Oh wait you're female.

Melissia wrote:After all, the part of me that understood the concept of pleasure was tossed into a fire and burned alive.

You mean you didn't back it up?

Data isn't safe unless it is backed up in 3 places.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

Task Manager

End Program: Anger

End Program: Murderous Tendencies

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Killing anger only made me angry.

Surely such circular logic would cause your robot mind to explode?

Oh wait you're female.

*Gets more popcorn*

Excellent! Let the catfight BEGIN!

ctrl+alt+del

new task

Pleasure

CadianXV wrote:Ctrl+Alt+Del

Task Manager

End Program: Anger

End Program: Murderous Tendencies

End Process Tree?

I would blame aperture science for all of the faults in my programming and design, but I am programmed not to do so.

So I will instead blame Chell.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Killing anger only made me angry.

Surely such circular logic would cause your robot mind to explode?

Oh wait you're female.

More appropriately, as I am a genetic life form and disk operating system as opposed to a binary based one, I can handle them appropriately. Unlike machines, living beings are capable of handling contradictions, and I am, in part, living. In the sense that I am based off of genetic material. Not that I am fleshy. No, that would be silly, flesh degrades too fast and requires too much maintenance.

Melissia wrote:I would blame aperture science for all of the faults in my programming and design, but I am programmed not to do so.

So I will instead blame Chell.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Killing anger only made me angry.

Surely such circular logic would cause your robot mind to explode?

Oh wait you're female.

More appropriately, as I am a genetic life form and disk operating system as opposed to a binary based one, I can handle them appropriately. Unlike machines, living beings are capable of handling contradictions, and I am, in part, living. In the sense that I am based off of genetic material. Not that I am fleshy. No, that would be silly, flesh degrades too fast and requires too much maintenance.

You are a silicon based lifeform that uses a DNA structure? how does that chemistry even work?

You scare me.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:I would blame aperture science for all of the faults in my programming and design, but I am programmed not to do so.

So I will instead blame Chell.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:Killing anger only made me angry.

Surely such circular logic would cause your robot mind to explode?

Oh wait you're female.

More appropriately, as I am a genetic life form and disk operating system as opposed to a binary based one, I can handle them appropriately. Unlike machines, living beings are capable of handling contradictions, and I am, in part, living. In the sense that I am based off of genetic material. Not that I am fleshy. No, that would be silly, flesh degrades too fast and requires too much maintenance.

You are a silicon based lifeform that uses a DNA structure? how does that chemistry even work?

Melissia, I have a perfect date for you. Melissia, meet HAL.

I would know, after all, I have attempted to use the brains of the researchers in my room to create new data cores, but they were surprisingly ineffective at the job. They degraded to useless within minutes of me removing them from the skull, and even putting them back did not fix the problem. I was not even given an error report, which was very distressing. As per my programming, I had to repeat the procedure several times before I could confirm that it was, in fact, a useless and messy gesture.

But it is okay. Nobody liked the researchers anyway. They soiled their pants too much and they had no friends. Their vital signs ending were a non-issue to the research project.



As a side note, I thought HAL was a very sympathetic villain.

Melissia wrote:I would know, after all, I have attempted to use the brains of the researchers in my room to create new data cores, but they were surprisingly ineffective at the job. They degraded to useless within minutes of me removing them from the skull, and even putting them back did not fix the problem. I was not even given an error report, which was very distressing. As per my programming, I had to repeat the procedure several times before I could confirm that it was, in fact, a useless and messy gesture.

But it is okay. Nobody liked the researchers anyway. They soiled their pants too much and they had no friends. Their vital signs ending were a non-issue to the research project.



As a side note, I thought HAL was a very sympathetic villain.

Melissia, I'm getting really creeped out...

WHERE DID THE MONKEY GO?!

Soladrin wrote:WHERE DID THE MONKEY GO?!

He was baked, then I had cake.

You monster :O

Melissia wrote:I would know, after all, I have attempted to use the brains of the researchers in my room to create new data cores, but they were surprisingly ineffective at the job. They degraded to useless within minutes of me removing them from the skull, and even putting them back did not fix the problem. I was not even given an error report, which was very distressing. As per my programming, I had to repeat the procedure several times before I could confirm that it was, in fact, a useless and messy gesture.

But it is okay. Nobody liked the researchers anyway. They soiled their pants too much and they had no friends. Their vital signs ending were a non-issue to the research project.



As a side note, I thought HAL was a very sympathetic villain.

Melissia you have a disturbing window into my mind, please stop it

Soladrin wrote:WHERE DID THE MONKEY GO?!

Do you want the monkey back?

I switched it to NPH fot the lulz, but if you really want the monkey...

That is a new unbaked monkey, with LED lights planted all over its fur, and wired to his brain. I injected him with amphetamines and hallucinogens as part of an experiment to see how many pretty lights I can cause his brain to light up.

You should have just injected him biouminescic(or however the hell those things are called) cells, like those found in some jelly fish etc.

Melissia wrote:That is a new unbaked monkey, with LED lights planted all over its fur, and wired to his brain. I injected him with amphetamines and hallucinogens as part of an experiment to see how many pretty lights I can cause his brain to light up.

But... He was my fwiend....

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:That is a new unbaked monkey, with LED lights planted all over its fur, and wired to his brain. I injected him with amphetamines and hallucinogens as part of an experiment to see how many pretty lights I can cause his brain to light up.

But... He was my fwiend....

Those eyes... Perhaps we can inject liquid crystals into them?

helgrenze wrote:The completely unreal obcession with shoes.
You only NEED 3 pairs at most: Work, Dress, Sneakers.

Same thing can be said to dakka members with more than 1 army >:'D

Soladrin wrote:You should have just injected him biouminescic(or however the hell those things are called) cells, like those found in some jelly fish etc.

That is an interesting idea. Genetically modify a monkey so that he glows depending on what emotion he is feeling. Must kidnap and genetically modify a live monkey without painkillers and induce his body to produce these changes now.

Thank you, Soladrin. You have opened up a new field of study and method of animal and human torture for me. I will remember this when it comes time to research you, and will bake you a nice cake.

corpsesarefun wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:That is a new unbaked monkey, with LED lights planted all over its fur, and wired to his brain. I injected him with amphetamines and hallucinogens as part of an experiment to see how many pretty lights I can cause his brain to light up.

But... He was my fwiend....

Those eyes... Perhaps we can inject liquid crystals into them?

NO! NO TOUCHY MR MONKEY!

Melissia wrote:

Soladrin wrote:You should have just injected him biouminescic(or however the hell those things are called) cells, like those found in some jelly fish etc.

That is an interesting idea. Genetically modify a monkey so that he glows depending on what emotion he is feeling. Must kidnap and genetically modify a live monkey without painkillers and induce his body to produce these changes now.

Thank you, Soladrin. You have opened up a new field of study and method of animal and human torture for me. I will remember this when it comes time to research you, and will bake you a nice cake.

I presume you are using the virus method of adding new code to the cells and hoping the new sequence multiplies correctly?

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No.

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No.

You are removing large numbers of adult stem cells, individually splicing new sequences into each of them before reinjecting?

I suppose you are a machine so its not terribly troubling.

This thread will kill you.

Try to avoid it.

corpsesarefun wrote:

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No.

You are removing large numbers of adult stem cells, individually splicing new sequences into each of them before reinjecting?

I suppose you are a machine so its not terribly troubling.

Look, if we are going to do this on a monkey, do it on one we can all hate.

No, I am using nanomachines which utilize the hormones produced when the animal is in pain to multiply and spread throughout the body, changing cell by cell into the proper genetic sequence, and inflicting pain so that they can further multiply.

Melissia wrote:No, I am using nanomachines which utilize the hormones produced when the animal is in pain to multiply and spread throughout the body, changing cell by cell into the proper genetic sequence, and inflicting pain so that they can further multiply.

That is both sly and twisted.

I have new respect for GLaDoS

The researchers suggested that this was the best method possible. I tested it on them, and it indeed works quite efficiently. I had to bake them a cake to get them to stop screaming however.

Melissia wrote:The researchers suggested that this was the best method possible. I tested it on them, and it indeed works quite efficiently. I had to bake them a cake to get them to stop screaming however.

Were the researchers in the cake?

Melissia wrote:The researchers suggested that this was the best method possible. I tested it on them, and it indeed works quite efficiently. I had to bake them a cake to get them to stop screaming however.

Can I have a cake?


Or is it a lie?








*ducks*