halonachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
Monster Rain wrote:I think they're talking about eating women.
I heard that human should taste like really sweet chicken
@FITZZ I'd just have to take you up on that pizza-recipe of yours! Home-made pizza is just DELICIOUS! And BBQ-marinated chicken sounds damn tasty too! - I have a feeling, that delicious and tasty just might blend well together
halonachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
halonachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
I think the 'everything nice' part means that its supposed to be the better Dune movie, we'll have to ask Melissia about that one.
Although that's an awkward question,
"Hey Melissia." "What?" "How do you taste?" "....." "Seriously, Fitzz, Monster Rain, Cannerus, and I want to know." "......" "Thread has been locked."
halonachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
I think the 'everything nice' part means that its suppoesed to be the better Dune movie.
halonachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
I think the 'everything nice' part means that its suppoesed to be the better Dune movie.
So...woman are made of Sting and Sand worms?
AND cinnamon toast, that's the best part.
"Never mind Melissia, we found out what women taste like."
"Oh really."
"Yep...what's with the gun?"
"I'm going to kill all of you, fething cannibals."
"Uhhh, I didn't do anything it was him." *points to Fitzz "Him and his cajun cooking!"
halonachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
I think the 'everything nice' part means that its suppoesed to be the better Dune movie.
So...woman are made of Sting and Sand worms?
And they carry around Gom Jabbars.
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Billinator wrote:@Raines
Oh yeah!
It starts with a "B"... And ends with "oobs"
I was thinking that it started with a "V" and ends with... nevermind.
halo nachos wrote:Women are made of Sugar, Spice, and everything nice. That means they taste like cinnamon toast and make your eyes turn blue.
I've often wondered exactly what "everything nice" encompassed...I mean a '67 Impala is pretty damn nice as is a good left hook,where exactly is the "nice" line drawn in the construction of the female of the species?
I think the 'everything nice' part means that its supposed to be the better Dune movie.
So...woman are made of Sting and Sand worms?
AND cinnamon toast, that's the best part.
"Never mind Melissa, we found out what women taste like."
"Oh really."
"Yep...what's with the gun?"
"I'm going to kill all of you, fething cannibals."
"Ahhh, I didn't do anything it was him." *points to Fitzz "Him and his cajun cooking!"
You wouldn't believe the imagine that conjure up....poor girl sitting in a giant Gumbo pot.
No movie...and I mean NO movie that I have anything to do with will ever be linked to M Knight Shamalamadingdong.
Fitzz, you can make a movie about a girl in a gumbo pot as long as its not a home movie although I think I may grab my shotgun just in case Snails and puppy dog tails are next.
No movie...and I mean NO movie that I have anything to do with will ever be linked to M Knight Shamalamadingdong.
Fitzz, you can make a movie about a girl in a gumbo pot as long as its not a home movie although I think I may grab my shotgun just in case Snails and puppy dog tails are next.
"Coming soon to a theatre near you...Everything Nice...bowchikawowwow...a Taste like sweet Pork production."
No movie...and I mean NO movie that I have anything to do with will ever be linked to M Knight Shamalamadingdong.
What?! you didn't like Avatar?!?!?
What is wrong with you??
-runs and hides-
I didn't see it...but my Missus and the kids did,she walked through the door tossed her keys on the table...looked at me and said "Worst...Movie..ever.",kinda glad I decided to stay home and paint Praetorians.
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Sort of depends on ones perspective,seeing as this thread has meandered in countless directions...it could indeed be seen to be "off topic",however,if it continues to confuse the opposite gender...it remains "on topic".
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Sort of depends on ones perspective,seeing as this thread has meandered in countless directions...it could indeed be seen to be "off topic",however,if it continues to confuse the opposite gender...it remains "on topic".
I'm the same gender and even I don't understand that, that means this thread must be uber on topic.
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Sort of depends on ones perspective,seeing as this thread has meandered in countless directions...it could indeed be seen to be "off topic",however,if it continues to confuse the opposite gender...it remains "on topic".
Actually, if the current discussion is off-topic... And the Thread is located in the Off-Topic aswell... Doesn't that mean, that they counter eachother out, and actually makes it all on-topic?
halonachos wrote:What the hell starts with 'V' and ends with 'nevermind'? Are you even speaking english?
You need to note the lack of quotation marks on nevermind.
All will become clear.
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halonachos wrote:
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Technically we're still talking about women, it just happens that the thread went from talking about dating women to cannibalism.
Uncle Monster Rain's Dating Tip #17: Don't date a woman that you wouldn't want to eat in the event of an emergency.
Billinator wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Sort of depends on ones perspective,seeing as this thread has meandered in countless directions...it could indeed be seen to be "off topic",however,if it continues to confuse the opposite gender...it remains "on topic".
Actually, if the current discussion is off-topic... And the Thread is located in the Off-Topic aswell... Doesn't that mean, that they counter eachother out, and actually makes it all on-topic?
halonachos wrote:What the hell starts with 'V' and ends with 'nevermind'? Are you even speaking english?
You need to note the lack of quotation marks on nevermind.
All will become clear.
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halonachos wrote:
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Technically we're still talking about women, it just happens that the thread went from talking about dating women to cannibalism.
Uncle Monster Rain's Dating Tip #17: Don't date a woman that you wouldn't want to eat in the event of an emergency.
Billinator wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Lord PoPo wrote:and this is THE most off topic off topic thread ever!
Sort of depends on ones perspective,seeing as this thread has meandered in countless directions...it could indeed be seen to be "off topic",however,if it continues to confuse the opposite gender...it remains "on topic".
Actually, if the current discussion is off-topic... And the Thread is located in the Off-Topic aswell... Doesn't that mean, that they counter eachother out, and actually makes it all on-topic?
Only a member of the opposite gender could determine if this thread was on topic or not.
My kitty has apparently learned how to open the cellophane package of a snack cake and tried to eat one of them in front of my little nephew, who we bought them for. Truly, his antics are so cute that he need not feel shame.
Ooie Goie wrote:I don't understand how women can watch those make-up adds and think "woo, thats sounds good Ill buy some".
Its the most over the top, full of crap commercials I have ever seen.
They also come up with some funny words like "de-crinkle". How does makeup de-crinkle your face?
Adviertisement and marketing aimed at women's perceived (real or imagined) insecurities....it's BIG business.
Flip through an issue of Cosmo,every other page is ..."This is how a woman should look"...followed by a sales pitch of "..And this is how you to can achieve that look."
Seems to be working as well since "cosmetics/beauty aids" is a multi-billion dollar a year industry.
OoieGoie wrote:I don't understand how women can watch those make-up adds and think "wooo, thats sounds good Ill buy some".
Its the most over the top, full of crap commercials I have ever seen.
They also come up with some funny words like "de-crinkle". How does makeup de-crinkle your face?
Its kind of like men but with food, I mean look at the topic it started about women and then as soon as we introduced food it became about cannibalism.
Cannerus The Unbearable wrote:In the men's experience, do women tend to sleep more than men? It's been the case for me.
In my own personal experiences...most definitely.
Where I am able to function on five to six hours of sleep ,the majority of women I've known seem to require more.
My second ex-wife...if left undisturbed could easily sleep ten hours.
Are you guys kidding? My girlfriend is currently gnoshing her way through college on an average of 4 hours of sleep... While taking 17 units... and working... and pledging for a sorority..
Lord PoPo wrote:Are you guys kidding? My girlfriend is currently gnoshing her way through college on an average of 4 hours of sleep... While taking 17 units... and working... and pledging for a sorority..
Lord PoPo wrote:Are you guys kidding? My girlfriend is currently gnoshing her way through college on an average of 4 hours of sleep... While taking 17 units... and working... and pledging for a sorority..
crazy ho
She's not a crazy ho, just an average college student. If she's planning to go to med school it gets worse.
After a quick googling, there are several studies indicating that women need more sleep but that only means so much. I'm an early bird because I choose to be. I value getting 8 hours of sleep so I prioritize it. I've known many, many women who do the exact opposite for really lame reasons like "I don't get sleepy until 4 in the morning." Okay, then try running or walking one day so you'll tire yourself out earlier. "I can't, I have sports asthma/weak joints/get too winded..." Gah! >.< So much of the bitchiness I've dealt with in my life could have been mitigated if they just would have taken care of themselves. I find people sleeping in til past noon to be extremely unattractive.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:After a quick googling, there are several studies indicating that women need more sleep but that only means so much. I'm an early bird because I choose to be. I value getting 8 hours of sleep so I prioritize it. I've known many, many women who do the exact opposite for really lame reasons like "I don't get sleepy until 4 in the morning." Okay, then try running or walking one day so you'll tire yourself out earlier. "I can't, I have sports asthma/weak joints/get too winded..." Gah! >.< So much of the bitchiness I've dealt with in my life could have been mitigated if they just would have taken care of themselves. I find people sleeping in til past noon to be extremely unattractive.
I don't discriminate I just really don't like the thought of laying around when time could be spent doing stuff instead. Everyone needs their down days, but getting too much sleep is just... wasteful I guess. Is that a normal view or am I being picky? I don't want to be being picky.
Cannerus The Unbearable wrote:I don't discriminate I just really don't like the thought of laying around when time could be spent doing stuff instead. Everyone needs their down days, but getting too much sleep is just... wasteful I guess. Is that a normal view or am I being picky? I don't want to be being picky.
I'm inclined to agree with you...Life isn't a "dress rehearsal"...this is the only one were going to get and snoozing through it just doesn't appeal to me.
Cannerus The Unbearable wrote:I don't discriminate I just really don't like the thought of laying around when time could be spent doing stuff instead. Everyone needs their down days, but getting too much sleep is just... wasteful I guess. Is that a normal view or am I being picky? I don't want to be being picky.
I'm inclined to agree with you...Life isn't a "dress rehearsal"...this is the only one were going to get and snoozing through it just doesn't appeal to me.
Since I'm feeling randomly reflective... It's the same with me and different foods. I'm not picky about them because I willingly chose not to be at one point, and it makes it very difficult for me to sympathize with someone who is. It just seems so... high maintenance, for lack of a better term.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:After a quick googling, there are several studies indicating that women need more sleep but that only means so much. I'm an early bird because I choose to be. I value getting 8 hours of sleep so I prioritize it. I've known many, many women who do the exact opposite for really lame reasons like "I don't get sleepy until 4 in the morning." Okay, then try running or walking one day so you'll tire yourself out earlier. "I can't, I have sports asthma/weak joints/get too winded..." Gah! >.< So much of the bitchiness I've dealt with in my life could have been mitigated if they just would have taken care of themselves. I find people sleeping in til past noon to be extremely unattractive.
Why? Do you prefer morning sex?
/sarcasm
Not enough of a morning person for that. Mind you, my idea of "morning" is five to seven AM, not "any time before noon"...
If you aren't awake by seven, you'd miss the classes I'm signed up for. Not gonna miss vital classes and have ot skip out a semester just because it's morning.
I look forward to my portfolio summester. Assuming I can motivate myself to get the work done, I'll have a lot of fun making something awesome. Not sure what it'll be, but it'll be awesome.
And Terminus, as out of place as that comment is, I appreciate it.
I try to go to bed by 12:00am and I always wake up by 6:30am, whether or not I remain up depends on the day's activities. On mondays, wednesdays, and fridays I hit the snooze till 9am(class at 11) and on tuesdays and thursdays I hit the snooze till 11am(class at 1:30). On weekends I stay up because I have work, during break I stay up because even though I don't have school or work I'm probably going to end up doing yardwork for somebody, or in the case of this spring break I'm breaking up a driveway and helping pour in concrete. Then I'm probably painting a shed, on those days I'm up at 6:30, getting in the shower by 6:40(morning evacuation and shaving come first), eating breakfast at 7:00, on the road at 7:45, getting a 24oz coffee by 7:55 and working from 8:00 to 1:00 where I take a 30 minute break and then continue till about 6:00pm. Maybe later if the sun decides to stay out.
being rom scotland, and it being dark all the time, i never get out my kilt till atleast 2pm usualy, unless i have uni.... its 2:25 now... i dont have to be up till 2pm tomrow... but im starting to wana live in the day rather than the night, esspecialy when not drinking... as thats all i seem to do at night (im gona crack open my first beer and possably last of the night in a mo as i feel like relaxing after a rather crappy day).
BUT i can't comment on womens sleeping as i havnt been in a proper relationship in over a year now. but one of the girls i was with for a small while slept till like 5pm sometimes.... i do that once in a while (when going to bed at like 11am)....
but i cant say anything about sleeping less than a woman, i once spent 22 hours or so sleeping, THAT was freaky... and confusing.
I can sleep all day if I'm properly ill, in between vomiting of course.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Lordy, my cat is bugging me like Melissia's so called kitty. Good thing I have left over chile from Super Bowl sunday!
My cats been annoying me all day! i was cleaning his tray out, and i was gonna get the brush to get some of the flicked out bits of litter stuff he peed on the bag....
So, I found this Electric Guitar for $99.99, and it comes with an Amp.
As much as I want an Electric Guitar, though, I don't think I am going to get it. I can barely play my Accoustic, and so I think I should probably figure out how to play that one first.
That, and instead of buying just a normal Electric Guitar, I could customize it later on
love them more, they tend to stay away for some reason. Mine tend to run from me because they don't like being picked up. Then again some kitty's are lovier than others. Mine, not so much.
Luco wrote:love them more, they tend to stay away for some reason. Mine tend to run from me because they don't like being picked up. Then again some kitty's are lovier than others. Mine, not so much.
Just be happy its not getting lovier with the your angels of acquittance! then you might have to use their motto on the kitty!
Luco wrote:love them more, they tend to stay away for some reason. Mine tend to run from me because they don't like being picked up. Then again some kitty's are lovier than others. Mine, not so much.
Just be happy its not getting lovier with the your angels of acquittance! then you might have to use their motto on the kitty!
roflmao. Thankfully the angels live on a shelf away from the pouncing abilities of the three cats.
Luco wrote:love them more, they tend to stay away for some reason. Mine tend to run from me because they don't like being picked up. Then again some kitty's are lovier than others. Mine, not so much.
Just be happy its not getting lovier with the your angels of acquittance! then you might have to use their motto on the kitty!
roflmao. Thankfully the angels live on a shelf away from the pouncing abilities of the three cats.
The Fortress Monastery is nestled high in the Mountains
Kinda wish i still had one, but then i remeber im still trying to get rid of the hair from the last one
Luco wrote:love them more, they tend to stay away for some reason. Mine tend to run from me because they don't like being picked up. Then again some kitty's are lovier than others. Mine, not so much.
Just be happy its not getting lovier with the your angels of acquittance! then you might have to use their motto on the kitty!
roflmao. Thankfully the angels live on a shelf away from the pouncing abilities of the three cats.
The Fortress Monastery is nestled high in the Mountains
Kinda wish i still had one, but then i remeber im still trying to get rid of the hair from the last one
lol yea. After the second kitty had decided to lay down on my first tactical squad I decided they were getting a new home. I'd put up a pic but i cant find it.
the youngest, 1 year old, likes playing with the basing materials though
Yeah but if you put a battery on one with small wires attached to its head so whenthey touch it they get a small shock theyll learn to leave them alone
Ultrasmurf_no_REALY wrote:Yeah but if you put a battery on one with small wires attached to its head so whenthey touch it they get a small shock theyll learn to leave them alone
Code: orange I repeat Code: Orange!
Yes, get the panther squad ready, we have an enemy of catkind that needs to be eliminated pronto! Keep him alive... basement cat is due for a sacrifice...
Melissia wrote:Today I stepped back and realized that I just spent like three days doing nothing but playing minecraft in between meals, class, and sleep.
Then went back and played some more.
I still don't understand why people like farmville, but then tastes yadda yadda ya.
Melissia wrote:Today I stepped back and realized that I just spent like three days doing nothing but playing minecraft in between meals, class, and sleep.
Then went back and played some more.
I still don't understand why people like farmville, but then tastes yadda yadda ya.
Vaguely on topic, my most recent ex just texted me somewhat intimate details of her existence for no apparent reason. We had a cordial conversation after, but theories?
Vaguely on topic, my most recent ex just texted me somewhat intimate details of her existence for no apparent reason. We had a cordial conversation after, but theories?
Theory?...Perhaps the Ex is still interested....have you considered the "friends with benefits" package.
Tried and it didn't work out as I was uncomfortable with some of the signals I received. I dunno if I'd be down for it again even if it were an option as it's kind of... I dunno. After being in an "actual relationship" with someone that might even be a bit much for me. That seems a little noble for me, I'm kind of surprised.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Tried and it didn't work out as I was uncomfortable with some of the signals I received. I dunno if I'd be down for it again even if it were an option as it's kind of... I dunno. After being in an "actual relationship" with someone that might even be a bit much for me. That seems a little noble for me, I'm kind of surprised.
Cannerus _The_ Unbearable wrote:Tried and it didn't work out as I was uncomfortable with some of the signals I received. I dunno if I'd be down for it again even if it were an option as it's kind of... I dunno. After being in an "actual relationship" with someone that might even be a bit much for me. That seems a little noble for me, I'm kind of surprised.
I don't know...my first ex wife and I maintained an " occasional physical" relationship with one another for a while after our divorce,seems we enjoyed each others company ...but couldn't stand being around each other for prolonged lengths of time.
Cannerus _The_ Unbearable wrote:Hmm. We shall see what occurs. I'd be just fine with friend zone in her case.
In some cases..it's the best place to be,however...if she's dropping "hints", it might be difficult to simply keep things on a strictly platonic level.
Just remember that as soon as you do start another relationship(even physical) it increases the chance of her wanting more. If your ex wasn't to your tastes(mine is cinnamon toast for example) then you may want to avoid increasing your carnal knowledge education with her library.
My personal experience is this: If there's still leftover feelings, the friends-zone is the agony-zone. Don't go down that road, unless you're willing to live in misery whenever she's around.
- But if you're fine with it, then fair enough. Go for it!
My brother goes to a military school in western Virginia and its a four hour drive, there's going to be a 'winter formal' for the cadets. The cadets are male and female and can only go to the dance if they have a date.
Well I was supposed to go up there with my mom and our friend to take my bro's girlfriend up and our friend up(who was going to be another female cadet's date). I found out that they were leaving on friday so I couldn't go(class till 7pm) and told my employer that I could work on saturday and sunday. Well my mom calls me and asks if I wanted to leave saturday morning, I told her I couldn't because I already told my boss I could come in and then asked why.
"Well your brother got you a date." she said.
"Son of a bitch." I thought. Once again work and school srewed me over.
Feelings on my end are a non issue. There's nostalgia and little else besides memories of why I was the one to walk away She's a great gal, I just couldn't handle it all. And I kind of wanted to do things with men, but that's a side point. I'm messing with my guitar now, what's a good, not horribly difficult song to sing that I can learn?
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Feelings on my end are a non issue. There's nostalgia and little else besides memories of why I was the one to walk away She's a great gal, I just couldn't handle it all. And I kind of wanted to do things with men, but that's a side point. I'm messing with my guitar now, what's a good, not horribly difficult song to sing that I can learn?
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Feelings on my end are a non issue. There's nostalgia and little else besides memories of why I was the one to walk away She's a great gal, I just couldn't handle it all. And I kind of wanted to do things with men, but that's a side point. I'm messing with my guitar now, what's a good, not horribly difficult song to sing that I can learn?
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Feelings on my end are a non issue. There's nostalgia and little else besides memories of why I was the one to walk away She's a great gal, I just couldn't handle it all. And I kind of wanted to do things with men, but that's a side point. I'm messing with my guitar now, what's a good, not horribly difficult song to sing that I can learn?
Free Bird
Already have it, though I play the lead on harmonica instead. Was discussed in a karaoke thread roughly 6 months ago, I believe
And either/or, if I couldn't adjust one to sound better on the other I wouldn't be asking Preferably something fun to sing with. Doesn't even have to have a guitar in it.
I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
/rant
Automatically Appended Next Post: In unrelated news my friend just rolled his phone number on d6's... And we've spent the last 5 minutes screaming like tween year old girls who've just found naughty pics of justin beiber... i.e. shirtless ones.
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
/rant
agreed.
I love when a girl voices in their opinion and actually make up their minds. I think the coolest girls voice their opinions. And aren't tools, (in that being used as a tool) or acting like an idiot or pawn.
And that is also related to singers. Who are girls. And is not the jonas brothers, or justin bieber.
The best quote i've heard from a girl was. "So let me get this straight your not gay? Because you really seem like it. No offense Cam, you just seem like one of those guys. I think i will tell my friends."
Or.
"I Shall make love to my wife."
or.
""Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. "
So.... you guys know those cookies I took to work, to score points with the laydays?
Well, I took some to my Hair "Doctor" because she rescheduled me out of the kindness of her heart, and I think I accidently scored points with the 24 year old who works there
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
Why can't guys stop being wishy-washy little *****es who can't make up their mind? Same thing really, just from a different angle.
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
Why can't guys stop being wishy-washy little *****es who can't make up their mind? Same thing really, just from a different angle.
Because most guys would like a woman to come in and put a leash on them.... or at least try to
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
/rant
Automatically Appended Next Post: In unrelated news my friend just rolled his phone number on d6's... And we've spent the last 5 minutes screaming like tween year old girls who've just found naughty pics of justin beiber... i.e. shirtless ones.
As Melissa so finely puts it, it goes for both sexes, really. It's not just a male thing. I believe just about the most girls in my life would describle me pretty much like the girl you just described.
But frankly, this stuff only gets easier, if you want it to. The trick, really, is not letting yourself become too available to the other person. And if you're able to manage that, you succeed on two fronts.
1. Just like the old saying goes; "the hunt is better than the catch.", this is the best i can describe it. If you're too available, you're not interesting. It's as simple as that.
2. You're better able to find your own balance, and realise how far you're willing to go.
Buttom line: you become less naive by the experience you gain, and you'll become much more aware of your own limits. It's important to know these limits, and even more so, preventing others from stepping over them. But it does come by itself. It requires from a person, that they have got enough self-respect not to let it happen.
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes
My ex wore a collar -.-
Even a little control freak will make you miserable in the long run even if they make you a little happy. And you can probably assume that I have an interesting story or two about collars, but I'd rather stay on the mods good side (that's all for you, MM! ).
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes
My ex wore a collar -.-
Even a little control freak will make you miserable in the long run even if they make you a little happy. And you can probably assume that I have an interesting story or two about collars, but I'd rather stay on the mods good side (that's all for you, MM! ).
*reads the first few Pages then backs out slowly* Thought I was going to get some good advice on dealing with my fiancee' but it appears unless she likes collars and chains I'll get no help here. .... I don't think she does.....
A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.
No harm, no foul. It's just that with you, it's hard to know. Really, really, hard. As in I never even know if you've just been trolling us ever since you joined.
Slarg, if several fellows on this site can find wives similar to what you've described(sans that last part), then I'm sure you will too.
micahaphone wrote:No harm, no foul. It's just that with you, it's hard to know. Really, really, hard. As in I never even know if you've just been trolling us ever since you joined.
Speaking of trolls, a bisexual friend of mine put up "Trollololololololololol" as her facebook status, to which I replied "Begone Troll! Go back under your bride and bother us no more".
Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?
A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.
But yeah.
I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definately a keeper friend
Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?
A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.
But yeah.
I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definately a keeper friend
Fair enough, about the Red Head.
Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.
Maternal and paternal instinct are part of genetics (in fact, when a guy emotionally believes a child is his, his estrogen levels rise, leading to far more protective behavior-- thus the overprotective dad syndrome), though that doesn't stop them from being either ignored or twisted into something incredibly horrible and perverse.
Agree with Melissia for once. Wait what was this thread About? Okay... I dont think 'opposite gender' Is very accuarte as a title i would say more 'things you don't understand about those you fancy' is closer to the mark. The thing i dislike/don't understand is the Whole 'Mixed signals' thing...
Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?
A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.
But yeah.
I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definately a keeper friend
Fair enough, about the Red Head.
Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.
Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?
A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.
But yeah.
I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definitely a keeper friend
Fair enough, about the Red Head.
Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.
Smack her on the head and drag her to your home. :thumbs up:
Zug Zug
Holy Hell...did you just make a reference to that ridiculous Ringo Starr film??
Melissia wrote:Maternal and paternal instinct are part of genetics (in fact, when a guy emotionally believes a child is his, his estrogen levels rise, leading to far more protective behavior-- thus the overprotective dad syndrome), though that doesn't stop them from being either ignored or twisted into something incredibly horrible and perverse.
But doesn't that work the other way around aswell? It's nothing rare, that women wants a big guy, due to him being better suited as a "protector".
Here in Denmark, it's actually quite often you experience the girls being the ones, that makes the first move, and takes the initiative, when wanting to enter into a conversation with the opposite sex.
- The interesting part, however, is that it's often the big and buffed guy, that the girls chooses. My older brother even stated, that picking up girls, back when he was frequently working out, was alot easier than ususal.
Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?
A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.
But yeah.
I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definitely a keeper friend
Fair enough, about the Red Head.
Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.
Smack her on the head and drag her to your home. :thumbs up:
Zug Zug
Holy Hell...did you just make a reference to that ridiculous Ringo Starr film??
Warcraft Orcs more likely. My roomie said the same thing when I made the same reference
First, a cyst I have on a rather... 'sensitive' area became infected and it had to be incised (or cut open) and drained (but this is the NHS, so it was done between thumb and forefinger) with no anasthetic or numbing cream etc. of any kind.
Then during a check-up on wednesday about it I learned it hadn't been drained properly (-.-) and might need to be re-drained if it got re-infected. I also learned that a referral the A&E doctor I saw on Monday should've put through to the Urology dept. to have it completely excised was never put through, and I had to have my GP do it and I should recieved a reply within... 16 weeks.
To top it all, it aches and totally ruined my plans for this week and next week.
It is really gross. The antibiotics i'm on are huge and taste horrible, so they get stuck in my throat (or feel like it) and I can taste them whenever I burp =/
And thanks I hope i get better soon too; this is becoming quite a large inconvenience.
Melissia wrote:Maternal and paternal instinct are part of genetics (in fact, when a guy emotionally believes a child is his, his estrogen levels rise, leading to far more protective behavior-- thus the overprotective dad syndrome), though that doesn't stop them from being either ignored or twisted into something incredibly horrible and perverse.
But doesn't that work the other way around aswell? It's nothing rare, that women wants a big guy, due to him being better suited as a "protector".
Here in Denmark, it's actually quite often you experience the girls being the ones, that makes the first move, and takes the initiative, when wanting to enter into a conversation with the opposite sex.
- The interesting part, however, is that it's often the big and buffed guy, that the girls chooses. My older brother even stated, that picking up girls, back when he was frequently working out, was alot easier than ususal.
It's worth noting that women prefer moderately built men with a V-shaped torso, rather than bulging freaks of nature. "Bigger" only helps so long as it's not "rediculously bigger."
And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.
Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.
Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.
Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.
Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.
Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.
Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.
Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.
Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.
Actually, women prefer moderatly sized members.
...Is that a fact..
Yep. Women prefer the average 6". The vagina itself is only especially sensitive for the first third of the way in (with the legendary G-spot being around a third in, on the side of the woman's front, right behind the bladder and next to the Skene's gland. Note that not all women have G-spots, since it's related directly to the size of the Skene's gland). Additionally, if it's too long, it could hurt the woman.
I don't have my textbook or my notes on me right this second, but in a cross-culture study, women were shown 6 pictures of the same man, in the same pose. The only difference was that his penis was of varying sizes in all the pictures. The moderately-sized penises were picked the most often in favour of the overly-large penises.
Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.
Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.
Actually, women prefer moderately sized members.
...Is that a fact..
Yep. Women prefer the average 6". The vagina itself is only especially sensitive for the first third of the way in (with the legendary G-spot being around a third in, on the side of the woman's front, right behind the bladder and next to the Skene's gland. Note that not all women have G-spots, since it's related directly to the size of the Skene's gland). Additionally, if it's too long, it could hurt the woman.
I don't have my textbook or my notes on me right this second, but in a cross-culture study, women were shown 6 pictures of the same man, in the same pose. The only difference was that his penis was of varying sizes in all the pictures. The moderately-sized penises were picked the most often in favour of the overly-large penises.
Hmm Interesting...
In the attempt to remain "family friendly" (and in no way attempting to get into a "size" debate),I can say that physically I'm a Big guy,not Blob big...but "Linebacker" big if you follow.
Now,I'm prepotianent in build/size..etc and have never received any "complaints"....lord that just sounds silly... hope you follow my meaning...self censoring is a pain sometimes.
But largely, penis size is relatively unimportant so long as you're not hurting the woman you're with. Even if it's a micropenis, you can always use oral or digital (fingering) stimulation to finish the job if your member isn't always up to the task.
You know that one place that you check on every now and then just to see what's up? Sometimes, it's a cool conversation, sometimes it should cause a plethora of banhammers to appear in the sky? This is that place.
And in case you're wondering, right now, banhammers should be appearing in the sky. Or more likely a giant key with which they will lock this thread.
micahaphone wrote:You know that one place that you check on every now and then just to see what's up? Sometimes, it's a cool conversation, sometimes it should cause a plethora of banhammers to appear in the sky? This is that place.
And in case you're wondering, right now, banhammers should be appearing in the sky. Or more likely a giant key with which they will lock this thread.
When you're in the toilet for a while and then you call for your wife or GF or both (internet high 5 here) to "bring the camera quick before it floats away!", they never think its funny.
Yet they'll watch an America's Next Top Model Marathon on their day off.
Kornholio wrote:When you're in the toilet for a while and then you call for your wife or GF or both (internet high 5 here) to "bring the camera quick before it floats away!", they never think its funny.
Yet they'll watch an America's Next Top Model Marathon on their day off.
Strange the differences in what men and women find entertaining isn't it?
I just really don't like the thought of laying around when time could be spent doing stuff instead. Everyone needs their down days, but getting too much sleep is just... wasteful I guess. Is that a normal view or am I being picky? I don't want to be being picky. 
