Whoops
I meant! he will most likely kill IT in one overcharged las cannon shot.

Yeah...i would dismember you probably.

Posted, ready for some deamon fun.

Guys im sorry but today i will go to my FLGS so i will see you in the evening again you can do everything with my dude except kill him ATM he is just moving to aide therobotlol.

I like rain :]

Yo TGN.. leave me out the event, or at least PM me what you're planning. There's still some stuff I want to get out of the way before you throw more things at me. It's important to my character's development.. and hopefully.. all round awesome.

Ah, you already did the event.

Posted.

Hey Deadshot.. I don't think jump packs run out of fuel. They're powered by the power armour's power plant which, is more or less an unlimited source of energy.

And for those of you who fly over buildings and cities.. I reckon this is pretty accurate of how jump packs operate.

Play the game a little longer. He says "Out of Fue."l

Deadshot wrote:Play the game a little longer. He says "Out of Fue."l

I know. I've completed it.

They added that just as a game mechanic to lose the pack during the game. I posted the video just to demonstrate the jump capabilities of the pack.

It was a good game. The health mechanic stank though.

TheRobotLol wrote:It was a good game. The health mechanic stank though.

It was a one trick pony, campaign was nice.. but just once. The multiplayer was great, but it just got repetitive... in fact that's what sucked about the game most of all. Especially the combat.. which is the best part of the game, but it really just gets to the point where it's just another button smash game and that's no fun at all really.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:It was a good game. The health mechanic stank though.

It was a one trick pony, campaign was nice.. but just once. The multiplayer was great, but it just got repetitive... in fact that's what sucked about the game most of all. Especially the combat.. which is the best part of the game, but it really just gets to the point where it's just another button smash game and that's no fun at all really.

Indeed. I remember one part I got stuck on for ages. There was one of those enhanced ork Nobz and it was the only enemy left and my health was so low. I just could not beat it. Multiplayer was awesome though.

TheRobotLol wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:It was a good game. The health mechanic stank though.

It was a one trick pony, campaign was nice.. but just once. The multiplayer was great, but it just got repetitive... in fact that's what sucked about the game most of all. Especially the combat.. which is the best part of the game, but it really just gets to the point where it's just another button smash game and that's no fun at all really.

Indeed. I remember one part I got stuck on for ages. There was one of those enhanced ork Nobz and it was the only enemy left and my health was so low. I just could not beat it. Multiplayer was awesome though.

The sadness when you repeatedly reach levels 18/19 on the horde mode only to die.

Scarey Slaaneshy post ahead!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Scarey Slaaneshy post ahead!

Oh lord, I posted this before I read your IC post Blap.

Unfortunately, I was closer to the mark than I anticipated..

Lucius dun got tainted.

Awwww, Blap that's just wrong...

Ew

Private_Joker wrote:Awwww, Blap that's just wrong...

TheRobotLol wrote:Ew

Now, now chaps.. don't encourage him. We all know Slaanesh likes these kinds of reactions.


"Neophyte Lucius, it's time for your full debriefing. I want to know what happened when they took you."

"Um.."

I'm sticking to a little thing called "fluff"

Of cource, of cource.

Oh, and posted by the way.

It has awoken! Call me heretic now, I dare you!

TheRobotLol wrote:Of cource, of cource.

Oh, and posted by the way.

It has awoken! Call me heretic now, I dare you!

Blaspheming traitor.

Also,

Luckily the weapon had lodged itself into his backpack, with the air breathable it served little purpose anyway.

The "backpack" Marine's have are actually power plants, without them their armour isn't powered and it'll just weigh them down like a tonne of bricks.

Wow just read the posts I missed. Blap......have......fun.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
The "backpack" Marine's have are actually power plants, without them their armour isn't powered and it'll just weigh them down like a tonne of bricks.

One of the exhaust vents. Don't worry, it takes its tole soon enough.

Great White wrote:Wow just read the posts I missed. Blap......have......fun.

I'm not ashamed of what I write.

Right, to calrify. Einar and co. don't know what a deamon is or what chaos is. Edit posts appropriatley.

Rockerbike, the Demonettes are fighting the Blood letters, not the marines currently.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Great White wrote:Wow just read the posts I missed. Blap......have......fun.

I'm not ashamed of what I write.

Yet.

By the time you go to far, it'll already be too late and you'll have nothing left to turn to except further acts of depravity for your lord Slaanesh.


I should really get that post I've been meaning to do for so long up.

TGN fixed it.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Great White wrote:Wow just read the posts I missed. Blap......have......fun.

I'm not ashamed of what I write.

Yet.

By the time you go to far, it'll already be too late and you'll have nothing left to turn to except further acts of depravity for your lord Slaanesh.


I should really get that post I've been meaning to do for so long up.

Who ever said it'd taint him?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Great White wrote:Wow just read the posts I missed. Blap......have......fun.

I'm not ashamed of what I write.

Yet.

By the time you go to far, it'll already be too late and you'll have nothing left to turn to except further acts of depravity for your lord Slaanesh.


I should really get that post I've been meaning to do for so long up.

Who ever said it'd taint him?

Well, you did make a possessed slaanesh worshipper hop on your marine's pogo-stick. That's fairly tainting.

Though that raises the question.. if Marine's can spit acid then perhaps the reason they never go down with people is self-evident..

Being raped by a daemon would taint your junk with a whole book of diseases. Speaking of junk, can marines actually... err.. perform with the necessary equipment?

I have never heard it called a pogo stick.

The glass ninja wrote:Right, to calrify. Einar and co. don't know what a deamon is or what chaos is.

My dude calls em' Red Devils

Private_Joker wrote:Being raped by a daemon would taint your junk with a whole book of diseases. Speaking of junk, can marines actually... err.. perform with the necessary equipment?

Pretty much.

Great White wrote:I have never heard it called a pogo stick.

Neither have I.. first time for everything though.

It's not going to taint him.

Or will it?

Nah.

And it's happening, no matter how ungodly it is.

Will there be marine and slaanesh babies?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:It's not going to taint him.

Or will it?

Nah.

And it's happening, no matter how ungodly it is.

I'm pretty sure Marines are meant to be celibate, fits their whole warrior-monk/religious brotherhood edict.

Getting freaky with a Daemonette..

You have no idea how bad an idea that is with TGN as GM.

Great White wrote:Will there be marine and slaanesh babies?

Marine's genetic structure is so different from normal humans it wouldn't possibly work, likely they become sterile in the process of genhancement anyway.

Great White wrote:Will there be marine and slaanesh babies?

Ahhh, so cute, its ripping/raping my arm off!

:3

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:It's not going to taint him.

Or will it?

Nah.

And it's happening, no matter how ungodly it is.

I'm pretty sure Marines are meant to be celibate, fits their whole warrior-monk/religious brotherhood edict.

Getting freaky with a Daemonette..

You have no idea how bad an idea that is with TGN as GM.

Who ever said that it'd work?

I'm not disclosing anything. And it ain't no Daemonette.

Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
I'm not disclosing anything. And it ain't no Daemonette.

Please, dear god, don't tell me its a fiend of slaanesh O_____O

Private_Joker wrote:Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

How much? And does it clean my house?

Private_Joker wrote:Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

What.. what have you done Joker?

TGN will probably make this an event now.

Great White wrote:

Private_Joker wrote:Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

How much? And does it clean my house?

\

Well it can certainly unblock those clogged drains, if you know what I mean.

Private_Joker wrote:

Great White wrote:

Private_Joker wrote:Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

How much? And does it clean my house?

\

Well it can certainly unblock those clogged drains, if you know what I mean.

*Curls up into ball and lock self in cuboard*

TheRobotLol wrote:

Private_Joker wrote:

Great White wrote:

Private_Joker wrote:Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

How much? And does it clean my house?

\

Well it can certainly unblock those clogged drains, if you know what I mean.

*Curls up into ball and lock self in cuboard*

This.. just..

I don't..

Why

Can I buy 6.

Great White wrote:Can I buy 6.

Special offer, 8 for the price of 5, free delivery.

Deal.

Alrighty chaps, I think there's been just about enough.. discussion.. of things.. and stuff.

Back on topic lads.

Private_Joker wrote:

Great White wrote:

Private_Joker wrote:Wait, wait, wait, who ever said the lady is on the recieving end?

That's right folks! You have heard of chain swords and chain axes, now introducing the chain strap-on! Limited time offer.

How much? And does it clean my house?

\

Well it can certainly unblock those clogged drains, if you know what I mean.

And you thought my post was nasty.

Ok back on topic.(You take paypal Joker?)

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Alrighty chaps, I think there's been just about enough.. discussion.. of things.. and stuff.

Back on topic lads.

Wow. A whole page on...this....Wow.

All for a small tithe of human souls. Only 99.99 souls! Act now and you get a free Chain strap-on purity seal!


*Warning may causing irritable bowel syndrome and vibration of the eardrum. Do not use if you are pregnant or have a spinal injury*


I'll stop now...

Private_Joker wrote:All for a small tithe of human souls. Only 99.99 souls! Act now and you get a free Chain strap-on purity seal!

STOP IT NOW!

Really, back on topic now gents.

Alright guys lets stop. PM me for more details.

Stop this heresy now! Back on topic!

So...

When can I continue?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:So...

When can I continue?

Go ahead...at your sanity's own risk...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:So...

When can I continue?

Worrying.


@Robot - I'm more concerned for our own..

New page! Lets try and avoid the topics of the previous page.

Don't worry, he's a big boy.

Seems page 52 is the new page 7.

You started it.

I'm gonna be off for a bit, really not feeling good at the moment. Hopefully I'll feel better later and will get a post up.

Private_Joker wrote:Seems page 52 is the new page 7.

But they aren't the same thing at all...

*Clap clap* Back on topic!

I meant in the chaotic de-railing sense of page 7.

I swear, I will call the OT police in here right now!

TheRobotLol wrote:I swear, I will call the OT police in here right now!

Be cool.....We're all friends here.

Good. I knew that bluff would get your attention

Does anyone know how many players we have left, so I can do some character sheet cleanup?

I think 10 or 11.

Thank you.

And incase you hadn't noticed anyone, I wasn't ACTUALLY gonna call the mods, it was a joke.

(People in my last RP though I HAD called the mods...)

Hello gents, how are you.....all....Well, the last two pages have given me both ideas and a large amount of diagrham movment. AKA, laughter....

Glad to make a fellow Dakka creature laugh.

It wasn't me, I swear!

Anyone gonna post, cause I posted last?

Not me.

Allot was posted lol.
And deadshot can fight a bloodcrusher but when i ask it i get denied?

admiral9 wrote:Allot was posted lol.
And deadshot can fight a bloodcrusher but when i ask it i get denied?

Does seem a little unfair. He's on a jump pack and you have a whole land raider.

What? He included a bloodcrusher? *Goes to read more* If so then it would be prudent, in the sprit of fairness, to not allow it. He didn't even consult me.

*tsktsktsk* Deadshot!

Oh, while we're on this subject TGN, can we have a Bloodletter Herald leading the attack? I've described my character seeing one across the battlefield, but if thats not allowed, it can just be a sergeant type thing.

A bloodletter herald would be ok.

Yay!

The thing is though...more of your grunts need to die, MUhahahahahah.

The glass ninja wrote:The thing is though...more of your grunts need to die, MUhahahahahah.

Oh don't worry, by the end there shall only be two of my guard left, a carefuly made plan for each.

Posted.
Not as good as my previous one i am a little tired honestly.

And i think i was allowed to fight a leman russ battle tank.

admiral9 wrote:
And i think i was allowed to fight a leman russ battle tank.

Yeah. Nice pimpmobile you got there

Inn my first few posts i need to show its powers you know but the farther we get the stronger the enemy.

And my land raider is like twice as strong as a normal one and he can think for himself.

Oh and i ofcourse want to see your results the fact that he is part machine will mean i will like your guy.

admiral9 wrote:Inn my first few posts i need to show its powers you know but the farther we get the stronger the enemy.

And my land raider is like twice as strong as a normal one and he can think for himself.

Oh and i ofcourse want to see your results the fact that he is part machine will mean i will like your guy.

Great! Once a couple more people post, I shall introduce the two of you

Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

I truly envy you.

Da crazy experiments are awake!


EDIT: I must go now, LOTR return of the king calls.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

Welcome back.
The experiments have awakened.

I'm never going to be able to post.

I can sense fellow Dakkanauts rejoicing behind their monitors...

I'm doing something behind my monitor......

Dude a fap is something you keep behind doors.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I'm never going to be able to post.

I can sense fellow Dakkanauts rejoicing behind their monitors...

Not me i'm wondering what she will do a slaaneshi won't simply do the job she will do somethin g incredibly sick before that.

admiral9 wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I'm never going to be able to post.

I can sense fellow Dakkanauts rejoicing behind their monitors...

Not me i'm wondering what she will do a slaaneshi won't simply do the job she will do somethin g incredibly sick before that.

I don't want to get banhammered though!

TheRobotLol wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

I truly envy you.

If you knew how I was feeling you wouldn't.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

I truly envy you.

If you knew how I was feeling you wouldn't.

If only you were me for late September / October 2011...

That is true sickness.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

I truly envy you.

If you knew how I was feeling you wouldn't.

If only you were me for late September / October 2011...

That is true sickness.

Heh.. half my youth was spent in and out of hospitals and doctors. Last time I was in hospital it was meningitis a few years back. Very nasty.

Hospitals like you.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Morning all. Or evening rather.

I ended up going to bed for a few hours.

I truly envy you.

If you knew how I was feeling you wouldn't.

If only you were me for late September / October 2011...

That is true sickness.

Heh.. half my youth was spent in and out of hospitals and doctors. Last time I was in hospital it was meningitis a few years back. Very nasty.

I was in hospital when I was diagnosed.

6 weeks of uncontrolled Type 1 Diabetes screws you up royal.

Enough with your sickness(Thas for Robot) Back on topic.

Great White wrote:Hospitals like you.

But I don't like hospitals.

Anyway, back on topic.

Can I post?

Pwease?

I don't see why not. Just keep it PG13 and everyone's happy.

BlapBlapBlap i know that i don't actually know what you are going through but i can see what it does to you and because of that i wish you luck. But i know that with the right mindset you can easily overcome the sickness just look at my dad!

Of course you can

Actually, I'm probably going to be out until somebody frees me. I REALLY don't want to try and make that post.

I want you to try.

Great White wrote:I want you to try.

Why? What would I achieve?

Laughter.

Great White wrote:Laughter.

I don't want a banhammer, thank you.

Well no one does, and I would like to keep all of us from that.

If you do it, i'll respect you more, might save you from Tyranind dismemberment or a few dodgy dice rolls. Ya know, i never meant for these doctors to be tainted by chaos, just inquisistive about marines and oblivous to the worship. Well done though.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Actually, I'm probably going to be out until somebody frees me. I REALLY don't want to try and make that post.

Just dream the time away in blissful sus-an.

There. I made it obvious without telling any of the details.

Yahahahhahah. That was brilliantly subtle Blap. Is this your new NPC, she seems awful loving.

xD dude blap nice post i laughed the whole post.

And i agree couldn't be more subtle.

I was serious, you could keep her on as an NPC. None of the doctors even know about the demons

Fine, she'll be an NPC. For now...

So she will just cling to him and lead to some hilarious scenes xD
I don't think adric will like that. remember he sees lucius like a little brother.

Character sheet on your way then Blap. keep it to yourself or post it.

I must ask that until I recover from the pain that besets me, that no one interacts with Morias and friends.

Sure.

Well then...

*cough*

Anybody gonna post?

I already posted xD maybe TGN.

Haha Blap, that was funny.

Great White wrote:Haha Blap, that was funny.

What was funny? I tried my hardest to make it subtle yet understandable...

People laughing at written sexual scenes.. ah, you all have much of the internet to explore still.

Although that might not be the best idea.

Still waiting on TGN...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:People laughing at written sexual scenes.. ah, you all have much of the internet to explore still.

Although that might not be the best idea.

I'm not going to explore dem internetz...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:People laughing at written sexual scenes.. ah, you all have much of the internet to explore still.

Although that might not be the best idea.

I'm not going to explore dem internetz...

Wise choice.

I'll say this.. I've met some weird people over the years.

Though it's mostly a maturity issue when it comes to sex in writing.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:People laughing at written sexual scenes.. ah, you all have much of the internet to explore still.

Although that might not be the best idea.

I'm not going to explore dem internetz...

Wise choice.

I'll say this.. I've met some weird people over the years.

Though it's mostly a maturity issue when it comes to sex in writing.

I tried to make it mature, I swear!

Still waitin' on TGN.

Brap....wow.

TheRobotLol wrote:Brap....wow.

What now?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Brap....wow.

What now?

Read the past page or so of discusion, thats my opinion.

Slaanesh at its's Slaaneshiest

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Brap....wow.

What now?

Read the past page or so of discusion, thats my opinion.

That it was well thought out and subtle?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Brap....wow.

What now?

Read the past page or so of discusion, thats my opinion.

That it was well thought out and subtle?

Indeededly. The wow, was at how tame it was, as if one of my mates had written it, he'd be banned by now.

Still waiting.

Fo wat?

TGN's post.

Still.

Waiting.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:TGN's post.

Still.

Waiting.

He's not online, your screams of 'waiting' will not yet be answered.

Good night.

I grow weary also. Night eveyone.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:TGN's post.

Still.

Waiting.

He has internet issues sometimes.

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:TGN's post.

Still.

Waiting.

He's not online, your screams of 'waiting' will not yet be answered.

+_+

WAT.

Well, I'm off. See all of you tomorrow.

Night Blap. In other news, who likes skyrim?

It's okay.

Eh, joker...Lucius is in a closed room.

Why can't I be thrown into the closed room?

They're doctors, they operate in seperate rooms and such.

well my room was sprayed with blood so I am just temporarily chained there.

Very well. Remember, the doctors are not corrupted, they are only following orders.

Not corrupted...?

Didn't one just tear out a marines organ and proceed to rape him?

She has....mental problems. Yeah, i'm leaving to blap to post her sheet and details on her obsession with Astartes.

Not to mention I'm not the only other marine in the room, they're are slabs of astartes hanging from hooks in the room. I believe we are beyond a sterile operating enviroment.

Nope, Blap never specified them as astartes, and who says she operated on them?

"Corpses of human and Astartes alike hung like slabs of meat from ancient hooks."

Why else are they in there then?

Huh, never caught the astartes part. I don't beleive that doctors are assigned one room to themselves. Anywhere.

Welll I think we are beyond the rules of regular doctors and surgery at this point. Ecspecially with chaos involved.

Are you arguing with me joker? This story is now mine to control at you guy's behest.

Haha true, but you can't really change what Blap's post already says. I was just following on from that, you can ask Blap to change his post if you want.

I would like you to change your post. You never see lucius. I have...plans.

That's a bit restrictive... Can't your plans evolve to factor my guy in?

Nope. They wouldn't keep prisoners like Astartes in the same room.

As I said it's temporary. Plus these guys aren't the smartest of captors.

There are a lot of doctors who wanted astartes, not just the girl.

Well as a side note what are your plans with Lucius? Maybe as part of the plot I become aware of Lucius' corruption but keep it a secret. We remain captives together and gain each others trust and he makes me swear to secrecy.

That would be telling. A GM never tells. And no, Lucius is not actually corrupt.

The company commander still wouldn't see to kindly on a marine who was raped by a possessed doctor. If I told them about it he would certainly be executed considering we are living in a highly paranoid and xenophobic society. Let me use this as a way to bribe Lucius down the road.

She isn't possesed. Obsessed, yes, possesed, no.

"Then her false god began to take control. She looked upon his naked form, strapped onto the table prone. Lucius was yelling at her, asking for his release."

Yes she is.

Yeah, i'm going to ask him to change that. I decide wether or not somone is possesed.

You know that thing about abusing GM power? You are doing that at the moment.

I believe she's just crazy or has a massive sex drive.

Both.....she's also obsessive and probably your only hope for red-NO I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH!

It's really Blap's character so technically down to him to decide.

...Gm....up to me.....Yeah.

I'l try to get up a post sometime today.
Wow, two pages.

''Walks in greets everyone looks around'' Holy feth 2 pages!
Oh and joker a very nice post.

The glass ninja wrote:Yeah, i'm going to ask him to change that. I decide wether or not somone is possesed.

But I worked so hard...

Damn.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The glass ninja wrote:Yeah, i'm going to ask him to change that. I decide wether or not somone is possesed.

But I worked so hard...

Damn.

Ah come on TGN, let the man have his plotline!

I've made a tinsy edit that flattens this out.

Posted.

We are in the Land Raider Admiral, your move.

Is anything going to happen?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Is anything going to happen?

Fo' who?

Gonna try and post for you and joker soon blap.

Oh god, what are you going to do?

I'm scared...

*Clap clap*
SERF! Fetch me my binoculars, and a large tub of popcorn!

You really know how to make people calm, don't you? /sarcasm

I do like to think of myself as being calming, yes.

*Sips Diet coke, crunches popcorn slowly*

TheRobotLol wrote:*Sips Diet coke, crunches popcorn slowly*

Shhh...

Don't make me end you...

I don't get TGN's post. It confuzzled me.

*Slowly eats last popcorn, gets up to get some more*

And yes, it is rather confusing.

Well, there's something about [EXPUNGED BY INQUISITION], I think, then something about Joker being dragged into the room and threatened...

I'm still confuzzled...

Posted boys an girls.

I swear there is only like five of us left now..

The first paraghraph is basically a joke that also details the greater effect of that orbital bombardment, the second is basically me about to feth up jokers facial features.

TheRobotLol wrote:I swear there is only like five of us left now..

Five?

Uum me, you, Darkvoidof, Blap, Joker, TGN and deadshot.

Who did i miss?

Point taken, it was a joke about how like three people left almost at exactly the same time.

And magnus ofcourse too thats 8.

Posted.

Morning everyone, even if I only crawled out of bed at 2:30PM.. having a fever-racked night of no sleep will do that to you.

TGN.. I've yet to read the IC thread but it'd be nice if you were just a tad less restrictive.. plans are fun and all but it's this lot's game as much as everyone else. Remember, GM's primary function is to make the game run smoothly and ensure everyone's having fun.

I was, i allowed joker to stay in the room with Blap.

Fair enough I suppose. My head's in no real state to offer any good advice.

It's going to seem a bit silly now. That post I've promised for oh so long now is incredibly similar to what's happening with Joker and Blap.

As long as it is a post .

Right you are Admiral.. right you are.

It'll be a miracle if I can conjure up the willpower to put sentences together today in a post of the quality and magnitude I've been planning.. so I wouldn't get your hopes up for that post soon..

Also the official player count is 9 I believe.

I am an admiral! What do you think?

admiral9 wrote:I am an admiral! What do you think?

Not much today.. blazing headaches make thinking troublesome.

I have awoken...

...goddamn dogs with their yowling.

Well brother welcome back you got control of the nemesis until i return with lucius.

Nice.

Don't suppose we could get a more in-depth description of your hulking cyborg?

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Don't suppose we could get a more in-depth description of your hulking cyborg?

Oh you will...soon...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Don't suppose we could get a more in-depth description of your hulking cyborg?

So mine was sufficient enough?

admiral9 wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Don't suppose we could get a more in-depth description of your hulking cyborg?

So mine was sufficient enough?

Theres not really much to describe about a land raider with a sarcophagus in it.

Yeah but he does have epic new functions.
Like machine tendril (tentacle) defensive systems! Let slaanesh come!

And mine has its own thoughts.

As I said, nice pimpmobile

Well you will get to pimp with it. A privilege only you and lucius will get.

Wondering what yours will be like.
Adric already likes him cause he is a half robot.

admiral9 wrote:Well you will get to pimp with it. A privilege only you and lucius will get.

Wondering what yours will be like.
Adric already likes him cause he is a half robot.

He is pretty much a robot version of Leonidus, exept more cold and mechanical.

Sounds better and better by the minute. xD

admiral9 wrote:Sounds better and better by the minute. xD

Yup. It also knows a lot about stuff.

TheRobotLol wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Sounds better and better by the minute. xD

Yup. It also knows a lot about stuff.

But does it know the square root of pancake?

No, I didn't think so.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Sounds better and better by the minute. xD

Yup. It also knows a lot about stuff.

But does it know the square root of pancake?

No, I didn't think so.

I have been defeated.

TheRobotLol wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Sounds better and better by the minute. xD

Yup. It also knows a lot about stuff.

But does it know the square root of pancake?

No, I didn't think so.

I have been defeated.

Most definitely. The secret to the square root of pancake is one I shall take to my grave. None may know it's power for it is too great for mere mortals to possess.

Ok.

I realise how stupid I sounded now.

I'm gonna just go ahead and write up a tiny post now.

I'm back from my GW.

Have fun? GW's have always been negative experiences for me, except once.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Have fun? GW's have always been negative experiences for me, except once.

Their almost always fun for me, although I only go to 1.

And...

Back on topic...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Have fun? GW's have always been negative experiences for me, except once.

With the same guy running up to you each time, never remembering your GW history, but insistant you tell him it all AGAIN.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Have fun? GW's have always been negative experiences for me, except once.

Their almost always fun for me, although I only go to 1.

And...

Back on topic...

I always have fun at them but i don't know why but i always seem to have incredibly huge amounts of bad luck there.

I've been to 4-5. Only 1 of those, which I went to once (and is a long way away from me) was at all good. Very friendly guy there, great atmosphere although he disallowed me to charge after disembarking from my land raider for some reason. I assumed it was either a mistake or I wasn't as well-versed in rules as I thought and played on. Ahh, that was a good game.

But Blappers is right, back on topic chaps.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I've been to 4-5. Only 1 of those, which I went to once (and is a long way away from me) was at all good. Very friendly guy there, great atmosphere although he disallowed me to charge after disembarking from my land raider for some reason. I assumed it was either a mistake or I wasn't as well-versed in rules as I thought and played on. Ahh, that was a good game.

But Blappers is right, back on topic chaps.

Oh god not another nickname...

Just leave Lacey alone!

Lannister stop bullying yourself!

All the 'L' names? Wat?

TheRobotLol wrote:All the 'L' names? Wat?

A dozen odd pages ago we forgot what Blap's character was called and I think it was admiral who called him by the wrong name. Then I deliberately called his character by a wrong L name and we went on for a few pages saying a multitude of different L-names.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:All the 'L' names? Wat?

A dozen odd pages ago we forgot what Blap's character was called and I think it was admiral who called him by the wrong name. Then I deliberately called his character by a wrong L name and we went on for a few pages saying a multitude of different L-names.

I think that's when I said "My name's not Lewis!", actually.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:All the 'L' names? Wat?

A dozen odd pages ago we forgot what Blap's character was called and I think it was admiral who called him by the wrong name. Then I deliberately called his character by a wrong L name and we went on for a few pages saying a multitude of different L-names.

I think that's when I said "My name's not Lewis!", actually.

What was that Leonard?

Hm, my "tiny" post has somehow grown into four meaty paragraphs and still not finished.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Hm, my "tiny" post has somehow grown into four meaty paragraphs and still not finished.

Sounds epic, and I'm not afraid since you don't interact with me. It's a win-win!

Its lovely having a large, cyborg version of youself. With a heavy bolter for a hand.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Hm, my "tiny" post has somehow grown into four meaty paragraphs and still not finished.

Sounds epic, and I'm not afraid since you don't interact with me. It's a win-win!

Hehe.. I don't interact with you.. yet..

As I said earlier the post I've planned for a long time is quite similar to your character's predicament.. though with a bit of luck, far more horrifying.

So we might well cross paths sooner than either of us imagine..

That's not this post however. I'm writing up the result of the event TGN threw my way.

TheRobotLol wrote:Its lovely having a large, cyborg version of youself. With a heavy bolter for a hand.

Something.. like this?

That doctor should be like, my long lost sister. [insert dramatic music]


EDIT:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Its lovely having a large, cyborg version of youself. With a heavy bolter for a hand.

Something.. like this?

No, mine is much less crude and hunched.

TheRobotLol wrote:That doctor should be like, my long lost sister. [insert dramatic music]

No it shouldn't.

And I can make it far worse, trust me. Although this woman's now obsessed with me, so I need a different doctor *cue Leonidas*

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:That doctor should be like, my long lost sister. [insert dramatic music]

No it shouldn't.

And I can make it far worse, trust me. Although this woman's now obsessed with me, so I need a different doctor *cue Leonidas*

It was a joke, just incase you hadn't grasped that

I SAID:

*cue Leonidas*

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I SAID:

*cue Leonidas*

I can't just 'walk in', not where I am.

I'm a tad confused. Blap is in some underground facility in the city, correct? Joker's character is in the same place, so somehow they got back into the city.. I suppose it would've been whilst the remaining marines with Robot and Admiral are preoccupied by the current attack.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'm a tad confused. Blap is in some underground facility in the city, correct? Joker's character is in the same place, so somehow they got back into the city.. I suppose it would've been whilst the remaining marines with Robot and Admiral are preoccupied by the current attack.

IIRC, me, Admiral, our experiments, and some marines are going towards the city gates to regroup with the remaining marines. Or something like that.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'm a tad confused. Blap is in some underground facility in the city, correct? Joker's character is in the same place, so somehow they got back into the city.. I suppose it would've been whilst the remaining marines with Robot and Admiral are preoccupied by the current attack.

TGN has made it clear that I never actually left, and that I was taken when I was in suspended animation after the Daemonette attack.

You'll never guess what Chaos God I like the most.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'm a tad confused. Blap is in some underground facility in the city, correct? Joker's character is in the same place, so somehow they got back into the city.. I suppose it would've been whilst the remaining marines with Robot and Admiral are preoccupied by the current attack.

TGN has made it clear that I never actually left, and that I was taken when I was in suspended animation after the Daemonette attack.

You'll never guess what Chaos God I like the most.

..Malal?

Post will be up within 15-20 minutes.

The camp is lost, we are regrouping near the city.

And I am seperated from my squad and fighting a horde of daemons in the city with only Nightshredder and a non-working JP

Post is up, hopefully it'll be a good read.

It is a good read indeed.

I must go now...

...dinner calls

TheRobotLol wrote:It is a good read indeed.

I must go now...

...dinner calls

Glad to hear it, and I know the feel.. I've had 0.5 of a meal in the last 21 hours.

If I don't get food soon I might well collapse.

Old pizza, how delightful!

I generally find most pizza sub-par these days.

I posted. Things are getting tense.

Nice Blap.. nice..

Cue cattleprods.

Indeed

Go on Brap, punch her face off, now, its your only chance!

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Nice Blap.. nice..

Cue cattleprods.

Me and TGN has a plan for this occasion, trust me.

I look forward to it.

Aaargh, you lot get all interesting plotlines while i'm stuck outside the city gates trying to regroup the remnants of the marines whilst fighting off hoards of bloodletters!

TheRobotLol wrote:Aaargh, you lot get all interesting plotlines while i'm stuck outside the city gates trying to regroup the remnants of the marines whilst fighting off hoards of bloodletters!

Don't worry, our plan involves you.

God, I suddenly feel like Tzeentch...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Aaargh, you lot get all interesting plotlines while i'm stuck outside the city gates trying to regroup the remnants of the marines whilst fighting off hoards of bloodletters!

Don't worry, our plan involves you.

God, I suddenly feel like Tzeentch...

I'm intrigued, but I doubt I can teleport to your location, as awesomesauce as that would be.

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Aaargh, you lot get all interesting plotlines while i'm stuck outside the city gates trying to regroup the remnants of the marines whilst fighting off hoards of bloodletters!

Don't worry, our plan involves you.

God, I suddenly feel like Tzeentch...

I'm intrigued, but I doubt I can teleport to your location, as awesomesauce as that would be.

I'll PM you the plan.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Teheheheh...

Nobody will ever know!

Until we carry it out and begin to post about it.

Speaking about that, want to start this off Lol?

Posted, nearing the city gates.

Is anybody going to post? I want to start this plan.

Old adric gets ignored?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Is anybody going to post? I want to start this plan.

I just did. Admiral could if he wanted, or I guess TGN could go ahead.

I'm curious as to what this plan involves. If it's busting open the city basement then try and avoid old Morias.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'm curious as to what this plan involves. If it's busting open the city basement then try and avoid old Morias.

Damn it!

Blap, you may begin the plan. Anything Blap write is authorised as it should be hilarious. I would ask, Blap, that you send me it before posting just so i can check it over.

Im posting

Have fun chaps.. I'm off to watch TV.

Well guys im going to germany for 2 days so i see you tuesday night. You can just assume i am underway to lucius and am going to be uber pissed off when i see the girl. Oh and remember ONLY lucius and leonidas may enter my land raider! Because they are the only ones i trust otherwise it would kind of ruin my personality.

Ok, seeya then.

I promice, not a scratch on the Land raider.

I wouldn't take his word for it, not when it's going through our plan.

Well then see you in 2 days i hope you won't forget me and i hope i can return to the fun in 2 days.

admiral9 wrote:Well then see you in 2 days i hope you won't forget me and i hope i can return to the fun in 2 days.

I'll try not to win!

And don't worry, hilarity will probably ensue involving my new companion...

Again I'm waiting on TGN...

Sigh...

I'm very busy IRL.

So...

Can I make my post?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:So...

Can I make my post?

I guess so.

I said this already.

Posted now.

Hope you like it, or whatever.

Looks fine to me.

Quiet out tonight...

Indeed...

I think Darkvoid's going to be pissed when he discovers his character in a smoking crater...