I've opened the NW corner again.

Six brains in here, half are injured. Come and get it fellers then wreck it all!

Finally got my first kill! I got the guy someone just pulled out.

I also got my gf to join the horde. She has to make her way down from Earletown.

Hello, I'm Sparkys gf

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140757

Currently in Spracklingbank

Kono's in the NE section with 41HP too.

Congrats on your first kill sparky, that will help with your xp! And welcome missus sparky!

Kono shouted a lot of explatives after killing The Kronk Shuffle.

The Kronk Shuffle returned the favor, and then ransacked and ruined the NE corner.

"GRAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"

You are inside (NW) Mitchem Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Luigi291 (2HP) and AndrewR (30HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.34 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Natalia Romonava is a zed spy and p'ker onto a wall.

There are two other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise Shaax.
Since your last turn:

26.34 MHz: "11 zeds in Mitchem Mall.. send reinforcements!" (21 minutes ago)


Looks like we'll be receiving company soon...

NW corner ruined. Radio ruined. Graffiti ruined.

You guys really tore up the Mall. The place looks great now!

Congratulations on the first kill, sparky! Welcome to the horde, rl_pickle!

I really need to update our member list. Not tonight but maybe tomorrow night.

I finally get into Mitchem and there is nothing left.I guess they vacated else where, I'm off to Shyar to see if there is anything there.

Depending on bb4's next move I might head home, add a bit of extra muscle to the chaos.

Shyar is loosely barricaded.

Shyar is no longer barricaded, but I do not know how to open doors :(

Edit: Feth me it's back to EHB

 Alfndrate wrote:
Shyar is no longer barricaded, but I do not know how to open doors :(

Edit: Feth me it's back to EHB

Which means there is some serious goodies inside!

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
Shyar is no longer barricaded, but I do not know how to open doors :(

Edit: Feth me it's back to EHB

Which means there is some serious goodies inside!

Yeah, I've got 6 AP left, I'm gonna wait around and hope that someone drags a tasty meal out for me

I'm gonna focus on the building's around Mitchem personally: ruin a nice chunk of Vinetown whilst holding the mall.

 Just Dave wrote:
I'm gonna focus on the building's around Mitchem personally: ruin a nice chunk of Vinetown whilst holding the mall.

Agreed. Let Shyar go for now.

Also, at least one talkie is hiding in the junkyard immediately north of the NW mall corner. He knocked me down to 8 HP, but couldn't finish the job. back to full HP, now.

Hold the mall!

*shambles away*


Edit: I feel like I don't do much in this game :(

Don't worry about it, Alf. There are spurts where i do nothing but bash barricades for days. Just watch for other people doing stuff and try to jump in when you can. If you PM me tomorrow, we can coordinate attacks on a target's barricades.

 Alfndrate wrote:
*shambles away*

Spoiler:

Edit: I feel like I don't do much in this game :(

Fixed that for you

Also my last 100 xp has come from bashing barricades Just haven't timed an attack with any one for the last couple of weeks!

Thanks, I wrote it up hastily so a missed tag was bound to happen.

Edit: Started a new character, and ran far from Vinetown to play around as a harman. Didn't realize that very strongly barricaded could be entered, but EHB could not (I was freaking out as I didn't have a place to rest )

Has anyone seen Manchu, Monster Rain, Benamint, or Morathi's Darkest Sin lately?

Also D-usa...we seem to be outnumbered by the living.

Alf, don't fret about Shyar. I'll help you attack any place you want as soon as my AP are back.

*shrugs* I'm going to head to mitchem and sit around for someone to drag a tasty harmanz out for me to nom on

Also, my talkie is going to the Southwest corner of Richmond Hills, if anyone has any alts in that area, perhaps we could join up?

 Alfndrate wrote:
*shrugs* I'm going to head to mitchem and sit around for someone to drag a tasty harmanz out for me to nom on

Also, my talkie is going to the Southwest corner of Richmond Hills, if anyone has any alts in that area, perhaps we could join up?

I don't but my zombie may come hunt you down whilst Vinetown recovers.

I'll be watching you

Alf, I think that Casey's Law is organizing a Dakka survivor group. You will have to ask him where they are located in Malton.


Tank Abbott killed Kronk and then wasted a few bullets on me.

So... I have been revivfied with a syringe, but I'm still dead?

Edit: OH NOES I'm ALIVE D:

Edit: I'm in SW Mitchem Mall if someone wants to nom on me

 Alfndrate wrote:
So... I have been revivfied with a syringe, but I'm still dead?

When you stand up, you'll be a talkie and lose a hitpoint with each action you take. When you finally die again, you/ll come back as a zombie.

Where are you? I'll just kill you and save you the AP.

SW mitchem Mall

Edit: My talkie has made it to Richmond Hills, and I'm in Club Rainey...

Club Izzard (N or NE Mitchem) at QSB-1.

It is down to lightly barricaded now. But I am out of AP now


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Club Izzard is unbarricaded, but the doors are closed.

Made a profile yesterday to try and see what the game was like before joining up with you guys. But now I'm here and here's my profiles and such

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140853

Just opened Club Izzard, 4 skinbags inside---Dave Field down to 13

I love Club Izzard, even thought it is difficult to hit humans there.

"Cake...or Death!"

Two humans remain. Henrietta Hoggs is at 18 HP.


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 Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
Made a profile yesterday to try and see what the game was like before joining up with you guys. But now I'm here and here's my profiles and such

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140853

Welcome to the feeding frenzy! If you hang out around Mitchem Mall, we should be able to toss some wounded survivors out where you can finish them.

Opened up Izzard again there is one Talkie in there and he was on 60HP, I managed to hit him a couple times but man it's dark in there!

I drug him outside if someone wants to finish him for xp

I just shouted Free Meal! Come Eat Me! I dislike that I keep getting killed as a zombie and revived... This does not make for a fun game... I waste 20 AP every time this happens.

NW, NE, SE Mitchem all need de-cading: NW's at the lowest.

 Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
Made a profile yesterday to try and see what the game was like before joining up with you guys. But now I'm here and here's my profiles and such

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140853

Welcome!

 Alfndrate wrote:
I just shouted Free Meal! Come Eat Me! I dislike that I keep getting killed as a zombie and revived... This does not make for a fun game... I waste 20 AP every time this happens.

For me too when I was lower level, but you can get a zombie skill that lets you stand for fewer AP and one that makes it difficult to revivify.

I'm alive in CLub Izzard.

5 hp remaining!

COME NOM ME!!!!!

Also need to be zombified! In Club Izzard

Bloodhorror wrote:I'm alive in CLub Izzard.

5 hp remaining!

COME NOM ME!!!!!

Got ya!

rl_pickle wrote:Also need to be zombified! In Club Izzard

Got you down to about 12 I thinks.

 rl_pickle wrote:
Also need to be zombified! In Club Izzard

notpopped wrote:Gripping Barfboo by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

Got that for you.

Welcome to the gang, to the south you will see Kronk. Please hit him on you way out. For Xp reasons obviously.

notpopped wrote:You attack The Kronk Shuffle in darkness, but miss.

Stay still you slippery Kronk!

 kronk wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
I just shouted Free Meal! Come Eat Me! I dislike that I keep getting killed as a zombie and revived... This does not make for a fun game... I waste 20 AP every time this happens.

For me too when I was lower level, but you can get a zombie skill that lets you stand for fewer AP and one that makes it difficult to revivify.

That sadly requires 300 experience points as I need to get Lurching Gait to get Ankle Grab (lets you stand up for like 1 AP) and then another 100 for Brain Rot.

A wounded human is standing in the NW corner of Mitchem Mall.

 JB wrote:
A wounded human is standing in the NW corner of Mitchem Mall.

Nom nom nom

He's down to 7hp.

Poor bugger probably used his last Ap to crawl into the mall only to find it empty! Sad for him, this is great news for the Nurglings!

He's dead Killed him like 10 minutes ago

Ruined Mitchem again, get in there. It's a great place to hang out after a hard days chomping.

Anyone else getting bitten by some crazy lady zed named Megg Mucklebones?

Spawn of Satan is a zed hunter. Also, there's a anti-nurgling group accusing us of zerging.

Not funny.

Which group?

Everyone standing outside the mall should come inside.

In SE Mitchem Mall with the Kronk Shuffle .

It's barricaded from the outside... so... anyone breaking it to get in will find a small surprise.

And I think the Nurglings are getting accused of zerging is because our fearless leaders are pretty good at getting the band back together

I've been having a go at the junkyard that just lit up.

I'm probably shot in the head by now, but I'm enjoying shredding barricades.

It's at Lightly Barricaded atm... I've retreated back into the mall

Just got in four talkies in here!


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Got stonga down to 34hp, retreated back out now.

They've rebuilt Mitchem again.

IMHO, at the moment they are far more organised than us: we're too scattered to hold Mitchem and they're currently making us spend our efforts decading and ruining an empty building.

I'd suggest we go for Shyar again: plentiful targets, piss off MDK and easier to hold if taken.

I agree, I'm tired of being fething killed and dragged out into the street...

Edit: I'm half tempted to just start over and have Brain Rot from the get go, and move Alf far, far, far away...

Or quit, being constantly revivified is a pain in my ass and makes the game unfun...

That's not true.

Being revivified is part of the zombie unlifencycle. As you get revived so the lower level zeds get kills. It's beautiful man, truly karmic and beautiful.

Welcome to the Red Zed commune, say the mantra after me - your brainz are my brainz, your brainz are my brainz.....


Who said brainz? I'm dead hungry now!

Yeah, but I'm a low level zombie that can't get any kills because I spend 20 action points a day standing up twice... Everytime I die, I think, "well that was a fething waste of time."

I'm not seeing the point of playing this game anymore if I waste 10 hours of waiting around just to die, stand up, die again, and stand up as a zombie, just to repeat the cycle over and over and over.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ <- My reaction EVERY time this happens.

Hey no one said being dead was easy.

We Nurglings just make it look easy.

 Alfndrate wrote:
Yeah, but I'm a low level zombie that can't get any kills because I spend 20 action points a day standing up twice... Everytime I die, I think, "well that was a fething waste of time."

I'm not seeing the point of playing this game anymore if I waste 10 hours of waiting around just to die, stand up, die again, and stand up as a zombie, just to repeat the cycle over and over and over.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ <- My reaction EVERY time this happens.

Stay dead, gather AP, wait for some free chicken to appear/building to open. Then get up, do your damage, spend your AP. Honestly, I felt exactly same as you about the game, until you get your first few kills then you'll be fine

Save up AP for now. We'll go after a building tomorrow.

Don't forget the game actually rewards you for nut punching The Kronk Shuffle.












Now for the science bit: Some or all of the "facts" in this post may be entirely made up.

 JB wrote:
Save up AP for now. We'll go after a building tomorrow.

Might as well stay dead till Sunday or so... I'm not getting home until late tonight, and then I'll be at an amusement park all day tomorrow (I hope...).

Good idea, build up some AP then just go for it.

 purplefood wrote:
Good idea, build up some AP then just go for it.

I'll pop up now so someone can use me for experience and then lie in wait...

You are inside Reason Towers. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Nana Agatha (38 HP ).

 JB wrote:
Save up AP for now. We'll go after a building tomorrow.

Yessssss....

Mall open and ruined the NW corner

Thanks Ryan!

Chris Reese in the NE corner has 7 HP. Nom him before another human heals him.

Mallninja in the SW is down to 22hp, just had a good claw at him. Everyone else is on 50-60HP

Did the humans leave?

I only see three of them at the moment.

 JB wrote:
Did the humans leave?

I only see three of them at the moment.

I came out before I exhausted myself but there was about 10 scattered around the mall.

I killed the Talkie in NW Mall, then moved to SE Mall. 6 more talkies. All are infected now. Yay!

Ugh I am getting annoyed of getting revivified. I need to get some XP so I can prevent that!

Don't forget as a talkie you can get into their buildings while infected, did then attack from the inside. Look it up on the early part of this thread or on the wiki.

Once your brain rotted its harder to get those talkie skills and use them. So there is a play off - brain rot does kill off some anti talkie tactics.

Get Brain Rot last for sure. Those harman skills are useful as a zed and for getting some vengeance when you get revivified. You'll struggle to get to 45 if you buy it early.

News:
Me and DA's Forever are starting a survivor group in the next day or two. It's going to be loads of fun and bloody as hell. Revives will be abundant but you'll need them a lot too. We've been planning it all out for a while. If you want to get in ahead of the game and you have a leveled up survivor send them down to Whittensdie now. The more people that join us the better it will work.

Barricades feel invincible now... I do not like this... 40 AP and hardly any damage done.

NW corner of mall at lightly now.

Might be open now...and a human might be missing his brains, but you didn't hear it from me.

SW corner open, got one talkie--4 more inside

NW corner. Somebody kill me. I don't wanna be alive!

You guys hungry? I'm alive at NE Mitchem

[EDIT] Thank you

Spawn of Satan has killed another horde member, but I've got him to half health, if anyone wants to finish him.

SHYAR AT QSB-2: one guy should be able to open it up and hopefully get the drop on them.

Shyar is open for lunch boys!

Ya know, once someone that knows how to open doors opens a door

 Alfndrate wrote:
Shyar is open for lunch boys!

Ya know, once someone that knows how to open doors opens a door

Open and there is a feast inside...

You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Kono (60HP), John89 (60HP), Doctor Where (60HP), Dawn Davenport (60HP), BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), Officer Twayne (60HP), MrHappySocks (60HP), Kaimi (55HP), RedeyeSy (60HP), 1812lsd (60HP), Luigi291 (60HP) and Oldscumdog (60HP).


Someone can finish him...

Gripping Kaimi by the shoulders, you crush them for 2 damage. They drop to 15 HP.

NE mitchem is open, two breathers inside!

I've got 2 AP atm... if someone wants to drag me some lunch outside, I would love you long time.

SW Mitchem is open to anyone who knows how to open a door

I've opened and ruined the NW. Mall is empty, get inside and ruin it all lads.

It's ruined...all of it.

I broke down most of the barricades in the SW corner. Can someone finish them off?

Gelasius down to heavily barricaded.

Thanks Dark Apostle!

Shyar open, Doctor Where at 14hp and prime for killing:

You are inside Shyar Cinema,a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Kono (60 HP ), BERKMAN FRICK (60 HP ), Oldscumdog (60 HP ), Dawn Davenport (60 HP ), John89 (60 HP ), Malodorous Monk (60 HP ), Kaimi (60 HP ), Officer Twayne (60 HP ), MrHappySocks (60 HP ), 1812lsd (60 HP ), RedeyeSy (60 HP ) and Doctor Where (14 HP ).

SE Mitchem, member Mick McManix of the Spanish Inquisition is down to 36. Get em boys!

Killed Mick McManix and ruined the four corners of Mitchem.

Mitchem's looking a bit empty, only me and Shaax left.

I'm keeping an eye on things, and I've got enough Ap to tear down a battleship - but more bodies might be good, or we'll get thrown out again!

Meatshield squad! UNITE!

Everyone is either standing outside or waiting in line at the cinema for a ticket.

Shyar open, most of MDK's in here:

You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Kono (60HP), BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), awwman76 (60HP), Oldscumdog (60HP), Kaimi (60HP), John89 (60HP), Officer Twayne (60HP), Doctor Where (60HP), Dawn Davenport (60HP), RedeyeSy (60HP) and Tank Abbott (17HP).

Free chicken at shyar.

Shyar loosely.

Shyar open:

You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), awwman76 (60HP), John89 (60HP), Kono (60HP), Kaimi (60HP), RedeyeSy (60HP), Dawn Davenport (60HP), Doctor Where (60HP), Oldscumdog (60HP), Officer Twayne (60HP) and Little Fuzzy Bunny (3HP).

Outside of Shyar and revivified. Somebody kill me please (love being able to say that)

Have been barricaded inside Shyar. Gradually infecting everyone inside...

I stepped over your lifeless body on my way inside Shyar. Doctor Where is at 21 HP. Someone finish her off.

Open again.

Free Human Chicken in the street at Shyar Cinema.

Bite his brains while you can...first come, first served...as long as you can hit him.

Shyar at lightly-1.

Popped it open and finished it off btw.

You are inside Club Threadgould. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Larryshotlast (50HP) and Henrietta Hoggs (60HP).

Chicken in the street at Club Attrill. One other human still inside...and the building is lit so you can hit her more easily.

I am outside Club Attrill with 23 HP left. Feel free to kill me, so I can be a zombie again, so I can be revived again, and so forth. (I need to be smarter with AP)

Got the club down to Lightly

Club open, got sisterrita down to 12, one other breather inside on 60.

I see they are accusing of us Zerging again;

Somebody has spraypainted Nurglings Zergers keep losing onto a wall.

That makes me want to move my character far, far away and let it go inactive, only to start a new character named "Nurgling Zerg 001" and get everyone else to follow suit.

I would prefer not to feed their zerging paranoia.

AgeofEgos is racking up some kills lately! Good on ya!

Gelasius is open, one inside:

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital,its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Stonaga (60 HP ).

Mitchem is open! And I ruined an empty square.

Get in there!

 JB wrote:
I would prefer not to feed their zerging paranoia.

AgeofEgos is racking up some kills lately! Good on ya!

Yeah I've gotten a few lately!

Chatwin Library at lightly-2

 Just Dave wrote:
Chatwin Library at lightly-2

Open!

RAARGH! NO BARRICADE CAN WITHSTAND MY WRATH!

(SW mitchem is open, 2 inside.)

Chatwin's open, only Sista Rita inside but she's down to 40 something hp.

There's only 2 of us in Shyar atm: a few more bodies would be good.

If you want to grope Kronk in the dark, just say so. Zombies don't have to be coy.

I just tore down the barricades on Chatwin and wrecked it in 40ap. I think it is getting easier to attack barricade again.

So party in Chatwin - absolutely no Kronk fondling going on here. You want that, go to Shyar!

This is a respectable Zombie joint, none of those goings on....except on Fridays; but it's not Friday so bugger off if that's what you want.

SW Mitchem is open again, seems deserted...

Hi guys....It's been a while: I followed the Big Bash for the entire summer but I wanted to come back to Vinetown.......and I just wanted to say that I was attaccked by LevelheadedLunatic for 50 hp of damage apparently for no reason.....what should I do?

Two options;

1) laugh it off as good natured high jinks.

2) track him down and kill him and anyone that is near him.

I'm an option number 2 kinda zed but ymmv.

Keeellll him!

 The Blind Hunter wrote:
Hi guys....It's been a while: I followed the Big Bash for the entire summer but I wanted to come back to Vinetown.......and I just wanted to say that I was attaccked by LevelheadedLunatic for 50 hp of damage apparently for no reason.....what should I do?

Is he a Zombie?

He will be if you keeeelll him!

It's the great leveller.

 Alfndrate wrote:

 The Blind Hunter wrote:
Hi guys....It's been a while: I followed the Big Bash for the entire summer but I wanted to come back to Vinetown.......and I just wanted to say that I was attaccked by LevelheadedLunatic for 50 hp of damage apparently for no reason.....what should I do?

Is he a Zombie?

1)Yes, and he is a member of Nurglings......anyway I didn't want to be a crybaby, I just wanted to know if I could hit him back or if it is against the "horde policy"

2)Ok Notpopped, thanks.

Welcome back, Riccardo!

Levelheadedlunatic is Phantommaster. I'm not sure why he attacked you.

Leamon Grove School (1NW of Shyar) is at QSB-2.

 JB wrote:
Welcome back, Riccardo!

Levelheadedlunatic is Phantommaster. I'm not sure why he attacked you.

Kill him anyway.
It's not like he can become more of a zombie...

PM him.

We don't need internal feuds. There are plenty of humans to kill.

Or that...

 JB wrote:
PM him.

We don't need internal feuds. There are plenty of humans to kill.

How sensible and level headed of you....


KILL HIM!!!!!


Please don't take anything I say seriously, and I cannot be held responsible for any actions my comments may cause


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Also....

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Sister Rita (60HP), Mick McManix (58HP) and MrHappySocks (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted MERCY/MDK/TSI for Vinetown onto a wall.
You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.


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Rita and McManix are infected

McManix dead, out of AP.

I think you ate him just as I swung - you owe me 1ap mister!

 JB wrote:
PM him.

We don't need internal feuds. There are plenty of humans to kill.

Got it boss.

One almost dead human in the street outside Gelasius. Sister Rita is dead. The hospital is ruined.

Kronk is snoring.

After a long vacation, I am back. The WIki for vinetown is down. Unsure of the cause.

Someone killed me and revived me. I'm in Shayr, who's hungry?

Welcome back, Gunslingerpro! The Vinetown Wiki page is working now for me.

Apparently Donna Pittman has tried to edit our group page again to call us out for zerging. Two of the Wiki mods have reverted the page back to its original form

You can read the Mod comments here: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talkonna_Pittman

I wonder if Donna is the person running the three anti-nurgling zombies with catchy names.

Alf, someone dragged you out into the street. I didn't even get to bite you in passing.

SW corner of mitchem is at loosely

 Scrabb wrote:
SW corner of mitchem is at loosely

I have some AP so I'll stroll down that way. EDIT: It is open now. One human inside and I wounded her pretty badly. She has 18 HP remaining.

I finally updated our contact list in the OP. WOW! We added a lot of new members. Please add them to your contacts and say, "Hello!" or "grh".

Alfndrate: Alfndrate http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2081425
bloodhorror: Mr Janje http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2139616
DrkOblitr8r: DrkOblitr8r http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140853
Garuss Acine:
gunslingerpro: gunslingerpro http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2139218
R3con:
rl_pickle: Barfboo http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140757
sparkywtf: Lumpsneeze http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2140220

Garuss Acine and R3con, you guys need to find me in the game and then speak with your zombie so that I can click on your action and get your profile links.

Welcome to one and all! Make sure that your group name is The Nurglings. Don't forget the "The".

Goodford PD open, five inside and judging by the graffiti, they don't want us here:

You are inside Goodford Road Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Big Lapin (60 HP ), Ariel Helwani (60 HP ), Realslimshady (60 HP ), Luigi291 (56 HP ) and fireblanket (60 HP ).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted No nurglings, thank you very much onto a wall.

Sounds like an invite

Hannah Elgen has 36 HP. She repaired the barricades in the SW corner of the mall. Perhaps we can kill her, ruin the mall, and turn it into a pinata.

I just opened up club Izzard and it got 7 brainz in it including Mick McManix and Stonaga.

Get eatin' fellers!

Feeding Time!


You are inside Club Izzard, in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Mimi Plastique (57HP), Hunter5988 (40HP), awwman76 (55HP), Tim Meadows (36HP), Urist McDagger (60HP), Stonaga (60HP) and Mick McManix (39HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

There are two other zombies here, all of them from your horde. You recognise notpopped and Ijustwantaname.
You enter the building.


Damn, it's dark in here

The exertions of the day have numbed your clouded brain. You stand where you were, swaying slightly.
Gripping Tim Meadows by the shoulders, you crush them for 2 damage. They drop to 8 HP.



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You have run out of Action Points.

Free Food (in the form of me) in Club Izzard!!!

Has anyone out there spotted the Founder, Ephraim Pitman?

Yes, he lives (or unlives) again!

I guess someone in M.E.R.C.Y. is going to get a beatdown.

Jacie Johnson at SE Mitchem isn't looking to well (14hp if I recall). Can someone do me a solid and put them out of their misery?

Got Mick again, hanging out back inside the club to give them another body to deal with

Oops, we ran out of cake at Club Izzard.

Anyone else have any cake? We need some. Some what? Well, cake...yes, we need it. Cake, or death!

DEATHCAKE!!!

So my options are "...or death?" I guess I'll have the chicken!

Jihadin didn't bring any chicken.

There was an unfortunate mixup in the list of what everyone was supposed to bring to the party.

So we have eleven hungry zombies, two packs of flatware, four stacks of cups, two dozen paper plates, one pack of napkins, no cake, no brains, and an expired coupon for pizza.

Anyone see any tasty harmanz?

No, but I got locked out of Shyar because idk how to open doors

I walked over to open the doors and nut punch Kronk.

Sadly, I only accomplished 50% of my mission.

 JB wrote:
I walked over to open the doors and nut punch Kronk.

Sadly, I only accomplished 50% of my mission.

I would be saddened if you did not nut punch Kronk

He was not there.

Romeo Romero, one of the organizers of Big Bash 4, wanted everyone to know that the mega horde is still going strong in Yagoton. The horde could use more zeds as they move into northwest Malton and go for some prominent targets like Caigar Mall.

As usual, The Nurglings don't tell anyone where to hunt. Have fun if you go and we'll leave a light on for you until you return, even if I have to set Eldarcaveman on fire.

Damn it, can't you burn kronk this time...

NW Mitchem Mall down to VSB. I also received a message something about "You only have 8 moves left today due to keeping server load and Zergs down"...or something along those lines. It listed 160 moves--which I don't have any earthly idea how you could get that many moves in a day. Anyone else get this message?

3 Characters, 50 moves a day, 150 moves between some of them, with some extras if you wait a few hours and move another one.

Ahh, ok I see. I only have one character--so I assume it was just a server wide message

 AgeOfEgos wrote:
Ahh, ok I see. I only have one character--so I assume it was just a server wide message

It could be that MDK has gotten someone's ear and reported us for zerging.

Ryan,

It can happen when you refresh the map page since every refresh counts as a hit.

Your 24 hour period is based on GMT from midnight to midnight.

More on the limit here in the Wiki: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Hit_Limit

I have come close to the limit once because I kept refreshing the map page to see if humans were entering my building to attack and rebuild barricades. I wanted to attack them as soon as they started.




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Eldercaveman wrote:
Damn it, can't you burn kronk this time...

I can't find him right now. Besides, I already poured all of that generator fuel on you. I suppose I should have just kept the generator running, but that's thinking "inside the box".

Light me up and chuck me in!


And MDK really don't like us at the minute so they. We should organise another hunt.

MDK One Week Kill Fest 8)

 Jihadin wrote:
MDK One Week Kill Fest 8)

MMMMMM KILLLMMMMM FESTMMMMMMM


NE Mitchem is down to QSB, don't know if there is anything inside.

I've cracked NE Mitchem.

One Harman only - Silly Algenon885 hanging around in a Mall when their Nurglings on the rampage - Nom, nom, nom!

Still on the plus side there's a FLGS in here and they actually have some TIE Interceptors in stock - MINE!

 notprop wrote:
I've cracked NE Mitchem.

One Harman only - Silly Algenon885 hanging around in a Mall when their Nurglings on the rampage - Nom, nom, nom!

Still on the plus side there's a FLGS in here and they actually have some TIE Interceptors in stock - MINE!

Bloody X-Wing is all II hear about these days.

That's right my young apprentice, embrace your hatred only then will you be able to know the power of the Dark Side (that's pre-painted models to the un-initiated!)

 notprop wrote:
That's right my young apprentice, embrace your hatred only then will you be able to know the power of the Dark Side (that's pre-painted models to the un-initiated!)

Don't tempt me, I already have no money and 4 projects on going......


Also I found a cake.....

You are inside the Yapp Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Boudreaux927 (60HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Yap yap yap rabbit rabbit rabbit! onto a wall.

That is some feisty cake at the Yapp Building (north of Mitchem Mall).

I arrived to find you dead, Kay van Raven standing over your body wielding a candlestick, and two different humans playing patty cake in the parlor.

One human is at 10 HP. I drug him outside. The other one is half dead and still inside.

 JB wrote:
That is some feisty cake at the Yapp Building (north of Mitchem Mall).

I arrived to find you dead, Kay van Raven standing over your body wielding a candlestick, and two different humans playing patty cake in the parlor.

One human is at 10 HP. I drug him outside. The other one is half dead and still inside.

Yeah I watched it all happen..

They revive me as well, and left me inside..... The dead will rise.

Got both at Yapp---that officially fills all my zombie skills--so I'll just start dragging people out of buildings now for newer guys to chew on.

So what do you do with any built up experience now?

 AgeOfEgos wrote:
Got both at Yapp---that officially fills all my zombie skills--so I'll just start dragging people out of buildings now for newer guys to chew on.

So what do you do with any built up experience now?

Get revived, spend it on Harmanz stuff and then die again?

Pretty much but if you have brain rot (if not why not!) it's damn difficult to get revived. You have to enter an Necrotech building an be revivified there.

The first time I tried that despite point at my zombie-self and talking gibberish all the breathers there were low level so gakked themselves and ran away!

Alfndrate wrote:

 AgeOfEgos wrote:
Got both at Yapp---that officially fills all my zombie skills--so I'll just start dragging people out of buildings now for newer guys to chew on.

So what do you do with any built up experience now?

Get revived, spend it on Harmanz stuff and then die again?

notprop wrote:Pretty much but if you have brain rot (if not why not!) it's damn difficult to get revived. You have to enter an Necrotech building an be revivified there.

The first time I tried that despite point at my zombie-self and talking gibberish all the breathers there were low level so gakked themselves and ran away!

Getting revivified at a Necrotech facility is extremely difficult unless you know someone who has a cousin who works with someone who has a sideline business on the wrong side of the Monolith.

I am looking into it though because I want those extra levels.

I have a fireman! Who already has more experience points than my zombie >_<

I actually have a fully skilled harman character that can resurrect people at Necrotech if need be... However, its not an option right now as she is currently far away and zombified.

Only 2 zeds left in Shyar

polaria wrote:I actually have a fully skilled harman character that can resurrect people at Necrotech if need be... However, its not an option right now as she is currently far away and zombified.

We may have to set up a zombie away team to visit your human alt some day. Traveling isn't that big a deal for me. I don't mind walking to get the extra levels and human skills. It's a one time thing and then I return to sweet, sweet zombie-hood.

Just Dave wrote:Only 2 zeds left in Shyar

But Officer Twayne asked us very nicely to leave. I'm currently catching some rays outside of The Yapp Building. Some harman ventilated me.

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If anyone comes across MrHappySocks or nomatr1, kill them. For crimes against unlife, those humans are to be located and devoured by all true followers of Barhah!

I know we kill ALL humans on sight but if you see these two in a crowd, kill them first.

Double chocolate chip cookies....WHERE!!

The Daniels Museum is the last place that I saw them enter but they might have gone anywhere since then using Free Running.

Hanging out at Shyar. Last I checked Mitchem was EHB--we want to save up some AP and head down?

Maybe...I'm getting an itch to do something different though.

We've been bouncing back and forth between Shyar, Gelasius, and the Mall. I'm feeling an urge to see something new or do something new.

Anyone else have an interest in seeing another suburb for a while? Maybe we could hunt down Jerden in Crowbank?

I'm down, just let me know the neighborhood we're shambling to.

I am all good for moving somewhere else for a bit. If anything it will lull MDK into a false sense of security

I'm game

I could be up for that although I just got back really. I'd actually be pro leaving to give MDK some space for a bit. Remember we are all here to enjoy the game and although friendly rivalry is nice we don't want to start a feud with them. I'd like to see them take control while we are away so we can come back when they have a better chance to fight us off. Balance is pretty much The Nurgling's main motivation remember. We aren't achieving that by terminally roflstomping the opposition into retirement.

And it's not an issue yet but let's be wary of lowering ourselves to mud slinging and baiting. People, possibly MDK, can call us zergers or whatever they want but we can just rise above it and not get involved. It's not true and that's all we have to say about it. I'm sure anyone who is saying that about us is unaffiliated and misguided. I doubt, or at least hope, that MDK is not involved. They are just some guys playing a game like us.

This is much a message to The Nurglings as it is to MDK or any other opponents we may have, I hope they are reading this.

I don't think it is MDK so much as whomever is running the three crazy lady anti-Nurgling zombies, and maybe a few other individuals.

I don't really have any scores to settle so I'm interested in moving west into Crowbank and hunting Jerden and his merry band for a while. If you don't know anything about Jerden, take a look on the Wiki:

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Jerden

Is anyone else updating the Wiki or maintaining a user page there? I updated our members list in the Wiki (and in this thread's OP). I can add links to user pages and/or colorful background information for anyone that wants it.

Looks like barricades are hard to hit again.

I might start a user page. I've still got to put up that thread for the survivor group though, I've not been on the last week and I'll need to do that first.

Jerden's pro chaos motives don't seem so detached from our own to warrant our attack. Creating mayhem is our strongest tactic to nullify the efforts of survivors. Attacking them would likely force them to organise themselves against us which is the opposite of our goal.

Actually our main motivation is terminally stomping them into the ground. Our mission is to convert all to the ways of Barah!

Hmm, I don't know if I agree. The way I see it is that we want to regain the balance rather than the survivors being in control. The balance could easily mean more Zeds than Harmanz as long as we weren't winning everywhere all of the time. If we have them trodden into the ground then we are not succeeding within our realm of influence.

We succeed by causing chaos, allow the living to enjoy the game and give them small 'victories'. Or at least they think they are winning but really we are allowing them to focus there efforts so we can destroy them again. They put effort into taking a building for instance and it's important to them, they want to keep it. But because they have something we can then take it from them meaning they have to start again. Another small victory and again we level their efforts. Rinse and repeat.

Also, remember that The Nurgling Barhah is not the Barhah understood by the greater Zombie populace who are often just as misguided as the living.


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You are standing outside the Daniels Museum, a four-storey grey-stone building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here is Damon Delacroix (33HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Entry Point (except for zombies) onto a wall.

The Nurgling Barah is the only course for freedom from the everyday survivor monotony. Barricade, kill zombie, barricade, kill zombie, revive, barricade.
We are the agents of true freedom. We bring enlightenment to the living. The only proper course is to crush those who do not want to understand our truth.

You are standing outside the Daniels Museum, a four-storey grey-stone building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here is Damon Delacroix (18HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Entry Point (except for zombies) onto a wall.

There are two other zombies here, all of them from your horde. You recognise notpopped and Zombie's Law.

Since your last turn:

MrHappySocks said "Zombles suck socks!" (5 minutes ago)

That HappySocks guy is getting annoying. Can someone eat his brains?

Also someone needs to finish off old Delacroix.

Just ate Delacroix, barricades are down now as well--out of AP

I got your back brahah brah!

NE St Johns is as open as Kronks legs at a Nut punching party!

MrHappySux is bitten good and needs finishing off! Jump to it fellers, this pair of socks needs taking out with the other soiled rags!

Gelasius at VSB-2

Free chicken outside Daniels!

I believe that we are currently attacking four separate buildings:

JustDave at Gelasius
Several of us at The Daniels Museum
Casey at the Mall
Notprop at St Johns

We might get more done if we mob up on just a couple of targets. Gelasius is probably the choicest target and we haven't ruined it for a while.

What can I say?

Im a lone wolf; apart from the pack I skirt the boroughs of Vinetown seeking prey, I stalk the living so that I might spread the word of Brahah to those that must heed it. My goal To free them of the bondage of their wasted lives, one bite at a time. All told I'm a Grud damned one Zed eatin' machine!

That said if you fellers want to have a beat the bejebus out of MDK party like the good old days (2 months ago?) then I'd have some of that!

You call the shots JB, I'll sharpen my best dentures.

Well, Gelasius looks awfully good according to awwman.

Eldarcavemen is Free Chicken at The Daniels Museum, if anyone needs XP or a good laugh.

 JB wrote:
Well, Gelasius looks awfully good according to awwman.

Eldarcavemen is Free Chicken at The Daniels Museum, if anyone needs XP or a good laugh.

How about a sad laugh. I think I swung at him about 40 times and only actually hit him twice. But hey I made it easier for someone else to have some chicken

sparkywtf wrote:

 JB wrote:
Well, Gelasius looks awfully good according to awwman.

Eldarcavemen is Free Chicken at The Daniels Museum, if anyone needs XP or a good laugh.

How about a sad laugh. I think I swung at him about 40 times and only actually hit him twice. But hey I made it easier for someone else to have some chicken

Can't touch this nah nah nah cant touch this
..

 purplefood wrote:
The Nurgling Barah is the only course for freedom from the everyday survivor monotony. Barricade, kill zombie, barricade, kill zombie, revive, barricade.
We are the agents of true freedom. We bring enlightenment to the living. The only proper course is to crush those who do not want to understand our truth.

I think we agree for the main part. The only place I differ is that I'm talking half in terms of RP and half in terms of RL. It seems the RP side is clear enough but I feel it goes deeper than that, our Barhah also encompasses the goal of the gamer and the effect we want to have on the game. If I recall correctly this is similar to the discussion I had with Manchu here, loosely, it's tactics(RL) and goal(RP).

I got me some caveman chunks. Is chewy, a bit hairy and wrinkly and tastes weird - I hope it's elbow skin?





I think that encompasses my whole RL/RP Pov.

Well im never having kids again ........ Because im (un)dead

Gelasius is open. Just needs the doors open!

 gunslingerpro wrote:
Gelasius is open. Just needs the doors open!

Open!!

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Malcon Harp (60HP), Stonaga (57HP), Sister Rita (60HP), Luigi291 (55HP) and Kaimi (60HP).


sisters mine!


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You maul Sister Rita for 3 damage, and grab hold of their blood-soaked dark red apron. They die.

Told ya

Malcolm, Stonaga and Luigi are infected as well.

I'm Free Chicken again, I've moved on to Pegton though for a bit of a change of scenary if any one would like to join, I'm here...

You are standing outside the Custard Museum, a small yellow-stone building with stern gargoyles along its guttering. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Somebody has spraypainted MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK MDK onto a wall.

There is a dead body here.

I'm guessing MDK might have been here at some point...

I joined Eldercaveman, and again only manage to hit him once on my attack spree...

I am a ninja

I miss far more than the % of my attacks say I should. I realize that every attack has a 25% chance of hitting, but even with the averages over the course of time it doesn't seem to be evening out.

Gel Hospital down to SB

I'm in and it's empty! :(

 Alfndrate wrote:
I miss far more than the % of my attacks say I should. I realize that every attack has a 25% chance of hitting, but even with the averages over the course of time it doesn't seem to be evening out.

If you flipped a coin 1,000,000 times you could get tails the first 500,000 flips and still have a ratio of 1:1.

 Casey's Law wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
I miss far more than the % of my attacks say I should. I realize that every attack has a 25% chance of hitting, but even with the averages over the course of time it doesn't seem to be evening out.

If you flipped a coin 1,000,000 times you could get tails the first 500,000 flips and still have a ratio of 1:1.

I know how averages work, I passed statistics . But when I pump 50 AP into barricades for 4 days and score less than 50 hits, that's averages saying you didn't do 25% of your hits. Which is disingenuous to the hit mechanic of the game as the percent to hit only matters on a hit by hit basis. Each time you click, "attack" you have x% of hitting what you're attacking. I could hit people 50 times in a row and score 50 hits, it just means that one the RNG that controls my attacks, I got that 25% range 50 times in a row.

Too bad it seems like it's the opposite way. To put this in perspective I hit a zombie I found on my human character (far way from Vinetown) and attacked the zombie 8 times in 20 AP (had 29 when I found him, and 9 when I left to book it back to my safe house several blocks away). Even at a 35% hit chance, my human hit 40% of the time. Compare that to the barricades I attacked yesterday afternoon where I hit 5 times in 50 AP... Even at a 25% to hit that's still far below average.

Edit: Though, after reading the article on barricades, it seems that the hit chance to destroy barricades is halved, so my to hit of 25% is closer to 12.5%

 notprop wrote:
I'm in and it's empty! :(

Silly humans ran away!

I'm moving west to Crowbank. I should have enough AP to start hunting for Jerden tomorrow.

I'll PM my location and initial strike point to anyone that wants it. Anyone that joins the Jerden Kill Team should not post any locations in this thread. Other chatter is OK as long as it doesn't give away our locations or targets.

 JB wrote:

 notprop wrote:
I'm in and it's empty! :(

Silly humans ran away!

I'm moving west to Crowbank. I should have enough AP to start hunting for Jerden tomorrow.

I'll PM my location and initial strike point to anyone that wants it. Anyone that joins the Jerden Kill Team should not post any locations in this thread. Other chatter is OK as long as it doesn't give away our locations or targets.

I will come down tomorrow. PM me your location.

I will follow over too... anything to make sure I finally get a killing swing in on Eldercaveman. (not that I would hamper the overall plan)

sparkywtf wrote:
I will follow over too... anything to make sure I finally get a killing swing in on Eldercaveman. (not that I would hamper the overall plan)

Can't touch this...

I can! My nut punching skills learned keeping Kronk in his place are ideal for keeping you dead Eldarcaveman dead and in Brahahs cold embrace.

PM me a locati...er...target JB.

 notprop wrote:
I can! My nut punching skills learned keeping Kronk in his place are ideal for keeping you dead Eldarcaveman dead and in Brahahs cold embrace.

PM me a locati...er...target JB.

Yes, but unlike Kronk I do not enjoy being nut punched!! So I'm not a free hit like he is. Speaking of Kronk, has anyone seen him lately...?

Kronk!? KRONK?! KRRONNKKK!????

I wouldn't mind playing around in Crowbank with you guys

Kronk is busy with his move to Chicago.

Settling into a new city is exciting, tiring, and busy.


So the Kill Team currently consists of:
Myself
Drk_Oblitr8r
Notprop
Eldarcaveman (the Unhittable)
Sparkywtf

We could probably use another five zombies for a full 10 zed Kill Team. If we get more, we will split into two teams.

I'm at 31 AP right now and resting at my first location. In about 12 hours (6 PM CET/12 PM EST/4 PM GMT), i am moving to the second location.

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/

Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) is the same as British Summer Time right now isn't it?

I'm on location waiting for the go.

So what you saying is 10 men, 2 combat teams - what could possibly be your inspiration.....I dibs the free missile launcher! I assume the power armour is free?

And on GMT - no, we're currently on GMT + 1hr. Let the confusion reign!

You are inside the Daniels Museum, its extensive collection of skeletons now thick with dust. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Rathound (44HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Entry Point: Keep VSB At All Times. By Papal Order onto a wall.

I might come along to give Vtown a break.

Idk if you've got use of a "weak" zombie, but I might be up for such shenanigans

Meatshield is bestest shield, just don't forget your red shirt.

 Alfndrate wrote:
Idk if you've got use of a "weak" zombie, but I might be up for such shenanigans

If you can keep with the killling it will be a good chance for you to get some XP, the next skill I'm getting will be Feeding Drag, so I'll start plating dinner for you.

I feel like most of the fun happens while I'm asleep :( I'd like to join you all

I'm in--just need a location. You guys pming that or?

When are we making our move?

Moving now to the first target building.

Scouts will also move out later today.

EDIT: I tore down several layers of barricade and then moved back to the hide position.

Who still needs a PM of our Kill Team locations?

I see that AgeofEgos made it.

 JB wrote:
Moving now to the first target building.

Scouts will also move out later today.

EDIT: I tore down several layers of barricade and then moved back to the hide position.

Who still needs a PM of our Kill Team locations?

I see that AgeofEgos made it.

Yeah I passed your message on, I'll go for a hit an run as well.

I need it!

Shyar open, practically the entirety of MDK inside:

You are inside Shyar Cinema,a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are John89 (60 HP ), Luigi291 (60 HP ), Oldscumdog (60 HP ), Officer Twayne (60 HP ), Doctor Where (60 HP ), Malcon Harp (60 HP ), RedeyeSy (60 HP ), BERKMAN FRICK (60 HP ), MrHappySocks (54 HP ) and Kono (60 HP )

Kill 'em all!

Meanwhile, can someone on the Kill Team, with a lot of AP, open the door of the target building and take a peek inside to see if Jerden or his cronies are inside?

Roger, roger. Frag out!


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Pm incoming. I know what my instincts say, orders?

Notprop,

Kill em all!

We need the brains to keep us nice and fit for finding the primary target later.

One down, all infected.

Come and get it fellers this foreign food is gamey but not unpleasant!

I've got 8 AP atm I used the rest of it scouting the police station and moving back to base.

Yeah best shelter until tomorrow and then we can crack another one open and you can pick up some xp.

Yep, I'm just sitting tight until we get a target---full up on AP

Only four humans remain in the target building.

So far, no Jerden sighting.

The doors are closed again :c

I'll stay put until about 5uk time, should have full ap then.

Alf you should come to the target for easy kills. I can open the doors when you get here.

For those not on holiday hunting elsewhere, Shyar is open and it's full! Doors open folks!

 notprop wrote:
Alf you should come to the target for easy kills. I can open the doors when you get here.

I've got 39 AP atm, so... about 1:30 my time (5:30 BST) I should be good to go?

Go for it mate, there's 4 in here and the lights are on. Maximum change of getting a hit.

Where is the next target?

 notprop wrote:
Go for it mate, there's 4 in here and the lights are on. Maximum change of getting a hit.

I have to wait... Someone visited our hideout and killed me, but no one else... *sigh* this game is becoming more of a chore than a game.

To bad Alf. They're all gone now unfortunately.

You can either stay on the deck and safely recover Ap or wonder over to the location and seek safety in numbers at basecamp Nurgle ready for the next attack.

Of course, when you get here, we are going to eat your tender, juicy FREE CHICKEN brains.

If basecamp is where it was a few days ago, I'm already there

New base camp is the old first target building.

Now bring your sweet, FREE CHICKEN, brain over here!

I'm outside new target loaded on AP

Gripping Alfndrate by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

Thanks!


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Managed to get the target building down to QSB -1, retreated back to the safe house now.

Just SB now, plus I can open doors now!

Am I a big kid now?

Throw me a PM on where you are rumbling now, I'll be right there to help ya.

The target building is open and housing three breathers.

I'm going in.....frag out!!!!


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Right the target is not here nor the secondary designated target.

I killed one anyway and infected the other two.

PS I was killed and thrown out of the first location, there may well be more target possibly including the Secondary target there - no concrete info though just a guess.

Only one breather left.

Get 'im while he's hot!

 JB wrote:
Only one breather left.

Get 'im while he's hot!

Got him down to the low 30's, all set up for Alf to tear some chunks of flesh off him

He's toast. And so is the radio. And the gennie.

I've got 10AP atm, I was attacking a harman that was south west of us.

Cool,

An UD Fark named Spartacus Finch just killed notprop.

Hopefully, that means good news since Target #2 was hunting UD Farks. If they are running around locally, Target #2 may still be in the suburb.

Erm...it is sort of bad news for notprop.

Got me one breather outside of the NW corner of the Mall. Currently nomming on one elswere and wondering what skills to buy next.


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Mauling Shade Jester. Shouldnt have used that AP to shout your comrades to run Shade.

They say that shade is good for preventing skin cancer.

If you do not want Brain Rot yet, you might try Ransack or Digestion.

Dammit Alf your supposed to be the meatshield!

Its so unfair, why do bad things always happen to handsome people?

Mr Sparticus Finch, you are on the list. Prepare to be food!

 notprop wrote:
Dammit Alf your supposed to be the meatshield!

Its so unfair, why do bad things always happen to handsome people?

Mr Sparticus Finch, you are on the list. Prepare to be food!

Because there's no honor (or XP) in dying again and again and again. Barah talks of freeing the harmanz from their cyclical life, yet it is I who is living the life of life, unlife, repeat. This is no way for a zombie to unlive.

I found myself unceremoniously murdered and kicked out :c

But the culprit was UD Fark Vigoda so it looks doubly possible they're here.

Not been on in a while...

Whats going on?

Where are we all hanging out?

Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

 Alfndrate wrote:
Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

What level and skillz does your zed have?

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

What level and skillz does your zed have?

Level 1, 0 skills...

 Alfndrate wrote:

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

What level and skillz does your zed have?

Level 1, 0 skills...

We need to get you some feeds, once I get feeding drag or whatever it is called, I won't kill anymore, and I'll just put them on a platter for you.

I'd be level 2 and pick up lurching gait by now if I didn't keep dying... :( I've got a 43 AP atm, so if we have tasty treats in the new target I'd love it if someone could serve me up a tasty harmanbargarh or two

Hey whats with the nooz already?

Notpopped has just adopted the coiled cobra stance on the floor ready to pounce at any targets.

So where were going? I'm nearly at full AP.

Our targets seem to be outside of the suburb.

So new mission is to find UD Farks and eat their brains.

At least two of them are nearby:

Spartacus Finch, who killed notprop.

Vigoda, who killed DrkOblitr8r.

Bonus points if someone kills Leiter.

I've knocked Dane PD down to VSB-1 if anyone would like to come and finish the job.

I managed to knock it once. My internet sucks right now and it is taking about a minute to reload every time I attack though.

We are live!


You are inside Dane Street Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Maggie Hendricks (60HP), Dr Dorothy (60HP), Kaspar K Gollup (60HP), M3ntlegen (50HP) and Dr Mugwump (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.16 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Jerden:Crowbank:og:Fire hydrant onto a wall.

Tell me when dinner is ready for me

 Alfndrate wrote:
Tell me when dinner is ready for me

It is piping hot.

*urp*

You maul Kaspar K Gollup for 2 damage. They die.

Also, a player named Camo something extracted DNA from me... not sure who their allegiances are with.

Edit: M3ntlegen has 45 HP left, idk about the others. I can wait for more chicken if possible

 Alfndrate wrote:
*urp*

You maul Kaspar K Gollup for 2 damage. They die.

Also, a player named Camo something extracted DNA from me... not sure who their allegiances are with.

Edit: M3ntlegen has 45 HP left, idk about the others. I can wait for more chicken if possible

Yay! You'll have a ball now, and the kills will come in thick and fast!

Not really, I picked up lurching gait... I'm a little faster, but still susceptible to being killed... Ankle grab will probably be my next skill pickup and then fill out the zombie attack skills.

 Alfndrate wrote:
Not really, I picked up lurching gait... I'm a little faster, but still susceptible to being killed... Ankle grab will probably be my next skill pickup and then fill out the zombie attack skills.

Best way to do it, don't worry about getting killed all the time, now you are quicker you'll get your xp faster, and the. When you have ankle grab you just pop back up for 1xp.

Getting killed is annoying, getting killed and then revived is even worse as then I waste 20 AP instead of 10

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
*urp*

You maul Kaspar K Gollup for 2 damage. They die.

Also, a player named Camo something extracted DNA from me... not sure who their allegiances are with.

Edit: M3ntlegen has 45 HP left, idk about the others. I can wait for more chicken if possible

Yay! You'll have a ball now, and the kills will come in thick and fast!

I know right! They grow up so fast, it wasn't that long ago that little Alf would chase breathers around like a puppy. Now he's a full blown killing machine. So proud. [zombie hugz the whole kill team]

still enjoying my breather more He's got an axe!

Drug one out in the street for someone to get XP---he's down to 11