You get 50 shades of grey.

I insert the last piece of Pizza.

You get herpes, greedy

I insert The Joker.

You get an angry Batman yelling; "WERE IS HE!!!"

I insert silver age Superman with al his wierd extra powers.

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You get an angry Batman yelling; "WERE IS HE!!!"

I insert silver age Superman with al his wierd extra powers.

You get Goku VS Superman.

I insert mustard.

You. Receive. A. Peace. Of. Bacon.

I. Insert. A. Thunderstorm. Warning.

You recieve a spelling correction;
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I insert a thunderstorm warning.

You get One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.

I insert Data imitating Picard.

You get Patrick Steward performing shakespeare.

I insert William Shatner.

You get a canoe.

I insert a credit card.

You get a penny.

I insert a Batarang.

You get a belt.

I insert this insect flyring around annoying me right now.

You get Typhus.
I insert Angron.

You get an anger managemant book.

I insert the Heavy Weapons Guy.

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a test

You get a note telling you to "apply yourself".

I insert the Smiths.

You get the Smurfs.

I insert The Ultrasmurfs.

You get Stephanie Meyer.

I don't insert anything.

You get nothing.

I insert a note.

You get Another Code.

I insert Total War.

You get world peace.

I insert the following.

laptop
ipod
iphone
ipod touch
psp
psp go
nintendo ds
nintendo dsi
nintendo wii
ps3
xbox 360
car
rolex watch
hd tv
blu ray player
stereo
motorbike and helmet
a hooker
dvd player
my own satelite dish
my own superhero costume with a rocket pack attached
my own secret underground base
a pet cat
pet dog
pet snake
pet rabbit
pet meerkat
digital camera
new trainers
a crown
jewels
diamonds
black leather jacket
black jean jacket
blue jean jacket
and world peace for all mankind

You get a Buddha.

I insert the Metal Gear franchise.

You get a rubber snake.

I insert StarCraft 2.

You get KISS: Psycho Circus

I insert a tampon.

You get a period so bloody it makes a Khorne bloodthirster blush.

I insert a cotton swab.

You get a Q tip.

I insert the last straw

You get a camel.

I insert a troll.

You get the "You Make Da Call" forum on DakkaDakka.

I insert the Warhammer 40k 7th edition Big Rulebook.

You get the free 8th edition Ao40K pdf.

I insert several small fruit flies.

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert snow.

You get crushed ice.

I insert Badrukk

You get a pile of bloody gubbin's.

I insert the blueprints of a luxury apartment complex.

You get duck tape.

I insert Lady Gaga poker face instrumental

You get the Joker.

I insert the "Guess song lyrics" thread.

You get Tropical Storm Erika.

I insert a remnant low.

You get a Moral High.

I insert a Skull.

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert Hurricane Jimena.

You get Uncle Ben.

I inserr Vlad Putin.

You get Vlad Pootin.

I insert Ransom

You get King Richard.

I insert a drinks bottle.

You get Monster

I insert the Dominion Republic

You get a Cigar.

I insert Swisher Sweets.

You get lung cancer.

I insert a whoopee cushion.

You get a Flat.

I insert Reaper Bones miniatures.

You get GW.

I insert Spess Mahreens.

You get L'oreal.

I insert Knife Party.

You get a wolf.

I insert Genestealers

You receive pants robbers.

I insert an all expense paid ticket for a once in a life time world wide tour to Nowhere.

You get Iceland.

I insert a red shirt.

You get a Chaos Cultist.

I insert a scatter dice.

You get an Orbital Bombardment to the face.

I insert Codex:Ultramarines 2nd Edition (Matt Wards fap materiel)

You get some tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert the hippo army.

You get Hannibal Lector.

I insert the Stig.

You gt a cough.

I insert the flu

You get Plaguebearers of Nurgle.

I insert some Blood for the Blood God!

You get Kool Aid.

I insert Mike's Hard Lemonade.

You get a pack of Jones Holiday Soda.

I insert a Delphox.

You get a Taurox.

A insert a cat boy.

You get Charlie tango

I insert Victor lock

You get a fish slap from Patrick Stewart.

I insert a dead cockroach.

You get crunchy chips.

I insert Pep Boys Automotive.

You get a series of nails.

I insert a cheese platter.

You get a 40k army list: Eldar WraithKnight spam.

I insert a broken watch.

You get a fixed watch.

I insert Quark.

You get a Ferengi handing you a paper on an outdated Quantum Theory.

I insert a stack of plastic Necromunda bulkhead sprue's.

You get the new AOS Khorne Fortress.

I insert Korbenn.

You get a symbiont.

I insert Sector 001.

You get area 51.

I insert a red shirt.

You get a blue shirt.

I insert a printer.

You get a replicator.

I insert a Goa'uld symbiote.

You get a Tyranid ripper who is a lovable Smart-ass.

I insert a Warhammer 40k comedy laugh track.

You get a thread of redness.

I insert a study guide.

You get Isaac Newton.

I insert Huniepop.

You get RapLay and put on a goverment watch list.

I insert a VHS tape of Cannibal Holocaust.

You get Kim Kardashian's sex tape.

I insert a cat.

You get a dog.

I insert CREEEEEEEED

You get a pun.

I insert a tribble.

You get a kitty

I insert a puppy

You get Cujo.

I insert a Khorne Flesh Hound.

You get a Corn-Dog.

I insert Crab Cakes.

You get Khorne on the cob.

I insert High Heels

You get glass slippers.

I insert METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Phantom Pain.

You get CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

I insert CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

You get a Rhino.

I insert a Boltgun.

You get a nail gun.

I insert a used refrigerator

You get the golden throne.

I insert a Commissar hat.

You get the New Netherlands.

I insert Napoleon.

You get Bathing.

I insert Adolf Hitler.

You just Godwin'ed this tread.

I insert a long and boring legal document. It's length and boringness is only rivaled by its utter incomprehensibility.

You get The frogs who desired a king.

I insert The Gnat and the Bull.

You get Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

I insert a love potion.

You get a Slaaneshi maiden.

I insert a line of high quality miniature paints.

You recieve a line of small pots and your wallet is strangely empty.

I insert Kirby

You get a Flumph.

I insert a jar of Mrs. Snurl's home made spaghetti sauce.

You recieve a pitcher of Brew Boss Premium Ork fungal beer.

I insert a collection of small hummel figurines.

You get Spot.

I insert Data

You get a Tech-priest Dominus.

I insert a bag of candy corn.

You get Candy Khorne

I insert Spots

You get Checkers.

I insert Iron Man.

You get Thor

I insert Peecard

You get a tough Polish woman.

I insert my bike.

You get a fat bottomed girl.

I insert Peanut Butter Cups.

You get a Carnifex

I insert a Warrior

You get a Mage

I insert a prestige class nobody plays.

You get some CREEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEED

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You get some CREEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEED

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You get Apollo Creed.

I insert Mr. T.

You get a Fool.

I insert A KRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

You get a miscast CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. And its Finecast resin.

I insert an Oldhammer Dwarf Lord

You get a helicopter.

I insert Benedict Cumberbach.

You get Day 226 of Year of Hell

I insert Kes

You get KISS.

I insert Steppenwolf.

You get the worm that walks.

I insert an alarm clock.

You get a phaser array

I insert Quantum Torpedoes

You get Proton Torpedoes.

I insert a lightsaber.

You get a phaser.

I insert a nob

You get a demolisher cannon.

I insetrty Zergsmasher.

You get Sisko

I insert the prophets

You get pants.

I insert Medieval II: Total War.

You get a uniform.

I insert Dukat

You get California politicians.

I insert Gorillaz.

You get a gorilla

I insert Gorilla warfare

You get Donkey Kong 64.

I insert Star Fox.

You get Redd Foxx.

I insert an 8-track player.

You get 3 chords and the truth.

I insert the French.

You get the Spanish.

I insert a history test

You get the invention of gunpowder in Medieval II.

I insert the "revamped war!" thread.

you get a hat

I insert TCL.

You get TNT.

I insert a cheesesteak.

You get beefcake.

I insert Eric Cartman.

You get Eric Clapton.

I insert Mad Max.

You get Max Headroom.

I insert Wang Chung.

You get Garret Wang

I insert Sisko

You get Cisco.

I insert cold sodas.

You get a bottle of Mountain Dew.

I insert Jimmy McGill.

You get Johnny Walker.

I insert Scrabble.

You get Dictionary.

I insert Oxford.

You get a beer.

I insert David Cameron.

You get Cameron Diaz.

I insert Avery Brooks

You get Stephanie Meyer.

I insert the Hobiit movies.

You get the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

I insert Hearthstone.

You get Warmachine tactics.

I insert an M16.

You get an M-80

I insert a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

You get an Arrow to the Knee.

I insert Dragon models limited.

You get stuffing

I insert Ranch Dressing

You get Ranchero music.

I insert a burrito.

You get something that is not an orgy.

I insert a chef.

You get a frog.

I insert a Middenheim Sprue.

You get a German sprue.

I insert the Rolling Stones.

You get a real rolling stone

I insert Leopold Slikk

You get Gracie Slick.

I insert chicken wire.

You get the Windshear.

I insert Hat Films.

You get a viewmaster.

I insert screaming Zulu warriors.

You get an Ork WAAAGH!

I insert a bar of lead.

You get Nick Flamel.

I insert Adolf Hitler.

You get Doof

I insert Gangnam Style

You get the Harlem Shake.

I insert Katy Perry.

You get Papa Johns.

I insert Captain Caine.

You get nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven

I insert Age of Sigmar

You get Candy Land.

I insert Wreck-it Ralph.

You get Rock 'Em-Sock 'Em Robots.

I insert Sigmarines.

You get StarCraft Marines.

I insert a hot dog.

You get a Hellhound.

I insert a Forgeworld Kit.

You get Live Resin.

I insert Live Resin.

You get Finecast crap.

I insert Canadian coins.

You get Balinese Rupeah.

I insert Youtube.

You get Feeding Tube.

I insert hot coffee.

You get cold coffee.

I insert a yoghurt.

You get the Schwartz.

I insert Dark Helmet.

you get pants?

I insert Codex: Ultramarines signed by your Spiritual Liege, Matthew Ward

You get a pet Matthew Ward of your verey own. No returns allowed.

I insert Russia ona stick.

Get Murica.

I insert Chaotic Mind.

You get a Fish-Slap.

I Insert Spider-Clowns.

You get a spider pig.

I insert Kaptinn Badrukk.

You get the complete series of Star Trek: Voyager.

I insert a bowling ball.

You get a racketball

I insert a computer

You get a tri-corder.

I insert a banana.

You get a barrel of monkeys.

I insert a bag of tortilla chips.

You get the Frito Bandito.

I insert cold beer.

You get the Nether.

I insert a bottle of Mountain Dew.

You get coke

I insert milk

You bet a invisible rabbit.

I Insert the "guess song lyrics" thread.

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a brush

You get GW hobby tools.

I insert a .44 Magnum.

You get a dictionary consisting of only rude words. Not an a, an, the, or, but etc. to be found.

I insert a dead panda.

You get a nasty note from the ASPCA.

I insert Indiana Jones.

You get a snake.

I insert a magnifying glass.

You get Sherlock Holmes.

I insert Doctor Watson.

You get Doctor Who.

I insert the Sulaco.

You get a sucalo.

I insert KillKrazy.

You get banned from inserting anything for 5 rounds.

I insert a monkey with a stick.

You get that weird monkey with the cymbals toy.

I insert Age Of Sigmar.

You get WHFB

I insert Alpharius

You get the cymbal monkey smashing Sing Your Life's head between its cymbals for his disobedience.

I put my head in and say "light 'er up!"

I do not want to know wha\t happen to you.

I insert Chaotic Mind.

The monkey continues its mad cymbal attack, meanwhile Cthulhu pops out and joins in gnawing on your head.

I insert an idol of Cthulhu.

You get a lawyer

I insert Pete Duffy

You get Duck, Daffy.
(As the cymbals still crash in the background)

I insert a Shoggoth.

You get the squishy remains of Sing Your Life. The monkey is now bashing Cthulhu's head as Cthulhu smacks the monkey with a fish.

I insert the monkey, cymbal, Cthulhu, slappy fish conglomerate.

You get the dead bodies of ISIS operative in the world. I killed all of them.

I insert Chaotic Mind being slapped by fish.

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I insert a piece of weapons-grade plutonium.

You get a minion with a cymbal monkey.

I insert a cymbal monkey with slappy fish taped to the cymbals.

You get Cthulhu, and he is in the mood for monkey business.

I insert more fish.

You get Cthulhu carrying the biggest trout you've ever seen (approximately 3.57962437 meters long) wich he promptly slaps you with.

I insert cow teeth.

You get Tau CC.

I insert the Crystal Castles.

You get shattered shards.

I insert Jason Voorhees.

You get Jack Torrance.

Nothing was inserted, so a bomb pops out of the machine and blows up in your face.

I insert sing your life.

You get pinned down by a horde of miniaturised sing your lifes.

I insert a M1 rifle.

You get an A303.

I insert a thousand pumpkins.

You get a turkey.

I insert the Pilgrim Fathers.

You get The Indians

I insert The Pilgrims

You get pneumonia.

I insert Roanoke.

You get Virginia

I insert A plague

You get a Great Unclean One.

I insert Samus Aran.

You get a computer

I insert 8GB of hard disk space

You get a cardboard box.

I insert pushrods.

You get a SSID

I insert 802.11

You get a random number.

I insert the Hope diamond.

You get $0.0523 of carbon.

I insert a cow on stilts.

You get a stilt on cows.

I insert my manhood.

You get stuck in.

I insert nothing, until somebody cleans the damned thing.

You recive all the nastiness from inside the vending machine.

I insert Snurl's sense of smell.

You get a pack of cherry cigars.

I insert the hot chick from the bar.

You get the hideous, decrepit old barfly.

I insert a keg of beer.

You get a barrel of monkeys.

I insert a banana.

You get a pineapple.

I insert fake halloween blood.

You get nasty ketchup.

I insert the item on your left taped to a duck.

You get a microwaved duck dinner.

I insert a russian.

In communist Russia, russian inserts you.

I insert Stonehenge.

You get Lego.

I insert dry ice.

You get a Donald Trump dressed as Elsa

I insert a dragon

You get a live hand grenade

I insert a bolter

You get a rivet shot into your head.

I insert a head with a rivet shot into it.

You get a zombie.

I insert the Death Star.

You get a million pieces.

I insert a small thermal exhaust port.

You get an engineer complaining about cost cutting measures and stupid employers with no design experience interfering.

I insert the love of a duck.

You get Duck Sauce.

I insert Arby's.

You get an oven mitt.

I insert Taco Bell.

You get the runs.

I insert a Monkey's Paw.

You get Monkey Business.

I insert Codex: Khorne Daemonkin.

You get Books of Blood: Clive Barker.

I insert a sword.

You get a circle saw.

I insert a baby.

You get Fat Bastard.

I insert Austin Powers.

You get groovy.

I insert Kylo Ren.

You get Ner Olyk.

I insert 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned.

You get epic randomness.

I insert rowboatjellyfanxiii.

You get a subscription to National Geographic.

I insert frozen Pizza.

You get mountain dew and cheeto's

I insert 318 pages of plasticard

You get an angry hormagaunt.

I insert a lasgun

You receive a single standard issue flashlight, NO.1068 MKIII Cadian pattern.

I insert a large mug of good English tea

You get a 2 litre Mountain Dew.

I insert Frostgrave.

You get Frosted Flakes.

I insert an iPod.

You get a Walk-Man.

I insert an AV-7.

You get a live mine.

I insert snurl

You get a mission from God.

I insert broken miniatures.

You get FATAl.

I insert Huniecam Studio.

You get an enraged cat.

I insert my hand.

You get sticky fingers.

I insert a Tau Crisis Battlesuit.

You get a Killa Kan!

I insert Hirst molds.

You get Fine Molds.

I insert a kitty cat.

You get a cute fluffy squig

I insert a litre of fresh lemon juice

You get an explosive lemon

I insert Master of Ordinance.

You get a Daemonette of Slaanesh.

I insert a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

You get a bottle of Listerene.

I insert fresh baked pumpkin pies.

You get white girls.

I insert a tiny violin.

You get a singing frog.

I insert Apple Cider.

You get an angry Welshman.

I insert a puffer fish.

You get a broken chair.

I insert TheManWithNoPlan

You get the plans for a heist of the Pentagon.

I insert War Kitten.

You get a commendation for standing still.

I insert Donald Trump.

You get a Claymore

I insert a puppy

You get a werewolf.

I insert a coloured pencil.

You get a puddle of colored sludge

I insert an Eldar Guardian

You get a Protoss Zealot.

I insert a copy of StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void.

You get a copy of Command and Conquer 2

I insert Zerg Smasher

You get War Kitten.

I insert sing your life.

You get an angry Scottish man

I insert a Dwarf

You get miasma. I hope you like it.

I insert Television Tropes.

I love it thanks. You get the Gaunt's Ghosts Omnibus

I insert an iho stick

You get 50 grams of Warp Dust.

I insert Sweden.

You get a Swedish pancake

I insert a marker

You tet a a sharpie.

I insert my Waifu.

You get twenty dollars

I insert a bolter

You get a Panzerfaust.

I insert a Ultramarine.

You get Papa Smurf.

I insert a 1963 Aston Martin DB5.

You get a broken engine

I insert a Protoss Immortal

You get an Elfdar Farseer.

I insert Tony Bateman.

You get a lamp.

I insert an Oberst.

You get a flag.

I insert a small piece of paper with the word 'help' written on it.

You get a potato

I insert your potato

You get a Chaplain

I insert Tactical_Spam

You get a camouflaged tin of luncheon.

I insert a helicopter.

You get a Space Marine Land Speeder.

I insert TheManWithNoPlan's avatar.

You get a swift stroke.

I insert French Jets.

You get Swedish planes.

I insert Medieval 2: Total War.

You get a knight.

I insert Zerg Smasher's Avatar

You get a legionnaire's helmet.

I insert Jezza C.

The machine screams "POWER!" at you, but gives you nothing.

I insert a watch.

You get a sundial.

I insert Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

You get a block of high explosives.

I insert a Terran Marine

You get a cardboard cut out of a Lamenter.

I insert a copy of The Shawshank Redemption.