You get a summary execution.

I insert Khorne's favorite chainaxe.

You get Michael Myers.

I insert Freddy Krueger.

You get a nightmare.

I insert Barbecue sauce.

You get french fries in a chocolate sauce.

I insert Jamesgang.

You get volley fire.

I insert a morning star.

You receive Simon Belmont.

I insert the East German women's Olympic team

You get weinerschnitzel.

I insert Pikachu.

You get a Neopet.

I insert Red 5.

You get an x-wing.

I insert hyperspace.

You receive a Red 6.

I insert a snotling.

You get a schnozberry.

I insert Willy Wonka.

You get Wilder.

I insert Windex.

You get nerve gas.

I insert a petrol engine.

You get 17 miles per gallon.

I insert the Elder Scrolls.

You get Mojang's Scrolls game.

I insert the KV-2 tank.

You get a big old can of whup-ass.

I insert a Lair.

You get that crappy old game called Lair that thought the PS3 was a Wii.

I insert chemistry.

You get a measurable reaction.

I insert Seven Heads.

You get a flaming arrow fired at you.

I insert Hindu mythology.

You get a Fakir.

I insert Lembas.

You get bread with maggots in it.

I insert a fifteen and a half foot pole.

You get a lightsabre.

I insert David Bowie.

You get the young americans.

I insert a steel ruler.

You get a katana.

I insert myself into the machine.

You get stuck in.

You receive a fish slap.

I insert 40 painted Zulu!

You get 40 bare plastic Kroot.

I insert a rare Magic: The Gathering card.

You get a Pokémon.

Inserted a clock.

You get Alarmed.

I insert Mealie Bags.

You get a pocket rocket.

I insert Snurl.

You get blinded by the light.

I insert sing your life.

You get the king of all cosmos.

I insert a Baneblade.

You get a tank trap.

I insert Eric Cartman.

You get the Dwarf.

I insert Pumpkin Seeds.

You received dried banana chips.

I insert asparagus.

You get tank traps.

I insert a Frenchman.

You get frog.

I insert a 7 course Irish dinner.

Seven courses? All boiled together in a large pot and consumed through a straw? Saying Irish cuisine makes me laugh! My Irish descendants come during the Easter Rising in 1916 so the traditions, meals and language are very prominent still in my family. So is the dysfunction, drinking and religion...

You receive the 7 Fish Italian buffet.

I insert a ham sandwich I looted from the deserter in Witcher 3.

You receive all the kinky sex.

I insert Slanessh

You geta 50 Shades.

I insert the communist manifesto.

You get Red.

A 7 course Irish meal is 6 pints and a potato.

I insert the leftover paint.

You recieve Monet

I insert Leonardo

 snurl wrote:
You get Red.

A 7 course Irish meal is 6 pints and a potato.

I insert the leftover paint.

Boiled together and slurped with a straw


You receive the ninja turtles in a soup.

I insert my right testicle.

You get Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I insert the new Dark Angels Codex: Reclusiam Edition.

You receive a copy of warhammer for dummies, 12th edition.

I insert my fully painted Rorke's Drift set from Warlord Games.
Tis lovely!

You get a Pegasus Bridge set.

I insert tank parts.

You get USS Voyager.

I insert cranial ridges .

You get Grey Matter Technologies.

I insert my balls.

You get peanuts.

I insert Spiced Ham.

You receive a hit on a lick of some bricks.

I insert myself going ham on it.

You get Bacon Grease.

I insert Iced Tea

You get Starbucks.

I insert Dunkin' Donuts.

You get Panera.

I insert Schnucks.

You get a diamond necklace.

I insert the Pet shop boys.

You get Pep Boys.

I insert used batteries.

You get nuclear waste.

I insert weapons-grade plutonium.

You get Ralidium.

I insert Ice cream.

You get the screams of sinners.

I insert an Ork Boy.

You get KaptinBadrukk.

I insert a mine detector.

You get nothing good.

I insert Snurl.

You get the Borg Queen.

I insert Doomthumbs.

You get Mittens.

I insert some grapes.

You get Cherries.

I insert Cyclobenzaprine

You get cyboplasm.

I insert KaptinBadrukk.

You get cyTOplasm.

I insert snurl.

You get the warped wall.

I insert spikes.

You receive some Chaos Space Marine bits.

I insert a Tau Manta model from Forgeworld.

You get Rickrolled!

I insert Penn and Teller.

You get a stock exhange.

I insert Adolf Hitler.

You get Dark Schnitzel.

I insert Peyton Manning.

You get Mann co.

I insert a Maelstorm's Edge.

You get an estimated delivery date.

I insert a blacklight.

You get in the Limelight.

I insert infinity (not the game)

You get a spacial anomaly.

I insert a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

You get a bottle of Solidified orange juice

I insert a piano.

You get the stool.

I insert sheet music.

You get Beyonce.

I insert Kanye West.

You get rudely interuppted.

I insert the Age of Sigmar.

You get Heavy Metal [the film, not the music style]

I insert a F-35.

You get a Dakkajet.

I insert a Space Marine bike.

You get a Big Wheel.

I insert dinosaurs.

You get a psycho.

I insert Age of Sigmar.

You get MMURHEEENZ IN SPHESSSS!

I insert all the WHFB stuff.

You get White Dwarf Weekly issue #74.

I insert a pot of white paint.

You get Scyra.

I insert Warmahordes.

You get round bases.

I insert chicken salad.

You get salmonella.
I insert the new, overpriced artificer layer brush...

You get a happy tree.

I insert camoflouge colored paint.

You get a B2 bomber.

I insert Kid Kyoto.

You get some funny stuff.

I insert Turner Classics Network.

You get Adult Swim.

I insert a loli daemonette.

You get a Khorne Bloodthirster.

I insert a corrupted wish.

You get a lazy Ork.

I insert a guitar.

You get a tote .

I insert Squishward

You get Squidward Tentacles.

I insert World of Tanks.

You get tracks.

I insert Tankfest at Bovington.

You receive an armored truck.

I insert a bovine Rape support group.

You get bullshitte.

I insert a letter from the president.

You receive a dirty blue dress.

I insert a cigar...

You get a blunt.

I insert a five finger discount ticket.

You get five severed fingers.

I insert one of Gru's Minions.

You get a Groo comic book.

I insert Age of Sigmar.

You get the outdated idea that black people are inferior to white people.

I insert a Minion.

You get a banana.

I insert a T-800 Terminator.

You get a 3D printer.

I insert some eggs.

You get salt.

I insert a corrupted wish.

You get a fish-slap.

I insert metal boxes.

You get Sindri.

I insert a Ork Kommando.

You get Grot Ninja.

I insert real D glasses.

You get Jaws 3d.

I insert a pen.

You get a Teller.

I insert War Scrolls.

You get robbed.

I insert Tom Kirby.

You receive a vacuum cleaner company.

I insert shark week.

You get a boardwalk.

I insert a bag of Doritos.

You get a bottle of mountain dew.

I insert the ICP.

You get The Marvelous Missing Link.

I insert Mr Potato Head.

You get Samwise Gamgee.

I insert a truck.

You get a Hot Wheels truck.

I insert a random Lego piece.

You get K'nex.

I insert about 20 odd army books and rulebooks for WHFB, from various editions.

You get a fire.

I insert this sub-forum.

You get an image board.

I insert Kingdom Hospital.

You get an enema from a clown.

I insert Tastycake products.

You get a home made cake abomination.

I insert an obsolete metafore.

You get an oldie, but goodie.

I insert the NAACP.

You get a confederate flag.

I insert North Korea.

You get hacked.

I insert bottled spring water.

You get a sdrawkcab name.

I insert Peregrine.

You get a falcon.

I insert Raid spray.

You get a Tyranid infestation.

I insert a stack of old FMV game CD-ROM's

You get a Blu-ray disc.

I insert an old-timey gramophone.

You get a landline.

I insert a derecho.

You get a weather alert.

I insert a shave and a haircut.

You get Ripley.

I insert Age of Sigmar.

You get epic 40k.

I insert Defiant.

You get Ride to Hell: Retribution

I insert the Pet Shop Boys.

You get Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

I insert my full name.

You get mud.

I insert a pile of VHS tapes.

You get a floppy disc labeled "Factory porn"

I insert my old White Dwarf magazines.

You get fond memories of better times.

I insert Caitlyn Jenner.

You get more of the same.

I insert Historicon.

You get an American xenophobe.

I insert a calculator.

You get an Ork demanding an explanation why he can't divide by 0

I insert the worst painted models you can find on ebay.

You get this thread:

http://www.armorama.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=SquawkBox&file=index&req=viewtopic&topic_id=227061&page=1#

I insert a skaven.

You get an Ork.

I insert a Shoota

You get a slingshot.

I insert lightning bugs.

You get a wasp nest.

I insert my window

You get a madhouse.

I insert Bloodborne.

You get AoS.

I insert WHFB

You get the shaft.

I insert Failcast Eternals.

You get the urban dictionary.

I insert lead.

You get radioactive gold.

I insert two daemonettes and a badger.

You get a Kaldor Draigo.

I insert some Saxon words.

You get some Anglo words.

I insert the internet.

You get Al Gore.

I insert Bill Clinton.

You get denial.

I insert a copy of Command & Conquer; Red Alert 2.

You get Car Wars.

I insert Monopoly.

You get Heroquest.

I insert the jar of paint, the color I blended myself, but only used once.

You get Khorne's blood.

I insert the Marneus Calgar Theme song (PM me if you don't know)

You get the theme from Shaft.

I insert Jack Chick pamphlets.

You get Miley Cyrus

I insert Robin Thicke

You get something mediocre that sounds suspiciously rapey.

I insert that Christmas song by Frank Sinatra that is if you listen closely is about date rape.

You get Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke, obviously.

I insert an anime.

You get a bunch of Japanese sounds comming out of the machine,

I insert a Kung Fu battle for the ages.

You get Enter the Dragon.

I insert a Stromboli with sauce.

You get a homemade squig pie.

I insert a Kirov airship.

Oh! You get the humanity.

I insert a screwdriver.

You get TSTO

I insert NARF

You get AoS.

I insert Reaper Bones.

You get Citadel Finecast.

I insert a dead cockroach.

You get Termagaunt Warriors.

I insert a box of old tank parts.

You get an Ork battle wagon.

I insert the dusty unfinised miniatures from my desk.

You get my unpainted minis.

I insert his FETHAWESOME FISTS!

You get Hulk hands.

I insert a PC copy of The Witcher 3; Wild hunt.

You get busy for weeks.

I insert molasses.

You are slow.

I insert TNB

You get John "Totalbiscuit" Bain.

I insert Bane.

You get Batman.

I insert old dice.

You get Chuck norris

I insert rule 34

You get chaos. Chaos everywhere.

I insert a cat.

You get a dog.

I insert a bunny-bun.

You get a Squig with bunny ears.

I insert Electronic Arts.

You get a dakkajet

I insert a blitza-bommer.

You get a Stuka dive bomber.

i insert Activision Blizzard.

You get the Christmas 2012 blizzard.

I insert snow.

You get Jack Torrance.

I insert Jack Nicholson.

You get a Shining.

I insert Jack Palance.

You get my ICE storm song (PM me for it)

I insert snow

You get Frostbite.

I insert a baby skunk.

You get a Great Unclean One.

I insert a Zerg Mutalisk.

You get KaptinBadrukk.

I insert ping pong balls.

You get Winona Ryder

I insert a small British dog.

You get Winston Churchill.

I insert Winston Churchill.

You get a cigar.

I insert Alvin York.

You get the Soldier from TF2.

Insert Sigmand Freud.

You get envious.

I insert Mary Suratt.

You gte a Mary Sue.

I insert Thundercat.

You get Thunderball.

I insert a Quarter.

You get 2 bitz!

I insert a graphing calculator.

You get a Slide Rule.

I insert A Protractor.

You get a tesseract.

I insert Senpai.

You get a Whoopie Pie.

I insert Fire Sauce.

You get heartburn

I insert rolaids

You get Rolemaster.

I insert Plasma.

You get a 1 on your die roll and your weapon EXPLODES!

I insert a Playstation 3 controller.

You get my grandmother's slow computer.

I insert my grandmother's printer that won't print right.

You get a set of GW decals.

I insert a screwdriver.

You get an HP Photosmart 7520

I insert an HP deskject d2545

You get some Rorschach ink blots.

I insert a copy of the Kama Sutra.

You get Herpes. In exciting new ways.

I insert Great Stuff Foam Insulation.

You get a sausage biscuit.

I insert a nugget in a biscuit.

You get California.

I insert John Lennon.

You get a dead beetle.

I insert a dinosaur fossil.

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a cat.

You get scratches.

I insert a Scarab Beetle.

You get a swarm of mindshackle scarabs.

I insert a TV.

You get an Ork who is angry because, he found out Mork and Mindy had no real Orks in it, but that humie was pretty funny.

I insert Robin Williams best works.

You get a good morning in Vietnam.

I insert Jeff Foxworthy.

You might get a red neck.

I insert Steve Martin.

You get Gabe Seth

I insert Windows XP mode

You get Dos Box.

I insert the freshly slain skulls of slowed fan boys.

You get your signature.

I insert my wallet.

You get a Space Marine. Without base, those cost extra.

I insert a hot Pizza.

You get a ghost chilli.

I insert Led Zeppelin.

You get the Goodyear Blimp.

I insert Adam Sandler.

You get a bag of trash.

I insert a potato.

You get covered with boxes of minis.

I insert myself.

You get a Newt.

I insert very small rocks.

You get a peace of bacon.

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

You get a Flood Watch.

I insert a Shrubbery.

You get It.

I insert a can of chrome spray paint.

You get a lovely day.

I insert italian neorealism

You get Post-Modern Crap.

I insert a Gallon of Gas.

You get a gallon of diesel fuel.

I insert a camera

You get a servo skull.

I insert a my old text books on Physics and Electrical Science.

You get my old tankbustas

I insert A BIG MEK WITH A SHOKK ATTACK GUN!!!!!!!!!

You get a tin can and a slingshot.

I insert Robot Chicken.

You get my cat.

I insert TNB

You get a Git.

I insert an Inquisitor with a ragging hard-on for the Emperor and a very itchy trigger finger.

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a hormagaunt.

You get a thermostat.

I insert a stack of Twenties.

You get 60mph winds pushing you over as you try to stay up.

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get Rocky Balboa.

I insert Hulk Hogan.

You get some CREEEEEEEEEEEED.

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEEED.

You get punched in the face for every wish you failed to corrupt in the corrupt a wish thread by an angry Chaos God.

I insert two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls

You get vomit.

I insert every corrupted wish in the entire world.

You get a corrupted magic lamp.

I insert a llama

You get somebody's goat.

I insert a .45 automatic.

You get an AK47.

I insert a thunderstorm warning

You get thunder.

I insert a +4 Holy Avenger.

You get a +6 magic waraxe with a 20% crit chance and a 100% random elemental damage effect. Sadly it is only usable by a special Dwarven prestige class.

I insert a dwarf's beard.

You get a hairy squig

I insert blood

You get a Bloodletter of Khorne.

I insert a pack of Ramen noodles.

You get roman noodles

I insert the most secure security code ever

You get Gibberish

I insert Liver.

You get Beef.

I insert High Cholesterol.

You get a greasy cheeseburger.

I insert french fries.

You get chips.

I insert Home-Grown Vine-Ripened Tomatoes.

You get quaratum.

I insert quantums

You get Gordon Freeman

I insert The Dark Vengeance Boxset.

You get a hill.

I insert pills.

You get some information about rehab.

I insert a bag of Chex Mix.

You get a bag of Meow Mix.

I insert information.

You get a set of encyclopedias.

I insert a stack of 3rd edition AD&D books.

You get Age of Sigmar.

I insert Slaanesh.

You get a Playboy magazine-with the centerfold replaced by a picture of a Daemonette!

I insert a Protoss Zealot.

You get micro meteroids.

I insert the Krenim.

You get the Q.

I insert generic Sfi-Fi race #456

You get a year of hell.

I insert Day 226

You get day 999.

I insert Spy.

You get a spyglass.

I insert a lit joint.

You get 3 to 5.

I insert the last doughnut.

You get a badly damaged Voyager.

I insert Annorax

You get Corvus Corax.

I insert Homer Simpson.

You get Day 161

I insert Day 207

You get day 368.

I insert ISIS.

You get Dakota Johnson.

I insert Dakka Dakka.

You get a book about miniature wargaming.

I insert Austin Powers.

You get a Fat Bastard.

I insert Warhammer Quest.

You get D&D.

I insert Zerg Smasher.

You get additional Pylons.

I insert the Red Alert 2 Prism tank.

You get a metal Box.

I insert Rubicon Models.

You get Confucious.

I insert Dragon Models Limited.

You get Games Workshop Limited.

I insert OIIIIIIIIIO

You get a Slinky.

I insert an Etch-A-Sketch.

You get a set of photo etch.

I insert Markiplier.

You get Freddy Fazbear.

I insert a 1/48 scale modelkit of an E-2C Hawkeye.

 korbenn wrote:
You get Freddy Fazbear.

I insert a 1/48 scale modelkit of an E-2C Hawkeye.

You get a 1/48 scale modelkit of an E-2C Hawkeye but 48 times bigger on your face.
I insert a Tau KXV-136 Supremacy Suit.

You get a Gundam.

I insert Vladmir Putin.

 sing your life wrote:
You get a Gundam.

I insert Vladmir Putin.

You get Ukraine.
I insert Matt Ward's Grey Knights codex.

You get Love Can Bloom.

I insert rowboatjellyfanxiii

You get Your Spiritual Liege,
I insert sing your life.

You get the Messiah.

I insert a Stug IV.

You get obliterated by my Flash Gitz.

I insert Hurricane Danny

You get Hurricane Egoraptor.
I insert Vallejo model colour black.

You get the following
A warning from the mods
900 fish slaps
a PM that says 'STOP SPAMMING THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
You get the following
A warning from the mods
900 fish slaps
a PM that says 'STOP SPAMMING THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

You get an actual thunderstorm warning in your area ( happening as we speak )

I insert Alpharius.

You get a locked account.

I insert a borg ship

You get a pre release TERMINATOR GENISYS Bluray.

I insert a condom.

You get Esus

I insert God

You get Tzeentch.

I insert one of the Easter Island statue heads.