You get six months to a year in most states.

I insert the bottom of the barrel.

You get a 1/35 Stug by DML.

I insert the thug life!

You get the Good Life

I insert a 47/74

You get a T-34.

I insert the Bolt Action rulebook.

You get 47

I insert 74

You receive a Minecraft moderator.

I insert JamesGang's button he pressed ( see thread called Your Last Words...).

Why you inserting my buttons?

You receive a puff of skunk in your face.

I insert Snurl's Lacey underwear.

You receive my blue underwear.

I insert Dynamite.

You get Napoleon.

I insert some Warp Talons.

You get another Tiger tank.

I insert Kaptin Badruck

You get a space marine.

I insert sing you life.

You get JamesGang's reaction when he pushes the button.

I insert a blessed crozius arcanum

You get some freshly-mined uranium.

I insert a Tiger Zug.

You get a tiger cub

I insert Type B negative blood for Khorne

You receive a shortage of Khorne Bread.

I insert my Saga warlord.

You receive a necron lord

I insert a destroyer

You get a little brother.

I insert a dozen kittens.

You receive a dozen wild cats, fully grown and with a raven in hunger.

I insert a Gretchin.

You recieve a warp portal. It swirls majestically, and a legion of daemons begin to walk forth. The End Of Days is upon us.

I throw a spear into the machine.

You get the spear thrown back. Directed at your dick.

I insert a Sister of Battle.

And get a printed out PDF copy of their next eCodex.

I insert the Inquisition War Trilogy.

You recieve a head-cannon.

I insert the contents of my wastebasket.

You receive a Root Beer Float.

I insert a Jelly Bean.

You get valuable coupons.

I insert an old television set.

You recieve technological heresy.

I insert a drill.

You receive a 12 fl. oz bottle of chocolate syrup.

I insert a still wrapped birthday gift that almost definitely contains an IG vehicle.

You get a box of chocolate bunnies.

I insert a cigar.

You get an IOU

I insert a head from Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter'a collection

You receive an Enhanced risk of Severe Weather for Texas and Kansas

I insert an Enhanced Risk of severe weather for my hometown tomorrow.

You recieve WRAL.

I insert a Bandblade.

You receive nothing

I insert nothing

You get a telling off for cheating the system.
I insert Pythonic Humour.

You get a dead parrot.

I insert a dead horse. Badly beaten.

You get a live horse that beats YOU badly.

I insert two empty halves of a coconut.

You get a horse, of course.

I insert a used NASCAR tire.

You receive a burnt rubber......

I insert a glowstick

You recieve a lava lamp.

I insert technological heresy.

You get Glow in the dark condoms.

I insert unwanted Happy Meal Toys.

You recieve unwanted Kids Meal toys.

I insert a metal box.

You receive a vision of a metal box.

You recieve technological heresy and a mechandendrite-poke.

I insert sunglasses.

You receive Kevin bacon.

I insert a cow.

You get a McDonald.

I insert a bell.

You get A squad of Space Wolves.

I insert a Tau Riptide.

You get a fully operational stealthsuit

I insert a farseer

You receive over 9000 turkeys.

I insert Infinity (not the game)

You get infinity [the game]

I insert a cup of green tea with cream and sugar.

You get over 9000 turkeys

I insert a password.

You recieve one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

I insert tentacles.

You get an imported cartoon.

I insert some fresh doughnuts.

one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

Okay LT CMDR Data...

 snurl wrote:
You get an imported cartoon.

I insert some fresh doughnuts.

You receive moldy bread.

I insert a cup of coffee

The current vending machine vibrates for a moment before suddenly pulling from the wall and flying down the hallway.

You receive a new Vending machine in 3 to 8 weeks.

I insert a "Legion of the Damned" Squad.

You get the song "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC.

I insert an empty soda can.

 Vanguard-13 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

Okay LT CMDR Data...

Actually, it's KaptinBadrukk. I deactivated Lt. Cmdr. Data...

You get a full soda can.

I insert a pepsi.

You receive the Cola wars.

I insert Billy Joel

You recieve a salty guitar.

I insert my middle finger.

You get a mild shock and a fish slap.

I insert wet wipes.

you receive rose wood sand paper

I insert 4041 techno remix's

You get a $500 fine for pirating music.

I insert a Void Shield Generator.

You receive a peace of bacon.

I insert a thunderstorm warning

You get hurricane strength winds without a hurricane.

I insert chicken wings.

You receive spicy buffalo sauce.

I insert the entire DVD collection of M*A*S*H.

You get T*R*A*S*H.

I insert Baltimore.

You get the Great Depression.

I insert a parking ticket.

((M*A*S*H* was awesome! ))

You get 1,000 c-bills.

I insert a Tie Fighter.

You get a TYE wing. More commonly referred to as a DIE-wing.

I insert a heavily modified Corellian YT-1300 Transport.

You get over 9000 turkeys

I insert an insane amount of money

You get one GW Space Marine.

I insert a bottle of vodka.

You get a bottle of apple juice

I insert vodka (whatever that is)

Vodka is alcohol made from potatoes.

 Vanguard-13 wrote:
Vodka is alcohol made from potatoes.

Oh, I see.

Continue on.

I insert a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka, the finest.

You receive a glorious night you can't remember and a day long headache and inability to eat or drink for 14 hours.

I insert anti-diahreal pills.

You get a cork.

I insert Plaster of Paris.

You get clay.

I insert a chariot.

You get the movie Ben-Hur.

I insert a Roman galley.

You get a nurgling.

I insert pants

You receive socks.

I insert a bare midriff

You get a rusty nickel

I insert an upgraded tactical genius.

You receive a willy wonka meme.

I insert a bar of soap

You get his fist ever ready for a knockdown blow.

I insert an Atom.

You get an ant.

I insert victorious nannites.

You get a necron.

I insert powdered donuts.

You get fat.

I insert a Sunday Newspaper.

You get the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

I insert pingas

You get whacked.

I insert a hard-bound book.

You receive a request to Give GW £60

I insert the rumourmill

You get a Borg cube

I insert the USS Equinox.

You get that pony you wanted when you were 5 years old.

I insert an eye.

You get a Borg Implant.

I insert my Girlfriend.

You receive MY girlfriend

I insert a cat

You get my girlfriend. And boy is she pissed.

I insert a Kickstarter campaign.

You get an empty wallet.

I insert a brand-new Lamborghini Murcielago.

You receive a countach with flat tires and matchbox frame.

I insert a baked potato.

You get thousands of Julienne fries in minutes!

I insert a Pontiac Fiero.

You receive a wedge of metal, at hypersonic speeds, highly sharpened.
I insert Nigel Farage.

You get Nigel Stillman, and he seems confused.

I insert the last bite of lunch.

You get one very hungry Co-worker

I insert a Dead Space Marine.

You get a Thousand Son.

I insert a can of whupass.

You get a Stick up.

I insert a dead horse.

You get a beating.

I insert a half-empty glass.

You get 30-40mph winds.

I insert 'eavy rain.

You get a general election.

I insert Gus Fring into the vending machine.

You get Bruce Rauner.

I insert Ted Cruz.

You get Ted Nugent.

I insert the Avengers.

You get the Watchmen.

I insert a broken watch.

You get a time-out.

I insert Tomorrowland.

You get Todayland.

I insert Yesterday.

You recieve a Langolier.

I insert a empty metal box.

You get a lightning rod.

I insert advanced machinery.

You get a Bending unit.

I insert a finglonger.

You get a used Crayon.

I insert a Big Mac.

You receive a peace of bacon.

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

Wtf? Bacon!?

You receive a lame sub tropical storm named Bart.

I insert a bottle of Crystal Clear Pepsi

You get a bottle of classic Coke.

I insert a can of Vernor's Ginger Beer.

You get a bottle of Yukon Gold.

I insert the Emperor.

You get Horus

I insert an ork.

You get a face full of ork spores.

I insert a Bonding Knife.

You get a chopping knife.

I insert 0.9999999999999999999

You get one shifty eyed Arithmetician.

I insert Clouds Buster Sword.

You get a machine that makes people randomly gak their pants.

I insert sexiness.

You get Freddie Mercury's mustache.

I insert Neil Patrick Harris.

You get a Doogie.

I insert a candle.

You get your legs waxed.

I insert 40 Eldar jetbikes with scatterlasers.

You get rule 34

I insert an androgynous harlequin

You get an anemic wood elf.

I insert a Dwarf Juggernaut.

You get lotsa spaghetti.

I insert Weegee.

You get a kid.

I insert a boltgun.

You get a bolt pistol

I insert a snazzgun

Ouija.

Not weegee

You receive a fish slap and a summons to appear in forum court.

I insert Black Powder

You get scalped.

I insert a Huron war party.

You get Darth Vader.

I insert Necromunda.

You get a poor old man

I insert a crazy old man

You get the Emperor.

I insert Commander Puretide.

You get Da Rippa

I insert bullets

You receive Natty Bumppo

I insert Magua

You get Manga

I insert type O blood

You receive me, angry that you took my blood, and a Baneblade that explodes out of your ass driven by CREEEEEEEEED.

I insert the baseball hall of fame.

You get a free bat.

I insert my lawn mower.

You get burning gasoline.

I insert a Molotov cocktail.

You get incendiary grenades.

I insert a Brown Bess.

You get a Firework Launcher.

I insert a glass of red wine.

You get a headache.

I insert a Charleville.

You get type AB Blood

I insert SPC

You receive a fist to the mouth.

I insert an ass kickin'

I insert a US Navy nuclear reactor.

You get a leak.

I insert the neighbor's dog.

You get my weird dog.

I insert my lovable cat.

You get Kitty litter.

I insert a Webley.

You receive a bulldog with a deadly bite.

I insert Michael Caine

You get a fish!

I insert a slap.

You get a Slap Patch.

I insert a Coffin.

You get a koffing (pokemon)

I insert my digital sob codex.

You get a stuffed dog.

I insert 25 cents

You get a 25 cent credit in the machine. Everything costs at least a $1.50.

I insert $1.25 for KaptinBadrukk

You do not get me. Instead, you get a clone of me.

I insert a tactical genius.

You receive an idiots guide to 'strategery'

I insert a bible

You get Fleiderman's guide to antique weapons.

I insert a python.

You receive a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I insert an African swallow.

You gain airspeed.

I insert a Claymore.

You get today's moderate risk in the central plains.

I insert a long tracked tornado.

You get that car Harry and Ron used in Chamber of Secrets.

I insert Kaptin Badrukk.

You get $1.50

I insert a Tau Heavy Railgun.

You get a quickscope.

I insert the Tau.

You get an Omega Molecule

I insert a finger

You get your finger amputated by the machine.

I insert all this lightning.

You receive 1.21 gigawatts!

I insert a pubic hair

You get crabs, a whole bushel.

I insert my new dice.

You get all 's.

I insert a copy of Codex: Eldar Craftworlds.

You get Flavor of the month.

I insert some Turkey Hill Iced Tea.

You get some good grapes.

I insert Chakotay

You receive peach chutney.

I insert scrapple!

You get puddin.

I insert Shoo-Fly pie.

You receive a carriage ride with Obadiah.

I insert outlet stores

You get the Pope.

I insert the Antipope.

You get shunned.

I insert Dutch Wonderland.

You receive traffic on interstate 30

I insert a cheesesteak

You get the Reading Terminal Market.

I insert The Schuylkill Expressway.

You get red paint.

I insert blood.

You Get a clone of yourself.

I insert a Wanzer.

You get some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a tornado

You receive a not so great Helen hunt and bill Paxton movie.

I insert my newly arrived rorkes drift set complete with missing walls!

You get a twin XL mattress

I insert One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

You get a guest spot on Sesame Street.

I insert a can of Army Painter colored primer. (Nasty smelling stuff)

You get an explosion in a paint factory.

I insert Big Bird.

You get a date with Bubba.

I insert a burning bush.

You get the plagues.

I insert the Enigma device.

You get a scrambled message that may or may not be threatening to strangle your potatoes... Or make you breakfast. You aren't sure yet...

I insert a Fire Hose.

You get a Dalmation.

I insert Gumby.

You get cursed, for the rest of your life; All Green stuff will move around and have adventures on your desk.

I insert a pile of nails.

You get a bed of nails.

I insert something.

You get nothing.

I insert the TARDIS.

You get a reminder to get something.

I insert my dropbox.

You get something, but it can not be found.

I insert Crab Rangoon.

You get an empty fortune cookie.

I insert a Meat Lover's pizza.

You get a coronary event.

I insert a Philly Cheesesteak.

You get one hundred hungry New Yorkers.

I insert a boxed Lunch.

You get a lunchable

I insert Solitaire

You get Bingo.

I insert broken sign letters, beyond repair.

You get those letters fixed.

I insert nothing.

Nothing happens.

I insert KaptinBadrukk.

You get me.

I insert snurl.

You get an Elf, with a pumpkin head.

I insert a gallon jug of water ((since it's so hot out today))

You get the planet Neptune. Don't ask me how.

I insert a Panzer IV.

You get a lady in a tank. Because you can totally pick up chicks in a tank.

I insert a Chupathingy (got a nice ring to it).

You get a Chupacabra.

I insert the Loch Ness Monster.

You get an urban legend.

I insert Mad Max.

You get two men entering you.

I insert one man leaving.

You get Happy Mappy.

I insert a final exam

You get a Diploma.

I insert a Light saber and a Chain Sword.

*woohoo! A diploma!*

You get 60mph winds and quarter sized hail coming through the vending machine, knocking you over. as soon as it stops...

I insert NWS Paducah Kentucky.

You get a nasty communist.

So basically, any communist

I insert Haddaway.

You get a tsunami of minis.

I insert an angry politician.

You get an Angry King.

I insert a Happy Meal.

You receive a six piece.

I insert sixpence

You get $908,675,123,456,789.10

I insert 10 cents.

You get a Wompichu.

I insert 1980s Morissey.

You get a no results google search.

I insert a 2005 sentra

You get a tomato.

I insert Maelstrom's Edge.

You get an awesome old Dragon Magazine cover original painting.

I insert styrofoam letters.

You get alphabet soup.

I insert a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle.

You get a note that says "insert 1 thing, not 3"

I insert my lost portfolio

You get a Found-folio.

I insert a fork lift.

You get a Laundry Chute.

I insert expired Mayonaise.

You get a instrument, obviously.

I insert Mad Max.

You get Max Burke (google that if you don't know)

I insert a cathouse

You get infected.

I insert a Wamprat.

You get a Clanrat.

I insert a Starfleet Uniform.

You get Wesley Crusher.

I insert a Bloodletter of Khorne.

You recieve a bloody letter from your mother.

I insert my hard drive.

You get software.
I insert a bloody knife.

You get Patrick Stewart.

I insert my laptop.

You get Goat Simulator.

I insert an Eldar child who asks the Emperor for her mom's spirit stone (and a blanket for her dad who is now a wraithlord).

You get a firm rebuff.

I insert ham.

You get something.

I insert something.

You get a pony.

I insert Testor's Model Cement.

You get Clayface.

I insert Batman's son.

You get Rogin.

I insert Ventriloquist.

You get herpes!

I insert an Oompa Loompa!

You get the Ocampa.

I insert the Nacene.

You get an ocarina.

I insert the Farseer Macha.

You get binoculars.

I insert all the rubber bands from all the newspapers that have accumulated.

You get a huge stack of newspapers.

I insert the new Space Marine Assault Squad kit.

You get an urge to buy 3 more.

I insert my styrofoam cutter.

You get a Buster sword.

I insert the Falchion.

You get the point.

I insert a Carro Armato M13-40.

You get a burning wreck.

I insert a Panzer IV tank.

You get a backbone.

I insert grease.

You get Pingas.

I insert a table.

You get a Realm of Battle. (scenery and figures sold seperatly)

I insert Armorcast.

You get a crude copy of the Iphone.

I insert a clock.

You get a tomato.

I insert a victim.

You get a Pendulum.

I insert the Magna Carta.

You get the Constitution.

I insert a red car.

You get a Pontiac Fiero.

I insert a Tower Enfield.

You get a Red Rider carbine (You'll shoot your eye out, kid!).

I insert Groot.

You get a grot.

I insert quarter sized hail.

You get rock salt.

I insert Freddie's Glove.

You become Fabulous.

I insert all of the Rocky Movies on Beta Tapes.

you get punched

I insert a gundam model

You get interspatial fissures.

I insert golf ball size hail.

You get a golf club.

I insert a porno movie.

You get some tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert pingas

You need glasses.

I insert a ruler.

You get a slap happy Nun.

I insert The Emperors Birthday Cake.

You get a hurricane.

I insert Baja California.

You get San Andreas.

I insert a servitor.

You get an abnormal brain.

I insert a bag of hammers.

You get a box of rocks.

I insert a ton of lead.

You get cake

I insert a wig

You get a Brown Bess.

I insert a bayonet.

You get a WW1 Trench Knife.

I insert a Terran SCV.

You get cake

I insert brownies

You get Nurglings.

I insert Seven Swans.

You get Dwarf Fortress.

I insert Obama.

You recieve Bill Clinton.

I insert the thing I inserted in this post.

You get a gay person.

I insert Elite Force

You get a gun with no ammo in it.

I insert Emperor Palpatine.

You get a Sith.

I insert bottle rockets.

You get a charred Thumb.

I insert a whole mess of gun parts.

You get a Oblitorator. He's quite angry.

I insert Mad Max.

You get Happy Gilmore.

I insert Colonel Marbles Masterworks.

You get citadel finecast.

I insert Dakka Dakka.

The sheer awesomeness of it causes the universe to explode.

There is no more machine.

3 to 6 weeks later, an alternate universe is installed. A bit glitchy but otherwise okay.

I insert Ork Philosophy.

You get an Ork Boy that jumps out of the machine and hits you on the head...hard.

I insert a Necron Canoptek Wraith.

You get a dead battery.

I insert an overzealous ork player.

You get a mob of Warboys.

I insert David Cameron.

You get Simon Cameron.

I insert John Bell.

You receive David bell and a replica third base bag.

I insert two left socks.

You get a dryer.

I insert fluorescent green spray paint.

You get the chrome paint the Warboys spray on their mouths.

I insert a science textbook.

You get rubber gloves.

I insert Lemmings.

You get Fraggles.

I insert the disdain Space Marine players have for their troops choices.

You receive a starter box for Warmahordes, Warlord Games Napoleonics and X-wing. You know, other options to actually enjoy gaming with.

I insert my Saga Plastics.

I don't enjoy any of those. Also, not a Marine player

You receive an old Sega Genesis.

I insert one chocolate coin, still in its gold wrapper.

Gold!!! Aw, this is just chocolate. Chocolate!!!

Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

You get a tiger.

I insert a model ship.

you get an inquisitorial storm trooper.

I insert an commisar's rosarius.