You get a minor explosion

I insert a dirty sock

You get a Nurgling.

I insert a Pikachu.

You get a cat toy.

I insert a Chronomancer.

You get a broken clock.

I insert a servo skull.

You get a bunch of screwed up parchment detailing some great battle far away from here

I insert a can of Macragge Blue spray paint

You get Smurfy Blue.

I insert a set of 4/11 gears.

You get a collection of 4/11 sprockets.

I insert SCP-346.

You get a parakeet.

I insert the Holy Grail.

You get a Mason Jar.

I insert Blue Oyster Cult.

You get a copy of the CD-ROM FMV game Ripper.

I insert an X-Com2 Viper.

You get a stupidly high dodge stat and a no-clipping tongue

I inset a Shuriken Catapult

You get a throwing star, right in the nutz!

I insert a wrecking ball.

You get Twerked.

I insert a tiny Kitten.

You get a very hungry tiger, staring at you while licking his lips.

I insert a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare, in the original Klingon.

You get Barding.

I insert GenCon tickets.

You get an uncomfortable discussion with your significant other about a certain charge to your account

I insert a bottle of rum

You get Captain Jack Sparrow.

I insert an undead monkey.

You get undead rabies

I insert a potato

You get chips.

I insert a pile of Gen Con loot.

You get a pile of poorly-cast resin models.

I insert a train whistle.

You get a lump of coal.

I insert this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdj1zb9sMY

You get a jar of dirt.

I insert a potato

You get some moldy french fries.

I insert some sushi.

You get a friendly cat.

I insert a ball point pen.

You get a doctor using a pencil.

I insert a Beakie marine.

You get a Tau.

I insert a Towel.

You get a child's wet blanket.

I insert a chicken.

You receive a kid's fast food meal. You are assured that nothing went to waste.

I insert some Star Wars action figures

You get a toy lightsaber.

I insert a Tau Pulse Carbine.

You get a door-knocker.

I insert nothing.

You get everything.

I insert a Space Marine

*I Win!*

You get a Chaos Space Marine.

I insert a Squat.

The vending machine shudders violently for several seconds before emitting a dull clank followed by the faintest smell of burnt oil. The flap covering the ejection chute swings open slowly with a pathetic creak, but nothing is there.

As you turn to leave with your head hung in sadness, you hear a half formed whisper on the breeze.

"Never forget..."

I insert 42 kilos of monopose metal Necromunda Goliath models.

You get a Terran Goliath (from StarCraft).

I insert a Deathwatch marine's shoulder pad.

You get an Armorcast Titan.

I insert my Skullz points.

You get a Khorne Berzerker

I insert a bagel

You get a Blintz.

I insert one gallon of Gasoline.

You get a poorly-running two-cycle engine.

I insert a servo skull.

You get an RC car.

I insert an Imperial Knight

You get a Deamforge Leviathan.

I insert two quarters.

You get a half. Math...

I insert a guardsman's helmet.

You get a guardsmen head

I insert a block of C-4

You get a detonator.

I insert a power fist.

You get a boxing glove.

I insert Hillary Clinton.

You get Nurgle's Rot.

I insert an American flag.

You get the Rocket's Red Glare.

I insert a toupee.

You get a staple gun.

I insert an armadillo.

You get a hand grenade.

I insert Swedish Fish.

You get a Belgian waffle.


I insert a cat.

You get a mouse skeleton.

I insert a copy of Traitor's Hate.

You get a copy of "End of Watch".

I insert an unbuilt Imperial Guard sprue.

You get a game of 40k vs a massive gray army of doom.

I insert my ratty, 6 year old laptop with charger and mouse.

You get a Nintendo Game Boy.

I insert '56 Ford.

You get poor gas mileage and a musty aroma.

I insert an Indian Motorcycle.

You get a OAP biker.

I insert Bernie Sanders.

You get Colonel Sanders.

I insert Spam.

You get Monty Python's Flying Circus.

I insert a WW1 biplane.

You get another flying circus.

I insert a tire.

You get a swing.

I insert Yuengling Traditional Lager.

You get a Diet Coke.


I insert a Diet Coke.

You get a Mountain Dew.

I insert Sand Pebbles.

You get Silicone Valley.


I insert a welding rig.

You get a Soldiering Iron.

I insert a Bluetooth Mouse.

You get a raccoon with gingivitis.


I insert a TV.

You get Hillary Clinton.

I insert a Genestealer.

You still get Hillary Clinton. And your silverware is gone.

I insert a foul mood.

You get a sunny disposition.

I insert a folding chair.

You get an orgami Land Raider.

I insert a chain link fence.

You get low-budget border security.



I insert a pair of clown shoes.

You get an Eldar Harlequin's boots.

I insert a Kroot.

You get an Owlbear.

I insert old coins.

You get 50 electrum pieces, 75 copper pieces, 32 gold pieces, and the Sword of Kas.

I insert a Frankenstein DVD.

You receive an abnormal brain.

I insert the soil of my homeland.

You gum up the machine and it breaks down. Quit doing that. Then you get a repairman who fixes the machine.

Afterwards, I insert a carpetbag.

You get a yankee.

I insert my neighbor's Trump sign.

You get negative press.


I insert an Atari 2600 game console.

You get Pong.

I insert Hillary Clinton's email server.

You get hacked.

I insert Romulan Ale.

You get prune juice. ('It is a warrior's drink.' - Worf)


I insert a riding lawnmower.

You get a goat.

I insert kleenex.

You get a Nurgling.

I insert a Space Marine Centurion Devastator.

You get Mild Cheddar Cheese.

I insert a LEGO effigy of the Emperor on the golden throne.

You get burned for Heresy.

I insert rasins.

You get Raisenettes.


I insert a saddle.

You get a folding chair.

I insert fresh fish.

You get a slap.


I insert a Gibson Les Paul.

You get a pick.

I insert clown shoes.

You get a tiny car packed with friends.


I insert a can of spray paint.

You get a citation for defacing government property.

I insert a creepy clown.

You get a fish slap.

I insert a newspaper.

You get a front-page story about someone getting fish slapped by a creepy clown.


I insert a brick.

You get Lego.

I insert a punctuation mark.

You get a 3-word story.


I insert a prickly pear.

You get a pair of needles.

I insert a Genestealer Cultist.

You get a bunch of nutty people lobbying for doctors and scientists to commence Jurassic Park-esque experimentation.

I insert the last antibiotic tablet from its respective package.

You get a refill.

I insert an old Hammer movie.

You get a wooden stake, a silver cross, garlic, a bowl of popcorn, and an eerie sense of foreboding....


I insert a black cape.

You get Batman.

I insert the Joker.

You get a deck of cards.

I insert lightning bolts.

You get a hockey team.


I insert a lightbulb.

You get an idea.

I insert a skunk.

You get an air freshener.


I insert a bassoon.

You get a funny story involving Mr. Bubble and an Orchestra concert.

I insert Freddy's Hat.

You get a dream about someone who wants his hat back.


I insert a wooden stake.

You get a dead vampire.

I insert Snurl.

You get Halloween decorations.

I insert a bag of assorted candy.

You get a rock!

I insert full sized Snickers.

You get a barrel of laughs.

I insert a bag of M&Ms.

You get Freddy Kruger!

I insert a ticket to Haddonfield.

You get a visit by Michael Myers.


I insert Peter Cushing's library card.

You get a curious volume of forgotten lore.

I insert a silver bullet.

You get a Coor's Light.


I insert a ballot.

You get a referendum.

I insert bandages.

You get an ancient curse.

I insert a gallery-wrapped canvas.

You get a fajita wrap.


I insert Michael Jackson.

You get the other glove.


I insert a fajita wrap.

You get a gallery wrapped canvas.

I insert pigment.

You get a tube of Prussian blue.

I insert a drone.

You get an ant.

I insert a gravcannon.

You get a firecracker.

I insert empty cans.

You get target practice.


I insert a television remote.

You get Rabbit Ears.

I insert potatos.

You get them back. With dipping sauce. Mmm...


I insert John Cena.

You get hit with a folding chair.


I insert two opera tickets.

You get a fat lady wearing a cast-iron bra and a Viking helmet.

I insert a copy of that Newsweek magazine that already predicts a Hillary Clinton victory.

You get a bird cage liner.

I insert a golf tee.

You get a tea bag.


I insert this thread.

You get intellectual stimulation.


I insert a cookie jar.

You get a bowl of sugar.

I insert an Imperial Inquisitor.

You get a hater.

I insert a stealth suit.

You get a predator.

I insert an ear of corn.

You get a stalk.

I insert a buggy.

You get a twin-linked rokkit.


I insert a drafting table.

You get a T-Square.

I insert an eraser.

You get Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I insert Sylvester Stallone.

You get a Rocky future.

I insert a fistfull of Dollars.

You get Yojimbo.


I insert Pee Wee Herman.

You get Tequila!

I insert Otis Day.

You get Animal House. (And some Knights.)

I insert a raccoon.

You get a talking tree.

I insert Iron Man's armor.

You get a Crisis Suit.

I insert a Sabre-Toothed Tiger.

You get a mammoth and a sloth with a lisp.

I insert a copy of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

You get a visit from Professor Von Krlpelspac.


I insert a Gibson Les Paul gold top.

You get a shredder.

I insert an amp.

You get tubes and warm tones.

I insert a burrito.

You get a laxative.

I insert a bucket of fried chicken.

You get a tub of gravy.

I insert a piano.

You get a harpsichord.


I insert a bowl of popcorn.

You get a bad movie.

I insert a Tau photon grenade.

You get an M-80.

I insert my last dollar.

You get a massive new Chaos release.

I insert a DCM membership.

You get a warm fuzzy feeling that quickly fizzles.

I insert a can of Spam.

You get a round table.

I insert some junk mail.

You get the Prize Patrol.

I insert a Frostgrave Ice Toad.

You get a snow leopard.


I insert a Twinkie.

You get TastyCakes.

I insert a frisbee.

You get a happy dog.


I insert a turkey leg.

You get a Thighmaster.

I insert a bar of chocolate.

You get a Golden Ticket.

I insert Buffalo Sauce.

You get wings.

I insert a crowbar.

You get a Corvus Hammer.

I insert Fidel Castro's body.

You get a cigar!

I insert dozens of unpainted miniatures.

You get a warmahordes tournament.


I insert a bird feeder.

You get a hungry Lord of Change.

I insert an Infinite Improbability Drive.

You get Facebook.

I insert a heavy bolter.

You get a bunch of d6 showing 1s.

I insert myself

You get a brimstone horror.


I insert an easel.

You get some happy little trees.

I insert Duncan Rhodes.

You get Duncan Hines.

I insert ZergSmasher.

You get Zerg Smashed into a wall.

I insert a pumpkin

You get snurl's avatar.

I insert Santa Claus.

You get coal for Christmas

I insert dakka

You get Bolter shells.

I insert the Emperor.

You get faith

I insert a vending machine

You get change.

I insert a nosey cat.

You get War Kitten.

I insert Papa Smurf

You get Gargamel.





I insert an iPad.

You get a Tricorder.

I insert dirty dishes.

You get a flying saucer


I insert John the Baptist.

You get ahead.

I insert a smelly plate.

You get a Death Guard shoulder pad.

I insert Magnus the Red's nipple horns.

You get a bottle of Sexual Arousement

I insert an Armageddon M40 Pattern Autogun

You get a sentry gun.

I insert a small thermal exhaust port.

You get a womp rat.

I insert an X-wing.

You get a Y-wing.

I insert ZergSmasher

You get twisted.

I insert a can of soup.

You get ZergSmasher!

I insert three cans of pineapple (yum!)

You get a kitchen sponge.

I insert a Sphess Muhreen

You get a special snowflake.

I insert one of Santa's reindeer.

You get heavy fog.

I insert fruitcake.

You get it re-gifted next year.

I insert a roaring fire.

You get a flamer.

I insert the 30th anniversary Imperial Space Marine model.

You get Nostalgic Feelings

I insert War Kitten

You get the feral legions.

I insert the golden throne

You get 10,000 years of falsehood.


I insert an inferno bolt.

You get a crossbow bolt.

I insert Christmas lights.

You get a high electric bill.

I insert a RT-era beakie marine.

You get an optional jump pack.

I insert a flight stand.

You get a hot dog stand.

I insert the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.

You get the Batmobile.

I insert two-part epoxy.

You get Bondo.



I insert a Christmas Cracker.

You get your nuts cracked

I insert myself into the machine

You get the feral legions (again!!)

I insert myself, my cat and thirteen bags of cheddar n' ognion chips from Ireland.

You get a full house.

I insert an ordinary deck of playing cards.

You get a white rabbit.


I insert a Christmas tree.

You get an oak tree

I insert Ember Lord

You get lord Krampus.

I insert a Turkey dinner.

You get a Turkey protest.

I insert a Russian into the machine.

You get a bottle of vodka.

I insert a wrapped present

You get an unwrapped present.

I insert Santa.

You get put on the naughty list.


I insert a cream pie.

You get a clown.

I insert leftover ham.

You get green eggs.

I insert the Grinch.

You get roast beast.


I insert a cockroach.

You get Joe's Apartment.

I insert a plastic horse.

You get a Breyer collectible.


I insert a mailbox.

You get the postmaster General (Hes confused)


I insert a War-machine army

You get Iron Man.

I insert the Incredible Hulk.

You get Lou Ferigno.

I insert Kane Hodder.

You get a hockey mask.



I insert Prozium.

You get equilibrium.

I insert sky rockets with report.

You get a Kerbal with an idea.

I insert the DakkaDakka US Politics thread.

You get a lot of whine.

I insert my old phone.

You get a Walkie-talkie.


I insert Rick's Cafe Americain.

You get an exit visa.

I insert a full bottle of some fine Cardassian kanar.

You get a hangover.

I insert the neighbor kid.

You get a trespasser.


I insert a lightning rod.

You get 1.21 jigawatts!

I insert a copy of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.

You get beamed up.

I insert a tin star.

You get justice!


I insert a copy of 'The Book of Five Rings.'

You get one ring (to rule them all...).

I insert a Kansas City Chiefs jersey.

You get a Minnesota Vikings horn.

I insert the shovel.

You get a ready job.


I insert the he broken bones of L.B. Jeffries.

You get bone meal.

I insert Failbaddon the armless

You get KHARN!!!!!!!!! the betrayer.


I insert a canary.

You get a rubber duck.

I insert King Arthur wearing a bath robe.

You get a sight you can't unsee.

I insert Castellan Creed

you get an infiltrated titan.

I insert a propaganda poster

You get banner ads.

I insert a tiny spider.

You get a water spout.


I insert a rubber duck.

You get Ernie.

I wanted to insert Cadia, but...

I insert Bert.

you get an argument with Ernie.

I insert banner ads...

You get clickbait.

I insert a smurf.

You get five apples.


I insert the Tasmanian Devil.

You get Ren Hoek.

I insert Trump's hairpiece.

You get the golden fleece.

I insert a door.

You get a Stargate.

I insert a Goa'uld symbiote.

You get the enemy within.



I insert an old gym sock.

You get a puppet.

I insert a paint brush.

You get Duncan. Now remember to apply TWO thin coats.

I insert Rod Stewart.

You get Maggie May.




I insert a bird nest.

You get a bowl of soup.

I insert a Pidgey.

You get a pidgeotto.



I insert a disc of Tzeentch.

You get a disc of '80s hits!


I insert JK Rowling.

You get a fantastic beast.

I insert a Starfleet Type 2 Phaser.

You get an inverse tachyon pulse.

I insert a hair dryer.

You get hair conditioner.

I insert very small rocks.

You get a witch (who weighs the same as a duck.)

I insert a rabbit.

You get a headless corpse.

I insert a bar of lead.

You get a pencil.

I insert Trollzyn

You get robbed of you most prized possession.

I insert those pictures of Saint Celestine doing a striptease that are grounds for immediate summary execution by the Inquisition.

You get a visit from the inquisition.



I insert an old Bette Davis movie.

You get bored.

I insert the Tingler.

You get a scream and a Castle masterpiece.


I insert the extra best thermos you can buy.

You get a stasis capsule containing a tiny Roboute Guilleman.

I insert a rooster, a cat, a dog and a donkey.

You get a trip to Bremen.



I insert a disc of Thomas Dolby's greatest hits.

You get the soundtrack of an unrelated movie.

I insert a bizarro version of the Emperor.

You get Ming the Merciless.


I insert a d4.

You get a caltrop.

I insert shag carpet.

You a funkadelic soundtrack.

I insert a box of cupcakes.

You get an anti-Trump protest.



I insert a badger.

You get an airbrush set.

I insert a box of kittens.

You get a war.

I insert an illudium q-36 explosive space modulator.

You get a better view of Venus.

I insert LV-426.

You get a facehugger.

I insert a quadrotor drone.

You get Tau utility drone.

I insert some raging Heroes Preying Mantis miniatures.

You get a raging preying mantis.

I insert the big red button.

You get a flying car.

I insert a pack of guitar strings.

You get a tiny Jimi Hendrix.

I insert some pure liquid Chaos.

You get Allan Holdsworth.


I insert a fence post.

You get a rail.

I insert a bucket.

You get water dumped on your head

I insert Inquisitor Greyfax's Power Stilettos

You get a sanctioned set of naughty Power armored lingerie. You know for "those" special occasions.

I insert some dry white toast, four fried chickens and a coke.

You get K-rations from World War 2.

I insert a Playboy magazine.

You get a reprimanding look from your mother.

I insert a piece of chocolate

You get some Skittles.

I insert a spider woman. Not the super heroine, but an actual half human, half spider hybrid. (what has SCIENCE done!)

You get Lolth, the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.



I insert an old AD&D module from the 1980's.

You get a light blue map.

I insert a 20 sided dice.

You get an unusual circle of friends.



I insert an anvil.

You get a hammer.

I insert Sammael's jetbike.

You get a Custodes Grav tank.

I insert the rat girl from my avatar.

You get ZergSmasher's avatar.


I insert a sprig of garlic.

You get a necklace of wolfsbane.

I insert canoptic jars.

You get an organ donor card.


I insert a mousetrap.

You get an R.O.U.S.

I insert that floppy disk labeled "The internet".

You get free AOL minutes.

I insert a Walkman.

You get a mixtape.


I insert a can of crystal Pepsi.

You get New Coke.

I insert a TV Dinner.

You get ZZ Top.

I insert a surfboard.

You get a shark's tooth.

I insert a Bloodthirster's axe.