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Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:06:25


Post by: Monasou


Denying the abilities for necrons on a 4+. (Depending on your Deny the Witch Roll) Just like Deny the witch, deny the switch would work as well. Also it would make sense because you can't stop necrons from using abilities.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:12:21


Post by: King Pariah


I don't see how this makes even the least bit of sense.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:22:02


Post by: Tye_Informer


Then we could have a Deny the Roach roll, denying abilities of Tyranid armies on a 4+ (whatever your deny the witch roll is). Deny the Emperor roll, denying the abilities of Imperial armies on a 4+.

NewCrons seem to have made people very upset.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:30:01


Post by: pretre


Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:30:01


Post by: Iranna




Iranna.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:32:28


Post by: King Pariah


Sadly, he probably is, I've seen some of his other posts regarding crons and he seems to be... vehement in his frustration often calling them cheap and/or cheese.

Nice one pretre.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:32:31


Post by: Baronyu


 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.


Exalted. Most beautifully done...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:35:47


Post by: Iranna


 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.


*Slowclap*.

Iranna.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:37:22


Post by: pretre


Thank you folks. I'll be here all week.

Try the veal and tip your server.

Good night!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 20:59:21


Post by: gpfunk


What about Deny the Stitch? Where you revert the success of a Feel No Pain roll on a 6+?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 21:30:13


Post by: phantommaster


Ahh, this is the NERD RAGE guy. Well I suggest you decide how this could realistically work from a fluffy perspective first. Who knows enough about Necron technology to stop it? Then listen to the consequences of how it works in the game... then we may take you seriously.

PS. At least your spelling is correct and you don't use block capitals for every other word. Have a sticker, you're learning.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 21:43:35


Post by: Manchu


 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.
Exalted, this is truly a marvel.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 22:44:03


Post by: Avatar 720


Deny the Tich - Ignore the effects of any model smaller than the largest model on the board on a 6+
Deny the Dich - Ignore the effects of your opponent on a 6+
Deny the Ich - Ignore the effects of yourself on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 22:47:05


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.


Double funny, especially since the first one is what our 40k group calls it in general! Well done!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 22:51:40


Post by: Baronyu


I like the direction this thread is going.

Deny the snitch - Ignore the effect of being caught by a 3rd party for cheating on a 6+
Deny the itch - well... pretty self explanatory...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/22 23:50:44


Post by: Valkyrie


I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 00:08:18


Post by: Avatar 720


 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 00:11:02


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


Five bucks says the OP plays a lot of games against Necrons and doesn't like all their new rules.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 00:20:29


Post by: gpfunk


Deny the Harkevich: Remember you're not playing warmachine on a 6+.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 00:29:42


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Deny the hitch: prevent characters of the opposite sex to join units of another on a roll of 6+
Deny the smidge: prevent your opponent from squeezing that 1/4 of movement that he does every game on a 6+



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Forgot this one:

Deny the salespitch: counter any cheesy or make believe rule that your opponent is making a passionate argument for on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 01:19:22


Post by: Avatar 720


Deny the Sandwich - On the roll of a 6+ your opponent is not allowed to have Lunch.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 01:25:06


Post by: gpfunk


 Avatar 720 wrote:
Deny the Sandwich - On the roll of a 6+ your opponent is not allowed to have Lunch.


You cruel bastard.

Deny the Eldrich: Opponent can't play eldar on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 01:27:39


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


These are great. Just waiting for the modquisition to clamp down on this jocularity...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 01:44:28


Post by: HiveFleetCollossus


I think the OP gave up on this thread seeing as its been rendered utterly idiotic and stupid.







Also,
Deny the Quidditch - All flying Psychers are immediately grounded on 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 01:56:18


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Shouldn't have asked it in the first place...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 02:02:24


Post by: HiveFleetCollossus


 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
Shouldn't have asked it in the first place...


I think I came across wrongly. I was trying to sound like a gave a about the fact that this thread is stupid. I actually don't, thus, my contribution to the chaos at the end of my post.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 02:08:45


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


 HiveFleetCollossus wrote:
 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
Shouldn't have asked it in the first place...


I think I came across wrongly. I was trying to sound like a gave a about the fact that this thread is stupid. I actually don't, thus, my contribution to the chaos at the end of my post.


Ok. Gotcha now...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 02:11:51


Post by: Baronyu


Deny the bridge - Shout "You shall not pass!!" at your opponent on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 03:46:20


Post by: daedalus


This thread is awesome.

Deny the glitch - ignore the effects of a broken/ambiguous rule on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 10:23:18


Post by: Mahtamori


Deny the Which - ignores the effect of a proxy model on 6+
Deny the Pitch - all you need is a 7-iron
Deny the Mitch - he's just annoying anyway.
Deny the Fetch - ignores the effect of a fatal wound on 6+


On a serious note, though, MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 12:36:12


Post by: daedalus


Deny the Fletch - Resist the effects of references to movies starring Chevy Chase on a 6+


I rolled a 4 when writing that rule.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 13:50:13


Post by: Lord Magnus


Deny the Fit - Reduce and units armour save by 1 on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 18:27:00


Post by: Macok


 Lord Magnus wrote:
Deny the Fit

I thought this was an alternative name of Mark of Nurgle.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 18:46:35


Post by: Lord Magnus


 Macok wrote:
 Lord Magnus wrote:
Deny the Fit

I thought this was an alternative name of Mark of Nurgle.


Oh yes, it could be.

Overweight units only (preferably morbidly obese, possibly rotting)

on a 6+ this unit receives the mark of Nurgle, as they find themselves in his favor.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 18:51:25


Post by: Baronyu


Deny the fridge - On a 6+, you can tell Jimmy to find a job and stop looting your fridge, that bum..
Denying Rich - On a 6+, any action performs by a player named Rich will be ignored, as well as his existence...

These are name-specific USRs.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 19:01:53


Post by: Fifty


Deny the Titch - Ignore damage from Ratlings on a 6+ (I know we have a deny the titch rule, but I am house ruling it).
Deny the Britches - Ignore any damage from a model in knee-length trousers on a 6+
Deny the Mitch - Ignore any damage from David Hasselhoff whilst he is wearing red speedos
Deny the Quidditch - Ignore damage from any speccy gits on a flying broomstick on a 1+
Deny the twitch - Ignore damage from any model with a nervous tic on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/23 20:52:09


Post by: HawaiiMatt


 gpfunk wrote:
What about Deny the Stitch? Where you revert the success of a Feel No Pain roll on a 6+?

Deny the Itch. 6+ to ignore any special effect by nurgle or slaanesh (depending on the type of "itch"), 2+ to ignore the ability if hit by both slaanesh and nurgle effects in the same turn.

-Matt


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/24 01:54:45


Post by: RegalPhantom


Deny the Lich - On a roll of a 6+, ignore any ability that would return removed models to the table.
Deny the Ostrich - On a roll of a 6+, remove any ostrich or ostrich related object from the building.
Deny the Rich - On a roll of a 6+, ignore any ability or effect belonging to a model owned by a player who's net worth is greater than your own.



Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/24 03:03:52


Post by: tuiman


 Fifty wrote:
Deny the Titch - Ignore damage from Ratlings on a 6+ (I know we have a deny the titch rule, but I am house ruling it).
Deny the Britches - Ignore any damage from a model in knee-length trousers on a 6+
Deny the Mitch - Ignore any damage from David Hasselhoff whilst he is wearing red speedos
Deny the Quidditch - Ignore damage from any speccy gits on a flying broomstick on a 1+
Deny the twitch - Ignore damage from any model with a nervous tic on a 6+


That quidditch one just made me laugh so much, well played sir


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/24 15:10:15


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


Ignore Dunwich - Ignores the effects of any Eldritch Abomination on a 3+.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/10/24 15:48:15


Post by: Big Mek Wurrzog


Oy! you humies don't know 'ow ta do mockery! I'll show ye all how it's done right! WAAAAGH!

Find Da Glitch "ughh i dunno Boss, da servailance finggy is stuck" Run rudimentary system maintenance on a 6+
Make em' into Flinch "HAR HAR HAR, Two Klaws fer flinching ya Git! HAR HAR HAR" Scare a model to death at init 10 on a 6+
Watch me Pitch! " Nevah of thought he'd go dat far... " Pick up and chuck a model out of the game on a 6+
Deny the Hitch "Wuddya mean I'z Got'z to sign up for membership?! WAAAGH" deny a game balancing mechanic on a 6+
Flip Da Switch "... I wondah wat happenz when i do DIS!" any model that attempts to use spotlights will suddenly explode on a 6+

Ya welcome ya gitz! Now start playin!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/01 17:40:13


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Can't believe I didn't think of this one:

Deny the bitchy: counter anything said by another player using an OP or spammy list, complaining that his army doesn't stand a chance against yours on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/01 17:59:26


Post by: Baldsmug


Deny the Pinch: Ignore the effects of having to "download the brownload" on a 5+.

Thats right bathroom humor... Cause I am classy like that.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/01 19:56:43


Post by: Furyou Miko


Deny the Pinch: Pay the actual value instead of the market value for Citadel Miniatures on a 7+.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/01 19:58:08


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Deny the hitch: any time your opponent attempts to counter the effects of a unit in your army, you may counter his counter on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/04 16:37:43


Post by: JAMOB


Deny the switch - burn all proxies on a 6+
deny the horowitz - eject anything scary from the table on a 6+
deny the witch - oh wait...
deny the spinach - NO HEALTHINESS ALLOWED IN GAMING DX (no roll necessary)


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/04 19:03:56


Post by: thenoobbomb


Deny the Legion: No models on the table, sicne they could all be disguised Alpha Legionaires.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/04 20:24:28


Post by: RegalPhantom


Deny the Six: Whenever an opponent rolls a 6 for whatever reason, you may force them to re-roll that 6 on a roll of a 6+. This includes die that have already been re-rolled and other successful deny the six rolls.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/04 20:34:19


Post by: nickick


RegalPhantom wrote:
Deny the Six: Whenever an opponent rolls a 6 for whatever reason, you may force them to re-roll that 6 on a roll of a 6+. This includes die that have already been re-rolled and other successful deny the six rolls.


that, good sir, is absolutely amazing!!!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/04 21:48:52


Post by: Marsden


 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.


You have no idea how much this made me laugh. Well played!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/05 20:33:18


Post by: angel of ecstasy


Deny the hitch - Roll 6+ and enemy models may not take transports that turn.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/06 15:06:32


Post by: Dr H


Deny the malkovich malkovich malkovich - remove any minitures with the same head/face on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/08 20:23:57


Post by: overlordweasel


MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.


as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/08 20:31:36


Post by: Savageconvoy


overlordweasel wrote:

as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......


If it makes you feel better, it was used against me three times. Made my broadside punch itself. Which was silly because I made like one hit that would have wounded on a 3+, but save on a 2+. Even with my broadside helping to try and kill itself, it got tied up in combat for 3 rounds.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/08 22:06:01


Post by: Mahtamori


overlordweasel wrote:
MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.


as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......

I don't think you're playing it according to the rules. It's an LD test on +1D6. Try buying an MSS for 15-20 points and then issue a challenge. It is a gamble, but you get pretty good odds at killing or severely wounding Dante or a Wraithlord on a relatively costless model. Against Chaos Space Marines it's even more fun considering that some characters must challenge you, meaning your 50 point Lord is... more than just a speed bump.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/09 00:41:02


Post by: RegalPhantom


overlordweasel wrote:
MSS is bloody annoying and slightly on the wrong side of it's point cost.


as ive yet to use one successfully on my 30+ games consecutively because ts damn near impossible to fail 9-10 leadership tests with no modifiers, not to mention the ther roles involved JUST to get D3 HITS on a unit....i dont see the almighty cheese people claim it to be, and i play against GKs mostly, which is basically what it was designed for now that we can use the force rule attached to their weapons.......


Reread the codex, its a leadership test on 3D6. The average result of 3D6 is 10.5, so that means that against LD10 you have just over a 50% chance of MSS being successful


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/09 12:42:21


Post by: overlordweasel


son....son of a bantha....so MANY DEAD DRAIGOS IVE MISSED


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/09 14:15:58


Post by: Mr. Burning


 Dr H wrote:
Deny the malkovich malkovich malkovich - remove any minitures with the same head/face on a 6+


Deny the kitsch - Any talk of squats, counts as squats or reminiscing will be punished on a roll of 6 on a d6.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/09 16:05:31


Post by: PredaKhaine


Baronyu wrote:
Denying Rich - On a 6+, any action performs by a player named Rich will be ignored, as well as his existence...

These are name-specific USRs.


How about stoppit? thats the last thing I need!

These aren't going to rhyme but I want

Deny the Takeaway
On a 6+, the people at the table next to you have to go outside with the pizza where you can't smell it.

Deny the sniff
On a 6+, you're opponant must put the glue down and move to a more well ventiliated area

Deny the kid
On a 6+, all kids get ejected from the building.

Deny the stench
On a 6+, your opponant must go away and take a bath before returning to the game





Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/09 16:08:31


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


PredaKhaine wrote:


Deny the kid
On a 6+, all kids get ejected from the building.

Deny the stench
On a 6+, your opponant must go away and take a bath before returning to the game



These should be real rules.

Deny the Mensch = On a 6+, you may act like a TFG.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/09 18:41:32


Post by: Lt. Coldfire


I feel oddly obligated to participate in this.

Deny the Brockovich - On a 5+ you may vaguely interpret the rules to work in your favor with no chance of a "rules lawyer" intervention.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/12 14:59:53


Post by: sounddemon


Deny the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on a +3.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 09:34:57


Post by: Eldercaveman


Deny the Ward = On a 6+ he doesn't write any more codex's .....


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 09:38:29


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Deny the whaaaaaaambulance - negate any discussion that someone tries to win by mentioning Mat Ward on a 6+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 09:39:06


Post by: Mr. Burning


Deny the ditch - Trenches must be filled with dead Cadians and skulls on a d6 roll of 1+

Deny the rich - Any army made up of purchases direct from GW and not discount retailers auto loose.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 09:44:31


Post by: Eldercaveman


 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
Deny the whaaaaaaambulance - negate any discussion that someone tries to win by mentioning Mat Ward on a 6+


Haha I have a slight feeling that was aimed at me, maybe. S'all good


 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the ditch - Trenches must be filled with dead Cadians and skulls on a d6 roll of 1+


This made me howl with laughter


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 18:55:49


Post by: TheCustomLime


Deny the Itch- On a 5+ roll at the beginning of a apocalypse game, your opponent may never scratch himself for any reason.

Deny the Stitch-On a 5+ roll, any effects of a character model based off a Disney character are negated.

Deny the Mitch- On a 5+ roll, any players named "Mitch" or "Mitchell" will automatically lose.

Deny the Meme- On a 5+ roll, any models based off of 40k memes must be removed from play.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 19:00:55


Post by: pretre


For some reason, I thought this thread was locked. Still chugging along apparently... Not sure if that is good or not.

Deny the Which - On a 5+, opponents are not allowed to speak using any homonyms.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 19:02:00


Post by: Eldarain


This thread is hilarious. What have you spawned pretre?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/13 19:02:53


Post by: pretre


Hey, I didn't start the thread... I just made it AWESOME.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/14 10:57:26


Post by: balashivo


Deny the Which - ignores the effect of a proxy model on 6+
this needs to be at least a 3+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/14 12:55:59


Post by: PredaKhaine


Deny the win
On a 6+, the guy who just beat you using a spam list - didn't.
Deny the whine
On a 1+, ignore your opponant with the spam list complaining about your army being unbeatable and overpowered.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/14 15:04:14


Post by: pretre


I think some of you are missing how this works. Your rule should rhyme with Witch.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/14 15:06:35


Post by: htj


 pretre wrote:
For some reason, I thought this thread was locked. Still chugging along apparently... Not sure if that is good or not.


Not for the last couple of pages...

Besides, you took all the good ones from the outset.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/14 15:21:02


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Deny the Finch : on a 6+, all bird like models are removed from the table.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 11:30:26


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


Deny the grinch: on a 6+ ignore any rule from that guy who doesn't think a game should be fun.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 12:16:52


Post by: Mr. Burning


Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.



Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 13:50:58


Post by: Avatar 720


Deny the Quiche - No open-topped savoury pastries may be consumed by your opponent at any point during the game on the roll of a 6+. If you are eating the same amount of open-topped savoury pastries, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are eating more open-topped savoury pastries, this roll is increased to a 4+.

Deny the Leash - Your opponent must ignore their significant other on the roll of a 6+. If you are ignoring the same amount of significant others, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are ignoring more significant others, this roll is increased to a 4+.

Deny the Sheesh - Your opponent may not display exaspiration on the roll of a 6+. If you are displaying the same amount of exaspiration, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are displaying more exaspiration, this roll is increased to a 4+.

Deny the Hashish - Your opponent may not use cannabis in any form on the roll of a 6+. If you are using the same amount of cannabis, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are using more cannabis, this roll is increased to a 4+. If you do not use Cannabis then the effect is automatic, since drugs are bad, mkay?

Deny the Fleece - Your opponent may not wear a jacket on the roll of a 6+. If you are currently wearing the same number of jackets, this roll is increased to a 5+. If you are wearing more jackets, the roll is increased to a 4+.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 13:57:06


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring,



But Pre-measuring is allowed. Re-read the 6th ed rule book.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 14:03:48


Post by: Avatar 720


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring,



But Pre-measuring is allowed. Re-read the 6th ed rule book.




Not anymore it isn't.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 14:56:05


Post by: Marthike


Valkyrie wrote:I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


Avatar 720 wrote:
 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.


what you do is, take a overdose of heroine and then play necron airforce while blindfolded. then you will know what the OP meant.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 14:59:04


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Marthike wrote:
Valkyrie wrote:I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


Avatar 720 wrote:
 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.


what you do is, take a overdose of heroine and then play necron airforce while blindfolded. then you will know what the OP meant.


...lose horribly after getting your flyers shot down and out maneuvered by any tactician worth his salt?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 15:30:58


Post by: Avatar 720


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Marthike wrote:
Valkyrie wrote:I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


Avatar 720 wrote:
 Valkyrie wrote:
I'm quite drunk at the moment, can someone please explain what the hell the OP meant?


I'm completely sober, and would also like an explanation, please.


what you do is, take a overdose of heroine and then play necron airforce while blindfolded. then you will know what the OP meant.


...lose horribly after getting your flyers shot down and out maneuvered by any tactician worth his salt?


Don't you remember what happened to Neo when he was blindfolded? You become overpowered.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 15:39:37


Post by: RegalPhantom


 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.



By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 15:51:07


Post by: Mr. Burning


RegalPhantom wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.



By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)


Oh no! arghhhhhhh!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 15:55:14


Post by: pretre


RegalPhantom wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.



By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)

I think you may have missed the point of this thread.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 16:09:12


Post by: Avatar 720


 pretre wrote:
RegalPhantom wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:
Deny the triche - pre measuring, making up rules, general twattery, all result in the person responsible being tarred and feathered. No dice roll required.



By removing pre-measuring, you are making up a rule, and your kinda being a gakker about it....

(whistles while gesturing towards a vat of boiling tar)

I think you may have missed the point of this thread.


Which one? The original point? Or the vastly more popular tangent?

Or both?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 16:10:19


Post by: pretre


I think he missed both.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 16:24:22


Post by: thakabalpuphorsefishguy


Oh oh! I haz wan!!!

Deny the stench: on a 5+ ifyour opponent is a guo, it immediately is dragged from the table, thrown into a shower and scrubbed clean by sleneshi daemonettes... With wire brushes. You automatically win.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 16:38:14


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


thakabalpuphorsefishguy wrote:Oh oh! I haz wan!!!

Deny the stench: on a 5+ ifyour opponent is a guo, it immediately is dragged from the table, thrown into a shower and scrubbed clean by sleneshi daemonettes... With wire brushes. You automatically win.


Already been done, sadly

PredaKhaine wrote:

Deny the stench
On a 6+, your opponant must go away and take a bath before returning to the game






Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 16:40:15


Post by: pretre


Reading the thread first is for the weak!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 16:40:27


Post by: Avatar 720


Deny the Wrench - Your opponent may not perform model repairs on the roll of a 6+.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/16 21:17:58


Post by: cormadepanda


Deny the Game - on the roll of a 6+ you put the models down, grab chainsaws and fight to the death. Armor saves are allowed, but nothing more then your T shirt.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/19 04:10:42


Post by: Brometheus


Deny the Finch

He thinks that I can't see him while he creeps and watches our games, thinking he's better than me

He will get what's coming to him

What are we talking about again?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/19 04:57:15


Post by: chrisrawr


Deny the Surreality has been a great hit in the southern hemistate, during which time the last of us fell in a field to see if that which was then abounded.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/19 15:20:28


Post by: pretre


 chrisrawr wrote:
Deny the Surreality has been a great hit in the southern hemistate, during which time the last of us fell in a field to see if that which was then abounded.


What dialect of English is this?


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/20 01:38:16


Post by: chrisrawr


Sans Surreal


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/20 03:09:04


Post by: ENOZONE


Deny Mitch.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/20 03:18:50


Post by: Eldercaveman


Reading this thread now makes me feel like I've ate an entire bucket of chocolate ice cream, there is such a thing as to much of a good thing.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/20 03:48:06


Post by: Remulus


 Monasou wrote:
Denying the abilities for necrons on a 4+. (Depending on your Deny the Witch Roll) Just like Deny the witch, deny the switch would work as well. Also it would make sense because you can't stop necrons from using abilities.


Wait, instead of making hilarious deny the ____ comments....

Why did you name the rule "deny" the switch" why are we denying switches? If anything, wouldn't this rule being embracing the wondrous power of the beneficial switches to turn of the menacing machines?

Oooooh, the rule should be called "Click the switch"
or even "flip the switch!"


but then, we could make a rule about humans called "tear off the head" which makes them not be able to do anything!


I like this!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/21 11:14:33


Post by: PredaKhaine


One last one from me - and just for pretre I'll make it rhyme

Deny the Ward-itch - On a 6+, While being panned with my eldar by whichever ward book I'm fighting, resist the urge to sell them on ebay before the end of the game and buy a necron air force before I've left the shop at the end...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/21 13:57:55


Post by: master of ordinance


I want in!!!!

Deny the switch-all vehicles and energy based weapons and armour dont work on a 6+ in addidition noone may touch the light switch or power sockets

Deny the J.K.Rolllingitch-Any references to harry potter are countered on a 6+

Deny the beeritch-your opponent is not allowed any alchaholic beverages made from hops or barley

Deny the kitch-the kitchen is now impassable ground on a 6+ if you are in it then you and all your minatures are ejected via the closest exit(yes this means you could end up exiting via the window of you 60th storey flat)

Deny the grinch-noone may attempt to steel anything to do with christmas or open any presents on a 6+ in addidition all green models are removed. if it is christmas then the roll is 5+

Deny the wench-no females may be in the room where the game is taking place on a 6+ all females in the room are ejected as Deny the kitch above.

Deny the bench-noone in the room may sit down on a 6+ if there is an actual bench present then the role is 5+

Deny the witch-all female psyker models are removed on a 6+

Deny the crunch-all blunt and solid shot weapons dont work on a 6+ addiditionaly no crunchys may be consumed

Deny the bitch-no female dogs are allowed in the room and any in so are ejected as Deny the kitch above on a 6+ in addidition anyone whom bitches about ANYTHING will also ejected


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/27 05:31:58


Post by: Happyjew


Deny the Switch: On a 6+ you are immune to a spanking from a small, yet supple rod.
Deny the Hit: On a 6+ you totally missed.
Deny the Miss: On 6+ I totally hit. For double damage.
Deny the Wich: On a 6+ you cannot use salt.
Deny the Ditch: On a 6+ your opponent cannot emergency disembark.
Deny the Flitch: On a 6+ your opponent cannot eat pork or halibut.
Deny the Ich: On a 6+ Tau vehicles (and Tyranid swarms) suffer from an infectious disease.
Deny the Kitsch: On a 6+ ignore badly painted models.
Deny the Pitch: on a 6+ ignore the effects of thrown grenades.

And that is all I have at the moment.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/30 16:11:30


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


PredaKhaine wrote:
One last one from me - and just for pretre I'll make it rhyme

Deny the Ward-itch - On a 6+, While being panned with my eldar by whichever ward book I'm fighting, resist the urge to sell them on ebay before the end of the game and buy a necron air force before I've left the shop at the end...


Thanks for ruining a fun thread...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/30 17:19:38


Post by: Icelord


 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.


Your my new hero.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/11/30 23:52:49


Post by: Savageconvoy


This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 01:39:40


Post by: Happyjew


 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.


"shakka, shakka, shakka" ......


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 01:55:10


Post by: ENOZONE


 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.


Kill this


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 01:59:34


Post by: Happyjew


 ENOZONE wrote:
 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.


Kill this


Your doing it wrong. It should be something like: "Deny this Thread, on a 6+ a MOD finally locks this."

As a side note, this thing is hilarious and I would enjoy it if more people contributed.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 04:21:38


Post by: ENOZONE


 Happyjew wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.


Kill this


Your doing it wrong. It should be something like: "Deny this Thread, on a 6+ a MOD finally locks this."

As a side note, this thing is hilarious and I would enjoy it if more people contributed.


Kill this on a 7+


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 19:24:21


Post by: Happyjew


 ENOZONE wrote:
 Happyjew wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.


Kill this


Your doing it wrong. It should be something like: "Deny this Thread, on a 6+ a MOD finally locks this."

As a side note, this thing is hilarious and I would enjoy it if more people contributed.


Kill this on a 7+


Sigh, you are still doing it wrong. Your format should be "Deny the ______: On a __+ (something happens)."Fill in the lines (and obviously replace "something happens" with whatever happens.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 19:26:22


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Here, I'll show you

Deny the Thread : On a 2+ the thread is locked



Oh, bad luck man!

Anyway,

Deny the Mod : On a 1+, the thread remains open


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/01 21:32:13


Post by: Kaisan


Deny the fridge - ignore your opponent on a 6+ and grab an ice cream from the freezer


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/02 18:08:19


Post by: Lucre


I wonder how OP feels about this.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/03 01:20:22


Post by: Happyjew


Deny the OP: On a 1+ De-rail a thread o a bad idea and run-away with it for 4+ pages.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/03 01:31:00


Post by: ENOZONE


Deny the cake: On a 13+ the truth is revealed.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/03 01:55:51


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


Deny the Snitch - Used when your oppent grabs the golden winged ball. On a 6+ they do not auto win and you grab the snitch. Note that if you grab it off them using this rule, they can use it against you


Can't think of any other words that rhyme with 'Witch' to continue on...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/03 02:04:51


Post by: ENOZONE


Deny the hitch: On a 4+ prevent a Vegas wedding.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/04 05:56:15


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


This one's for Glorioski:
Deny the brushless - declare Preferred Enemy in this turn vs. an unpainted army on a 6+. +4 if your opponent has a job, significant other, or kids to use as an excuse...


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/05 23:11:03


Post by: loota boy


Deny the winch: on a 6+, your opponant must spend the whole game removing as many wheel-like machines with a manually opperated handle, with some sort of rope running along it from the area.

Deny the Lynch: on a 6+, remove all models on the board that may have racist tendancies.

Deny the Tzarovitch/Tsarovitch/Czarovitch/Csarovitch: on a 6+, if your opponant is a russian prince, send him and his family out to a remote city in the ural mountains and execute him and his family.



Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/06 10:16:57


Post by: Fifty


My last one. Probably only Londoners will get this...

Deny Dulwich - you live in Peckham. Deal with it!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/08 16:45:41


Post by: Happyjew


 Fifty wrote:
My last one. Probably only Londoners will get this...

Deny Dulwich - you live in Peckham. Deal with it!


This made me lol.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/09 03:42:31


Post by: Seerpath


 gpfunk wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
Deny the Sandwich - On the roll of a 6+ your opponent is not allowed to have Lunch.


You cruel bastard.

Deny the Eldrich: Opponent can't play eldar on a 6+


Haters gon' hate.

Deny the Twitch - on 6+, no more mountain dew or coffee.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/09 14:47:08


Post by: basherthe2nd


Deny walking sticks: on a 6+ everybody that uses a walking stick must leave the room
Deny the tips: on a 6+ do the complete opposite of any advice you are given


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/10 13:43:16


Post by: PredaKhaine


 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
PredaKhaine wrote:
One last one from me - and just for pretre I'll make it rhyme

Deny the Ward-itch - On a 6+, While being panned with my eldar by whichever ward book I'm fighting, resist the urge to sell them on ebay before the end of the game and buy a necron air force before I've left the shop at the end...


Thanks for ruining a fun thread...


Oops, Sorry I missed this at the time, I do try (takes a bow)


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
This one's for Glorioski:
Deny the brushless - declare Preferred Enemy in this turn vs. an unpainted army on a 6+. +4 if your opponent has a job, significant other, or kids to use as an excuse...


And what about using this thread to troll another member of the forum and even going so far as to post links to it in other threads so you know he will see it?

Deny the Negative
On a 2+, find out where the button to ignore people is...See ya!


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/11 02:10:28


Post by: TheCustomLime


Deny the Lich... King: On a roll of 6+, anyone vaguely resembling the Lich King is removed from play. Even him.

Deny the Britches: On a roll of 6+, your opponent must take off his pants or lose a turn.

Deny the Creative: On a roll of 6+ any army that isn't painted like on the cover on their codex will be forced to make snap shots for the rest of the game.


We really have to stop doing this.


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/12 05:05:43


Post by: Plumbumbarum


Deny the Leech - on 6+ you stop buying from GW


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/25 04:58:08


Post by: A GumyBear


deny the fairness-on a 6+ gain 5 grey knight paladin squads that will deepstrike next turn


Deny The Switch @ 2012/12/25 11:49:03


Post by: TheRobotLol


Deny the thread - on a 1+ Lock the thread. Rolled a 0!
Deny the thread again - on a 2+ lock the thread. Rolled a 1!
Deny the thread now - on a 3+ lock the thread. Rolled a 2!
Deny the thread for all that is good and holy - on a 4+ lock the thread. Rolled a 3!
Deny the thread, dear god deny it! - on a 5+ lock the thread. Rolled a 4!

Deny the lock - on a 6+ lock the thread.