Indeed it is...
Never again will we be able to attack and kidnap the president of a random Eastern European country and then fight through his own military in a golden helicopter.
Never again will we be able to fight through an armoured brigade on a golf buggy.
Never again will we be able to steal a s**tload of gold...
Might go play it for nostalgia reasons now.
Wow iv missed alot,.............Iv killed a hellhound and probably died afew times, im the master of inquisitorial plots or finding them out, we have a new..... we the starting of a command squad which is just 1 guy... albeit a very deserving guy but still not really a squad.
As far as a theme goes i say we need a good drinking and shouting song "JOHNNY I HARDLY KNEW YA" we can sing it after our victories and before we claim out victories or even hum it to our selves as the turn if very catchy indeed (its also has the loss of dave's leg in it, and I'm sure someone lost an eye)
My dad sings that when he's drunk... And as the marine in charge of other peoples limbs (or the loss of, Brother Kaspar takes care of reattaching them)) I can guarantee you that no one has lost an eye... yet.
Well men (and David) we may get in a dual with the Space Wolves as they are still mad at me, but we may do a "friendly" battle against them to settle this matter....anyways lads (and David) get ready fer combat and get yer arses up
that idea of the schemeing ork mot is awsome btw it would be useful in so many places and if they make that they might expand on the ork mots and make loads more hopefully
We need to find an artist first... I have been checking DeviantArt for artists whose natural style is similar but it is a touch slow so i might just find a good artist and ask them to adapt...
dullblade35 wrote:I can draw pretty good what you wanting done?
We are looking for someone who can make an orkmoticon of an ork scheming (Rubbing his hands together and looking side to side) that is in the style of the ones we have currently.
Apothecary Brother Kaspar
Company Champion Aquilius
Veteran Brother "I don't know yet"
Veteran Brother "I still don't know yet"
Standard Bearer Brother "I really still don't know yet"
Automatically Appended Next Post: The vanguard can have 10 veterans in it
Well if you promote some of the Tactical plebs who want to be in the Vanguard squad and then three other tactical plebs who want to be in the Command squad we can empty the reserve list...
I would like to join the Command squad as a Veteran, if that's okay with you Mr. Chapter Master Avon
I'd happily to be the Sergeant of the Command squad if possible. Lots of new promotions; very interesting!
Tyr, should you descend/ascend to veteran squad/command squad I'd happily lead Hellfire in your stead. I think Amanax, Dullblade and Frenzy have also done good jobs in their relative roles, but they may be best these current roles IMHO.
DaemonJellybaby wrote:Willing volunteer to hold a flag or fill in some other menial role,
Brother Jelly
can also drive a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Sorry new person but that's my job.
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steeds of war wrote:As you have chosen brother Aquilus for company champion, I would be honoured to lead the new veteran squad if it is also a vanguard squad my liege.
I think we are expanding the current squad to 10 men...
steeds of war wrote:As you have chosen brother Aquilus for company champion, I would be honoured to lead the new veteran squad if it is also a vanguard squad my liege.
Steeds, what is your squad name? i.e. Brother _____....
DaemonJellybaby wrote:Willing volunteer to hold a flag or fill in some other menial role,
Brother Jelly
can also drive a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
purplefood wrote:Don't we need another sponson gunner on the predator?
Yeah, I guess you could at a push. I don't think it's needed tbh and Amanax is doing a sterling job by himself. The predator could be getting a bit crowded too; almost makes it a Razorback!
I think the new Vanguard and Command squad positions should be enough to add in the new recruits though.
Still, make sure you stay neutral or me and Shiny will come knocking...
Then again i forget exactly what we are conspiring to do but I'm sure it involves lots of shooting so it'll sort itself out in the end.
They are shiny...
My favorite is the one about Dianna being murdered by the Royal family because they are in fact a race of inter-galactic lizards attempting to take over the world gradually and she had learnt too much and was going to tell their secret.
gaovinni wrote:Oh I don't like words "lascannon" and "unconventional" in the same sentence. Makes me think of very... disturbingly... inappropriate jokes.
Not where I was going with that but... Feel free to use your imagination however you would like.
I apologize for that. My jokes (and imagination) has a tendency to go the inappropriate way most of the time. Especially when talking about a bunch of boys... ok I'll stop now.
gaovinni wrote:I apologize for that. My jokes (and imagination) has a tendency to go the inappropriate way most of the time. Especially when talking about a bunch of boys... ok I'll stop now.
I would love to take part in as many of these as possible as they are so awsome so if there is a lone wolf in your SW army then i'd love to fill his boots, as Brother Freyr VÃðarr.
and I really hope when I get into this army that i'm in a tank :S
gaovinni wrote:I apologize for that. My jokes (and imagination) has a tendency to go the inappropriate way most of the time. Especially when talking about a bunch of boys... ok I'll stop now.
I lol'd.
So do many others... the rest are just terrified and tell me to stop and I just keep going until they cannot bear it anymore.
Well we already know what we have...
Apparently we are either doubling up the current Vanguard squad or getting another Veteran squad...
And, we are getting a command squad...
Otherwise the rest is unclear...
AP- would be fine but i would like Ap6 at least... thye cannons are a touch underpowered though having them on an Lr would uber-charge them somewhat...
Who says anything about being a gunner?
I'm just gonna be shouting commands to the gunners...
If i didn't say enemies then i didn't mean to say enemies.
How wise he truly is... but even his widom will not protect him forever. I have brought forth from the vault of our chapter the most powerful weapon in the Imperium...
i wish i were a davie in this as i am a dave and i can add some much needed beatboxing and body drumming skills into the group thus solving the problem of my boredom
coolyo294 wrote:If I ever lose a limb, Brother Kaspar is not going to be the one to replace it.
You do know that you can tell me to just replace your lost limb with a normal bionic one if you do not want one of my own design. You are the captain after all you see.
(I'd rather a librarian, being able to zap with my mind would be cool... ) - Dave
Surly that would mean Forden could just leave you as a psychic head (or a Psy consiousness) and you would still be a perfectly working librarian. I'm sure Forden would love to destroy your body
Sorry, found a daemon in the wardrobe so I killed it. I am sorry I you thought I called a fellow battle brother a daemon. Just on case you wanted to know, it was disguised as a orange T-shirt.
In that case we can both watch how will the whole thing unfold... aaand I can replace possible lost limbs of the brothers wounded in the process as well as heal other wounds.
Depends if we are talking about apocalypse or not. Before you say that there isn't enough points, will you remember that the inquisition has next to unlimited funds? I'm sure a warhound Titan or two won't go amiss!!!
We don't need no pansy titans.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is all we need.
The Inquisition are only good for sneakin' around and dodging a good fight. Give me Shiny and i'll have them any day.
purplefood wrote:We don't need no pansy titans.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is all we need.
The Inquisition are only good for sneakin' around and dodging a good fight. Give me Shiny and i'll have them any day.
Could you repeat that please
P.s. Before you go thinking I am one of those GK players that switch every time a new army comes out, I should probably tell you that I have played GK since they were daemonhunters. I'm just a bit mad, that's all. I could paint my armour if you want.
P.p.s. We have fought you before only we had to mind wipe you. We won.
P.p.p.s. You are right though, titans are rubbish, compared to storm raven gunships.
purplefood wrote:We don't need no pansy titans.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is all we need.
The Inquisition are only good for sneakin' around and dodging a good fight. Give me Shiny and i'll have them any day.
Could you repeat that please
P.s. Before you go thinking I am one of those GK players that switch every time a new army comes out, I should probably tell you that I have played GK since they were daemonhunters. I'm just a bit mad, that's all. I could paint my armour if you want.
P.p.s. We have fought you before only we had to mind wipe you. We won.
P.p.p.s. You are right though, titans are rubbish, compared to storm raven gunships.
As you wanted i shall repeat myself:
We don't need no pansy titans.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is all we need.
The Inquisition are only good for sneakin' around and dodging a good fight. Give me Shiny and i'll have them any day.
elementbender wrote:P.p.s. We have fought you before only we had to mind wipe you. We won.
Oh? If you won why are we alive?
We spared you,'cos there was a daemon in the fridge
You had time for a mind wipe but not for killing? This starts to sound like an imposter inquisitor... or an inquisitor who has been branded a heretic (no offence).
Clearly the Inquisition is incompetent and needs to be cleansed... I suggest a clandestine campaign of friendly fire... we don't even need the clandestine bit either.
purplefood wrote:Clearly the Inquisition is incompetent and needs to be cleansed...
I suggest a clandestine campaign of friendly fire... we don't even need the clandestine bit either.
Well done. You have succsessfully passed the test. Now you do not know the true extents Of the inquisition.
So anyway, who needs a rhino? I can drive 'em
Automatically Appended Next Post: If you kill us the Emporer will brand you as heretics. Which you won't anyway. Now, please can I drive a rhino for you?
As mentioned earlier no dreadknights here. Rhinos? Not yet at least. We have a line of recruits waiting for openings and our master of recruits is not here at the moment it seems.
elementbender wrote:Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty.
...
We don't have dreadnights, as already stated. As is, you have not made a very good impression on many here. I'd stick very closely to your rhino, as we have a plasma gun near by itching for some friendly fire...
elementbender wrote:Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty.
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We don't have dreadnights, as already stated. As is, you have not made a very good impression on many here. I'd stick very closely to your rhino, as we have a plasma gun near by itching for some friendly fire...
Yes. Be very afraid of the friendly fire. Trust us on that one.
elementbender wrote:Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty.
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We don't have dreadnights, as already stated. As is, you have not made a very good impression on many here. I'd stick very closely to your rhino, as we have a plasma gun near by itching for some friendly fire...
I know you don't want the dreadknight, I was just stating my ramk and position.
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gaovinni wrote:
elementbender wrote:Not afraid though. Because...
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
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Clearly this one has no experience of us.
Oh. My. God. These past 2 pages have been borderline Trolling. Elementbender, can you take a hint? WE AINT NO FETHING INQUISITION! We are the Hellsing Crusaders, brothers to the end (often brought about by our brothers...). We have been drawn from the deepest, darkest, dankest crevasses of the Imperium, to fight, to serve, and to shoot each other. That good enough a summary Avon? Oh... and will we ever get some background? (I can write some up if you'd like, seeing as fordens busy with stories of our exploits.)
Ahem. As master of Conspiracies, I anounce a new conspiratorial plot! The IIEC (Inquisitor Imposter Elimination Commitee) is now in effect. Please report to Forden for your new shiny gunz.
Shiny shiny...
I heard someone say friendly fire.
I would have been here sooner but it is surprisingly hard to detroy your team mates base in a 2v2 Starcraft match...
I got him though...
By the by i did ofer to write some background...
Just some people were unhappy with the thought of us all dying... it would have been heroic and everything...
it would be useful in so many places and if they make that they might expand on the ork mots and make loads more hopefully 
