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Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 05:16:13


Post by: Amanax


Well, we're glad we can entertain you. Now, prepare to meet lascannon fire heratic necron!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 05:20:51


Post by: King Pariah


Amanax wrote:Well, we're glad we can entertain you. Now, prepare to meet lascannon fire heratic necron!


WBB


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 07:23:53


Post by: Amanax


King Pariah wrote:
Amanax wrote:Well, we're glad we can entertain you. Now, prepare to meet lascannon fire heratic necron!


WBB


Curse those resurrection orbs...

Time to go to the good old standby:
Put enough shots into the air, it'll die eventually.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 09:25:07


Post by: gaovinni


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:It does, doesn't it? Hmm... we shall keep a close eye... I have a feeling that even Kaspar and Sam will join us.


I don't actually need to join the commitee. You will be needing an apothecary with you anyway. I can still remain neutral but join you in battle.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 15:32:00


Post by: avondale


Sorry lads (and Brother/Sister Dave) for taking a while to get back to ya, as for the duel we sort of lost but we kinda won in a sense also as we settled the matter of "borrowing their whiskey" .....oh and for the duel the task force compromised of: Me, Tactical Squad "Death to Xeno's ", and them Attack bike Brothers...... we won in the sense that Brother-Sergeant Tyr Space Marine Punched! their terminator commander in the face..... but after sustaining multiple wounds I called for somewhat tactical retreat.... in the ensuing run me and Brother-Sergeant went and "borrowed" the whiskey they got to replace the ones that I "borrowed"....eheheh


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 16:15:41


Post by: purplefood


Yeah!
We kicked arse...
Any individual results or were we too busy tactically withdrawing for that to matter?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 16:41:49


Post by: gaovinni


More whiskey? Must get the shiny replacement livers ready...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 17:46:20


Post by: purplefood


So...
It has Maple syrup in it?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 17:47:09


Post by: Kravox


No, but you can add some if you want


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 17:49:53


Post by: purplefood


No thanks...
Is Canadian whiskey actually any different from other whiskey?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 17:50:57


Post by: Kravox


Not too different but it is really nice


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:16:17


Post by: Just Dave


HAZZER wrote:Can I get promoted soon?
@ Dave- are you in charge of this thread now?


No and No.
OK, kind of to the first, definite no to the second. Thanks to Avon creating new Command Squad and Veteran Positions you could become a tactical-squad brother, or you can stay in your predator. As for further promotions, although I am only in charge of the recruits - not the promotions - I'd have to say "wait your frickin' turn man!", basically, there's no existing positions suitable for promotion and others warrant the promotion more. Ultimately I'd suggest you stop requesting promotion as if you warrant it, it'll happen, rather than as a result of your repeatedly asking...

----

I know the new Command Squad positions guys, but I don't know whether Avon' would want me revealing it or would want to do it himself...



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, scratch that, I'm supposed to announce the new members of the command squad, new roster will be incoming...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:19:52


Post by: Kravox


Come on I'm a Battle Brother


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:26:31


Post by: Kravox


The excitement emanating from my screen is almost tangible


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:27:17


Post by: gaovinni


Or there is possibly something wrong with your screen.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:29:32


Post by: purplefood


My screen is shiny with awesome...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:29:40


Post by: Kravox


Shiny screen of awesomeness


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:30:42


Post by: Just Dave


Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Goddard
- Brother Metalus

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Dranus
- Brother Naimad
- Brother Boyofdestiny
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Angorium
- Brother Lygris
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius*
- POSITION AVAILABLE
[[MORE VANGUARD VETERAN POSITIONS TO BE ADDED]]

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- POSITION AVAILABLE - Storm Bolter Operator
- Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Reserve Company Battle Brothers
- [01] Brother Awb
- [02] Brother Paul "the enflamed"
- [03] Brother Lysensis
- [04] Brother Shadowbrand
- [05] Brother Nicholas
- [06] Brother Demetrius
- [07] Brother Korvax
- [08] Brother Hezekial
- [09] Brother Jelly
- [see attached note, below]


-- New Recruits, positions within the 2nd Company will be filled shortly; you have finished your scout training and will soon be assigned positions as full battle brothers within the company, performing roles within the 2nd Company's two battle-ready Tactical Squads. --

-- Battle Brothers, current Battle Brothers - particularly those within the Tactical Squads - are eligible for promotion to Vanguard Veteran status. --


-- For the Emperor.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Congratulations Brothers, lets kick some ass, eh?

Kaspar, keep an eye on 'friendly fire' Forden and may intact leg would you please?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:33:44


Post by: gaovinni


Dave and Forden in the same squad? Good thing I am there also to patch em up.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:34:19


Post by: purplefood


Promotion!
I cannot make promises though...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:35:20


Post by: Just Dave


Well I'm hoping Forden will realise that his life is now also partially in my hands...

Hoping is the optimum word there however.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:35:30


Post by: gaovinni


One thing I am wondering is... am I getting a bolter or a bolt pistol? A chainsword was standard if I remember right.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:45:22


Post by: purplefood


You have a Narthecium, Chainsword and a Boltgun OR Bolt Pistol... so i guess someone gets to choose...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:52:15


Post by: gaovinni


Yeah I know. And frag and krak grenades too.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 20:59:14


Post by: purplefood


And power armour...
Lucky you.
Whereas me and Dave get to have the Shiny weapons...
Like Shiny...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:01:19


Post by: gaovinni


I like bolt pistols... and bolters... and never underestimate the chainsword. It is a good weapon. And a useful tool. Especially for emergency amputation.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:01:57


Post by: Kravox


And carving the Christmas turkey


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:02:27


Post by: purplefood


Shiny is also good for amputations...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:02:53


Post by: Just Dave


Actually, Avon didn't say whether we keep our ol' special weapons or not, I just assumed we do...

Why are much of the posts in this thread seemingly about 1 sentence long and mention something shiny or dare I say it... mundane??


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:05:36


Post by: Amanax


Ouch. So me being a sniper with my lascannon actually puts me out of the running for promotions eh?

In that case, I would like to put in a request to be moved to a position of front line combat, also if possible I would like to maintain a special weapon of some sort, as I have proven my skill with such weapons already.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:06:33


Post by: purplefood


Because we:
1)Got bored
2)Were pseudo-trolling a new person/False Inquisitor
3) Planning conspiracies
4) We got really bored


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:07:52


Post by: Kravox


The reason most sntences are mundane is that people are whiling away time until the next battle report is posted or some news is heard, also Shiny is not mundane and mundane is fun


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:08:46


Post by: gaovinni


Well the posts have been short because the answers to questions/jokes/claims/etc have been short... or we lack creativity and imagination. Take your pick.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:10:27


Post by: purplefood


I have imagination... she is shiny...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:15:22


Post by: gaovinni


Ok. As you say. Buuuuut anyway. Now I also got curious about the equipment of the command squad. What weapons will everyone have. I want to know. And would be nice to know who will get into which squad.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:18:05


Post by: purplefood


AFAIK I have Shiny and Dave still has his Meltagun...
The Standard bearer has a flag.
Captain Sam has whatever it is he has.
The Company Champion has his sword and shield.
And, you hae whatever it is you have...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:21:30


Post by: gaovinni


Sounds very accurate and informative.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:24:24


Post by: purplefood


What do you expect?
I don't have all the information...
Avon does but he isn't here right now...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:33:18


Post by: gaovinni


Must wait for him in that case.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:46:29


Post by: Coolyo294


Forden, I swear to god if you shoot me I'm gonna chop your fething head off.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:47:08


Post by: purplefood


Depends where is shoot you boss man...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:49:14


Post by: gaovinni


Forden, the captain is trying to say "aim at the fethin enemy".


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:50:17


Post by: purplefood


Oh right...
Yeah sure i can manage that...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 21:59:06


Post by: gaovinni


Good boy. Here. Have a cookie.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 22:14:20


Post by: Just Dave


coolyo294 wrote:Forden, I swear to god if you shoot me I'm gonna chop your fething head off.


I lol'ed.

Amanax wrote:Ouch. So me being a sniper with my lascannon actually puts me out of the running for promotions eh?

In that case, I would like to put in a request to be moved to a position of front line combat, also if possible I would like to maintain a special weapon of some sort, as I have proven my skill with such weapons already.


I wouldn't say it necessarily puts you out of the running, it's just arguably you're doing a sterling job as it is and would therefore only do worse in any future role. If you say to Avon you'd still like to be considered for promotion I'm sure he'd oblige.
I did say to Avon that you'd been doing a good job and therefore it's questionable whether you should be considered for promotion or remain where you function best, much like Brother Sergeant Tyr's dilemma. Maybe the honours you receive(d) can represent this? Maybe you could be the gunner in a future Land Raider? Just food for thought man.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 22:21:11


Post by: purplefood


Maybe he could get promoted to commander once the predator commander is promoted.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 22:27:08


Post by: Amanax


I wouldn't mind being tank commander, or be promoted to a Land Raider.

Though, I do love the thought of voxing "Engine kill" to the commander every time I fire off one of my las sponsens...

Alright, you've convinced me. I will stay a gunner of some sort.



Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 22:36:23


Post by: Just Dave


Amanax wrote:I wouldn't mind being tank commander, or be promoted to a Land Raider.

Though, I do love the thought of voxing "Engine kill" to the commander every time I fire off one of my las sponsens...

Alright, you've convinced me. I will stay a gunner of some sort.



Just to clarify, I wasn't trying to convince you, just make sure you're aware of all the factors!
Also shout 'ARGH!!! My arm!' if you lose a sponson too, please? 'Curse you Forden!' may work equally well...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 22:42:55


Post by: purplefood


Many have claimed the honour of that death cry...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/06 23:56:03


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Y'know, I'm GLAD I stayed a sarge, punched a FETHING TERMIE WOLF LORD! Oh my Emperor, I am happy. My powerfist shall need a new name...

Good for all new positions. I believe there is an opening in my squad? (Good job promoting yourself away, Dave... we'll miss you). I think it's a meltagun position, or does one of the brothers in squad deserve that promotion?

Ah... Dave and Forden in the same squad... just what we needed. I'll be sure to have another conspiracy up and running!

So Avon, anything you wish with background?

I just built a model of meself for my own army... I'm so happy with him.

Oh, and to the master of putting down conspiracies, here's a list we've got up so far:

Davies (Purpose unknown)

IIEC (Inquisitor Impostor Extermination Committe).

Try and put us down, if you dare!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:15:37


Post by: avondale


I got some more personal records for the battle..... Brother Forden saw a space wolf peeking through a window and shot him in the face, while Brother Simythius shot a random wolf marine carryin a plasma gun with a krak missile... he said "ooooof!" and died while one of you tac brothers managed to ge the first wound on the Wolf Lord with yer boltgun miraclously, and I shot a bunch with my trusty storm bolter... but then they came thru the house and stormed the tac squad woundin most of yall but not before Sergeant Tyr basically falcon punched the wold lord in the face after that I called for a timely retreat as they got reinforcements... but not before we took their Irish whiskey and some rum too apperently


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:21:37


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Whoa whoa whoa... slower this time. Space it out a bit!

Do you have any response to my offer to write background? Purple and I both could...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:24:26


Post by: avondale


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Whoa whoa whoa... slower this time. Space it out a bit!

Do you have any response to my offer to write background? Purple and I both could...


wait....background for what?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:27:32


Post by: purplefood


avondale wrote:
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Whoa whoa whoa... slower this time. Space it out a bit!

Do you have any response to my offer to write background? Purple and I both could...


wait....background for what?

The Hellsing Crusaders.
I am writing some stuff for HL in the Catachan thread. AD thought it might be fun to write some for you...
I had a shiny idea but it wasn't well recieved...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:30:24


Post by: avondale


Sure...go ahead but I think I'll join you with that as I already got a few background stories already made.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:31:59


Post by: purplefood


Right then...
First things first we need to figure out how we are gonna do this thing... and what is gonna happen..


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:36:00


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Why don't we all present a different piece of fluff, then kinda compose it into an omnibus? Or an article?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:37:15


Post by: purplefood


Or...
We each write a short story about the chapter as a whole...
Then thwack it into an article.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:44:20


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


That's what I meant. Three seperate stories, right?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:45:45


Post by: purplefood


Well an omnibus is a collection of stories in a series e.g. The Lost Arc in Gaunt's Ghosts.
Yeah so we write 3 short stories overall and a few extra bits of fluff then put it into an article...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:58:07


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Sounds good to me. I think we should PM to co-ordinate time lines... Avon, PM purple and myself what you've got for fluff, so we know where to start.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 00:59:59


Post by: purplefood


Indeed we should...
Purple power activate!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 01:06:02


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Eeeexcellent (any news on an artist for the Orkmoticon?).


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 01:13:22


Post by: purplefood


Not so far. Ben busy recently.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 05:54:26


Post by: dullblade35


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Y'know, I'm GLAD I stayed a sarge, punched a FETHING TERMIE WOLF LORD! Oh my Emperor, I am happy. My powerfist shall need a new name...


I know the feeling, its more satisfying being a common trooper and taking out an army why do i agree with the statement of the enemy Grrrrr Conspirators

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
Oh, and to the master of putting down conspiracies, here's a list we've got up so far:

Davies (Purpose unknown)

IIEC (Inquisitor Impostor Extermination Committe).

Try and put us down, if you dare!


After looking through your work the conspiracies are either in a vigilante role cause some people just don't deserve to post so i thank you of the IIEC and as its in my power I will let this group thrive in the Crusaders as long as you cleanse this thread of fools not including most of the army in varies ways

The matter with the davies..... is it a conspiracy if no action has been taken or they are against nothing?? you may as well just be a mothers meeting


Btw i read your stories for the 222nd and wow if you can produce something like that for the crusaders then ........ just Wow as long as you put a few rockets in there


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 07:18:00


Post by: Hezekial


the story background idea is awsome just hope i can get into the Hellsing Crusade in time to join part of the story.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 11:44:53


Post by: HAZZER


Why has the strom bolter gunner got promoted but not me?
If I move to a vangauard pstion will I get promoted quicker?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 12:10:34


Post by: Just Dave


HAZZER wrote:Why has the strom bolter gunner got promoted but not me?
If I move to a vangauard pstion will I get promoted quicker?


I can't speak for Avon's decision, but I know I recommended Brother Phobus for the position; he had repeatedly performed well and above expectations, expressed an interest (rather than demand, key difference IMHO) in becoming a standard bearer and was overall a friendly guy that was no hassle. Frankly, Phobus has out-performed you which is reason enough in my opinion. As I said though, this is my interpretation rather than Avon's decision making process, but I support his decision and i don't think your questioning it is going to help your chances.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 14:16:09


Post by: gaovinni


I see nothing much has happened while I was out dismembering genestealers. Any new information about the equipment of the command squad?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 14:20:03


Post by: purplefood


dullblade35 wrote:
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Y'know, I'm GLAD I stayed a sarge, punched a FETHING TERMIE WOLF LORD! Oh my Emperor, I am happy. My powerfist shall need a new name...


I know the feeling, its more satisfying being a common trooper and taking out an army why do i agree with the statement of the enemy Grrrrr Conspirators

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
Oh, and to the master of putting down conspiracies, here's a list we've got up so far:

Davies (Purpose unknown)

IIEC (Inquisitor Impostor Extermination Committe).

Try and put us down, if you dare!


After looking through your work the conspiracies are either in a vigilante role cause some people just don't deserve to post so i thank you of the IIEC and as its in my power I will let this group thrive in the Crusaders as long as you cleanse this thread of fools not including most of the army in varies ways

The matter with the davies..... is it a conspiracy if no action has been taken or they are against nothing?? you may as well just be a mothers meeting


Btw i read your stories for the 222nd and wow if you can produce something like that for the crusaders then ........ just Wow as long as you put a few rockets in there

Glad you enjoyed them...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 15:21:18


Post by: avondale


gaovinni wrote:I see nothing much has happened while I was out dismembering genestealers. Any new information about the equipment of the command squad?


Brother Forden will still have his plasma gun and I'm not sure what Brother Dave will get........suggestions?



Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 15:28:12


Post by: gaovinni


A powerfist? Just because I am way too curious (or eager to know, take you pick), will I be armed with a bolter or a bolt pistol?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 15:57:19


Post by: purplefood


Yay I get to keep Shiny...
Give Dave something suitably dangerous... like a plasma pistol and a powerfist.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 16:47:20


Post by: Just Dave


Death strike missile launcher? No? Too much? A powerfist would be pretty cool (although then Forden would be the only shooty guy in the squad), a Plasma Gun of my own could also be cool, though then I could've just had the meltagun. I'd like a power weapon & plasma pistol OR power fist/thunder hammer if possible please boss?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 16:53:29


Post by: purplefood


Or...
Give him some ninja stars and a balaclava...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 17:28:04


Post by: Coolyo294


When is our next battle going to be, Lord Avon?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 17:29:14


Post by: dullblade35


Has there been a kill count total for the last few battles?? and points totaled and death taken care of? trying to find it


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 17:45:14


Post by: purplefood


dullblade35 wrote:Has there been a kill count total for the last few battles?? and points totaled and death taken care of? trying to find it

Dave usually does those...
If he wants to do another he will but otherwise...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 18:01:08


Post by: Just Dave


I'll do it for the next one I guess, I was too busy to do the previous ones...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 18:12:13


Post by: dullblade35


i wasnt demanding one as its not my place to do so just didn't know if i had missed one thats was kicking around somewhere btw dave you do a good job of them so i'd hate to rush you just excited to see how my rockets have been doing to the enemy


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 18:15:44


Post by: Just Dave


sorry man, I didn't mean to come off like I was snapping; I don't mind doing them or you wanting them done, but I simply hadn't done the previous ones due to time constraints/ No harm done man. To us anyway...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 18:42:04


Post by: Amanax


I thought about doing them, if that counts for anything.

>_>

I just assumed that Dave was going to do them. Then they never came.

Silly Dave, stop being busy with Dave things!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 18:46:35


Post by: dullblade35


haha thinking is half the job let dave do the other half.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 18:50:32


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Hmm... So our current conspiracy that's purpose to known is to cleanse idiots from the pages of this thread... who shall we strike at first, Forden? (There's really not much we can do, is there...).


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 19:00:13


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


No, I htinks its kinda like playing whack a mole. They're never where of when you expect them to me, just hit 'em hard when they pop up!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 19:15:37


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Hopefully, it will. Be on your guards!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 19:48:26


Post by: Amanax


I'll join in on this mission of yours, shall you accept me, brothers.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 19:49:14


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


But of course. All brothers are welcome!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 19:52:55


Post by: Amanax


<insert scheming orkmoticon here>
Excellent.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 19:58:08


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Ah, we really, REALLY need one of them...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:07:48


Post by: Amanax


We still looking for an artist?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:17:21


Post by: Amanax


My fiance is actually going to school for graphic arts... I just asked her about it, she says she thinks she could do it, and we took a few samples of the ones that have been done. She'll take them to her school tonight, and ask her teacher about how to best go about it, and get started... I'll keep you guys up to date >_>


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:34:50


Post by: purplefood


Amanax!!!
Your Shininess is incredible right now...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:43:28


Post by: Amanax


I just feel stupid for not realizing I should ask her about it sooner. Sometimes you forget the most simple things eh?

Hopefully she'll have time (Midterms are this week) and I can give you guys some results in the next few days.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:50:27


Post by: Amanax


So, how many of you actually play 40K much? I know I saw a bunch of pages back that Dave doesn't really get around to it anymore, I haven't played in near a month...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:54:05


Post by: gaovinni


I play when I have the chance. I have a game arranged for saturday. Me and a friend of mine will be merging our guard armies as a single army for a game against my brothers nids.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 20:58:29


Post by: Amanax


That should be absolutely epic. Swarm on swarm. Thinking of doing a batrep?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 21:11:23


Post by: purplefood


I play infrequently at smaller points levels. I prefer either very small games or mahoosive games.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 21:13:48


Post by: Amanax


I wish I had the time and own models to do a huge apocalypse size game :(

Though, I have toyed with the idea of building an imperator / warlord class titan just so I could join in on those massive games...

"Yeah I can play at 5000 points. Just ignore that literally half my army is in this single titan!"


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 21:15:45


Post by: Just Dave


Amanax wrote:I know I saw a bunch of pages back that Dave doesn't really get around to it anymore


All right, rub it in man!

That game sounds awesome Gaovinni; tell us how it goes eh?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 21:18:28


Post by: Amanax


Just Dave wrote:
Amanax wrote:I know I saw a bunch of pages back that Dave doesn't really get around to it anymore


All right, rub it in man!

That game sounds awesome Gaovinni; tell us how it goes eh?




Hey, I haven't played in awhile myself, don't feel bad


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 21:27:18


Post by: gaovinni


I'll tell you how it went. I will be controlling only a single platoon though... well also a Leman Russ named "Platoon". It is something I want to see fighting nids. A Punisher variant. With three heavy bolters and a stubber. 32 shots a turn if it does not move. 26 if it moves.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/07 21:39:14


Post by: gaovinni


Tanks are fun... and killy... and fun... and look cool... did I mention fun?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 00:19:16


Post by: purplefood


They are shiny...
Especially that one with all the plasma cannons on...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 06:15:19


Post by: Kravox


What about CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 10:47:58


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Ah, thanks Amanax! Your fiancee truly is our savior (you deserve credit, too.)

Dave, can you fill in the new recruits? I wanna know whos in my squad, and I expect they do, too.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 12:37:14


Post by: gaovinni


You just want to know who can you order to get you a coffee.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 12:43:36


Post by: purplefood


In the 41st millenium coffee only comes in grimdark.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 13:03:02


Post by: gaovinni


Just a friendly advice. Do NOT give me any coffee. Or energy drinks for that matter. The effects are... well let's just say your mental health will suffer greatly (tested on people with and without mental health).


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 13:05:50


Post by: purplefood


Says you. I turn into a genius when i have energy drinks.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 13:10:44


Post by: gaovinni


I start talking... alot. The amount of jokes I tell goes up waaay too much and the quality goes down even more.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 13:14:24


Post by: purplefood


I just become even more awesome than i am usually...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 14:37:11


Post by: Mozzyfuzzy


What have i missed?

((sorry computer's been virused))


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 14:38:22


Post by: purplefood


Not much... or a lot... i'm not really sure


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 14:42:11


Post by: Mozzyfuzzy


Thanks for the help forden, it was really .......helpfull


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 15:05:40


Post by: gaovinni


Forden is always helpful and informative.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 15:18:37


Post by: HAZZER


gaovinni wrote:Forden is always helpful and informative.

LOL!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 15:53:07


Post by: Just Dave


Mozzyfuzzy wrote:What have i missed?

((sorry computer's been virused))

purplefood wrote:Not much... or a lot... i'm not really sure


Nothing much. Just you were promoted to the Command Squad and Company Standard Bearer. Otherwise though, not much...


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Ah, thanks Amanax! Your fiancee truly is our savior (you deserve credit, too.)

Dave, can you fill in the new recruits? I wanna know whos in my squad, and I expect they do, too.


I'd love to Tyr, but I don't think that's my responsibility. I'd be happy to, but I don't think it's my role AFAIK. I'll ask Avon:

Avon' I'm not supposed to be allocating the recruits squad positions am I?

Although, in the interests of practicality:
- Any new recruits (i.e. Those on the list of recruits (duh!) that don't have a squad position) want to man the Predators Storm Bolter?
- Any existing battle brothers (i.e. those with a pre-existing squad position) wish to be promoted to Vanguard Veteran status?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 16:27:03


Post by: HAZZER


Just Dave wrote:
Mozzyfuzzy wrote:What have i missed?

((sorry computer's been virused))

purplefood wrote:Not much... or a lot... i'm not really sure


Nothing much. Just you were promoted to the Command Squad and Company Standard Bearer. Otherwise though, not much...


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Ah, thanks Amanax! Your fiancee truly is our savior (you deserve credit, too.)

Dave, can you fill in the new recruits? I wanna know whos in my squad, and I expect they do, too.


I'd love to Tyr, but I don't think that's my responsibility. I'd be happy to, but I don't think it's my role AFAIK. I'll ask Avon:

Avon' I'm not supposed to be allocating the recruits squad positions am I?

Although, in the interests of practicality:
- Any new recruits (i.e. Those on the list of recruits (duh!) that don't have a squad position) want to man the Predators Storm Bolter?
- Any existing battle brothers (i.e. those with a pre-existing squad position) wish to be promoted to Vanguard Veteran status?

Borther HAZZER vangard vetarn of the Hellsing Crusaders reporting for deuty!
But sad that Ive got to give up running people over


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 16:39:45


Post by: dullblade35


Hmmmmm stick with my favoured rockets or have a rock on my back hmmmmmmm

I will be promoted if the Emperor will's it but im happy as long as i'm killing


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 17:02:51


Post by: gaovinni


Killing is why we all are here.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 17:39:52


Post by: purplefood


HAZZER wrote:
gaovinni wrote:Forden is always helpful and informative.

LOL!

You have something to say Brother?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 17:46:11


Post by: purplefood


Well then he can direct it to the complaints department...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:17:49


Post by: gaovinni


I have nothing to complain about.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:18:52


Post by: Kravox


Neither have I, except the lack of cookies


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:19:14


Post by: avondale


We have another battle coming soon-ish....I think.......maybe.....I don't know anymorezzzzzzz!!!!!!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
oh hey, also the space wolves are still mad at 'us"....meaning me again but also this time Brother Sergeant Tyr too..hooray I'm not alone anymore


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:21:01


Post by: gaovinni


Something wrong my lord? Do you want some medicine that makes you feel better?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:21:33


Post by: purplefood


I think Tyr may need a bodyguard...
Dibs not it...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:24:28


Post by: Kravox


Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:26:48


Post by: gaovinni


Tyr will be fine. He will punch the enemy in the face.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:30:56


Post by: purplefood


Kravox wrote:Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?

That is a completely unsubstantiated rumour. I wouldn't take any notice of it if i were you.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:42:41


Post by: Amanax


purplefood wrote:
Kravox wrote:Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?

That is a completely unsubstantiated rumour. I wouldn't take any notice of it if i were you.


Wink wink nudge nudge... right?



Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:45:24


Post by: purplefood


Amanax wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Kravox wrote:Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?

That is a completely unsubstantiated rumour. I wouldn't take any notice of it if i were you.


Wink wink nudge nudge... right?


Shush Amanax you'll ruin the surprise...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 18:50:14


Post by: Amanax


purplefood wrote:
Amanax wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Kravox wrote:Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?

That is a completely unsubstantiated rumour. I wouldn't take any notice of it if i were you.


Wink wink nudge nudge... right?


Shush Amanax you'll ruin the surprise...


Oh right.

Yes Brother. I need to attend to my tank... >_>


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:19:25


Post by: gaovinni


This is getting interesting... again.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:23:15


Post by: Kravox


Kravox wrote:Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?


I mean no offense


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:23:16


Post by: KingOfTheSwords


PRIVATE PARTS REPORTING FOR DUTY!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:24:37


Post by: Amanax


KingOfTheSwords wrote:PRIVATE PARTS REPORTING FOR DUTY!


Who wants to get him?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:25:19


Post by: purplefood


KingOfTheSwords wrote:PRIVATE PARTS REPORTING FOR DUTY!

That's either a Discworld reference or someone will need a healthy dose of the conspiracy committee.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:25:31


Post by: haloreach4ever


Would love a charicter! Pity its the deamon in one of the marines faces


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:25:49


Post by: purplefood


Kravox wrote:
Kravox wrote:Aren't you the one with a penchant for friendly fire?


I mean no offense

Just don't go spreading rumours...
Especially not to the shinies...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:26:27


Post by: gaovinni


Kravox wrote:Lovely


Couldn't have said it better.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:27:12


Post by: Kravox


gaovinni wrote:
Kravox wrote:Lovely


Couldn't have said it better.



Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:35:59


Post by: guyperson5


How many spots are there left? As you can probably see, there are 46 pages and my eyes will explode if I read them all (the screen hurts my eyes .) If there are any then I am HEROIC LOOKING BATTLE BROTHER DERRRICKKK!!!! thanks
P.s. Sorry if I stole someones name


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:37:38


Post by: Kravox


First you will be put into the Reserve waiting list, until a new position becomes available, then eventually assigned an open position by the Master of recruits (who I believe is brother Dave)


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:39:23


Post by: guyperson5


How many are on the waiting list? Cheers


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:40:25


Post by: Kravox


A few, myself included


Automatically Appended Next Post:
There was a roster a while back around page 20 IIRC


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:40:46


Post by: purplefood


It is indeed Brother/Sister Dave.
Avondale is the Chapter Master.
I think there are around 9/10 people on the waiting list.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:51:28


Post by: guyperson5


Avondale is probably going to have to start collecting Orks! Oh well. BIG AND FEROCIOUS NOB DERRRICKKK WEILDING A POWER KLAW AND A SCARY BANNER!!!!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:53:32


Post by: purplefood


guyperson5 wrote:Avondale is probably going to have to start collecting Orks! Oh well. BIG AND FEROCIOUS NOB DERRRICKKK WEILDING A POWER KLAW AND A SCARY BANNER!!!!

Calm yourself shiny...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:53:58


Post by: Kravox


I have dibs on Meganob with Power Klaw and Kombi-Skorcha


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:55:45


Post by: purplefood


Am i gonna have to start shooting people?
We are Marines! Not those pansy greenskins.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:56:20


Post by: gaovinni


Oh my. Some of the recruits are turning into orks. To keep the geneseed pure we must purge these recruits and investigate what caused this kind of mutation. And naturally as an apothecary... that is my job. *grabs his chainsword* And Forden, you are very welcome to assist.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:57:51


Post by: purplefood


*Raises Shiny*
Who goes first?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 19:59:41


Post by: gaovinni


Try to keep them mostly intact so I can investigate the mutation. And by mostly I mean do not vaporize them. You are free to blow them to pieces though.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:00:31


Post by: purplefood


Fair enough Doc...
Lets get to work...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:02:22


Post by: guyperson5


If avondale doesn't claim da WAAAGH!!! then BIG AND FEROCIOUS NOB DERRRICKKK WEILDING A POWER KLAW AND A SCARY BANNER!!!! will have to turn in to BIG AND FEROCIOUS WARBOSS DERRRICKKK WEILDING A POWER KLAW AND A BIG SHOOTY FING THAT I FOUND JUST THERE!!!!!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:02:44


Post by: Kravox


guyperson barinwashed me, I had no choice in the matter


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:03:50


Post by: gaovinni


Choice or not, you are now tainted and must be purged... in the permanent fashion.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:04:11


Post by: purplefood


Kravox wrote:guyperson barinwashed me, I had no choice in the matter

Well he definately sounds like one of us...
Welcome back to the Hellsing Crusaders...
Now for the other one...

guyperson5 wrote:If avondale doesn't claim da WAAAGH!!! then BIG AND FEROCIOUS NOB DERRRICKKK WEILDING A POWER KLAW AND A SCARY BANNER!!!! will have to turn in to BIG AND FEROCIOUS WARBOSS DERRRICKKK WEILDING A POWER KLAW AND A BIG SHOOTY FING THAT I FOUND JUST THERE!!!!!

Who wants to shoot this guy? If no one claims him then i will...


gaovinni wrote:Choice or not, you are now tainted and must be purged... in the permanent fashion.

Lets give him a second chance... likely odds are i'll shoot him anyway...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:06:18


Post by: guyperson5


Kravox wrote:guyperson barinwashed me, I had no choice in the matter

huh? Yay! Da big stikk worked!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:06:27


Post by: Just Dave


guyperson5 wrote:How many spots are there left? As you can probably see, there are 46 pages and my eyes will explode if I read them all (the screen hurts my eyes .) If there are any then I am HEROIC LOOKING BATTLE BROTHER DERRRICKKK!!!! thanks
P.s. Sorry if I stole someones name


Derrick it is. Heroic looking battle brother Derrrickkk!!!! is a bit of a mouthful.
Will add you to the roster.

KingOfTheSwords wrote:PRIVATE PARTS REPORTING FOR DUTY!


Whilst humorous, I don't know if this guy is being serious or not...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 0021/06/08 20:06:43


Post by: gaovinni


Shoot away Forden. I'll be ripping apart the corpse anyway... for research purposes.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:09:02


Post by: guyperson5


gaovinni wrote:Shoot away Forden. I'll be ripping apart the corpse anyway... for research purposes.

I didn't know the Hellsing CRusaders had haemonculi


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:09:37


Post by: purplefood


guyperson5 wrote:
gaovinni wrote:Shoot away Forden. I'll be ripping apart the corpse anyway... for research purposes.

I didn't know the Hellsing CRusaders had haemonculi

He isn't a haemonculi... just an inventive apothecary.
Much in the same way i creatively interpret the FoF beacons we each have...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:10:42


Post by: gaovinni


I take that as a compliment, Forden.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:13:05


Post by: Just Dave


OK, guyperson's addition has been postponed as I am unsure if he's serious or trolling or his caps lock is stuck on 'on'...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:13:41


Post by: Kravox


Can I shoot him for revenge on the fact he brainwashed me from the cause of the Holy emperor?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:14:16


Post by: purplefood


I once had a problem with my K key...
It works now but it was a b***h to fix...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:14:28


Post by: gaovinni


Forden wanted to do that I believe.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:15:55


Post by: Kravox


Okay Forden can shoot him. It would be more fun to watch him sort of blast away half of the Ork


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:18:28


Post by: purplefood


And what is that meant to mean Brother?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:24:50


Post by: purplefood


Kaspar. You just wanna watch me shoot the Ork/Neophyte thing....


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:25:00


Post by: Kravox


If it was me then i meant nothing by it, just that I know you like to shoot things


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:25:21


Post by: purplefood


Okay, how does everyone know i like to shoot things?
And, what exactly does everyone mean by that?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:26:14


Post by: Kravox


You have your Shiny, and you have previously stated that you like to shoot things


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:26:29


Post by: Just Dave


Well the ever-informative roster does list you as Brother "friendly fire" Forden...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:27:32


Post by: purplefood


Not helping Dave...
Though you may have a point...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:27:39


Post by: Kravox


What page is that roster on?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:28:45


Post by: Just Dave


I'll repost it in a spoiler in this one Kravox.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2016/06/02 20:29:45


Post by: purplefood


Spoiler:
Just Dave wrote:Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Goddard
- Brother Metalus

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Dranus
- Brother Naimad
- Brother Boyofdestiny
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Angorium
- Brother Lygris
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius*
- POSITION AVAILABLE
[[MORE VANGUARD VETERAN POSITIONS TO BE ADDED]]

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- POSITION AVAILABLE - Storm Bolter Operator
- Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Reserve Company Battle Brothers
- [01] Brother Awb
- [02] Brother Paul "the enflamed"
- [03] Brother Lysensis
- [04] Brother Shadowbrand
- [05] Brother Nicholas
- [06] Brother Demetrius
- [07] Brother Korvax
- [08] Brother Hezekial
- [09] Brother Jelly
- [see attached note, below]


-- New Recruits, positions within the 2nd Company will be filled shortly; you have finished your scout training and will soon be assigned positions as full battle brothers within the company, performing roles within the 2nd Company's two battle-ready Tactical Squads. --

-- Battle Brothers, current Battle Brothers - particularly those within the Tactical Squads - are eligible for promotion to Vanguard Veteran status. --


-- For the Emperor.


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Congratulations Brothers, lets kick some ass, eh?

Kaspar, keep an eye on 'friendly fire' Forden and may intact leg would you please?

Here it is...
Though it may need updating...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:31:31


Post by: Just Dave


Avon' you may wish to add this to the opening post? Also, you have the 'reserves'/recruits asking about their promotion to battle brother status and some of the battle brothers asking about potential promotion to Vanguard Veteran...

Roster:
Spoiler:
Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Goddard
- Brother Metalus

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Dranus
- Brother Naimad
- Brother Boyofdestiny
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Angorium
- Brother Lygris
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius*
- POSITION AVAILABLE
[[MORE VANGUARD VETERAN POSITIONS TO BE ADDED]]

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- POSITION AVAILABLE - Storm Bolter Operator
- Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Reserve Company Battle Brothers
- [01] Brother Awb
- [02] Brother Paul "the enflamed"
- [03] Brother Lysensis
- [04] Brother Shadowbrand
- [05] Brother Nicholas
- [06] Brother Demetrius
- [07] Brother Korvax
- [08] Brother Hezekial
- [09] Brother Jelly
- [see attached note, below]


-- New Recruits, positions within the 2nd Company will be filled shortly; you have finished your scout training and will soon be assigned positions as full battle brothers within the company, performing roles within the 2nd Company's two battle-ready Tactical Squads. --

-- Battle Brothers, current Battle Brothers - particularly those within the Tactical Squads - are eligible for promotion to Vanguard Veteran status. --


-- For the Emperor.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Curse you Forden!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:32:06


Post by: Kravox


Okay then, Dave, sir, when will neophytes be assigned positions?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:33:05


Post by: purplefood


I am a ninja, ninja, ninja. (To the tune of follow the leader)


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:33:14


Post by: Just Dave


No idea man; that's not part of my job as far as I know, it's up to Avon...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:33:41


Post by: Kravox


I thought you were Master of Recruits


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:33:46


Post by: Amanax


I just realized, Brother Kasper. You remind me of a certain former Emperor's Children apothecary... >_>


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:34:02


Post by: gaovinni


purplefood wrote:Kaspar. You just wanna watch me shoot the Ork/Neophyte thing....


Maybe...

And you have been a bit trigger happy in the past and mentioned that you like to shoot things (including Dave).


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Amanax wrote:I just realized, Brother Kasper. You remind me of a certain former Emperor's Children apothecary... >_>


Wait... what are you implying?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:34:41


Post by: purplefood


Well it's true... i do like to shoot things.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:36:01


Post by: Just Dave


Kravox wrote:I thought you were Master of Recruits


Aye, I am. But as far as I know my job consists of managing the number of recruits and the roster of the company as a whole. Occasionally Avon' gives me an additional duty on top of this, such as with the Command Squad promotions.

I'm not in charge of who gets assigned to which squad as far as I know, or at least I haven't been told I am by ze Chapter Master.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:38:08


Post by: purplefood


Additionally Dave totally wasn't the leader of a revolution we had a while back...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:38:31


Post by: Amanax


gaovinni wrote:
Amanax wrote:I just realized, Brother Kasper. You remind me of a certain former Emperor's Children apothecary... >_>


Wait... what are you implying?


Nothing Brother, other than your methods seem familiar to me.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:40:00


Post by: gaovinni


Amanax wrote:
gaovinni wrote:
Amanax wrote:I just realized, Brother Kasper. You remind me of a certain former Emperor's Children apothecary... >_>


Wait... what are you implying?


Nothing Brother, other than your methods seem familiar to me.


I'll keep my eye on you...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:40:21


Post by: Just Dave


purplefood wrote:Additionally Dave totally wasn't the leader of a revolution we had a while back...


Hey! I have no idea what you are suggesting Brother "only ever shoots the enemy" Forden...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:41:23


Post by: purplefood


Just Dave wrote:
purplefood wrote:Additionally Dave totally wasn't the leader of a revolution we had a while back...


Hey! I have no idea what you are suggesting Brother "only ever shoots the enemy" Forden...

Indeed


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:45:10


Post by: purplefood


It's our thing.
Tyr also juggles...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:45:48


Post by: Amanax


gaovinni wrote:
Amanax wrote:
gaovinni wrote:
Amanax wrote:I just realized, Brother Kasper. You remind me of a certain former Emperor's Children apothecary... >_>


Wait... what are you implying?


Nothing Brother, other than your methods seem familiar to me.


I'll keep my eye on you...


As you are the company apothecary, I appreciate your attention ^^


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purplefood wrote:It's our thing.
Tyr also juggles...


juggles knives iirc


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:47:55


Post by: purplefood


Amanax wrote:juggles knives iirc

Indeed he does.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:48:55


Post by: Kravox


What do you think the heaviest thing a Space Marine could juggle is?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:51:02


Post by: purplefood


Kravox wrote:What do you think the heaviest thing a Space Marine could juggle is?

Well a normal marine it's probably a small animal of some sort.
A Hellsing Crusader however can juggle CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs with ease...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 20:55:41


Post by: gaovinni


Amanax wrote:As you are the company apothecary, I appreciate your attention ^^


I see there is something wrong with a toe in your left foot. How about we amputate the whole leg and replace it with a shiny one that has an inbuilt grenade launcher?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 21:10:55


Post by: Amanax


No thank you brother.. My predator will protect me >_>;


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 21:15:07


Post by: Amanax


To be fair, I have yet to be injured.



Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 21:16:19


Post by: purplefood


Yet is the operative word here...
Everything can change with the pull of a trigger...
On a different note: When is our next battle?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 21:20:13


Post by: Amanax


Avondale said something about soon, possibly... he wasn't sure.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 21:21:03


Post by: purplefood


Well then...
It's good our CM is keeping on top of things...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 21:44:01


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Ah, seems I've not missed much. Time to punch some faces! Henceforth, I will use that as a matter of discipline.

I'd take Private Parts, if it was the discwolrd reference (Great book...), if it was stupidity the IIEC WILL FALL UPON HIM! (If we include all idiots, we shall need a name change... acronym still fits).

So even though I'm a SW, the SW hate me... sadness... PUNCH IN THE FACE!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 23:19:23


Post by: Coolyo294


Wait, I have to train all these new recruits? Sh*t.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/08 23:20:16


Post by: avondale


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Ah, seems I've not missed much. Time to punch some faces! Henceforth, I will use that as a matter of discipline.

I'd take Private Parts, if it was the discwolrd reference (Great book...), if it was stupidity the IIEC WILL FALL UPON HIM! (If we include all idiots, we shall need a name change... acronym still fits).

So even though I'm a SW, the SW hate me... sadness... PUNCH IN THE FACE!


Well what did you expect ... ya kinda flacon punched their wolf lord in the face


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 00:11:51


Post by: Redeemer31


coolyo294 wrote:Wait, I have to train all these new recruits? Sh*t.


Simple. Next time we have a battle, have them charge in first. Whoever's left standing at the end, gets to stay!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 00:20:44


Post by: Amanax


coolyo294 wrote:Wait, I have to train all these new recruits? Sh*t.


It's easy, give them a bolter and throw them on the front lines as scouts. Like what was already mentioned, whomever still lives can be trained


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 00:28:28


Post by: purplefood


coolyo294 wrote:Wait, I have to train all these new recruits? Sh*t.

I'll train them if you want...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 00:43:11


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


I say we throw 'em out against a warband of orks, see who's smart enough to give a 'tactical advance in reverse'.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 00:44:07


Post by: purplefood


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I say we throw 'em out against a warband of orks, see who's smart enough to give a 'tactical advance in reverse'.

In the proper fashion of the Hellsing Crusaders.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 04:32:08


Post by: Amanax


That sounds brilliant, Brother.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 07:33:21


Post by: dullblade35


Isn't it similar to the SW training with the blood claws? Who ever lives long enough can get a bigger gun?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 11:48:51


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Yep. You can see where I got MY training...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2009/06/09 12:18:37


Post by: gaovinni


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Yep. You can see where I got MY training...


In the prison showerroom?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 13:27:16


Post by: Hezekial


well still 8th place on the new recruits roster luckily I survived the hidous Ork mutation insident.

When do you thing new roles will be available? I'm just curious as to the timing of my rise in the ranks


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 13:30:33


Post by: gaovinni


Well I think when the time comes to take the new recruits into the squads there will be 10 places vacant. 5 men got into the command squad so freed up 5 spots and 5 will be going into the vanguard veterans so another 5 spots free.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 13:33:17


Post by: Hezekial


awsome then i just about make it in at reserved spot 8 what are the available vacancies? just wondering so a cold see which sounds more suitable for my special qualities


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:07:59


Post by: purplefood


Available vacancies are probably gonna be in the Tactical squads and Vanguard squads...
Though some may be promoted into the Vanguard squad from another position so you'll take the spare positions...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:11:11


Post by: HAZZER


purplefood wrote:
HAZZER wrote:
gaovinni wrote:Forden is always helpful and informative.

LOL!

You have something to say Brother?

Yup!...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
...Kind of...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
...Acherly forget it...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:12:10


Post by: HAZZER


..Thanks for compaments!...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
@-avondale can move up to stangard/vargard now?I do belive there is a postion up for grabs?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:14:29


Post by: Hezekial


thanx I'm not bothered about joining a specific squad however if the option of going fast is involved i'll be in there like swimwear ;P


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:24:54


Post by: master of ordinance


That predators gonna need a gunner....
im not a marine but am damn well as near as possible(ws4 bs8 s4 t4 w1 i6 a1 ld8 3+)
Master of ordinance reporting for duty.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:27:54


Post by: purplefood


Not sure why you decided to give us a statline...
Also vaguely sure we have a gunner...
We need a Storm Bolter operator for the predator apparently...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 14:39:53


Post by: Hezekial


lol tank is it red? if so i'm in, if not still sounds like a fun job.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 15:53:45


Post by: Kravox


I think I'm 9th on the roster


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Nope I'm 7th


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 16:11:53


Post by: Just Dave


Well I have information regarding the squad promotions. I shall post up information later - probably within the hour...

I'll ask again however; any new recruits have any preference as to where they go? Predator Storm Bolter Operator is available, as is Predator Driver (although driver is unlikely to get kills). A wealth of tactical squad positions are also available, if you have a preference (including wielding a special weapon) say so.

Also, any current Battle Brothers wish to be promoted to Vanguard Veteran Status?

Finally, Brother Tyr, do you wish to stay as a Tactical Sergeant or be 'promoted' to Vanguard?


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 18:48:15


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


I'll stay a Sarge. THe recruits need someone 'responsible' to keep an eye on them, eh?

That just made me sound canadian....

In response to Kaspar... very funny. I was refering to Fenris, The upstairs of our FLGS, and my basement...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 18:50:13


Post by: purplefood


HAZZER wrote:..Thanks for compaments!...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
@-avondale can move up to stangard/vargard now?I do belive there is a postion up for grabs?

If you can spell either Sterguard or Vanguard then you get the job...
I don't know what a compament is though...

Hezekial wrote:lol tank is it red? if so i'm in, if not still sounds like a fun job.

Does red mean something to you? Possibly that it may go faster... we are onto your orkish tricks...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 18:55:10


Post by: steeds of war


I think he saying thankyou for the compliments.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 18:56:34


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


The IIEC is ready to spring into action against this vile language violator! (Unless English isnt your first language... then we understand.)

IIEC's new Acronym: Impulsive Idiot Extermination Committee.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 18:56:38


Post by: purplefood


steeds of war wrote:I think he saying thankyou for the compliments.

I didn't compliment him... at all.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:00:39


Post by: Just Dave


Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius - 2nd in command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer - (Now, if I hear you ask about promotion again, demotion to Company Cod Piece Cleaner will occur.)

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- POSITION AVAILABLE - Storm Bolter Operator

Reserve Company Battle Brothers
- [01] Brother Awb
- [02] Brother Paul "the enflamed"
- [03] Brother Lysensis
- [04] Brother Shadowbrand
- [05] Brother Nicholas
- [06] Brother Demetrius
- [07] Brother Korvax
- [08] Brother Artemous
- [09] Brother Jelly


I am unsure what Avon's plans are with the new recruits btw; I.e. when he will assign their positions. :(

- I apologise to Brother Veteran Sergeants Tyr and Alguan for the cleaning out of their squads (blame Avon' ), I tried to keep some of the original members and the vacancies will be filled by the available recruits.

- If anyone is unhappy with their newly assigned positions, just say so and you will be reassigned to your original squad; it's no hassle so say so if you do wish to return.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:02:25


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


THen he was failing at sarcasm (and spelling... and grammar).


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Oooh, new recruits to get me mah coffee!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:08:21


Post by: gaovinni


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:In response to Kaspar... very funny. I was refering to Fenris, The upstairs of our FLGS, and my basement...


I do remember warning about jokes like that at some point in this thread... my jokes sometimes (read: often) have the tendency on going in... to the "man love" way. I apologize for those jokes... also for the ones yet to come.


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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Oooh, new recruits to get me mah coffee!


I knew it!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:14:05


Post by: Just Dave


I applaud your dedication to squad Hellfire Veteran Sergeant Tyr, I was going to mock you now I'm not under your command, but instead I shall applaud you. *applauds*

Be sure that whichever recruit gets you your coffee isn't wear gauntlets and passes you the cup handle-first.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:17:27


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Will do. If not... POWER FIST!

I just realized somehting... since kaspar grafted on this powerfist, I can no longer facepalm... POWER FACEPALM!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:20:02


Post by: Just Dave


There's always your other hand? The powerfist could come in handy for other things too; POWER WIPE!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:20:32


Post by: dullblade35


purplefood wrote:
steeds of war wrote:I think he saying thankyou for the compliments.

I didn't compliment him... at all.


Nothing like talking straight, Too bad you can't shoot straight


Also kinda glad i didn't get promoted my squad needs me, DTX assemble!!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:22:05


Post by: purplefood


dullblade35 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
steeds of war wrote:I think he saying thankyou for the compliments.

I didn't compliment him... at all.


Nothing like talking straight, Too bad you can't shoot straight


Also kinda glad i didn't get promoted my squad needs me, DTX assemble!!

I can shoot straight.
That's likely the reason people are annoyed at me all the time...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:22:15


Post by: Just Dave


dullblade35 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
steeds of war wrote:I think he saying thankyou for the compliments.

I didn't compliment him... at all.


Nothing like talking straight, Too bad you can't shoot straight


Also kinda glad i didn't get promoted my squad needs me, DTX assemble!!


Exactly why I didn't promote you; I can't imagine you'd be quite as capable as you are with that ol' rocket launcher.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:24:37


Post by: dullblade35


I can bend them round corners.
.
*childish menacing grin*




Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:26:34


Post by: purplefood


dullblade35 wrote:I can bend them round corners.
.
*childish menacing grin*



I can shoot through buildings.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:26:47


Post by: Amanax


Just Dave wrote:
- Brother Veteran Hazzer - (Now, if I hear you ask about promotion again, demotion to Company Cod Piece Cleaner will occur.)




Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:27:11


Post by: gaovinni


dullblade35 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
steeds of war wrote:I think he saying thankyou for the compliments.

I didn't compliment him... at all.


Nothing like talking straight, Too bad you can't shoot straight


Also kinda glad i didn't get promoted my squad needs me, DTX assemble!!


He can shoot straight. The point is, he knows how to get the plasma make a curve midflight.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:32:59


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


I can make my powerfist go through people... oh wait!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:41:19


Post by: dullblade35


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I can make my powerfist go through people... oh wait!


Hahaha!, Woah!! They can actually do that sort of thing????


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:42:11


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


I know, right? And peoples limbs blow off them when I shoot them with my bolter!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:46:38


Post by: dullblade35


I reckon you should go get that bolter checked out...
My Rocket launcher fires trampolines... I shoot it at people and they all jump backwards but they fail to jump again :( Then they stop playing and don't jump any more... or stand up... no fun :(


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:48:11


Post by: purplefood


I have the same problem when i shoot people...
Except they evaporate...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:51:31


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


And then there's nothing left to shoot...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 19:56:53


Post by: dullblade35


Exactly then *points to the pub* Charge!!!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:14:56


Post by: dullblade35


Best place to talk about "battle tactics" and "strategy", at the end of the night you feel like a one man army... 100 x one man armies = Best tactic


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:20:08


Post by: HAZZER


@-Just Dave-Thank you really apreachchate it.Yay I'm a flying spoon!Go me I't not birthday!Won't hear a peap agin (Or atleast for a while) about YOU KNOW WHAT .


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:22:18


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


And that, my friends, is why everyone says the SW codex is overpowered. EVERYONE is like that... it makes them better!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:23:55


Post by: Just Dave


HAZZER wrote:@-Just Dave-Thank you really apreachchate it.Yay I'm a flying spoon!Go me I't not birthday!Won't hear a peap agin (Or atleast for a while) about YOU KNOW WHAT .


Don't thank me hazzer, thank Avon. He selected you (and Tyr), I selected everyone else.


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:24:07


Post by: purplefood


It's actually the reason the Purplefood codex is OP.
You only get 1 unit choice and it's just me with a plasma gun. I cost all of the point limit no matter how much it is.
The rest of the codex is just fluff about how awesome i am...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:24:08


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


Dude.. HAZZER.... SPELLING! OMG CHANGE IT BEFORE I CALL DARKVOID OR POWERFIST SMACK YOU MYSELF!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:24:52


Post by: purplefood


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Dude.. HAZZER.... SPELLING! OMG CHANGE IT BEFORE I CALL DARKVOID OR POWERFIST SMACK YOU MYSELF!

Calm yourself Tyr...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:26:40


Post by: purplefood


Go kill something...
One of the new shinies in your squad maybe...


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:29:10


Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf


TYR SMASH!!!! CRUSH SLAUGHTERER OF ENGLISH!


Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things @ 2011/06/09 20:29:56


Post by: purplefood


Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:TYR SMASH!!!! CRUSH SLAUGHTERER OF ENGLISH!

You realise you can turn the caps lock off right?