steeds of war wrote:Give Hazzer a break he's dyslexic. But just read your post over again hazzer fr your own and the noobs sake.
That's why i stopped having a go...
Still it would be a good idea to download a spell checker, i use one and it helps a lot...
Especially with longer posts...
Shush Kravox.
I use the spell checker on IE mainly because i'm too lazy to bother with either Google Chrome or Safari...
Though Safari is a masively superior browser IMO but i'm so used to IE.
I have encountered a few things that won't run on anything but IE, so I keep it around just in case. That's really about it though. I just enjoy firefox more than IE or Safari.
A few different modes... There is a thread about it in Video Game... though there is a nasty off-topic debate halfway though but it gets back on track.
Sweet. I was hoping to pick it up after I get my system fixed, but now I might have to pre-order it. One thing I was afraid of was no online play to further the game (My main complaint about Darksiders). I think that just clinched it for me >_>
Forden, Tyr. I've got good news and bad news. The good news: Your legs are now fixed and work properly. The bad news: I had only two shiny legs ready in storage so now... Tyr, your new leg has a built-in grenade launcher and Forden... your leg has... a compartment... for growing potatos.
My precious pintle mounted storm bolter had better go to somebody worthy, or i'll be swinging the company standard in wide sweeping motions after i get a power sword attached to the top.
Hezekial wrote:Brother Artemous reporting for duty as either, gunner of the Hell's bane or member of the Hellfire squad (if the gunnner position is taken).
Tank you,
Hezekial
Shall inform the Chapter Master of your request.
Latest roster for convenience:
Spoiler:
Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:
Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing
Second Captain Sam - Master of Training
Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins" - Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion
Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" - Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
Tactical Squad "Hellfire" - Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!" - Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius - 2nd in command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer - (Now, if I hear you ask about promotion again, demotion to Company Cod Piece Cleaner will occur.)
Attack Bike "Take the next rightius"[Name Pending] - Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner
I am unsure what Avon's plans are with the new recruits btw; I.e. when he will assign their positions. :(
- I apologise to Brother Veteran Sergeants Tyr and Alguan for the cleaning out of their squads (blame Avon' ), I tried to keep some of the original members and the vacancies will be filled by the available recruits.
- If anyone is unhappy with their newly assigned positions, just say so and you will be reassigned to your original squad; it's no hassle so say so if you do wish to return.
If it's possible I would love to forfil the placement as the storm bolter operator for the Hells Bane, i will claim many traitors with bolts and taughts i'm already trying to thyink up a driving song.
"I'm sat in the Predator, Sergeant Humps at the wheel. du du dudu duh du
I've been sat here all night it's just the way that I deal. du du dudu duh du"
Brother Captain Sam before we, the Hellsing Crusaders do battle, break out the Holy Whiskey "borrowed" from the Space Wolves and pass it out to everyone....including Brother Forden and Sister Dave
Rats. Amanax. You wanted to know how my game against tyranids would go? Well it was cancelled. One player could not attend (that one being the tyranid player).
Well there will be more games to come. That is for certain. We are actually trying to arrange a single day completely dedicated to killteam games (battle missions book rules) with three players. Several games would be played with different kind of teams from each player.
Yay! More recruits for the best squad of them all (mine, Hellfire). Hopefully they'll start posting... if someone PM's them, that might help.
Oh man... how did this brother/sister dave thing get started, anyways?
I want meself to stay as fleshy as possible, Kaspar! That means only my PF shall be part of me. But now I can't swim (bionic commano reference)... sadness.
Ah, just feeling satisfied after preordering 3 games (bing a PS3 player, one's specific)
If I remember correctly Dave reported in as brother/sister Dave.
About your limb Tyr, the little fight between you and Forden... you guys managed to obliterate those legs so I did not manage to fix em up... yet at least. They do make an amusing puzzle though.
Forden. I know you want to see what happens to different parts of the body after shooting them with a plasma gun but please try not to shoot your battle brothers... too much at the very least.
I've been drivin' all night, theirs blood and sweat on the wheel. du du dudu duh du.
The gene-seed in my head is drivin' my heel. du du dudu duh du
My Captain call said I need you here. du du dudu duh du
It's half past four and I'm sifting beers. du du dudu duh duuuu.
lol my driving song that i sing into battle Predator love
Speaking of Dave, I sent you a PM which you never answered, and I had a question for you to answer in my Luna Wolves thread. It's like you don't even care anymore :(
I'll happily join the tactical squad "Death to Xenos" as the bearer of the holy Flamer. Xenos fail and whither under the purifying light and flame. Join me up, good sir. If 'Brother TimeToWaste' is a bit wordy, I will happily sign up under 'Brother Ivan' (College Nickname).
timetowaste85 wrote:@purplefood-do you realize that your title is Mat Ward's ideas officer? Has anyone put you on their hit list yet? lol
They tried but i got Mat to retcon them and re-write them as a legion giant power armoured bears that tries to follow the codex but can't because he has no thumbs and can't read... it's all very tragic really...
I have a new drug called "Being shot in the face with a plasma gun" i can't remember tha latin name but it is very effective at curing:
Heresy
Xeno-ism
Heresy
Allies
More Heresy
Heretics
Life
purplefood wrote:I have a new drug called "Being shot in the face with a plasma gun" i can't remember tha latin name but it is very effective at curing:
Heresy
Xeno-ism
Heresy
Allies
More Heresy
Heretics
Life
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:So... Gaovini, I think cat ears count as furries. They, to are everywhere, and must be taken out carefully.
This is HUGE! We should act like political analysts, and blow it out of proportion.
Crap... I mean... all furries should totally be terminated. Even the kind of cat girls I mentioned. *hides someone* They need to be completely destroyed. *smiles innocently*
Sorry people for takin a bit o' time.....anywayssss We faced another rogue Imperial Guard Regiment but this time we were not alone as the space wolves were with us in combat.... With me, I brought Tac Squad Death to Xeno's, the Attack Bike Bros, also the Space Wolves lent us their Land Raider Crusader to use so I put Sergeant Humps in command of that, so I split the tac squad in half, I left Brother Simythius in charge of the group left in the medicae station while Sergeant Tyr took the rest of his lads and went into the land raider and went wheeeee! , in the end we won as we made what left of the guard regiment run fer der mommas, while we only suffered a single casualty because a random city block blew up and burried somebody.
If i'm making this up (sorry but im bad at english) that every battle brother with the mark * are dead or unavailable? If thats so then report me into tactical squad "hellfire" or if I misunderstood then i'll be glad to join the ranks of the reserve company as brother Alpharius
Welcome brothers Alpharius and Ivan! One of you could potentially become a predator driver, but I don't think you can really get any kills except death or glory and ramming, so I wouldn't expect anyone to want the role!
By the way; all this chatter makes it difficult to find the new recruits. *grumble*
Anyways, that's my job done for now... *crawls back under another rock*
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Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:
Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing
Second Captain Sam - Master of Training
Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins" - Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion
GW have alot of power over here, signs everywhere..... so they get you hooked on to the plastic at a young age and as for moaning we do it best ...... and cuing.
*Queuing... We also have a thing about spelling and grammar... Well most of us... At any rate even without GW many people have a hobby of some sort... IIRC Lotus (Car company if you don't know) was started by a few blokes in a shed who liked to tinker. Similarly many people have train sets and make model airplanes... It's a strange thing that large amounts of the country seem to enjoy for no apparent reason... apart from the fact we are totally awesome... That reminds me... i really need to get my flag changed... not having the Union Jack just seems... wrong.
I don't have a think about spelling and grammar, being from " up north we have developed our own language that is completely phonetic. most like the Orks... (was actually reading a BL book on orks and thought they were just talking with a Yorkshire accent ;P) all wearing flat caps, tweed and having pet whippets
Damn northerners... And, no I am indeed British, i drink tea and have a nice shiny passport built for smacking custom officials round the face with whilst shouting "out of the way I am British"... My flag went on holiday for some reason and i decided it might be fun to have this one for a bit...
was i at the storm bolter of the Hell's bane if so how many space commies did i kill in my first batlle, or was i just spinning in my harness at the excitment of being in the middle of the fighting
purplefood wrote:Damn northerners...
And, no I am indeed British, i drink tea and have a nice shiny passport built for smacking custom officials round the face with whilst shouting "out of the way I am British"...
I laughed so much at that Don't say your a bloody southerner???
Midlands... not quite South but not quite North... but not enough of either to understand what the hell either of you are saying... That said i'm almost in Wales considering how close we are to the border...
purplefood wrote:Damn northerners...
And, no I am indeed British, i drink tea and have a nice shiny passport built for smacking custom officials round the face with whilst shouting "out of the way I am British"...
My flag went on holiday for some reason and i decided it might be fun to have this one for a bit...
I don't even own a passport... never traveled out of the country. Would like to though. Maybe some day.
purplefood wrote:You'll find most things invented by the British are often made in a shed by people with a fairly loose grasp on reality...
To be Fair. Isn't that true of just about anywhere though...?
You'd think that but Britain has a way of making nutters in a very special way... it's enough to make you proud to be British... in a strange way.
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gaovinni wrote:
purplefood wrote:Damn northerners...
And, no I am indeed British, i drink tea and have a nice shiny passport built for smacking custom officials round the face with whilst shouting "out of the way I am British"...
My flag went on holiday for some reason and i decided it might be fun to have this one for a bit...
I don't even own a passport... never traveled out of the country. Would like to though. Maybe some day.
You should. Wonderful people can be found in the world... as well as some tasty food.
It makes my wallet sad, my girlfriend angry and me happy like a child in a candy store. "All the new models to assemble and paint! All the converting! Oh the joy!"
I like the hobby very much. She doesn't that much. In her opinnion the painting part is fun but the amount of miniatures is a bit too much. I happen to collect 6 different armies.
Britain ftw, we beat the Germans twice at was, showing we have a natural aptitude for war, reflected in our skill at controlling little plastic men, that rock
I went around shootin me storm bolter and killin a couple of fire warriors.
Brother Amanax killed 3 fire warriors, a broadside battle suit, and a piranha, unfortunately Brother Sergeant lost his main turret but survived
Brother Captain Sam went roar and killed things
As for Tac Squad Death to Xeno's Brother Simythius killed a couple of fire warriors and managed to take the rail gun turret off the Hammerhead (so picture in your head a tank with its turret, then comes a missile, missile hits turret but doesn't blow up, instead it keeps going while ripping the rail gun off with it and the Tau inside look up and says "Well that sucks")