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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:38:52
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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TBH i would welcome them, the Tau out of all of the 40K races being the nicest realy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:42:12
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Earth would need to be a barren cold rock to be ever ruled by Tau.
Why should we accept commie space ants as suppressors?
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:45:11
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Well they have superior tech and could easily kill us all, and i think the whole world united under a communist banner would be great.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:48:01
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Their illusion of superior tech wont help them.
Really want to be a commie? Go north korea, they may accept you as new comrade....
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:50:09
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Charging Wild Rider
Wanganui New Zealand
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I think it would be cool to get accepted into the tau empire cause then we get
RAAAIIILGUUUUNS
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:52:27
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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What i ve heard Tau keep their tech to themselves, so your stuck with your old guns.
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:55:46
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Aren't tau facists? Easily the most efficient type of government. Plus they are the only race that isn't scared of technology. And we will still have a lot of say in how we work as long as its towards the greater good.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:56:07
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Raging Ravener
England, Bucks
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Didn't they give fancy guns and hats to the Vespids? Automatically Appended Next Post: That was at 1hadhq
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:58:47
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Charging Wild Rider
Wanganui New Zealand
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Shinigami wrote:Didn't they give fancy guns and hats to the Vespids?
oh oh I want a fancy hat
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:02:30
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Timmah wrote:Aren't tau facists? Easily the most efficient type of government. Plus they are the only race that isn't scared of technology. And we will still have a lot of say in how we work as long as its towards the greater good.
I doubt anyone not beiing an Tau has anything to say.
Shinigami wrote:Didn't they give fancy guns and hats to the Vespids?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
That was at 1hadhq
Do we want to be mindcontrolled with fancy hats?
Seems to fit to Timmah's post also, working for the greater good isn't done willingly.
Even tau are influenced from their ethererals to do so.
Strict caste communitys may not like a free will.
Maybe were not suitable as "servitors" just with a different name.
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:10:47
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Timmah wrote:Aren't tau facists? Easily the most efficient type of government. Plus they are the only race that isn't scared of technology. And we will still have a lot of say in how we work as long as its towards the greater good.
This is the second post you have failed with your knowledge of politics, the tau are closer to communism (the opposite of facism).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:13:41
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Well once they have earth under there control the Facists will be killed and the world we be under a peaceful communist banner, warhammer may be banned but its all for the greater good. There will be cures for Cancer and other serious illnessly as well as SWINE FLU. The only problem is if The Imperium found this world and it becomes a battlefield and if the Imperium does win, were be tainted and be shipped off to a work camp, and the new imhabitants of Earth will arrive.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:23:00
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Hey! Obama could stop covering up that hole in his forehead!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:31:56
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Xav wrote:Well once they have earth under there control the Facists will be killed and the world we be under a peaceful communist banner, warhammer may be banned but its all for the greater good. There will be cures for Cancer and other serious illnessly as well as SWINE FLU. The only problem is if The Imperium found this world and it becomes a battlefield and if the Imperium does win, were be tainted and be shipped off to a work camp, and the new imhabitants of Earth will arrive.
peaceful and communist
Banning warhammer is enough to kick Tau out of this galaxy.
I see a misconception here. Tau do settle on planets. Tau also may sometimes gather vassals/cannonfodder if its abilities
fit to the Tau style of war.
The imperium instead, is already here since earth = terra.
If they would not, the imperium would send its priests and transport you to the next theatre of war ( more cannonfodder ).
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:35:30
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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This is the second post you have failed with your knowledge of politics, the tau are closer to communism (the opposite of facism).
Ironic. I would think that the exact opposite of Communism would be Democracy in all honesty.
Both Communism and Fascism are ruled by a single thuggish leader who has bullied his way into power via crushing anyone who has an opinion differing from his.
Both also claim to rule in the name of the people and historically made steps to disembowel the ruling class of their respective countries.
Both Communism and Fascism support radical and undivided nation pride and loyalty, coupled with a strong belief in military and expansionist might.
I believe it is you sir, who has failed in your knowledge of politics.
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A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
W/D/L
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:41:42
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Manstein wrote:This is the second post you have failed with your knowledge of politics, the tau are closer to communism (the opposite of facism).
Ironic. I would think that the exact opposite of Communism would be Democracy in all honesty.
Both Communism and Fascism are ruled by a single thuggish leader who has bullied his way into power via crushing anyone who has an opinion differing from his.
Both also claim to rule in the name of the people and historically made steps to disembowel the ruling class of their respective countries.
Both Communism and Fascism support radical and undivided nation pride and loyalty, coupled with a strong belief in military and expansionist might.
I believe it is you sir, who has failed in your knowledge of politics.
Communism is the belief that all are equal and each should get everything equally, it is actually closer to democracy that facism.
so indeed it is not me who has failed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:47:59
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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O, so we are just comparing belief systems that have never actually been applied to history?
It seems you are citing Marxism, a system of government that existed in concept only, and never actually took foot in the world as we know it. Fascism, on the other hand was a system of government that actually came into being in Italy first and later on in Germany. It should also be noted that "Italian Fascism" in no way promoted the Italian race as sgreater than any other.
What you are comparing is National Socialism, (Kinda weird how they used the same words as Marx there huh?) and Marxism. One existed, one did not. Next time you correct someone on their political know how make sure your comparisons are not generalizations and are instead accurate.
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A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 23:05:22
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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1hadhq wrote:Their illusion of superior tech wont help them.
Really want to be a commie? Go north korea, they may accept you as new comrade....
HAha.
Way to stick it to those commies
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 23:13:15
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Missionary On A Mission
The Eye of Terror
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I would definetely rebel. To hell with their false courtesy and their flawed government!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 23:39:45
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Focused Fire Warrior
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I, for one, would welcome our new blue Overlords.
World peace, no more corporate greed, crisis suits to keep the peace, everyone furthering the Greater Good.
Yes, I would definitely welcome our new blue Overlords.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 23:42:43
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Plastictrees
UK
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Well some changes would happen including the banning of Fish fingers for obvious reasons, and fish would be banned as food.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 01:54:53
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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There was never really a true "communist" country. Most of the "communist" countries were actually socalist. They thought that socialism was a stepping stone to "communism".
I don't think the earth under tau rule will do too good in the long run. Too much free will is taken a way and humans don't like that....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 01:58:56
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Hell, I'd sign up for the Fire Warrior Caste, and some day be lucky enough to blow S**t up in a Battlesuit.
Good enough for me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 02:11:40
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Killer Klaivex
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Kill the Ethereal, we get our planet back.
The Tau are horrible mind-controlling facists who don't let humans breed. I'm pretty sure that they sterilise the Gue'vasa.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 02:29:20
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Plastictrees
UK
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Who wants kids anyway, as long as they dont remove a certain something im fine, but if they do!
DEATH TO THE TAU!!!!
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 03:06:52
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Tau are indian communists. This means earth would become a communist india without the population problem.
Edit: Manstein, Fascism is where all power is placed in a single leader. Communism is where all power is placed among the people. The difference between communism and democracy is that communism comes with the communist economic theory which is very strict and exact. The reason communism looks like facism is that in order to create a communist society you need to put all power in one place to make all the changes before giving up their power to the people. When given this much power most if not all people are corrupted and become despots, a form of fascism.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 03:16:17
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Well, considering how long and bloody the history of Racism, violent religious differences, and plain good old-fashioned don't-show-the-kids violence is in the collective history of earth's combined cultures, I think even a race so far ahead of our own as far as technology goes would be hardpressed to occupy our planet...
As a race we just loooove killing things and if they're blue and we're not that's just another great reason to get up in arms.
Though some might argue that they could take advantage of our disunity, there are a few things that would ensure that all factions fight the invaders:
Tell religous nuts that they're gay
Tell Rednecks, the irish, and other such peoples that they will enforce a planet wide prohibition
Tell Corporations that they will be rergulated
Show the Bloods what they look like without their armor on
Tell most of the U.S. that they're illegal aliens coming to take our jobs
etc
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 03:33:54
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Armored Iron Breaker
Lookin' fur daemons ta' fight!
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The tau may have superior tech, but the human race is FAR more numerous than the tau. Even if they have superior tech, they would be outnumbered and outgunned. We'll stick it to those blue commie space ants!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 04:27:28
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Plastictrees
UK
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The Imperial get defeated by the Tau, so we would have no chance.
A lasgun isnt to effective vs Tau armour, and are weapons are alot weaker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 06:28:10
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Squishy Squig
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Lord-Loss wrote:The Imperial get defeated by the Tau, so we would have no chance.
A lasgun isnt to effective vs Tau armour, and are weapons are alot weaker.
 wait do you mean the Imperial Gaurd or the Imperium in general, cuz the Imperium crushes the Tau, ever heard of the Zeist campaign?
but if you do mean imperial guard, then ur totally correct
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