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2009/08/19 05:37:20
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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2009's 1500 IG - 11/5/5 (W/L/D) |
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2009/08/19 07:01:59
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Slippery Scout Biker
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I would be ok with it if they gave me a dreadnought claw to do "SURPRISE BUTT SHECHS" on.
And i still got to do it with the earth chichs, if not, them water-caste Por-ui/vre girls will do me fine.
If i don't even get that... then i will become the 1-man anti-tau army that kicks butt!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/19 07:03:06
 "...More Space Marines that you can poke a stick at..."
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the Prophet spake:"Frak this, i'm going home."
"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonaise and those little cheesy things on sticks." |
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2009/08/19 07:04:12
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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A dreadnought you say? sound's exciting.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/19 07:04:21
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/08/19 07:21:23
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Earth under Tau rule would suck. Best case scenario? They are toad-people out to castrate and control you. Worst case scenario? Something akin to Brighthammer 40k...
*shudder*
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/19 07:43:25
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Well I dunno bout you guy's but i like making babies!!!
I will fight the Blue people to the bitter end. 
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/08/19 10:45:09
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Death to the Toad Invader!!!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/19 14:48:50
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Plastictrees
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On a serious note, what about Language?
Would we all have to learn Toad-talk? Would we speak the most popular language? I think its either English or Chiniese.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/19 19:10:15
Subject: What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Lord-Loss wrote:On a serious note, what about Language?
Would we all have to learn Toad-talk? Would we speak the most popular language? I think its either English or Chiniese.
Obviously our new "masters" would demand to use only a language they approved/certified/graciously agreed to.
The second, "barbaric" tongue, that may be allowed if no Tau is around, could be something different than english or chinese.
I personally, cant see everyone talking one of both languages now, so why should the Tau not use our disadvantage ?
A new ruler may want to keep the humans separeted and nothing works better than keeping the masses in their hundreds of
spoken languages and dialects. Official buisness would go for sure in "fishy speech"...
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Target locked,ready to fire  
            
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2009/08/19 19:56:58
Subject: Re:What if Earth was under Tau rule?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Shadowbrand wrote:Well I dunno bout you guy's but i like making babies!!!
I will fight the Blue people to the bitter end.
No more Toads!
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