What if Earth was under Tau rule?

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**Sanchez01**

Have you no shame Chaos scum?!

That means no "fun" and no "Worship" of your god slaanesh.

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penut the butter wrote:sanchez you are too hasty. Let them poke fun at possible fat scenarios of the future

am not

**Shadowbrand**

WHAT!?!! I must take action!

For the Emperor!!...there ya happy now?

Can i go back to lighting up with doomrider?

**Che-Vito**

Sanchez01 wrote:can we at least agree that Tau=badguys?

No. "We" would imply those who have posted in this thread agree, and I do not agree with your statement.

**Shadowbrand**

I just don't wana be casterated! Can i have some sort of deal with my blue overlord's??

And i can always worship Slannesh when they arn't looking.

**penut the butter**

Become a "Greater Good" Missionary.

**Shadowbrand**

Not-serious Shadowbrand That sound's hot.

Serious Shadowbrand

Hmm, would that be hard?

**Orkeosaurus**

Shadowbrand wrote:I just don't wana be casterated!

Don't be so selfish!

And i can always worship Slannesh when they arn't looking.

And you're not liable to castrated by them?

**Shadowbrand**

Well Let's just say when it come's to Mutation Slannesh's "Gift's" are a little on the extreme side.

Need i say more?

**Orkeosaurus**

The problem is you start out as a cultist... it's the other guy who's got the 'gifts'.

**penut the butter**

Well I would rather have boobies than tzeench's wizard hats that are attached to your head.

**Shadowbrand**

See? Am i and my Slanneshi friend's really that bad?

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Yea but I was in the EC so i got special treatment

**Sanchez01**

wow, i go and get a beer and a hamburger and you all post up a storm...

well shadow you have an advatage the imps don't... you can pray to get new parts... if they are male or female, idk, but parts none the less

chi-veto,,, we so have to debate that one, but where is the question.

**Shadowbrand**

Eh it's a mix, but I can relate to Loyalist Traitor's getting bossed around by a dead guy, and you have the Sister's running around, and well let's face it.

Unless your a superhero being "good" is not fun.

Well at least i can fufill my otaku dream's of being a Gundam pilot with the Tau.

**penut the butter**

oh yeah. Wearing tights that squeeze your crotch is real fun.

**Sanchez01**

Who said the Imperium is "Good"?

It is a Human Pride parade that killed PETA ages ago... Trillions of Racists with guns hunting non humans and those who do not worship the same god... I love it! These guys are so full of it yet they are the only "good" in the game... that shows how crappy it really is... when super Nazis are the good guys ha ha ha... still at least they aint tau commies

jk, jk. but still better then them blue neo-japanese styled xenos.

**Shadowbrand**

hence "good"

And nothing wrong with tight pant's

**Sanchez01**

Who about this... what makes Slaanesh better then the Greater Good?

**penut the butter**

Boobies!Boobies!

**Shadowbrand**

BOOBS!!!!!

Penut is on the Ball

Well if i may go into a little bit of my exact back story Shadow's EC are what they are today only because they fought for what was right in there eye's their primarch and Horus.

But Let's not go Horus Heresy in a Tau thread.

Good and Evil are point's of view Ben Kenobi said it himself.

**Sanchez01**

all mammals have those, even eldar *gets cold shiver*

**Shadowbrand**

Our boob's are better.

**Commissar Molotov**

Sanchez01 wrote:all mammals have those, even eldar *gets cold shiver*

Yes, but they call their family jewels "Spirit Stones."

...and they're maybe a half-carat at best!

**Sanchez01**

You lost me, we are talking about one of them most awesome things ever, not stones.

**penut the butter**

Yay! Boobies!

**ShadowAngel159**

before this gets even more insane, let me just point out a couple things.

first, if the tau ruled earth right now, I'm commiting suicide. that, or I'm making a Chaos cult and wiping them out! DEATH TO THE TAU!

second, in 40k, the Imperium is not good. nobody is. every race wants the other race dead, enslaved to their empire, corrupted by chaos, or to live in eternal torture.

and last, you can't say the eldar have "family jewels". I'll believe that when I see them try to rebuild their mighty empire and truly destroy the 'crons and Chaos. so for now, they're all a bunch of pansies w/o anything hanging between their legs

**Shadowbrand**

See that He'd go Chaos!!!

Death to the false Emperor!

**Sanchez01**

well if you are forced to live under tau rule, well yeah, Chaos will get the job done hands down... but what god to worship

i am voting slaanesh

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but me personally? I would worship the emperor still

**penut the butter**

This thread has become hilarious!

**Sanchez01**

really?

**penut the butter**

Yeah.