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A drastic lack of sperm donors in Britain means women wanting babies are resorting to importing semen from abroad or using do-it-yourself insemination kits bought on the internet, fertility experts said on Friday.
Seems to me, if a Brit woman wants anonymous sperm, she can get all she wants at a random pub...
A drastic lack of sperm donors in Britain means women wanting babies are resorting to importing semen from abroad or using do-it-yourself insemination kits bought on the internet, fertility experts said on Friday.
Seems to me, if a Brit woman wants anonymous sperm, she can get all she wants at a random pub...
they should set their sights higher, like the alleyways behind nightclubs. A better class of anonymous donation.
...how could this possibly be? The problem is obviously ineptitude when it comes to setting up donors and recipients; I'm sure PLENTY are willing to help out.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:You've clearly never drunk enough skip.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is far, far too drunk to get any kind of coordinated effort together.
Oh, I've drunk enough beforehand. Never stopped me, just slowed me down a bit. And sometimes it's nice to take one's time.
That said, if you're drinking so much that you can't even enjoy yourself afterward, I think you might take that as sign of a very serious drinking problem, and you should strongly reconsider your approach toward drink. I mean, isn't the very point of drinking so that one can reap the following reward?
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Nonsense, it's a perfectly natural bodily defense against the Beer Goggles.
When you hit that sweet spot, you might well inadvertantly pull some Swampdonkey in the Pub/Club thanks to the Goggles. But, thanks to my body looking out for me (eyes say go, nuts say no!) I am incapable of actually hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing!
And just in case the eyes say no and the nuts say go, I keep a bottle of Vodka next to my bed, so I am guaranteed my latest conquest looks as good in the morning after as the night before!
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Nonsense, it's a perfectly natural bodily defense against the Beer Goggles.
When you hit that sweet spot, you might well inadvertantly pull some Swampdonkey in the Pub/Club thanks to the Goggles. But, thanks to my body looking out for me (eyes say go, nuts say no!) I am incapable of actually hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing!
And just in case the eyes say no and the nuts say go, I keep a bottle of Vodka next to my bed, so I am guaranteed my latest conquest looks as good in the morning after as the night before!
While this could be true.
The phrase "never been bed with an ugly woman, woke up with a few" comes to mind.
Maybe they don't want to sleep with a man, could be lesbians.
Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men. Welcome to Fantasy 40k
If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.
Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men. Welcome to Fantasy 40k
If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.
Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
It's because they removed a sperm donors right to anonymity about 5 years ago. So all of a sudden, potential donators are being told that they may end up with half a dozen children knocking on the door in fifteen years time, and deciding they'd rather not donate after all. Which, to be perfectly honest, is a perfectly natural reaction.
garret wrote:Isnt that good? maybe with the forein sperm british men wont have bucked teeth and might actually be funny.
Almost did a spit take here... glad I didn't since I'm drinking single malt scotch.
Why is there such a high demand for sperm donors, anyway? I blame internet porn for the shortage. How many gallons of white gold are spilled needlessly over that hussy Belladonna?
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garret wrote:Isnt that good? maybe with the forein sperm british men wont have bucked teeth and might actually be funny.
Almost did a spit take here... glad I didn't since I'm drinking single malt scotch.
Why is there such a high demand for sperm donors, anyway? I blame internet porn for the shortage. How many gallons of white gold are spilled needlessly over that hussy Belladonna?
Maybe there's a water shortage.
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