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Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men. Welcome to Fantasy 40k
If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.
Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
JohnHwangDD wrote:
That said, if you're drinking so much that you can't even enjoy yourself afterward, I think you might take that as sign of a very serious drinking problem
Nope, just a sign of being British. We don't drink to 'enjoy ourselves' - only benders do that!
JohnHwangDD wrote:For the record, I've never gone home with an ugly girl. Not even once.
I wonder if the girls you've taken home are as upbeat about their choice in men?
Garrett wrote:maybe with the forein sperm british men wont have bucked teeth and might actually be funny.
I've seen a picture of you.
Ha ha.
I'd put this whole 'sperm-crisis' thing down to the fact we don't get paid very much for spunk over here. It's about £15 per donation. We don't get paid ANYTHING to donate blood!
JohnHwangDD wrote:
That said, if you're drinking so much that you can't even enjoy yourself afterward, I think you might take that as sign of a very serious drinking problem
Nope, just a sign of being British. We don't drink to 'enjoy ourselves' - only benders do that!
We have a term over here about "going out on a bender"!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Remember, Dakkites, you will fall under some suspicion if you're always the first one in the locker room shower and the last one out.
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Kanluwen wrote:They're looking for "designer" sperm. That means geniuses, prodigies, things like that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that 99.998% of Dakka doesn't qualify for any of those.
I'll go out on a limb and say that your number is totally bogus. I know for a fact that there is at least 1 such person with a so-called "genius" IQ on Dakka, and by the numbers, if your ratio were correct, then there would have to be over 50,000 Dakkites for your % to hold. There are actually less than half that many registered users, so your number is completely bunk.
A genius IQ is 140+, and occurs in about 1% of the population at large, statistically speaking. By the numbers, out of roughly 24,000 users, there there should be about 240 members with genius-level IQs, assuming any sort of normal distribution.
For your % to hold, it would mean that Dakka attracts vast numbers of people with below-average IQs. I don't believe that is the case at all.
Dakka attracts vast numbers of people with below-average _E_Qs, but that is a different issue entirely.
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In fact I would go as far as to say that the empahasis placed on IQ in western education is bs capitalist propaganda designed to make you another cog in the system so beurocrats and the corporate top boys can make money out of you. Some shallow bint hinting out a test tube full of spunk based on IQ is playing right into their hands.
Can you imagine if they actually taught you how to make money in school, rather than what the flipping fifth number in a pattern is.
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lord of the ghosts wrote:Has anyone noted the gender of ALL of the posters in this thread?
I thought this thread was a call to action!
I don't mess around with cups though. I prefer to donate the "old fashioned way."
It has to be said that sperm donation is one of the few fields of human endeavour in which men have a genuine natural advantage over women.
Except in Thailand, of course.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
A drastic lack of sperm donors in Britain means women wanting babies are resorting to importing semen from abroad or using do-it-yourself insemination kits bought on the internet, fertility experts said on Friday.
Seems to me, if a Brit woman wants anonymous sperm, she can get all she wants at a random pub...
Once again, britain calls upon the sons of Lafayette to come to her aid. Vive le America!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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