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**snurl**

Granted. You don't care for any of the ones who remain.

I wish celebrities would stop dropping over.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. Now they just turn into the living dead and eat us.

I wish pigs could fly.

**Hawky**

Granted. Pigs migrate to middle east, resulting into global bacon crysis and jihad.

I wish for new soap.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You get some new, pure lye soap. Which you are unaware of until you use it.

I wish that the price of gas would go back down.

**snurl**

Granted. The availability of gas voes way down too.

I wish to finish this armor tonight.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. But you lose all your brushes and have to finish painting the detail work with your fingers.

I wish I had a personal master BBQ Chef to cook all my meals.

**Hawky**

Granted. Your wife is hardcore vegan and she has hysterical outburst everytime he cooks something with meat, milk, eggs etc...

I wish for functional lighter.

**snurl**

Granted. It functions perfectly, once.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted, but you wake up first thing in the morning, 12:01 am.

I wish for a happy new year.

**snurl**

Granted. But look out for next year.

I wish I had shot five times as many rockets tonight.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. Now your favorite song is "Afternoon Delight."

I wish for a new horse.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. But it's a Trojan Horse and in the middle of the night ninjas sneak out and steal all your stuff while you're sleeping.

I wish dogs had opposable thumbs.

**Hawky**

Granted. Dog being able to handle things, it took your job.

I wish that police siren had different sound.

**snurl**

Granted. Now the siren sounds like A Bieber song.

I wish to avoid shovelling snow.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. Climate change has warmed the planet so that no snow falls or exists anywhere, but we all drown.

I wish I had a time machine.

**snurl**

Granted. It only moves into the future.

I wish to find more painting time.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You get a job change to a highway line painter.

I wish I were at the beach.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. But the beach is made up entirely of quicksand.

I wish I could have seen The Beatles in concert.

**snurl**

Granted. But you are old as hell.

I wish the Beatles still had concerts.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You are time warped back to the 60's and you are rockin' out with BigWaaagh!

I wish it was warmer.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But you are wearing winter clothing and begin to sweat profusely.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain weight.

**snurl**

Granted. You are an ant.

I wish to find the rest of my miniatures.

**Hawky**

Granted. They are on someones Ebay.

I wish there was no wind.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. But now when people fart it just hangs in the air and life is miserable.

I wish M&M's had Macadamia Nut M&M's!

**snurl**

Granted. But now there is no chocolate.

I wish ice would melt faster.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted. Now all your drinks are slushies.

I wish I knew what I know now, when I was younger.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted, but everything you think you know now is a lie.

I wish the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were a better football team.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! They are a better football team...than the Browns.

I wish Godzilla was real.

**snurl**

Granted. You find out the hard way.

I wish for an uninterrupted painting session.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You are uninterrupted. For 5 minutes.

I wish the PBR had more events in my area.