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2011/01/21 14:55:25
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lesbian lovers are real.
Pics or it's not true 
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/21 14:57:12
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:Tyyr wrote:FITZZ wrote: This lady is chubby..
And I would still wreck that chick. Chubby or not she's still quite attractive. Reminds me one of the first girls I ever went out with. Yeah she could have lost 20lbs and never missed it but she was gorgeous and good lord what a freak.
Something I don't understand about the opposite gender. Given the prevalence of sperm banks and artificial insemination why do you still bother with men?
Partially because culture expects us to, partially because some women like the male body better than the female body, partially because some women really, really like to be sphadoinked.
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Cheesecat wrote:Probably because women want their sexual lust with someone who's real, I know I would rather have a woman over a stimulation.
Lesbian lovers are real.
What does artificial insemination or fake sex have to do with lesbians?  (maybe I should rephrased my earlier statement as "probably the same reason guys chase after girls instead of sex toys")
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2011/01/21 14:57:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Avatar 720 wrote:Lesbian lovers are real.
Pics or it's not true
 Honestly, some people. This is the internet, go look up your own damn lesbian porn, you know there's enough of it out there.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/21 14:58:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was joking; you didn't have to find one xD
I've already got that one too... ¬.¬
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/21 14:59:19
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Cheesecat wrote:What does artificial insemination or fake sex have to do with lesbians? (maybe I should rephrased my earlier statement as "probably the same reason guys chase after girls instead of sex toys")
Fake sex doesn't, but artificial insemination is used by some lesbians to have a natural child.
Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/21 15:03:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I cannot believe people of the opposite gender post on this forum.
In my mind, the horrors of this place would make a woman go insane, or want to collect, build, and paint miniatures.
Then go insane.
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2011/01/21 15:06:06
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I already already well past insane when I started posting here.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/21 15:06:58
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:Cheesecat wrote:What does artificial insemination or fake sex have to do with lesbians? (maybe I should rephrased my earlier statement as "probably the same reason guys chase after girls instead of sex toys")
Fake sex doesn't, but artificial insemination is used by some lesbians to have a natural child.
Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
I understand now. 
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2011/01/21 15:07:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:I already already well past insane when I started posting here.
Two alreadys make a super-already.
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2011/01/21 15:09:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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WarOne wrote:Melissia wrote:I already already well past insane when I started posting here.
Two alreadys make a super-already.
It's not really super unless it wears its underwear inside out and has a cape.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/21 15:17:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:WarOne wrote:Melissia wrote:I already already well past insane when I started posting here.
Two alreadys make a super-already.
It's not really super unless it wears its underwear inside out and has a cape.
That's a misnomer, which lives in caves and eats people who cross their bridge or thread.
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2011/01/21 15:18:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
Someone's got their head in the gutter zone. 
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2011/01/21 15:19:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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WarOne wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:WarOne wrote:Melissia wrote:I already already well past insane when I started posting here.
Two alreadys make a super-already.
It's not really super unless it wears its underwear inside out and has a cape.
That's a misnomer, which lives in caves and eats people who cross their bridge or thread.
My brother?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/21 15:26:10
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:WarOne wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:WarOne wrote:Melissia wrote:I already already well past insane when I started posting here.
Two alreadys make a super-already.
It's not really super unless it wears its underwear inside out and has a cape.
That's a misnomer, which lives in caves and eats people who cross their bridge or thread.
My brother?
That would be fratricide my good sir.
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2011/01/21 15:35:10
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Only if I killed him (which I am likely to do anytime soon if he keeps p***ing me off like this) or vice versa.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/21 15:36:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:Only if I killed him (which I am likely to do anytime soon if he keeps p***ing me off like this) or vice versa.
I meant if you crossed his thread or bridge, and he ate you, and then it would be fratricide.
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2011/01/21 17:12:01
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Avatar 720 wrote:Lesbian lovers are real.
Pics or it's not true
Guess who's back?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/21 17:14:32
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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With a little help, I think I could pull it off.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/01/21 17:18:13
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Monster Rain wrote:
With a little help, I think I could pull it off.
I'm going to need this, and those two.
The kegs.
What do you think I'm referring to?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/21 17:20:11
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Ahh, but this
Plus this
Equals this
my young Padawan.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/01/21 17:25:41
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/21 18:13:28
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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It also equals this....
...The following morning.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/21 18:34:37
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret. 
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2011/01/21 18:36:30
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Tyyr wrote:Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
Then it will begin.
I will release the Genophage soon.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/21 18:41:18
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Tyyr wrote:Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
No...with out men to absorb the brunt of their anger and frustrations,women would then turn on themselves and the world would truly burn. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/21 18:52:51
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Tyyr wrote:Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
Pfft. Until someone needed a spider killed.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2011/01/21 20:24:01
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Monster Rain wrote:Tyyr wrote:Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
Pfft. Until someone needed a spider killed.
....Man! We're going to need a HUGE newspaper for this one!!
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/21 20:28:58
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Tyyr wrote:Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
Pfft. Until someone needed a spider killed.
....Man! We're going to need a HUGE newspaper for this one!!
She could just use the baby...
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2011/01/21 20:48:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Stop doing that! Seriously, you always beat me to my own thoughts :(
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2011/01/21 20:49:09
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Tyyr wrote:Melissia wrote:Theoretically, it's even possible for the insemination to use the DNA of the other woman.
Good Lord, we are totally irrelevant now.
Pfft. Until someone needed a spider killed.
....Man! We're going to need a HUGE newspaper for this one!!
She could just use the baby...
The baby could also use her.
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