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That would only anger it more.

Is the spider male? Maybe she should just start telling it about her day and drive immediately from the room.

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If it was a male, I'd start running, cause that means the females are at least 5 times as big...
   
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2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Most women kissing these days are not really gay, they're trying it out because society not only approves of 2 girls kissing society encourages it to happen. Society says lesbians=hot, so women with a weak sense of self esteem, that need validation that they are sexy, and need to feel they have a leg up on other women go out and get drunk so they can run around as faux lesbians for the attention. It's ok ladies, just look at all the slowed crap young men with a weak sense of self esteem get themselves into.

It's human nature for both men and women want to feel attractive to the opposite sex, and be the envy of their own gender. Women are actually in some ways less complicated than men because being attractive to the opposite sex is one of the quickest way for women to be the envy of their own gender, while men will often find what makes them attractive to the opposite sex is very often not what makes them the envy of their own gender.

Actual sexual orientation is hardwired into the brain, because if it wasn't damn near everybody would be gay because most people get along better with their own gender which would have resulted in our extinction as a species a long time ago.

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Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.
   
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Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.

So chicks like bestiality?

I've been going at this all wrong!

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^Don't go there girlfriend.


Anyways, this thread is getting OT...wait, nevermind.

 
   
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Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.


That's pretty far off because women have far less of a connection between vision and sex, and thus enjoy watching pornography far less than men. Men are far more hardwired towards purely visual mate selection than women.

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Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.


Care to back that up? :/

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Fafnir wrote:Actually, women are (physically) turned on by any sexual stimuli. Gay, straight, lesbian, and even animal pornography will get a similar sexual response from a woman.
Whereas men are more turned on by sexual stimuli that matches their orientation. A straight man will only get a strong reaction from straight and lesbian pornography.


That's probably the biggest BS I've ever heard, someone get Mellisia in here XD
   
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Well, that's what the sexologists tell me.

And by sexologists, I mean professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality.

And by professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality, I mean professors that run tests on these things for years.

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They are obviously animal loving nutters then
   
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Fafnir wrote:Well, that's what the sexologists tell me.

And by sexologists, I mean professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality.

And by professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality, I mean professors that run tests on these things for years.

Have you meet a sexologist in person (Being serious here, I would actually like to know more.)

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Well, one of them spent several years studying the mating habits of Japanese Macaques...

And remember, I'm only talking about physically being turned on, ie, increased circulation to the genitals. Women are also physically turned on by pretty much any sexual encounter, even rape situations. A strong factor that I did not mention in my earlier post was emotional factors (for example, physically, women will be aroused by rape situations, but emotionally is a completely different reaction). One of my professor's masters students is doing a study on why this happens. I think she just published a paper on it, not too sure.

It's even stranger when you consider that men do not follow that pattern. Men are almost only turned on physically by what also turns them on emotionally and psychologically.


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Fafnir wrote:Well, that's what the sexologists tell me.

And by sexologists, I mean professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality.

And by professors of psychology that specialize in human sexuality, I mean professors that run tests on these things for years.

Have you meet a sexologist in person (Being serious here, I would actually like to know more.)


Yes, one of them is the professor of a course I am currently taking (human sexuality), and three of them (including the one who's teaching the sexuality course I'm taking now) gave lectures last summester for a course I was taking.

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Perhaps men are only turned on by physical beauty for evolutionary reasons. The woman who is the prettiest usually is the most fertile. I was watching a program on the discovery Channel that showed a time lapse of a woman throughout her menstruel cycle. During the peak, she was very pretty. At the end, she was less pretty.

Weird, huh?

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schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism
Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

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Girlfriend who does modelling work wrote: I don't know why you make a big deal about people wanting me to do nude shoots.

Me wrote:Do you want strange people, whom I've often not met, to see me naked and take pictures of me?

Girlfriend wrote: What? No! That's nothing like what I'll be doing!


I don't understand the logic behind this at all.
   
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Wolfun wrote:
Girlfriend who does modelling work wrote: I don't know why you make a big deal about people wanting me to do nude shoots.

Me wrote:Do you want strange people, whom I've often not met, to see me naked and take pictures of me?

Girlfriend wrote: What? No! That's nothing like what I'll be doing!


I don't understand the logic behind this at all.


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It wasn't very common a few centuries back anyway.

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Melissia wrote:It wasn't very common a few centuries back anyway.


I know

That's why (Excusing the Typo) I said it became alot rarer a while back

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Not really, it was always this rare, you just weren't alive back then to see the stupidity of the common person.

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Melissia wrote:Not really, it was always this rare, you just weren't alive back then to see the stupidity of the common person.


Or was I?

If your GlAdOs, what if I were to tell you that I was/am the Terror Mask from Splatterhouse?

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I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.

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Come now; can we not simply sit and enjoy some completely 100% truthful cake?

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Melissia wrote:I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.


Sad thing is; I could regenerate that

Don't make me make Rick do what we did to the Biggey Man to you....

(Rip off one of your arms and then impale you with it)

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Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.


Sad thing is; I could regenerate that

Don't make me make Rick do what we did to the Biggey Man to you....

(Rip off one of your arms and then impale you with it)

I'll beat you in the face with the nearest object, then rip your organs out, and take photos of it.

I've covered wars, you know.

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Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:I would laugh at your puny fleshbag self. Do not make me open up a portal inside of your digestive system then put the other end so that your gastric fluid sprays out from your bellybutton.


Sad thing is; I could regenerate that

Don't make me make Rick do what we did to the Biggey Man to you....

(Rip off one of your arms and then impale you with it)
I have no arms.

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